GM's thread about nothing (16 Viewers)

[krista4]

Going to the hoarders' for dinner in 30 minutes. I've chosen the next 25 minutes too consume my weekly allotment of wine.

25 minutes for 14 bottles is going to be tough, but you can do it!

I find it's easier if you pour it from the bottle into the aerator, directly into your mouth. Like a little elitist bong.

:takingnotes:

FOS IMO…your reign in here pales in comparison to your predecessor.

why are you so angry all the time?

I'm not running anything. I'm just the only mod that spends much time here.

my previous comment was a direct quote. not sure what you have against this thread.

This thread symbolizes an "elitist" vibe to the rest of the folks here. You can color it however you want but the folks responsible for :e: tend to hang out in here like the officers club so this is what we have set out as our target.

You would suggest a different target, a military target, THEN EXILE ALL the folks with multiple aliases who you know have burned thru log ins and honor the house rules that Joe and David set up. You can't fool us all Aaron.

Ok, ok, ok, we'll let you on JimTan staff. Just write a few articles and try to sound smart.

WHOA, if sounding smart is going to be a requirement here now, we're going to need to take a hard look at the current membership.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Roverkid just got 4th in her district spelling bee. Combine wikked smaht with oppositional defiant disorder and you end up proud, but scared.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Wife just had a pregnancy nosebleed. I think we are entering the "####ed up #### happens to pregnant body" stage.

 

[Guster]

Going to the hoarders' for dinner in 30 minutes. I've chosen the next 25 minutes too consume my weekly allotment of wine.

25 minutes for 14 bottles is going to be tough, but you can do it!

Officer Malloy's article said one glass. Wonder how much MOP thinks I can have.

Did it state the size of the glass?

 

[krista4]

Roverkid just got 4th in her district spelling bee. Combine wikked smaht with oppositional defiant disorder and you end up proud, but scared.

Congrats, kid!

Wife just had a pregnancy nosebleed. I think we are entering the "####ed up #### happens to pregnant body" stage.

Uh oh. One of my friends got nosebleeds ALL the time while pregnant. :(

 

[krista4]

Going to the hoarders' for dinner in 30 minutes. I've chosen the next 25 minutes too consume my weekly allotment of wine.

25 minutes for 14 bottles is going to be tough, but you can do it!

Officer Malloy's article said one glass. Wonder how much MOP thinks I can have.

Did it state the size of the glass?

Loopholes!

 

[Guster]

Wth is going on around this place?

Seems like a war. With sexy consequences.

I'm looking forward to Shuke's hippling tonight.

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[Leeroy Jenkins]

Roverkid just got 4th in her district spelling bee. Combine wikked smaht with oppositional defiant disorder and you end up proud, but scared.

Congrats, kid!

Wife just had a pregnancy nosebleed. I think we are entering the "####ed up #### happens to pregnant body" stage.

Uh oh. One of my friends got nosebleeds ALL the time while pregnant. :(

Was the baby cute at least?

 

[Jim Tan]

FOS IMOyour reign in here pales in comparison to your predecessor.

why are you so angry all the time?I'm not running anything. I'm just the only mod that spends much time here.

my previous comment was a direct quote. not sure what you have against this thread.

This thread symbolizes an "elitist" vibe to the rest of the folks here. You can color it however you want but the folks responsible for :e: tend to hang out in here like the officers club so this is what we have set out as our target. You would suggest a different target, a military target, THEN EXILE ALL the folks with multiple aliases who you know have burned thru log ins and honor the house rules that Joe and David set up. You can't fool us all Aaron.

Ok, ok, ok, we'll let you on JimTan staff. Just write a few articles and try to sound smart.

Denied.

 

[krista4]

Roverkid just got 4th in her district spelling bee. Combine wikked smaht with oppositional defiant disorder and you end up proud, but scared.

Congrats, kid!

Wife just had a pregnancy nosebleed. I think we are entering the "####ed up #### happens to pregnant body" stage.

Uh oh. One of my friends got nosebleeds ALL the time while pregnant. :(

Was the baby cute at least?

Extremely cute; she is just a gorgeous little girl now. :stayawayhomer:

Given the genes they'll get, you know you're going to have great-looking kids.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Way to go roverkid!

:don'tshivme:

 

[T Bell]

FOS IMOyour reign in here pales in comparison to your predecessor.

why are you so angry all the time?I'm not running anything. I'm just the only mod that spends much time here.

my previous comment was a direct quote. not sure what you have against this thread.

This thread symbolizes an "elitist" vibe to the rest of the folks here. You can color it however you want but the folks responsible for :e: tend to hang out in here like the officers club so this is what we have set out as our target. You would suggest a different target, a military target, THEN EXILE ALL the folks with multiple aliases who you know have burned thru log ins and honor the house rules that Joe and David set up. You can't fool us all Aaron.

Ok, ok, ok, we'll let you on JimTan staff. Just write a few articles and try to sound smart.

Denied.

Does this mean I don't get the employee referral fee?

 

[Abraham]

Home and drinking beer.

 

[FDAS]

He's really mad? Are you saying it's not 90% shtick?

