GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I think I accidentally deleted this already.

George Stephen arrived at 822am. 6lb 15oz. 21in. Full head of hair.

Mom did great with the c-section. They had to try the IV 3 times of course on the girl petrified of needles, but it was all good. I looked over the curtain and cut the cord and didn't even pass out.

Thanks for all the kind words and thoughts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think I accidentally deleted this already.

George Stephen arrived at 822am. 6lb 15oz. 21in. Full head of hair.

Mom did great with the c-section. They had to try the IV 3 times of course on the girl petrified of needles, but it was all good. I looked over the curtain and cut the cord and didn't even pass out.

Thanks for all the kind words and thoughts.

Outstanding! We knew she had it in her.

 

[Thorn]

Congrats!

 

[General Malaise]

I think I accidentally deleted this already.

George Stephen arrived at 822am. 6lb 15oz. 21in. Full head of hair.

Mom did great with the c-section. They had to try the IV 3 times of course on the girl petrified of needles, but it was all good. I looked over the curtain and cut the cord and didn't even pass out.

Thanks for all the kind words and thoughts.

Congrats! Nothing in the world beats being a dad.

Except maybe raisins.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Still plenty of time for George to go bald. /costanza

 

[Good Posting Judge]

C-sections are the best. My wife went elective c-section for our first kid. It takes like 15-20 minutes and BLAM, here's your kid.

Keeps dat p-hole in good working order too, amirite?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

C-sections are the best. My wife went elective c-section for our first kid. It takes like 15-20 minutes and BLAM, here's your kid.

Keeps dat p-hole in good working order too, amirite?

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[Osaurus]

Congrats on all your hard work LJ

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Congrats on all your hard work LJ

Thanks. It was a hard battle.

 

[YSR]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

 

[YSR]

Congrats to you and the Mrs., Leeroy! Now begins the fun next part.

 

[strykerpks]

Congrats Mr and Mrs Jenkins!

 

[strykerpks]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Speaking of which. It's 4th and 9, the goalie has been pulled and my wife is putting on the full court press.

/:LAMIhavetohavealotofsex: :hitre:

 

[General Malaise]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Congrats to you and the Mrs., Leeroy! Now begins the fun next part.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://imgur.com/DsWL8pU

 

[UniAlias]

God ####### damnit.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Sliced and Iced?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

God ####### damnit.

LINK

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Sliced and Iced?

Split and knit?

 

[General Malaise]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

 

[Henry Ford]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Sliced and Iced?

Split and knit?

Thrown and sewn?

 

[Henry Ford]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

This

 

[DA RAIDERS]

http://imgur.com/DsWL8pU

what game is this?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://imgur.com/DsWL8pU

what game is this?

Scramble with Friends

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Sliced and Iced?

Split and knit?

Thrown and sewn?

I had Blown and Sewn typed up before I switched.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Sliced and Iced?

Split and knit?

####ed and plucked?

 

[Henry Ford]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Sliced and Iced?

Split and knit?

####ed and plucked?

Cut and shut?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

do warning points ever go away? can aaron tell me what mine are for?

not automatically, but they can be manually adjusted. so, probably not.

all the old warning logs were wiped clean with the last board software upgrade. yours are too old, so don't know what they were for anymore. only the points remain but they are pretty meaningless now.

 

[UniAlias]

God ####### damnit.

LINK

 

[Thorn]

God ####### damnit.

LINK

wned:

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

Gigantic metal underwear?

 

[Henry Ford]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

Gigantic metal underwear?

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

This

 

[Frostillicus]

I think I accidentally deleted this already.

George Stephen arrived at 822am. 6lb 15oz. 21in. Full head of hair.

Mom did great with the c-section. They had to try the IV 3 times of course on the girl petrified of needles, but it was all good. I looked over the curtain and cut the cord and didn't even pass out.

Thanks for all the kind words and thoughts.

Congratulations!

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I think your normal visor should probably do the trick GM.

 

[Frostillicus]

For those of you remember the saga of my brother's son Lukas, kid turned 2 years old today and, other than an overly large head and dressing like a 1990s movie rich bully, is 100% a-ok normal little boy.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

George Stephen-opolous?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

I'm sure street-clothes will work for you.

 

[General Malaise]

I think your normal visor should probably do the trick GM.

I have 4 of them now. D

 

[General Malaise]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

I'm sure street-clothes will work for you.

You calling me unrapable?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can't you just vibrate through a wall if someone scary is coming?

 

[General Malaise]

Can't you just vibrate through a wall if someone scary is coming?

If the wall is white, I'll just disrobe and stand up against it.

 

[Thorn]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

I'm sure street-clothes will work for you.

You calling me unrapable?

Can't rape the willing

 

[General Malaise]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

I'm sure street-clothes will work for you.

You calling me unrapable?

Can't rape the willing

I'd at least like to play hard to get here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

I'm sure street-clothes will work for you.

You calling me unrapable?

Can't rape the willing

I'd at least like to play hard to get here.

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[kevzilla]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Speaking of which. It's 4th and 9, the goalie has been pulled and my wife is putting on the full court press.

/:LAMIhavetohavealotofsex: :hitre:

FHRITP, GB

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gripped and Ripped. Congrats.

Oh hell no. She doesn't get gripping and ripping credit.

Speaking of which. It's 4th and 9, the goalie has been pulled and my wife is putting on the full court press.

/:LAMIhavetohavealotofsex: :hitre:

FHRITP, GB

Just getting out of hand

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Taking my boys to camp on Sunday for a week. It's about a 2.5 hour drive south and on the way back, I'm hoping to visit my friend in prison. I've never been to a prison before. In my head we'll be talking over the phone and giving each other high fives through the glass, but this is minimum security, so I might actually have to meet with him face to face.

Any sort of outfit I should wear to avoid rape?

I'm sure street-clothes will work for you.

You calling me unrapable?

Can't rape the willing

I was going to say super tight tank top because its just fun to say.

And super cute.

 

[mr roboto]

I have it on good authority that you shouldn't tell a woman who had a C section that she didn't really 'give birth' or 'have' a baby, that really she just had a baby removed. They don't appreciate that.

 

[Ignoramus]

Shiner makes guns?

Never heard of Shiner Glock?

So dumb.