GM's thread about nothing (20 Viewers)

[T Bell]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Yeah, Ambien is known to do some weird #### like that to some people - sleep walking, hallucinations, vivid dreams, etc.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I love #### like this

this is also nice

 

[DA RAIDERS]

The ambien thread was an awesome one, it got whacked by our puritanical overlords for some reason.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.

Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For fans of the Mad Mens (probably some spoilers if you aren't up to date)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.

Peens alias?

 

[General Malaise]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.

Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

Jesus.....

 

[General Malaise]

I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.

Santa?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.

Peens alias?

Athiest and not racist version I guess.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.

Palin?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I lived in a home with no running water for several years as a child and we had a pissbucket in the winter because it was too cold to go in the outhouse. Actually true.

Peens alias?

Athiest and not racist version I guess.

Should have prayed for pipes.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.

Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

Dude

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Mr. Pack taunting the reaper every night I guess.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

damn. I was on the ambien for awhile, mixing it with a lot of booze made it more effective* for me. *it also promoted rambling about the house at night, incoherent ranting, and naked online gambling with your dead cats ashes and all of your daughters stuffed animals helping you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Like Valley of the Freaking Dolls up in here.

 

[Guster]

This Ambien stuff sounds fun

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I wouldn't even take the perc prescribed when I got my wisdom teeth out, let alone an ambien cocktail. When I had trouble sleeping back in the day, I would take Excedrin nighttime. That's the hardest drug I've ever done.

 

[Frostillicus]

ANNOUNCE:

My hat arrived today.

Weird. That thing was sent a long ### time ago.

 

[Frostillicus]

ANNOUNCE:

My hat arrived today.

Does it smell of Clos du Bois?

I have to wring it out before wearing it.

3-buck chuck, imo.

Hope you like it.

 

[Drifter]

I wouldn't even take the perc prescribed when I got my wisdom teeth out, let alone an ambien cocktail. When I had trouble sleeping back in the day, I would take Excedrin nighttime. That's the hardest drug I've ever done.

Yeah, me too...

 

[kevzilla]

I've taken Vicodin for the last seven days straight. Won't be taking any more for a while.

Oh, and the first day back at work after six nights in Vegas is gruesome. I'm glad it's almost over, and no one had to die.

 

[Frostillicus]

I kind of want an Ambien.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I kind of want an Ambien.

Let's take ambiens and go to the bar.

 

[Frostillicus]

I kind of want an Ambien.

Let's take ambiens and go to the bar.

What could go wrong?

 

[Abraham]

I don't feel like I've complained about anything lately. I am trying to find something to ##### about and having no luck, although I don't think I have any booze in the house WHICH IS A BIG FUFKING PROBLEM !

 

[mr roboto]

My wife bought a 20 pack of Jack Links Beef Sticks from Costco. I asked her why she bought them. She replied that she thought I liked beef jerky. I said I do, but these aren't beef jerky.

Absolutely disgusting. I don't know how people eat this crap.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

This Ambien stuff sounds fun

it's a roller coaster. and i'm pretty sure people expressing their fondness for it, is why the thread got whacked.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I kind of want an Ambien.

Let's take ambiens and go to the bar.

What could go wrong?

We could drink vodka red bulls to keep us up.

 

[Frostillicus]

I kind of want an Ambien.

Let's take ambiens and go to the bar.

What could go wrong?

We could drink vodka red bulls to keep us up.

This is shaping up into a solid plan.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I kind of want an Ambien.

Let's take ambiens and go to the bar.

What could go wrong?

We could drink vodka red bulls to keep us up.

feel free to add vikes, norcos, or edited . any and or all. not that i have or anything.....

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I kind of want an Ambien.

Let's take ambiens and go to the bar.

What could go wrong?

We could drink vodka red bulls to keep us up.

Tasing each other every 45 minutes also seems like a decent option.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

Good Lord. No wonder, my friend.

 

[Abraham]

I don't feel like I've complained about anything lately. I am trying to find something to ##### about and having no luck, although I don't think I have any booze in the house WHICH IS A BIG FUFKING PROBLEM !

I got it - 8.5 months of pregnancy has infected my wife with a virus wherein the only thing she can stand to watch on TV is reality television. Storage Wars, Storage Wars Texas, Hardcore Pawn, Little People Big World or whatever its called, the show where they have 19 kids....argh.

What a big bag of #####.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

Good Lord. No wonder, my friend.

His body can't take a break to rest because it's busy working to keep him alive.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I kind of want an Ambien.

Let's take ambiens and go to the bar.

What could go wrong?

We could drink vodka red bulls to keep us up.

Tasing each other every 45 minutes also seems like a decent option.

You in?

 

[Abraham]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

Good Lord. No wonder, my friend.

