GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.

 

[Frostillicus]

ANNOUNCE: Homer is my new best friend.

Who was your old best friend?

Vodka

 

[Otis]

In one week I return home from Japan.

In two weeks I move my wife and two daughters out of our house and into my parents' house. My wife and I will sleep in the same room that was mine while I was in high school.

Two days later, I will leave them all for Korea.

A week after that I will return home to said parents' house.

About a week later we close on our new house.

About two or three weeks after that, hopefully, the painters and floor guys will be done, and we will get the pleasure of moving again, this time out of my parents' house and into our new house.

I wish I had a fast forward button.

We move into the new place on Aug. 15. Really hoping my marriage makes it until then.

Are you also staying with family in the interim? Is it terrible?

I've spent my last 3 weekends boxing fine china. :slowdeath:

 

[Otis]

TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.

Do you just hang out all summer?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ANNOUNCE: Homer is my new best friend.

Who was your old best friend?

Me but then I said no to being his FF partner.

 

[krista4]

ANNOUNCE: Homer is my new best friend.

Who was your old best friend?

Vodka

Poor vodka. :(

 

[bentley]

In one week I return home from Japan.

In two weeks I move my wife and two daughters out of our house and into my parents' house. My wife and I will sleep in the same room that was mine while I was in high school.

Two days later, I will leave them all for Korea.

A week after that I will return home to said parents' house.

About a week later we close on our new house.

About two or three weeks after that, hopefully, the painters and floor guys will be done, and we will get the pleasure of moving again, this time out of my parents' house and into our new house.

I wish I had a fast forward button.

We move into the new place on Aug. 15. Really hoping my marriage makes it until then.

Are you also staying with family in the interim? Is it terrible?

I've spent my last 3 weekends boxing fine china. :slowdeath:

No. But my mother in law is about to come to town for a week to help prepare which is also terrible.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.

Do you just hang out all summer?

I taught a month of summer school this year. I also just got out of 3 days of jury duty but other than that...yeah.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

ANNOUNCE: Homer is my new best friend.

Who was your old best friend?

Vodka

Homer usually has plenty. So win/win for you I guess.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and I love the top review for the FBG drafting app at the iTunes store.

 

[General Malaise]

I tried to watch some porn frosty sent me. I think it broke my DVD drive.

TPW. I think I sent you what I got from GM, so blame him.

Pretty sure I just sent you what Gadzooks sent me. Blame him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Interesting truce

Great pick-up line but some ham-handedness in the middle

You know you're a whackjob when you make Satan look like the good guy

 

[Frostillicus]

ANNOUNCE: Homer is my new best friend.

Who was your old best friend?

Vodka

Poor vodka. :(

We'll still hang out.

 

[Frostillicus]

I tried to watch some porn frosty sent me. I think it broke my DVD drive.

TPW. I think I sent you what I got from GM, so blame him.

Pretty sure I just sent you what Gadzooks sent me. Blame him.

Stupid gadzooks

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

ANNOUNCE: Homer is my new best friend.

Who was your old best friend?

Vodka

THREESOME!!!

 

[General Malaise]

So what's the diet secret and are you really a Doctor?

 

[-fish-]

Damn Abe, DrJ does not like you much.

I just really don't appreciate him being a #### lately - there and other places - considering that I thought we were alright at one point. I kind of expect that sort of crap from the rest of you.

Lately? Pretty sure he's always been a ####.

Fair enough - my bad. I actually like Abe and didn't expect this.

I get that but why drag his past transgressions into the light? Of course, I could be hypersensitive after being called a 40 something, goofy looking, nanny screwing, unstable alcoholic this week. I mean...I'm not completely unstable. Words hurt.

Hate seeing Abe get beat up by somebody other than us.

you forgot albino

 

[UniAlias]

I like Drunk History. I'm usually about in the same shape as the narrator when I watch it though.

 

[-fish-]

you come off as someone that doesn't respond to texts.

Me? Phone charging right now. I'm notsogood at phones (though better than YSR as I don't kill them). What was it about? Last-minute change of heart to have lunch?

We went through various southern Seattle areas today. Really liked it. Gig Harbor is just lovely. You will be troubled to know that we saw a house we LOVED in Burien (Seahurst neighborhood). Going to go see it again.

Damn Abe, DrJ does not like you much.

I just really don't appreciate him being a #### lately - there and other places - considering that I thought we were alright at one point. I kind of expect that sort of crap from the rest of you.

