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Homer J Simpson said:
Jr High Cheerleaders beat Vag Head Hummus Men 131.67 - 118.40, led by Peyton Manning, who got the third-highest player score of the week with 49.85 points. Vag Head Hummus Men is starting to unravel and is on a four-game losing streak. DeSean Jackson led Vag Head Hummus Men with 22.00 points while Joe Flacco brought in 17.25. To make matters worse, Vag Head Hummus Men got zero points from Jermaine Gresham. Jr High Cheerleaders (6-4, 1,579.52 points) climbs into sixth place and Vag Head Hummus Men (3-7, 1,506.60 points) sinks into 12th place.
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Vag Head Hummus Men have 5 players on IR, plus 2 others that are injured. But thank God we don't have to deal with the tedium of waivers.

 
Disco Stu said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Bogart said:
Going to Knockouts to get my haircut. As a society, we are pretty close to Starbucks And Handjobs, right?
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What's a basic cut run you at Knockouts?
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15 bucks I think, but I get the one that includes a shampoo and HJ. So it's $25 plus tip IIRC.
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I don't think they have the basic hair cut there. I think the cheapest is $25 but it includes beer and that head massage thing. I don't even care about the haircut as long as they give me the beer and massage.

 
I was not impressed with Knockouts. Decent enough haircut, but all of the extras were sub par, including the girls cutting hair. The Boardroom is still my favorite place to get a haircut, but much more pricey.

Wish I was bald like SLB, then I wouldn't have to worry about it.

 
Bogart said:
Going to Knockouts to get my haircut. As a society, we are pretty close to Starbucks And Handjobs, right?
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I got my hair cut at Sexy Scissors once. It looked exactly like what you would expect a haircut from a stripper looking to pick up afternoon work would look like. Never again.

 
bentley said:
Bogart said:
Going to Knockouts to get my haircut. As a society, we are pretty close to Starbucks And Handjobs, right?
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I got my hair cut at Sexy Scissors once. It looked exactly like what you would expect a haircut from a stripper looking to pick up afternoon work would look like. Never again.
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My hair already looks that way. Might as well have gravity-defying boobs in my face while it happens.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Good Posting Judge said:
The guy who stole my ID tore up Best Buy for $3800. Neat.
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when my identity was stolen earlier this year, someone opened a credit account in my name at Best Buy and gouged them for a similar amount.
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Guy must be around here, he's hit up Best Buy in SF, and the Macy's out in Stockton. F'in Central Valley...
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:lmao: I bet it was a Mayan or SOA.

 
I had to be up early this morning after falling asleep at about 5:30am.

I tried hard to not take a nap, but eventually succumbed late this afternoon. I was out for at least 5 hours, so I'll be around for the Uruk handoff...and the morning commute...and your lunch hour. It's gonna be all Homer all the time! :pickle:

 
strykerpks said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Bogart said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Bogart said:
Going to Knockouts to get my haircut. As a society, we are pretty close to Starbucks And Handjobs, right?
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What's a basic cut run you at Knockouts?
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Never been. Will let you know as soon as I am done.
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I meant for a guy with a normal head of hair.
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DId you mistake Bogey for Kev?
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:lmao: Looks like I did. No wonder it wasn't very funny.

 
I thought Selena Gomez was a hooor who did trashy Spring Break movies and kids shows? She dances now?

SIL and 2 year old son coming in town tonight for a week. Her son is the one my dog Apollo bit back in February. Apollo is doing splendidly with my Ex and the boys and it's reassuring to know that if my cat bites my nephew this week, Krista or Tanner will be waiting with open balls of yarn. :thumbup:

Oh yeah, drinking heavily. Pickles package might need some replacement beers soon. :oldunsure:

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
strykerpks said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Bogart said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Bogart said:
Going to Knockouts to get my haircut. As a society, we are pretty close to Starbucks And Handjobs, right?
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What's a basic cut run you at Knockouts?
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Never been. Will let you know as soon as I am done.
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I meant for a guy with a normal head of hair.
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DId you mistake Bogey for Kev?
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:lmao: Looks like I did. No wonder it wasn't very funny.
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:mellow:

 
General Malaise said:
I thought Selena Gomez was a hooor who did trashy Spring Break movies and kids shows? She dances now?

SIL and 2 year old son coming in town tonight for a week. Her son is the one my dog Apollo bit back in February. Apollo is doing splendidly with my Ex and the boys and it's reassuring to know that if my cat bites my nephew this week, Krista or Tanner will be waiting with open balls of yarn. :thumbup:

Oh yeah, drinking heavily. Pickles package might need some replacement beers soon. :oldunsure:
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PM me your address.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
bentley said:
Bogart said:
Going to Knockouts to get my haircut. As a society, we are pretty close to Starbucks And Handjobs, right?
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I got my hair cut at Sexy Scissors once. It looked exactly like what you would expect a haircut from a stripper looking to pick up afternoon work would look like. Never again.
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My hair already looks that way. Might as well have gravity-defying boobs in my face while it happens.
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As long as they take Canadian

 
General Malaise said:
I thought Selena Gomez was a hooor who did trashy Spring Break movies and kids shows? She dances now?

SIL and 2 year old son coming in town tonight for a week. Her son is the one my dog Apollo bit back in February. Apollo is doing splendidly with my Ex and the boys and it's reassuring to know that if my cat bites my nephew this week, Krista or Tanner will be waiting with open balls of yarn. :thumbup:

Oh yeah, drinking heavily. Pickles package might need some replacement beers soon. :oldunsure:
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Trashy Selena Spring Break movie

 
Idiot Boxer said:
Bob Sacamano said:
bentley said:
Bogart said:
Going to Knockouts to get my haircut. As a society, we are pretty close to Starbucks And Handjobs, right?
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I got my hair cut at Sexy Scissors once. It looked exactly like what you would expect a haircut from a stripper looking to pick up afternoon work would look like. Never again.
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My hair already looks that way. Might as well have gravity-defying boobs in my face while it happens.
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As long as they take Canadian
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At that point they could have shaved my head and I wouldn't have had any idea.

 
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