GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

Text I just sent to a buddy of mine.....

"Yo honey, when is the suction this year"?

Translated: "Yo HOMEY, when is the AUCTION this year"?

Damn fat sausage fingers

 

[Ignoramus]

"I fight crime in a rubber suit... Really seals in the flavor."

 

[shuke]

#### traveling. Instead of getting into Dayton, where my car is, at 10:15, I get into Cincinnati at 11:30. Yay.

 

[shuke]

And I haven't eaten.

Guster> midnight dinner?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Two Britished type dudes on holiday in the US.

 

[Plorfu]

Aaron, please unlock the WINGHOUSE OF LARGO thread. Please.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=709772#entry17062391

Why?It's spam

So was the fantasy football excuse shirt thread. It's the mocking that makes it special. I almost inured myself laughing at Plorfu's post.

You complete me.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Aaron, please unlock the WINGHOUSE OF LARGO thread. Please.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=709772#entry17062391

Why?It's spam

So was the fantasy football excuse shirt thread. It's the mocking that makes it special. I almost inured myself laughing at Plorfu's post.

You complete me.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I've got an hour or so before work. Thinking about getting drunk.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've got an hour or so before work. Thinking about getting drunk.

Am I going to need to call all of the college bars in the greater Youngstown area to find you?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I've got an hour or so before work. Thinking about getting drunk.

Am I going to need to call all of the college bars in the greater Youngstown area to find you?

I don't work there yet. Still at the horrible place.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Greg gets the role of a lifetime.

Why do I share crap with you, morons? This is hilarious.

I'm thinking of forming a mandolin/banjo/beard band and calling it Handjob Pirate.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've got an hour or so before work. Thinking about getting drunk.

Am I going to need to call all of the college bars in the greater Youngstown area to find you?

I don't work there yet. Still at the horrible place.

Am I going to need to call all of the horrible places in the greater Youngstown area to find you?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

wow very customer servece much stores wow

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

George enjoys when I hum the Imperial March to him. Particularly when also dancing a box step.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I've got an hour or so before work. Thinking about getting drunk.

Am I going to need to call all of the college bars in the greater Youngstown area to find you?

I don't work there yet. Still at the horrible place.

Am I going to need to call all of the horrible places in the greater Youngstown area to find you?

Do you work at some sort of call center?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Also, I'm thoroughly enjoying my 5th beer and am officially 10 minutes late. Still at home and cracking #6.

Over/under on ####s given: 0.5

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drinking and Spotifying...

Recent tracks:

Feral Children --Prima Donna

Boyfriend --Best Coast

Cruel Girl -- The Red Button

Cool Kids --Echosmith

And another song called...maybe it's called "#### you"

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

George enjoys when I hum the Imperial March to him. Particularly when also dancing a box step.

I just did that and loved it. Smart kid.

I don't know what a box step is so I just pretended I was conducting an orchestra. Still worked.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Drinking and Spotifying...

Recent tracks:

Lily Allen or Ani DiFranco?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've got an hour or so before work. Thinking about getting drunk.

Am I going to need to call all of the college bars in the greater Youngstown area to find you?

I don't work there yet. Still at the horrible place.

Am I going to need to call all of the horrible places in the greater Youngstown area to find you?

Do you work at some sort of call center?

Your face should be put on hold.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drinking and Spotifying...

Recent tracks:

Yes

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Drinking and Spotifying...

Recent tracks:

Heard cool kids the other day...dug it. I generally hate new music too

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Drinking and Spotifying...

Recent tracks:

Hmmmm, better than Lily but not as good as Ani.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I wonder of I can talk my wife into watching Johnny Dangerously tonight

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I really should go to work.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

White Russian Doll -- Lucky Soul

Junk of the Heart --The Kooks

Operation --Deerhunter

Crosseyed --The Morning Benders

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drinking and Spotifying...

Recent tracks:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drinking and Spotifying...

Recent tracks:

Yeah, it's catchy.

 

[shuke]

Drinking and Spotifying...

Recent tracks:

SHUKE LIKES THIS

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh Candy -- Cheap Trick

When You Find Out -- The Nerves

Pittsburgh --The Lemonheads*

Eye of Fatima --Camper Van Beethoven

*If you don't like this song eat a gun.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Carry the Zero --Built to Spill

Cosmonaut --At the Drive In

The Infanta -- The Decemberists

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I really should go to work.

