GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[krista4]

I didn't defend k4 because I know she's a strong albino woman and can take care of herself.

I thought you did defend me? No? Well, you're off the free money list.

Also, how is he tired from trekking? Do thy have discounts on Sherpa school dropouts? So many questions?

I couldn't afford the Everest Model on my Sherpa husband. I got a good deal on the Molehill Model, though.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Maybe I did, I was ham boned.

 

[bostonfred]

If I didn't already make this clear, thank you to the kind friends who are posting nice stuff, which although unnecessary is greatly appreciated. You're a bunch of good folks who add greatly to my life.

I was just thinking a few minutes ago, and maybe this is just a thought that I and only I have ever had, but it's not like I barf my wealth all over the FFA or brag about my submissive Chinese husband all the time, you know?

If someone's smart and follows you around and when you go house shopping the only thing he wants is a fancy kitchen so he can make you your favorite foods, and you censored him off your half of the internet, I pretty much assume they're a submissive Chinese husband.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I don't know why, but it was until recently that I thought Krista was black for some reason. I have no idea where I got that idea, but I'm pretty sure that if we ever meet IRL that I'd be pretty confused. Unless she wore blackface, then I'd be slightly less confused but a lot more offended I think.

 

[krista4]

If I didn't already make this clear, thank you to the kind friends who are posting nice stuff, which although unnecessary is greatly appreciated. You're a bunch of good folks who add greatly to my life.

I was just thinking a few minutes ago, and maybe this is just a thought that I and only I have ever had, but it's not like I barf my wealth all over the FFA or brag about my submissive Chinese husband all the time, you know?

If someone's smart and follows you around and when you go house shopping the only thing he wants is a fancy kitchen so he can make you your favorite foods, and you censored him off your half of the internet, I pretty much assume they're a submissive Chinese husband.

There are several parts of this post that confuse me.

ETA: I bolded the confusing parts.

 

[krista4]

I don't know why, but it was until recently that I thought Krista was black for some reason. I have no idea where I got that idea, but I'm pretty sure that if we ever meet IRL that I'd be pretty confused. Unless she wore blackface, then I'd be slightly less confused but a lot more offended I think.

 

[bostonfred]

If I didn't already make this clear, thank you to the kind friends who are posting nice stuff, which although unnecessary is greatly appreciated. You're a bunch of good folks who add greatly to my life.

I was just thinking a few minutes ago, and maybe this is just a thought that I and only I have ever had, but it's not like I barf my wealth all over the FFA or brag about my submissive Chinese husband all the time, you know?

If someone's smart and follows you around and when you go house shopping the only thing he wants is a fancy kitchen so he can make you your favorite foods, and you censored him off your half of the internet, I pretty much assume they're a submissive Chinese husband.

There are several parts of this post that confuse me.

Meh it was a reach. Spend a day in the sun chasing four kids and knock a box of Franzia World Classic Chablis down to the bottom bar on the Z and we'll be on even footing.

 

[charvik]

I'm really offended by kristas constant reference of her Sherpa husband as chinesed. free Tibet!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1

 

[krista4]

If I didn't already make this clear, thank you to the kind friends who are posting nice stuff, which although unnecessary is greatly appreciated. You're a bunch of good folks who add greatly to my life.

I was just thinking a few minutes ago, and maybe this is just a thought that I and only I have ever had, but it's not like I barf my wealth all over the FFA or brag about my submissive Chinese husband all the time, you know?

If someone's smart and follows you around and when you go house shopping the only thing he wants is a fancy kitchen so he can make you your favorite foods, and you censored him off your half of the internet, I pretty much assume they're a submissive Chinese husband.

There are several parts of this post that confuse me.

Meh it was a reach. Spend a day in the sun chasing four kids and knock a box of Franzia World Classic Chablis down to the bottom bar on the Z and we'll be on even footing.

You've got a deal! I think there are some neighbor kids around here I could chase.

(For the record, he followed me to Memphis, Nicaragua was more his idea, Seattle was completely his decision because he won a bet. A nice kitchen is far from his only house requirement, and he rarely cooks my favorite foods, which is OK with me because he makes great stuff anyway. The internet part is baffling to me, so I don't know.)

I'm really offended by kristas constant reference of her Sherpa husband as chinesed. free Tibet!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1

You set me up for that.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

If I didn't already make this clear, thank you to the kind friends who are posting nice stuff, which although unnecessary is greatly appreciated. You're a bunch of good folks who add greatly to my life.