I seem to be the only guy he's mad at. the rest looks like shtick.he's been pissed at me for years.

Are you his son?

#######it! I burned through my likes too fast.

 

[Guster]

FOS IMOyour reign in here pales in comparison to your predecessor.

why are you so angry all the time?I'm not running anything. I'm just the only mod that spends much time here.

my previous comment was a direct quote. not sure what you have against this thread.

This thread symbolizes an "elitist" vibe to the rest of the folks here. You can color it however you want but the folks responsible for :e: tend to hang out in here like the officers club so this is what we have set out as our target. You would suggest a different target, a military target, THEN EXILE ALL the folks with multiple aliases who you know have burned thru log ins and honor the house rules that Joe and David set up. You can't fool us all Aaron.

Ok, ok, ok, we'll let you on JimTan staff. Just write a few articles and try to sound smart.

Denied.

saved your first post for THAT

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Where is your leader Gen GM Lee? He has a lot to catch up on when he is done drinking at the bar today.

 

[Abraham]

Where is your leader Gen GM Lee? He has a lot to catch up on when he is done drinking at the bar today.

I think he said he was spending the day with his kids (actually true)

 

[T Bell]

Where is your leader Gen GM Lee? He has a lot to catch up on when he is done drinking at the bar today.

I think you should be paying more attention to that cleanup in Aisle 5, mister.

 

[-fish-]

FOS IMOyour reign in here pales in comparison to your predecessor.

why are you so angry all the time?I'm not running anything. I'm just the only mod that spends much time here.

my previous comment was a direct quote. not sure what you have against this thread.

This thread symbolizes an "elitist" vibe to the rest of the folks here. You can color it however you want but the folks responsible for :e: tend to hang out in here like the officers club so this is what we have set out as our target. You would suggest a different target, a military target, THEN EXILE ALL the folks with multiple aliases who you know have burned thru log ins and honor the house rules that Joe and David set up. You can't fool us all Aaron.

Ok, ok, ok, we'll let you on JimTan staff. Just write a few articles and try to sound smart.

Denied.

saved your first post for THAT

 

[Frostillicus]

GM can't be our leader, he wears a visor.

 

[kevzilla]

GM is like the English monarchy. We absolutely adore him, but we wouldn't let him anywhere near the levers of power.

 

[Tecumseh]

I just saw that MOP is serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in his thread. That's pretty compelling, assuming he's not one of those savages who pre-mixes the peanut butter and jelly together. When are we going to be offered refreshments in this thread? :revolt:

As soon as you and Oliver quit ####### around and start cranking out some pizzas. Duh.

 

[krista4]

I just saw that MOP is serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in his thread. That's pretty compelling, assuming he's not one of those savages who pre-mixes the peanut butter and jelly together. When are we going to be offered refreshments in this thread? :revolt:

As soon as you and Oliver quit ####### around and start cranking out some pizzas. Duh.

Oktoberfest, we move in two weeks and will get on it.

 

[Tecumseh]

I just saw that MOP is serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in his thread. That's pretty compelling, assuming he's not one of those savages who pre-mixes the peanut butter and jelly together. When are we going to be offered refreshments in this thread? :revolt:

As soon as you and Oliver quit ####### around and start cranking out some pizzas. Duh.

Oktoberfest, we move in two weeks and will get on it.

Cool. Now that MoP's here, he can help you with the math.

 

[General Malaise]

I thought whoever posted that fake conversation between Bob and GM was spot on regarding the conception of the so called sideboards.

what now?

 

[Gadzooks]

Where is your leader Gen GM Lee? He has a lot to catch up on when he is done drinking at the bar today.

This reminds me of SuperMan 2 when General Zod comes to Earth and challenges SuperMan. Except MOP doesn't have that sweet black outfit that Zod wore and and instead of Christopher Reeve playing SuperMan we have a pasty non-skinny fellow who's kryptonite is netflix.

 

[fantasycurse42]

FOS IMO…your reign in here pales in comparison to your predecessor.

why are you so angry all the time?I'm not running anything. I'm just the only mod that spends much time here.

my previous comment was a direct quote. not sure what you have against this thread.

This thread symbolizes an "elitist" vibe to the rest of the folks here. You can color it however you want but the folks responsible for :e: tend to hang out in here like the officers club so this is what we have set out as our target. You would suggest a different target, a military target, THEN EXILE ALL the folks with multiple aliases who you know have burned thru log ins and honor the house rules that Joe and David set up. You can't fool us all Aaron.

Speak for yourself... you need to relax dude... Glad I wandered in here and read this post, amazing. "Elitist" vibe? This is a message board, I'll prob never meet a single person on here, & if it was the FC42 Invitational, I'd be showing that to my friends to get a laugh, they'd prob jump on board to vote and break my balls, & I wouldn't care the slightest bit. I don't wish negative on anyone, but if anyone in this thread, lost their job, divorced their wife, & moved into their car, it wouldn't have any impact on your life, my life, or any other poster in here. I don't know if you fully understand what elitist means, bc there is no such thing as elitist on a FBG message board.