His body can't take a break to rest because it's busy working to keep him alive.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

Good Lord. No wonder, my friend.

His body can't take a break to rest because it's busy working to keep him alive.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife bought a 20 pack of Jack Links Beef Sticks from Costco. I asked her why she bought them. She replied that she thought I liked beef jerky. I said I do, but these aren't beef jerky.

Absolutely disgusting. I don't know how people eat this crap.

>1 carb probably.

 

[krista4]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

damn. I was on the ambien for awhile, mixing it with a lot of booze made it more effective* for me.*it also promoted rambling about the house at night, incoherent ranting, and naked online gambling with your dead cats ashes and all of your daughters stuffed animals helping you.

That was you? I remember that one!

 

[General Malaise]

FDAS > thank you for the sausage! It was unexpected, undeserved, but very appreciated and I can't wait to enjoy! Will make gumbo with this.

 

[kevzilla]

I've taken Vicodin for the last seven days straight. Won't be taking any more for a while.

Oh, and the first day back at work after six nights in Vegas is gruesome. I'm glad it's almost over, and no one had to die.

Except I get home and there's an eviction notice on my door. The rent check I wrote before leaving town bounced. Since it was drawn on my Fidelity brokerage account, this was a concern. Fidelity tells me because two numbers are transposed on the street address on my check, they put a hold on my account. They didn't do that the other ten times I've paid rent with those checks, over a period of many years. They tell me everything is now fixed with the account, but the landlord has no intention of running the check back though. They want a money order, by tomorrow, with an extra $140.00 on top for offending their sensibilities.

Now everyone has to die.

 

[T Bell]

I once had a bottle of Ambien to deal with my sleeping issues, but they didn't work for me so Mr. krista took them instead. He would have long gibberish episodes that were sometimes amusing but sometimes scary. One I remember vividly ended with his being very upset as some sunlight hit the wall of the bedroom and his yelling, "Who's going to empty the pissbucket?!?!" He kept asking that until I finally told him I would.

Man, I hear these stories a lot, even my sister can't tolerate it.

Hell sometimes I take 2 and they don't work.

I take an Ambien, 2 Benadryl and a Tramadol before bed every night and I still barely sleep.

That always amazes me to hear. Ambien basically knocks my #### right out and guarantees 4 hours of sound sleep.

 

[FDAS]

FDAS > thank you for the sausage! It was unexpected, undeserved, but very appreciated and I can't wait to enjoy! Will make gumbo with this.

also great grilled on bun

 

[UniAlias]

I've taken Vicodin for the last seven days straight. Won't be taking any more for a while.

Oh, and the first day back at work after six nights in Vegas is gruesome. I'm glad it's almost over, and no one had to die.

Except I get home and there's an eviction notice on my door. The rent check I wrote before leaving town bounced. Since it was drawn on my Fidelity brokerage account, this was a concern. Fidelity tells me because two numbers are transposed on the street address on my check, they put a hold on my account. They didn't do that the other ten times I've paid rent with those checks, over a period of many years. They tell me everything is now fixed with the account, but the landlord has no intention of running the check back though. They want a money order, by tomorrow, with an extra $140.00 on top for offending their sensibilities.

Now everyone has to die.

WTF?? That doesn't make any sense at all.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've taken Vicodin for the last seven days straight. Won't be taking any more for a while.

Oh, and the first day back at work after six nights in Vegas is gruesome. I'm glad it's almost over, and no one had to die.

Except I get home and there's an eviction notice on my door. The rent check I wrote before leaving town bounced. Since it was drawn on my Fidelity brokerage account, this was a concern. Fidelity tells me because two numbers are transposed on the street address on my check, they put a hold on my account. They didn't do that the other ten times I've paid rent with those checks, over a period of many years. They tell me everything is now fixed with the account, but the landlord has no intention of running the check back though. They want a money order, by tomorrow, with an extra $140.00 on top for offending their sensibilities.

Now everyone has to die.

WTF?? That doesn't make any sense at all.

Shhh, don't give away our banking secrets

 

[T Bell]

Yeah. This.

 

[Guster]

Yeah. This.

 

[proninja]

My wife bought a 20 pack of Jack Links Beef Sticks from Costco. I asked her why she bought them. She replied that she thought I liked beef jerky. I said I do, but these aren't beef jerky.

Absolutely disgusting. I don't know how people eat this crap.

That sounds pretty amazing right now, but I haven't eaten anything since Sunday night, so it all sounds amazing

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My wife bought a 20 pack of Jack Links Beef Sticks from Costco. I asked her why she bought them. She replied that she thought I liked beef jerky. I said I do, but these aren't beef jerky.

Absolutely disgusting. I don't know how people eat this crap.

That sounds pretty amazing right now, but I haven't eaten anything since Sunday night, so it all sounds amazing

Hunger strike?