My wife is yelling at me because Dean McDermott cheated on Tori Spelling. I don't know.

FrostyWife is spectacular.
You'll like this Homer. Yesterday, because of the cold here, the kids were home from school and I was working from home, so most of the day is spent with me working on the basement couch alternating between shows I like and kids shows on the netflix (sorry gm), with Sarah upstairs crocheting. At some point I go upstairs and she asks me if it's noon yet. I ask why. She says because I want a glass of wine but not before noon. I say it's 12:30. She says, fill er up.
So she spent the entire day from 12:30 until about 7:30 drinking Sauvignon Blanc until she passed out on the couch. Then, about 9:30 while I'm watching the game, she woke up, filled up a glass with wine, drank it down, and fell asleep again.