GM's thread about nothing (20 Viewers)

[Abraham]

I have been toying-just toying, mind you-with the notion of setting up a profile on OurTime. If you don't know, it's a dating site for the, um, mature.

This next week is like Christmas for the dating sites, so there should be no shortage of cougars panthers to choose from. On the other hand, if I wait until after Valentine's Day, anyone still active on the site would be truly desperate.

If nothing else, it might provide GMTAN entertainment. Thoughts?

Single people owe it the rest of us to have lots of guilt free sex.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I was supposed to have a beer with Shuke last night but my youngest came down with a fever and lung infection that requires breathing treatments. It can last up to three days.

I'm really hoping he gets better sooner because the Austin Rodeo Gala is tomorrow night. Good food and open bar. Its one one my top three favorite company drinking events of the year.

Kids, man.

Huh, a father that takes care of his son. Refreshing isn't it?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have been toying-just toying, mind you-with the notion of setting up a profile on OurTime. If you don't know, it's a dating site for the, um, mature.

Great site for cradle robbing.

 

[krista4]

are the kristas really moving here in two weeks? I'm so excited to make plans that will never happen with you!!!

We'd better get started on that right away!!

kev, do it.

bentley, sorry about your sick kid. :( Do you need any, you know, comfort?

 

[Annyong]

I was supposed to have a beer with Shuke last night but my youngest came down with a fever and lung infection that requires breathing treatments. It can last up to three days.

I'm really hoping he gets better sooner because the Austin Rodeo Gala is tomorrow night. Good food and open bar. Its one one my top three favorite company drinking events of the year.

Kids, man.

Huh, a father that takes care of his son. Refreshing isn't it?

My littlest one is screaming cuz I left the room to take a crap. He can keep crying, I don't stop crapping for anyone.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Home and drinking beer.

All of your hard work is finally over.

 

[Frostillicus]

Our Gophers have a must win tomorrow, you guys.

 

[Annyong]

I'm taking my 2 year old to Monster Jam tomorrow.

 

[kevzilla]

I'm taking my 2 year old to Monster Jam tomorrow.

Please tell us you have hearing protection for the little guy.

 

[bentley]

I'm taking my 2 year old to Monster Jam tomorrow.

That's quality parenting right there.

K4> A little rub would probably make me feel better.

I know Kev mentioned our impending doom in Austin earlier, but I thought I'd follow up. Last night, every school district and state agency announced that they were closed all day today because the temperature was going to be in the high 20s and there was a 40% chance of freezing precipitation. It didn't happen. It was bone dry but the city was mostly shut down. Almost makes me ashamed to be from Austin.

 

[YSR]

are the kristas really moving here in two weeks? I'm so excited to make plans that will never happen with you!!!

We'd better get started on that right away!!

kev, do it.

bentley, sorry about your sick kid. :( Do you need any, you know, comfort?

For the record, I kind of hate that you got your iHooks into bentley before I could. Like to slice that up and put it on a club cracker.

 

[Abraham]

Home and drinking beer.

All of your hard work is finally over.

I think you are up to something.

 

[strykerpks]

are the kristas really moving here in two weeks? I'm so excited to make plans that will never happen with you!!!

We'd better get started on that right away!!

kev, do it.

bentley, sorry about your sick kid. :( Do you need any, you know, comfort?

For the record, I kind of hate that you got your iHooks into bentley before I could. Like to slice that up and put it on a club cracker.

I know, right?

 

[krista4]

are the kristas really moving here in two weeks? I'm so excited to make plans that will never happen with you!!!

We'd better get started on that right away!!

kev, do it.

bentley, sorry about your sick kid. :( Do you need any, you know, comfort?

For the record, I kind of hate that you got your iHooks into bentley before I could. Like to slice that up and put it on a club cracker.

I've been contemplating a new sig; this is a strong contender.

 

[YSR]

That was probably kind of weird.

 

[kevzilla]

Got to stay home and watch my favorite CNBC honeys all day. And contemplate hot, dry sex with 50-somethings.

 

[krista4]

Yeeser, how did things go at the in-laws'?

 

[bentley]

are the kristas really moving here in two weeks? I'm so excited to make plans that will never happen with you!!!

We'd better get started on that right away!!

kev, do it.

bentley, sorry about your sick kid. :( Do you need any, you know, comfort?

For the record, I kind of hate that you got your iHooks into bentley before I could. Like to slice that up and put it on a club cracker.

 

[krista4]

That was probably kind of weird.

It was beautiful.

 

[krista4]

All right, folks; I've waited 1-1/2 days and am going in. Now that the parade of nations is over, I'm firing up Season 5 of Breaking Bad.

 

[Abraham]

All right, folks; I've waited 1-1/2 days and am going in. Now that the parade of nations is over, I'm firing up Season 5 of Breaking Bad.

:excited :

 

[YSR]

Yeeser, how did things go at the in-laws'?

Not as bad as they usually do. It helped that my SIL's felon ex-husband has been sending her mean messages on FB and they asked me to record them somehow. I showed them how to do a screen shot <gasp> and they think I'm Bill Gates. Once I had shown all of my party tricks, we left.

 

[Annyong]

I'm taking my 2 year old to Monster Jam tomorrow.

Please tell us you have hearing protection for the little guy.

Oh yeah, ordered some noise cancelling headphones the same day I bought the tickets.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Our Gophers have a must win tomorrow, you guys.