I was just thinking a few minutes ago, and maybe this is just a thought that I and only I have ever had, but it's not like I barf my wealth all over the FFA or brag about my submissive Chinese husband all the time, you know?

did you have to pay extra for that? Not sure what the chinesed go for nowadays, or is he a Sherpa? Maybe with all that trekking it will come in handy

I was just trying to drive IB mad.

i saw what you did there

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I don't know why, but it was until recently that I thought Krista was black for some reason. I have no idea where I got that idea, but I'm pretty sure that if we ever meet IRL that I'd be pretty confused. Unless she wore blackface, then I'd be slightly less confused but a lot more offended I think.

I made friends with someone here who thought I was black before we met. I think GM & krista may be the only whiter people alive than myself.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Well, the FFA is now 93% unreadable.

Things are improving.

LINK

 

[Mr.Pack]

I suck at Washers

 

[Frostillicus]

Mega shark vs Mech shark is a really bad movie.

 

[Henry Ford]

Mega shark vs Mech shark is a really bad movie.

Really disappointed to hear that.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Mega shark vs Mech shark is a really bad movie.

 

[Frostillicus]

I watch a lot of bad shark movies, but even for me this is horrible.

 

[krista4]

Well thank god the neighbors are setting off fireworks.

 

[Abraham]

Well thank god the neighbors are setting off fireworks.

Move

 

[krista4]

Well thank god the neighbors are setting off fireworks.

Move

 

[JaxBill]

Put a couple of Boston butts on the smoker a little while ago to smoke overnight. Just went out back to check them.

Noticed something short and grey meandering my way out of the shadows. Thought it was one of the neighborhood cats.

Strangely, it keeps moving right towards me and I notice it's no cat, it's an armadillo. I let out a DubyaTeeEff and he scampered the other way.

First time I've been within six feet of one that wasn't roadkill.

 

[Frostillicus]

Put a couple of Boston butts on the smoker a little while ago to smoke overnight. Just went out back to check them.

Noticed something short and grey meandering my way out of the shadows. Thought it was one of the neighborhood cats.

Strangely, it keeps moving right towards me and I notice it's no cat, it's an armadillo. I let out a DubyaTeeEff and he scampered the other way.

First time I've been within six feet of one that wasn't roadkill.

Throw it on the smoker.

 

[strykerpks]

Good work in here tonight, everyone.

 

[BigJohn]

Put a couple of Boston butts on the smoker a little while ago to smoke overnight. Just went out back to check them.

Noticed something short and grey meandering my way out of the shadows. Thought it was one of the neighborhood cats.

Strangely, it keeps moving right towards me and I notice it's no cat, it's an armadillo. I let out a DubyaTeeEff and he scampered the other way.

First time I've been within six feet of one that wasn't roadkill.

If I was an armadillo, I'd definitely enjoy smoked pork.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Why is 13 the optimum volume setting on every audio device known to man?

 

[Thorn]

Well thank god the neighbors are setting off fireworks.

So you can go home again. Suck it, Wolfe.

 

[strykerpks]

Why is 13 the optimum volume setting on every audio device known to man?

Only a holes don't put the volume on a multiple of 2 or 5.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Why is 13 the optimum volume setting on every audio device known to man?

Only a holes don't put the volume on a multiple of 2 or 5.

Yeah but 13 is the best. I've had like 20 cars in my life, 13 always the best on the stereo. On my TV? 13. When viewing/listening to porn? 13.

So maybe prime numbers>multiples of 2, 5?

 

[strykerpks]

Why is 13 the optimum volume setting on every audio device known to man?

Only a holes don't put the volume on a multiple of 2 or 5.

Yeah but 13 is the best. I've had like 20 cars in my life, 13 always the best on the stereo. On my TV? 13. When viewing/listening to porn? 13.

So maybe prime numbers>multiples of 2, 5?

No

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Why is 13 the optimum volume setting on every audio device known to man?

Only a holes don't put the volume on a multiple of 2 or 5.

Yeah but 13 is the best. I've had like 20 cars in my life, 13 always the best on the stereo. On my TV? 13. When viewing/listening to porn? 13.

So maybe prime numbers>multiples of 2, 5?

No

I was expecting:

Spoiler

you just blew my mind

 

[strykerpks]

Why is 13 the optimum volume setting on every audio device known to man?

Only a holes don't put the volume on a multiple of 2 or 5.