Lately? Pretty sure he's always been a ####.

Fair enough - my bad. I actually like Abe and didn't expect this.

Apologies. Seriously. I'm a #### sometimes but really don't mean to ruffle feathers here. Life's too short.

Babe's a good guy.

seahurst is nice.

 

[UniAlias]

So what's the diet secret and are you really a Doctor?

Calories in, calories out. You can eat as much crap as you want, drink as much pop as you want, up to XXX calories. Adjust XXX for desired body weight. I was trying to put Oats onto an all Twinkie diet, but you guys all got in the way.

BRILLIANT!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So what's the diet secret and are you really a Doctor?

Calories in, calories out. You can eat as much crap as you want, drink as much pop as you want, up to XXX calories. Adjust XXX for desired body weight. I was trying to put Oats onto an all Twinkie diet, but you guys all got in the way.

If there were a degree for rolling J's, I'd most definitely have an honorary PhD. But no...I'm in IT. As discussed in the thread that put me on the radar.

Come on, guy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nah. Not turning this thread into DietChat. Carry on.

 

[-fish-]

all cantaloupe diet.

 

[krista4]

all cantaloupe diet.

Outta here.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

Bump.

Commisioner Ruling: NO FLEX. Kicker, Kicker. That's it.

Also, we're going to draft in the middle of some stupid political thread.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Drunk History sucks a d compared to Nathan For You.

 

[-fish-]

all cantaloupe diet.

Outta here.

I figure that would make anyone lose weight.

 

[-fish-]

Oh, and I will challenge anyone here to a joint rolling contest. You could use a rolling machine, a dollar bill, whatever ####### tool you want. I will defeat you.

Mine look like you just took a piece of chalk out of a box.

 

[UniAlias]

Drunk History sucks a d compared to Nathan For You.

Never heard of it. Guess I should check it out.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Drunk History sucks a d compared to Nathan For You.

Never heard of it. Guess I should check it out.

The "Dumb Starbucks" episode is on tonight. It was in the news.

First episode in first season with poo flavored yogurt, 8 minute pizza delivery, and interview tips is top-notch.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

In one week I return home from Japan.

In two weeks I move my wife and two daughters out of our house and into my parents' house. My wife and I will sleep in the same room that was mine while I was in high school.

Two days later, I will leave them all for Korea.

A week after that I will return home to said parents' house.

About a week later we close on our new house.

About two or three weeks after that, hopefully, the painters and floor guys will be done, and we will get the pleasure of moving again, this time out of my parents' house and into our new house.

I wish I had a fast forward button.

Thops dude.

 

[YSR]

If you guys draft in this thread, I will drive to Tennessee and burn this place down.

Let me know if you, uh, need a place to stay.

 

[YSR]

Damn Abe, DrJ does not like you much.

I just really don't appreciate him being a #### lately - there and other places - considering that I thought we were alright at one point. I kind of expect that sort of crap from the rest of you.

Lately? Pretty sure he's always been a ####.

While we're airing grievances, I'm not sure I have any idea who DrJ is; my first encounter with him in which I notice him is in the last couple of days, where he's spewing vitriol at people in the pot smoking thread for saying they don't smoke pot because they are afraid of the consequences in their jobs. He thinks we are a bunch of sissies for that. Ok I guess, but I think he posted like 73 posts in a row with that view and had to stoop to the name calling stuff. Just was weird. I figured he was a new poster but apparently not.

Every now and then some poster who I never really noticed comes out of nowhere with a shtick that makes me do a double take.

The furley vs. krista bit is weird.

I'm in Japan.

That is all.

I gave you excellent diet advice (okay, that's debatable), I told you to buy an Odyssey. It's not my fault that you choose the dumbest crap ever to register on your radar.

Big Odyssey fan. Mrs. O still won't allow it; she's not prepared for minivan status. We're splitting the difference and going with a Pilot, which prices out about the same. And buy the time we get one I think it will have all the latest gadgets.

We were looking at Pilots and Highlanders and ended up going with an Explorer (thanks in part to a very nice and thorough PM from Bob Sacamano). It's got the roominess of the Pilot but we thought it drove much better.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

We have an Odyssey. Our kid named it Magnus.

 

[YSR]

K4/ysr team?

I would do this. Would also team up for fantasy football league.

BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW

 

[Thorn]

Does "always go to the funeral" also apply to weddings? My dad's cousin's son is getting married on the same day as a UFC/casino trip. The groom is a nice enough kid but I've probably met him 8 times in my life.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm going to start a league too.