We are screwed, but I will watch and hope for Jesus miracles.

 

[Frostillicus]

It takes a special kind of stupid to play craps online.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

That was probably kind of weird.

 

[strykerpks]

Our Gophers have a must win tomorrow, you guys.

We are screwed, but I will watch and hope for Jesus miracles.

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

Friday the 13th marathon on IFC.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What's the opposite of finger cuffs, because that's what Bentley's going to be.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

so year end review...EXCEEDS expectations. My manager couldnt complement me enough. :excited;

most likely a 3-4 % raise

Man, I wish I would get a 3-4% raise. I could use an extra $9 a month.

 

[belljr]

potato potato bastards

 

[Abraham]

so year end review...EXCEEDS expectations. My manager couldnt complement me enough. :excited;

most likely a 3-4 % raise

Man, I wish I would get a 3-4% raise. I could use an extra $9 a month.

That's a twelve pack per month. 144 beers a year. Not a bad haul.

 

[UniAlias]

It takes a special kind of stupid to play craps online.

 

[belljr]

It takes a special kind of stupid to play craps online.

what about let it ride or three card poker cuz ive one boat loads

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It takes a special kind of stupid to play craps online.

What about letting your wife play slots with your sportsbook acct??

(hi honey)

 

[-fish-]

so year end review...EXCEEDS expectations. My manager couldnt complement me enough. :excited;

most likely a 3-4 % raise

Man, I wish I would get a 3-4% raise. I could use an extra $9 a month.

That's a twelve pack per month. 144 beers a year. Not a bad haul.

48 trips to the gas station

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

so year end review...EXCEEDS expectations. My manager couldnt complement me enough. :excited;

most likely a 3-4 % raise

Man, I wish I would get a 3-4% raise. I could use an extra $9 a month.

That's a twelve pack per month. 144 beers a year. Not a bad haul.

Not really drinking beer lately

But it could buy me one $7 bottle of 75 South whiskey a month with a couple of bucks left over for soda to mix it.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

All right, folks; I've waited 1-1/2 days and am going in. Now that the parade of nations is over, I'm firing up Season 5 of Breaking Bad.

Have you not seen it? Lucky you if true. I've tried to go back and watch, its not the same when you know what happens.

 

[Abraham]

:biting tongue about the end of "ozymandius":

 

[strykerpks]

:biting tongue about the end of "ozymandius":

Stop this

 

[bentley]

All right, folks; I've waited 1-1/2 days and am going in. Now that the parade of nations is over, I'm firing up Season 5 of Breaking Bad.

Have you not seen it? Lucky you if true. I've tried to go back and watch, its not the same when you know what happens.

I enjoyed a lot of it more the second time around. The first viewing was such a rush. It was cool to go back and see all the pieces being put together.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

All right, folks; I've waited 1-1/2 days and am going in. Now that the parade of nations is over, I'm firing up Season 5 of Breaking Bad.

Have you not seen it? Lucky you if true. I've tried to go back and watch, its not the same when you know what happens.

Link

 

[bentley]

The Season 5.2 trailer with the "Ozymandias" reading is probably the best TV show trailer ever.

I just started watching Alien vs. Predator 2 on AMC. I don't want to judge, but this doesn't seem like a movie that America was clamoring to have made.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Roverkid just got 4th in her district spelling bee. Combine wikked smaht with oppositional defiant disorder and you end up proud, but scared.

Congrats, kid!

Wife just had a pregnancy nosebleed. I think we are entering the "####ed up #### happens to pregnant body" stage.

Uh oh. One of my friends got nosebleeds ALL the time while pregnant. :(

Was the baby cute at least?

Extremely cute; she is just a gorgeous little girl now. :stayawayhomer:

Given the genes they'll get, you know you're going to have great-looking kids.

Awww. thanks.

Tonight was my sisters 30th bday party. A lot of my friends came too. It was really nice and fun. Makes me kinda sad. Like I didn't spend enough time with people while I lived here. I think that's normal though, right?

 

[Frostillicus]

In all honesty, I've lurked and posted on this board for three years, and you're kind of an #######. Always. Good luck to you, man. I hope you get off on it.

Someone just told me this about me. Am I this?

 

[T Bell]

In all honesty, I've lurked and posted on this board for three years, and you're kind of an #######. Always. Good luck to you, man. I hope you get off on it.

Someone just told me this about me. Am I this?

We talk about this a lot between us, and, well, yeah.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In all honesty, I've lurked and posted on this board for three years, and you're kind of an #######. Always. Good luck to you, man. I hope you get off on it.

Someone just told me this about me. Am I this?

I actually scrolled up to see if it was aimed at me.

You're like Mr. Rogers compared to me.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

All right, folks; I've waited 1-1/2 days and am going in. Now that the parade of nations is over, I'm firing up Season 5 of Breaking Bad.

Have you not seen it? Lucky you if true. I've tried to go back and watch, its not the same when you know what happens.

Link

Except you of course

 

[strykerpks]

In all honesty, I've lurked and posted on this board for three years, and you're kind of an #######. Always. Good luck to you, man. I hope you get off on it.

Someone just told me this about me. Am I this?

Where was this?

 

[Frostillicus]

In all honesty, I've lurked and posted on this board for three years, and you're kind of an #######. Always. Good luck to you, man. I hope you get off on it.

Someone just told me this about me. Am I this?

Where was this?

Your mom's house.