New job or old job?Box step is some ballroom dance crap and the only thing I kind of can still do from my wedding dance. He likes it because it swings him around a bit.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Drinking and Spotifying...

Recent tracks:

PROVE IT!!!

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I really should go to work.

New job or old job?Box step is some ballroom dance crap and the only thing I kind of can still do from my wedding dance. He likes it because it swings him around a bit.

Old job.

It's making me racist.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I really should go to work.

New job or old job?Box step is some ballroom dance crap and the only thing I kind of can still do from my wedding dance. He likes it because it swings him around a bit.

Old job.

It's making me racist.

Cop?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I really should go to work.

New job or old job?Box step is some ballroom dance crap and the only thing I kind of can still do from my wedding dance. He likes it because it swings him around a bit.

Old job.It's making me racist.

Cop?

NFL coach.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I really should go to work.

New job or old job?Box step is some ballroom dance crap and the only thing I kind of can still do from my wedding dance. He likes it because it swings him around a bit.

Old job.It's making me racist.

Cop?

NFL coach.

Understandable

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

My commitment level to the job is apparent in my post count tonight.

Also, drunk.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My commitment level to the job is apparent in my post count tonight.

Also, drunk.

An error occurred#######-dip####-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks.

 

[kevzilla]

About the vodka/coke thing: a little Cointreau really improves it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

About the vodka/coke thing: a little Cointreau really improves it.

An error occurredDidn't know we were in the presence of royalty

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

My commitment level to the job is apparent in my post count tonight.

Also, drunk.

An error occurred

#######-dip####-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks.

Please do not circumvent the Like filter.

 

[General Malaise]

This "like" issue is going to turn the FFA in to a lord if the flies / snowpiercer hybrid.

Grown ups think this business of 'likes' is silly.

 

[Abraham]

This "like" issue is going to turn the FFA in to a lord if the flies / snowpiercer hybrid.

Grown ups think this business of 'likes' is silly.

You know, piggy was a grown up. And he got his...

:fire dance:

 

[kevzilla]

About the vodka/coke thing: a little Cointreau really improves it.

An error occurred

Didn't know we were in the presence of royalty

Gran Gala, then. Stupid poors.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

Great times with G-Marco tonight.

You too, GB.

So I'm not sure if it's SLB himself, the ultimate cat shirt, or the combination of the two, but I've never seen anything like it.

First of all, I think this guy "randomly" chose SLB to frisk just so he could get a good look at the shirt (and him).

While watching the ####fest of a game last night, we go inside to grab some more drinks and run into this guy. He was in complete awe about running into another cat shirt. Of course, he soon realized that his was far inferior. Even looking at the pic, you can tell which cat is about to win the contest as the other dude's cat looks terrified.

We finally decide to get out and grab a few more drinks before heading back home. I completely ####ed up and left an opening for this homeless guy to jump in, sit down, and start talking to us. Of course, SLB being the awesome dude that he is gives him half his beer, 2 cigarettes, and some more $ to grab beer later on. In return, he gets to ride this homeless guy's bike around the patio a bit.

We head inside the bar where I realize I'm truly in the presence of greatness. First, this bartender takes one look at the shirt and demands she comes around to get a picture with it. Then, this girl sitting right next to us notices the shirt and starts in about how great it is and gets in a picture as well. Next thing you know, there's this table of 4 ladies behind us and one of them comes up and just wants to buy SLB a drink. I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on, but this is real. Of course, he promptly accepts, and the next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

There's just not much that compares with SLB and the purrito.

ALL MY LIKES!

 

[General Malaise]

This "like" issue is going to turn the FFA in to a lord if the flies / snowpiercer hybrid.

Grown ups think this business of 'likes' is silly.

You know, piggy was a grown up. And he got his...:fire dance:

I'll hoist that conch shell right up your snatch, Babe.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Things are getting busy in Da Club.

Good thing I'm having a smoke. And a beer.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Is there really a thread about a Tesla concert?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there really a thread about a Tesla concert?

FBG are simple folk.