 

[General Malaise]

This reminds me, my brother (Wrigley) threatened to beat me up a few weeks ago because I popped a balloon full of confetti in his kitchen during his daughters 1st birthday party.

Still picking this #### up.

And I may have overserved myself.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I thought whoever posted that fake conversation between Bob and GM was spot on regarding the conception of the so called sideboards.

what now?

Strap in, kiddo. You're in for a hell of a ride.

 

[Drifter]

So a peer of my boss who has been the main roadblock to my advancement announced today that he's moving to a different org. I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Time for some whiskey.

 

[General Malaise]

Where is your leader Gen GM Lee? He has a lot to catch up on when he is done drinking at the bar today.

This reminds me of SuperMan 2 when General Zod comes to Earth and challenges SuperMan. Except MOP doesn't have that sweet black outfit that Zod wore and and instead of Christopher Reeve playing SuperMan we have a pasty non-skinny fellow who's kryptonite is netflix.

Fat jokes. Pale jokes. Obtuse jokes. Ineffectual jokes. Athleticism jokes.

You guys really are the "Mean Girls".

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going outside to sit in the winter storm.

Jerkwads.

 

[Zow]

Cliffs notes on whatever it is mop is ranting about? What happened to that kitcoinsthread?

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Where is your leader Gen GM Lee? He has a lot to catch up on when he is done drinking at the bar today.

This reminds me of SuperMan 2 when General Zod comes to Earth and challenges SuperMan. Except MOP doesn't have that sweet black outfit that Zod wore and and instead of Christopher Reeve playing SuperMan we have a pasty non-skinny fellow who's kryptonite is netflix.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Cliffs notes on whatever it is mop is ranting about? What happened to that kitcoinsthread?

The "Mean Girls" rallied in force and then Governor Tarkin decided to kill it.

 

[bentley]

I was supposed to have a beer with Shuke last night but my youngest came down with a fever and lung infection that requires breathing treatments. It can last up to three days.

I'm really hoping he gets better sooner because the Austin Rodeo Gala is tomorrow night. Good food and open bar. Its one one my top three favorite company drinking events of the year.

Kids, man.

 

[strykerpks]

I think I'm going to hang out in the drunk thread tonight. Seems like it will be more fun in there.

 

[strykerpks]

Hope the boy(s) feels better tomorrow bent

 

[bentley]

Hope the boy(s) feels better tomorrow bent

Thanks buddy. Maybe we will meet in the drunk thread later.

 

[T Bell]

I was supposed to have a beer with Shuke last night but my youngest came down with a fever and lung infection that requires breathing treatments. It can last up to three days.

I'm really hoping he gets better sooner because the Austin Rodeo Gala is tomorrow night. Good food and open bar. Its one one my top three favorite company drinking events of the year.

Kids, man.

Plus you just hope that your kids feels better, right? Right? RIGHT?

 

[commisholio]

So a peer of my boss who has been the main roadblock to my advancement announced today that he's moving to a different org. I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Time for some whiskey.

Congrats, GB. That's a happy Friday.

 

[Abraham]

I'm exhausted. Pouring beer on my condition seems to be helping though. Emailed the recruiter at 1pm and didn't hear back. I keep telling myself the conversation went really well and whatnot.

 

[belljr]

so year end review...EXCEEDS expectations. My manager couldnt complement me enough. :excited;

most likely a 3-4 % raise

 

[commisholio]

Year 1 of kid 2 was by a long shot the most difficult, stressful, tiring year of my life. good luck.

 

[-fish-]

so year end review...EXCEEDS expectations. My manager couldnt complement me enough. :excited;

most likely a 3-4 % raise

congrats?

oh, and you spelled compliment wrong

(MoP's right. So mean.)

 

[T Bell]

so year end review...EXCEEDS expectations. My manager couldnt complement me enough. :excited;

most likely a 3-4 % raise

Sorry you have to hang around your manager so much.

 

[-fish-]

I just saw that MOP is serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in his thread. That's pretty compelling, assuming he's not one of those savages who pre-mixes the peanut butter and jelly together. When are we going to be offered refreshments in this thread? :revolt:

As soon as you and Oliver quit ####### around and start cranking out some pizzas. Duh.

Oktoberfest, we move in two weeks and will get on it.

I could go for some naan.

 

[krista4]

I just saw that MOP is serving peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in his thread. That's pretty compelling, assuming he's not one of those savages who pre-mixes the peanut butter and jelly together. When are we going to be offered refreshments in this thread? :revolt:

As soon as you and Oliver quit ####### around and start cranking out some pizzas. Duh.

Oktoberfest, we move in two weeks and will get on it.

I could go for some naan.

Just had some.

 

[-fish-]

are the kristas really moving here in two weeks? I'm so excited to make plans that will never happen with you!!!

 

[kevzilla]

I have been toying-just toying, mind you-with the notion of setting up a profile on OurTime. If you don't know, it's a dating site for the, um, mature.

This next week is like Christmas for the dating sites, so there should be no shortage of cougars panthers to choose from. On the other hand, if I wait until after Valentine's Day, anyone still active on the site would be truly desperate.

If nothing else, it might provide GMTAN entertainment. Thoughts?