GM's thread about nothing (56 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Started "Gunsmoke". Slap it high?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Started "Gunsmoke". Slap it high?

I'm sure it's just as good as you remember.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Started "Gunsmoke". Slap it high?

I'm sure it's just as good as you remember.

Ooooh..so close. Doesn't make much sense though.

 

[Thorn]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

I'm halfway through season three.

 

[Abraham]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

Good good. Enjoy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

I'm halfway through season three.

Quit trying to steal GM's thunder.

 

[Fuller]

I missed a few birthday wishes this week on FB so I'll just post them here.

Frost, Stu and someone else - "I hope your birthday sucked."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Started "Gunsmoke". Slap it high?

I'm working on "Car 54: Where are you?"

 

[Annyong]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I am in Orlando.

How does Tony feel about that?

BOOOOOM!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I am in Orlando.

How does Tony feel about that?

BOOOOOM!

I get that joke because I'm old.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I am in Orlando.

How does Tony feel about that?

BOOOOOM!

LOL

 

[Limp Ditka]

I am in Orlando.

How does Tony feel about that?

BOOOOOM!

I get that joke because I'm old.

It took a minute, but it just dawned on me that you're right.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hi from New Orleans.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'M IN TAMPA

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'M IN MY PANTS

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'M IN TRE'S PANTS

 

[Rustoleum]

My wife watches a show called Amazing Race on Sundays and usually I'm asleep by the time it's over as a long day of football viewing tends to tire me out, especially if I'm imbibing teh boozes at 10am kickoff.

There's a pair of ladies on there this year that are smoking hot. They call themselves "Baseball Wives" and by the looks of them, you'd think they were married to Mike Trout and Dustin Pedroia. Just silly sexy hot.

So I got bored and googled them. Their husbands are Chris Getz and David DeJesus. I laughed at that and my wife asked what was so funny and I said that these two guys were simply not very good baseball players. "How bad" she asked, to which I replied..."Let me put it this way. I'm in a 16 team league full of dorks who love for a fantasy baseball draft in February. There are almost 30 rounds in our draft. You do the math. Were it not for a Jewish Italian with a mean disposition and an odd affinity for people named 'Jesus', neither one of these guys would find their way on a roster."

I bet Nick Punto has a hot wife.

Isn't Pedroia making like $12M a year? I'm shocked that he has a hot wife. Shocked.

If David DeJesus and Chris Getz are pulling the leg I see on CBS on Sunday nights before drifting off to sleep, then Dustin Pedroia must be wed to Venus De Milo.

Bet he isn't pulling her arms though. :trytheveal:

 

[bentley]

Headed to Top Golf for an event. Weather is in the 50s in Austin so I expect to see people in parkas and stocking caps.

 

[-fish-]

My wife watches a show called Amazing Race on Sundays and usually I'm asleep by the time it's over as a long day of football viewing tends to tire me out, especially if I'm imbibing teh boozes at 10am kickoff.

There's a pair of ladies on there this year that are smoking hot. They call themselves "Baseball Wives" and by the looks of them, you'd think they were married to Mike Trout and Dustin Pedroia. Just silly sexy hot.

So I got bored and googled them. Their husbands are Chris Getz and David DeJesus. I laughed at that and my wife asked what was so funny and I said that these two guys were simply not very good baseball players. "How bad" she asked, to which I replied..."Let me put it this way. I'm in a 16 team league full of dorks who love for a fantasy baseball draft in February. There are almost 30 rounds in our draft. You do the math. Were it not for a Jewish Italian with a mean disposition and an odd affinity for people named 'Jesus', neither one of these guys would find their way on a roster."

I bet Nick Punto has a hot wife.

Isn't Pedroia making like $12M a year? I'm shocked that he has a hot wife. Shocked.

If David DeJesus and Chris Getz are pulling the leg I see on CBS on Sunday nights before drifting off to sleep, then Dustin Pedroia must be wed to Venus De Milo.

I bet he could land a chick with a full set of limbs.

(I know it's late, but it gives rustoleum a chance to delete his travesty of a joke).

 

[Osaurus]

I'M IN TAMPA

Me too!

 

[Abraham]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

I am now drunk in Orlando.

This trade show has free booze and lots of cool stuff from companies like Dropbox. And somehow I am a VIP so lots of cute college coeds are tending to my every need. I have a suite at the Waldorf Astoria and no meetings til noon.

Slap. It. High.

 

[Osaurus]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

I am now drunk in Orlando.

This trade show has free booze and lots of cool stuff from companies like Dropbox. And somehow I am a VIP so lots of cute college coeds are tending to my every need. I have a suite at the Waldorf Astoria and no meetings til noon.

Slap. It. High.

Serious question: Can you snag me a Dropbox shirt?

 

[-fish-]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

I am now drunk in Orlando.

This trade show has free booze and lots of cool stuff from companies like Dropbox. And somehow I am a VIP so lots of cute college coeds are tending to my every need. I have a suite at the Waldorf Astoria and no meetings til noon.