Yeah but 13 is the best. I've had like 20 cars in my life, 13 always the best on the stereo. On my TV? 13. When viewing/listening to porn? 13.

So maybe prime numbers>multiples of 2, 5?

No

I was expecting:

Spoiler

you just blew my mind

Spoiler

I'll give 13 an honest shot.

I like 15-16 in the car. 25 if it's my jam. 10 on TV, 15 if the kid is being a kid. 32 or 35 for optimum on surround sound. Pron is usually on 2 because I'm married.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Why is 13 the optimum volume setting on every audio device known to man?

Only a holes don't put the volume on a multiple of 2 or 5.

Yeah but 13 is the best. I've had like 20 cars in my life, 13 always the best on the stereo. On my TV? 13. When viewing/listening to porn? 13.

So maybe prime numbers>multiples of 2, 5?

No

I was expecting:

Spoiler

you just blew my mind

Spoiler

Spoiler

I'll give 13 an honest shot.

I like 15-16 in the car. 25 if it's my jam. 10 on TV, 15 if the kid is being a kid. 32 or 35 for optimum on surround sound. Pron is usually on 2 because I'm married.

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[strykerpks]

I bet by noon there's 2 pages of people arguing about volume levels.

 

[Thorn]

Why is 13 the optimum volume setting on every audio device known to man?

Only a holes don't put the volume on a multiple of 2 or 5.

Yeah but 13 is the best. I've had like 20 cars in my life, 13 always the best on the stereo. On my TV? 13. When viewing/listening to porn? 13.

So maybe prime numbers>multiples of 2, 5?

No

I was expecting:

Spoiler

you just blew my mind

Spoiler

Spoiler

I'll give 13 an honest shot.

I like 15-16 in the car. 25 if it's my jam. 10 on TV, 15 if the kid is being a kid. 32 or 35 for optimum on surround sound. Pron is usually on 2 because I'm married.

Backstreet Boys FTW!

 

[strykerpks]

That one goes to 35. 38 if I'm feeling frisky

 

[Doctor Detroit]

 

[mr roboto]

San Francisco is an amazing city. Really nearly perfect. Natural beauty, awesome food, easy to navigate by foot or transit.

My wife and I have talked about moving into a vibrant city after the kids are out of the house and this might be at the top of my list right now.

 

[strykerpks]

San Francisco is an amazing city. Really nearly perfect. Natural beauty, awesome food, easy to navigate by foot or transit.

My wife and I have talked about moving into a vibrant city after the kids are out of the house and this might be at the top of my list right now.

What volume level did you put on the TV at the hotel?

 

[mr roboto]

San Francisco is an amazing city. Really nearly perfect. Natural beauty, awesome food, easy to navigate by foot or transit.

My wife and I have talked about moving into a vibrant city after the kids are out of the house and this might be at the top of my list right now.

What volume level did you put on the TV at the hotel?

16 seems about right.

 

[strykerpks]

Suck it Dr D!

 

[mr roboto]

What kind of degenerate uses 13? I've heard a lot of twisted things in my life but that's too much.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Suck it Dr D!

If I was double-jointed, I'd never be on the internet.

 

[strykerpks]

Suck it Dr D!

If I was double-jointed, I'd never be on the internet.

Frosty could only hope

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Forgot the word for peacock

If you don't watch "Orange is the New Black" you're a damn fool

OH COME ON

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I don't know why, but it was until recently that I thought Krista was black for some reason. I have no idea where I got that idea, but I'm pretty sure that if we ever meet IRL that I'd be pretty confused. Unless she wore blackface, then I'd be slightly less confused but a lot more offended I think.

I made friends with someone here who thought I was black before we met. I think GM & krista may be the only whiter people alive than myself.

we haven't met.....

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I don't know why, but it was until recently that I thought Krista was black for some reason. I have no idea where I got that idea, but I'm pretty sure that if we ever meet IRL that I'd be pretty confused. Unless she wore blackface, then I'd be slightly less confused but a lot more offended I think.

I made friends with someone here who thought I was black before we met. I think GM & krista may be the only whiter people alive than myself.

we haven't met.....

In the event we do, I suggest both of us wear shades then.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Here it is almost August and I haven't had the first steamed crab this year. I'm in danger of having to turn in my Son Of The Chesapeake card. I think Mata's bringing some over today, though, so I may get a last minute reprieve.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Well thank god the neighbors are setting off fireworks.

Move

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Morning, ladies & gents

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Morning, ladies & gents

I'm going to sleep. Hopefully.