Ten teams. Two kickers. Normal kicker scoring.

Let me know if you're in.

1. GPJ

2. Pete Malloy

3. Bender

Bump.

Commisioner Ruling: NO FLEX. Kicker, Kicker. That's it.

Also, we're going to draft in the middle of some stupid political thread.

In

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Does "always go to the funeral" also apply to weddings? My dad's cousin's son is getting married on the same day as a UFC/casino trip. The groom is a nice enough kid but I've probably met him 8 times in my life.

No. Card with money works.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Damn Abe, DrJ does not like you much.

I just really don't appreciate him being a #### lately - there and other places - considering that I thought we were alright at one point. I kind of expect that sort of crap from the rest of you.

Lately? Pretty sure he's always been a ####.

While we're airing grievances, I'm not sure I have any idea who DrJ is; my first encounter with him in which I notice him is in the last couple of days, where he's spewing vitriol at people in the pot smoking thread for saying they don't smoke pot because they are afraid of the consequences in their jobs. He thinks we are a bunch of sissies for that. Ok I guess, but I think he posted like 73 posts in a row with that view and had to stoop to the name calling stuff. Just was weird. I figured he was a new poster but apparently not.

Every now and then some poster who I never really noticed comes out of nowhere with a shtick that makes me do a double take.

The furley vs. krista bit is weird.

I'm in Japan.

That is all.

I gave you excellent diet advice (okay, that's debatable), I told you to buy an Odyssey. It's not my fault that you choose the dumbest crap ever to register on your radar.

Big Odyssey fan. Mrs. O still won't allow it; she's not prepared for minivan status. We're splitting the difference and going with a Pilot, which prices out about the same. And buy the time we get one I think it will have all the latest gadgets.

We were looking at Pilots and Highlanders and ended up going with an Explorer (thanks in part to a very nice and thorough PM from Bob Sacamano). It's got the roominess of the Pilot but we thought it drove much better.

finally someone who loves America.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.

Good info.I got my piece of PVC at Home Depot, but I didn't like the fan situation there so I kept walking. Still need to get a cooler too.

Also saw that Home Depot had a bucket version of this for $100, lol.

 

[Ignoramus]

Post my warning log Rude.

Mine should be good for a laugh.

 

[Ignoramus]

That league sucks.

In with iggy

Marking it down now: David Wilson = Comeback Player of the Year

 

[BobbyLayne]

Does "always go to the funeral" also apply to weddings? My dad's cousin's son is getting married on the same day as a UFC/casino trip. The groom is a nice enough kid but I've probably met him 8 times in my life.

Oh, hell no. But I've gone to plenty of weddings with less than 8 meets. Eight? That's not an insignificant number, right?

 

[Osaurus]

Mrs. Osaurus named the oak tree out front Magnus FWIW. Gonna pass on magic football league as I actually have not participated in magic football since 2007-2008. Don't judge me (about this anyway)

 

[kevzilla]

Watching some "Drunk History" tonight. As someone who loves history and is frequently hammered, this show sucks.

I'm also hammered again. I was going to take the night off. But, my neighbor Joel, who lost his wife a couple years ago, is having a difficult time about it again. Tonight's discussion involved a lot of crying. And I'm pretty sure that this latest round comes from the fact that we're moving in a couple weeks and he doesn't really have anyone else close by to talk to about it when the emotional moments come. So, I kinda feel like a #### for moving right now.

You monster.

Good f'n posting. Drunk History is awesome.

 

[Osaurus]

Watched a couple episode of Drunk History. Didn't find it very funny. Maybe it's because I watched them sober?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I will participate or not participate in the tedious league, depending upon the need and uproar. Don't want to get in the way of a K4/YSR combo.

Wait. Yes I do.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

It's grilling day at the office today

 

[Thorn]

Does "always go to the funeral" also apply to weddings? My dad's cousin's son is getting married on the same day as a UFC/casino trip. The groom is a nice enough kid but I've probably met him 8 times in my life.

Oh, hell no. But I've gone to plenty of weddings with less than 8 meets. Eight? That's not an insignificant number, right?

Seems sorta piddly

 

[Mr. Pickles]

TRE: Put together my redneck A/C today. It works just like it is supposed to but the cheapo fan I bought at WalMart is pretty weak. I think if I used it in conjunction with another fan to help move the cool air it would be better.

Do you just hang out all summer?

I've wondered this myself.