Slap. It. High.

Serious question: Can you snag me a Dropbox shirt?

I'll take a college coed. No shirt necessary.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

I am now drunk in Orlando.This trade show has free booze and lots of cool stuff from companies like Dropbox. And somehow I am a VIP so lots of cute college coeds are tending to my every need. I have a suite at the Waldorf Astoria and no meetings til noon.

Slap. It. High.

Serious question: Can you snag me a Dropbox shirt?

I'll take a college coed. No shirt necessary.

#### it. I'll just take the free booze.

 

[YSR]

Recently rewatched all 5 seasons of Breaking Bad. I highly recommend you doing so right after finishing your first viewing. Just so, so good.

 

[Abraham]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

I am now drunk in Orlando. This trade show has free booze and lots of cool stuff from companies like Dropbox. And somehow I am a VIP so lots of cute college coeds are tending to my every need. I have a suite at the Waldorf Astoria and no meetings til noon.

Slap. It. High.

Serious question: Can you snag me a Dropbox shirt?

Need the size in the bext half hour?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm both high and mighty and make fun of other people. Two birds, one stone and all that.

 

[krista4]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

Hey, wait just one gosh-durned second here. Weren't we watching Season 5 of Wires first? (I have watched the first two episodes.)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm both high and mighty and make fun of other people. Two birds, one stone and all that.

Can I just be high?

 

[bentley]

Hey gang. Looking for opportunities to be high and mighty. Does that work in here?

Also happy to see good things happening for GBCD.

Top Golf was swell.

 

[walnutz]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

I am now drunk in Orlando. This trade show has free booze and lots of cool stuff from companies like Dropbox. And somehow I am a VIP so lots of cute college coeds are tending to my every need. I have a suite at the Waldorf Astoria and no meetings til noon.

Slap. It. High.

Serious question: Can you snag me a Dropbox shirt?

Need the size in the bext half hour?

Can you grab me an XL one or is it too late?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still mad at proninja for the too-small secret santa gift, btw. No follow-up calls received...

 

[Frostillicus]

Still mad at proninja for the too-small secret santa gift, btw. No follow-up calls received...

I'm pretty happy about it.

 

[Abraham]

I am in Orlando.

Sorry to hear it

I am now drunk in Orlando. This trade show has free booze and lots of cool stuff from companies like Dropbox. And somehow I am a VIP so lots of cute college coeds are tending to my every need. I have a suite at the Waldorf Astoria and no meetings til noon.

Slap. It. High.

Serious question: Can you snag me a Dropbox shirt?

Need the size in the bext half hour?

Can you grab me an XL one or is it too late?

On it.

 

[Annyong]

Moved my router wireless router thingy upstairs to the living room right in the middle of the floor. Now my poohing and talking to you folks at the same time!

 

[Abraham]

So the Hilton is Habing an after party.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Habe pun!

 

[Abraham]

Oiol

 

[shuke]

Not a cat but kind of cute. The ladies...they ALL love Coop.

Saw that on FB. Very cool.

I was really relieved that he was wearing boys clothes.

THAT'S THE STRAIGHT ONE!@!!!!111

 

[bentley]

All the chicks at top golf tonight were wearing pants.

Shuke > Disappointed.

 

[shuke]

Top Golf was swell.

No pics?

 

[shuke]

Top Golf was swell.

No pics?

Never mind

 

[proninja]

I'm going to start bullying this entire thread. Please PM me all of your phone numbers, TIA.

Someone PM him Imp's number, please

Interesting take, Mason.

When I was bullied online to the point I lashed out, it was my fault.

When I took on the bully attitude, it was my fault.

I will never win in the eyes of some people but I know there are people who notice me.

It's almost ironic since you became a God-lover that you made that point.

Between you and me, I'm the more trustworthy one...and I dare you to argue that point.

I think you took what I said wrong. The joke was that it'd be funny if someone called and tried to bully you, because you're a dude who would be hard to bully.

I didn't take Truck seriously. It was all meant to be in good fun.

 

[proninja]

Still mad at proninja for the too-small secret santa gift, btw. No follow-up calls received...

I kept waiting for a pm with your number, but no. . .

 

[cosjobs]

:tardwave:

Two days off !!!

Empty house and no arrivals until Fri, Sat and Sun.

 

[proninja]

Oh hey, Mason, just in case you want to spout off...e-mom mentioned how you called her all the time while the mojo stuff was going on and how you said you would be there for her. Just thought you should know...and yes ****, your number is all over the bills. Funny enough, your number was still on the bills a long time after mojo went away...oh right, you kept calling her.

For all the crap I have gone through, at least I have always stood on one side.

I've done a lot of stuff that was wrong, bad, or that I'm embarrassed about. Particularly during that time period of my life. I wouldn't recommend me as a role model.

 

[kevzilla]

Jury duty today. I haven't shaved for a week, and thanks to my respiratory issues, I sound like Larry King on a bender. Hopefully, that will be sufficient shtick to get me out of there. If not, TPW are appreciated.