GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Or maybe they just don't want to #### you.

All this time I thought hookers were in it for the money. Never knew they were just horny.

Sorry. Maybe they just don't want to #### you for money.

TannerPoonMasterSkeptic?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

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very choke-y

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

I put in a serious request to increase the limit and was shot down.

For what reason?

I guess it would cheapen them or something. I thought 10/day was harmless.

Like printing money to pay off a deficit?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I've been drinking Vodka all night. Why isn't Vodka & Coke a thing? Never tried it. Is it awful?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've been drinking Vodka all night. Why isn't Vodka & Coke a thing? Never tried it. Is it awful?

I've drank vodka and coke in a pinch. It's not great. But it does have vodka in it.

 

[strykerpks]

I've been drinking Vodka all night. Why isn't Vodka & Coke a thing? Never tried it. Is it awful?

It's a thing. It's nothing special IMO. FTR, I only heard of it when I was bartending at a bowling alley. Have only heard someone order it one other time since.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I've been drinking Vodka all night. Why isn't Vodka & Coke a thing? Never tried it. Is it awful?

I like vodka ...a lot. And I like Diet Coke ...a lot.

I do not like them together, though if there is no other mixer, I'm still drinkin' it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Likes for you guys. Good job, good effort!

 

[strykerpks]

Likes for you guys. Good job, good effort!

See, now you're just being a jerk about it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

 

[strykerpks]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

IT'LL CHEAPEN THE WHOLE THING!!!11!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Give out MORE 'likes'? Do you want 'likes' to end up like baseball cards in the 90s?"

 

[cosjobs]

I can't believe I'm over 40 and give a #### about this, but I just don't get it.

Maybe it has something to do with your vitriol toward the biggest big-screen hooker ever - Julia (Pretty Woman) Roberts

 

[Mr.Pack]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

I put in a serious request to increase the limit and was shot down.

For what reason?

I guess it would cheapen them or something. I thought 10/day was harmless.

Who in their right mind would defend this? If they, whoever they is, think that there are only 10 likable posts a day in this forum THEN SHUT IT DOWN.

What are we supposed to do?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I can't believe I'm over 40 and give a #### about this, but I just don't get it.

Maybe it has something to do with your vitriol toward the biggest big-screen hooker ever - Julia (Pretty Woman) Roberts

Sorry cos but :whoosh:

You need to reread hie post

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

Great times with G-Marco tonight.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I encouraged the boys to write their names in newly poured cement today. They did.

 

[Drifter]

I encouraged the boys to write their names in newly poured cement today. They did.

Good to establish a notion of the only immortality available to us other than our jizz

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I encouraged the boys to write their names in newly poured cement today. They did.

They made history.

 

[Drifter]

Brutal day at work today. I was the whipping boy of the day. The bad part of me wants to react to that by pounding all of them into the gutter. The quieter good side counsels patience and reason. The middle part drinks whiskey.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm wearing a cat shirt.

Cal: Oh geez, another cat shirt?

Me: Yeah, I'm going out tonight.

Cal: With your cat shirt friend? (Tanner)

Me: No, he lives in California.

Cal: Wow, he must have some life.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I encouraged the boys to write their names in newly poured cement today. They did.

Harry Crane (Mad Men) talking about photography in college: I did a whole series that was just hand prints on glass...you know the way it fogs up around your heat? Take it off, take a picture. I was always fascinated by the cave paintings at Lascaux. They're like 17,000 years old. And the bison get all the attention but there are also all of these hand prints, tiny by today's standards, with paint blown all around them.

Draper: Signature of the artist.

Crane: I thought it was someone reaching through the stone. You know, right to us. 'I was here'.

 

[strykerpks]

I used to pour concrete back in the day. Many times the neighborhood kids would watch as we broke the concrete, loaded into a truck and hauled it away, prepped with rebar, rebuilt any sewers, poured and smoothed. Hell it was cool to see all those machines. We usually called them over to put their initials in or whatever when we were done.

But the #######s who would ride their bike or walk through it after we left it to dry always got a visit from the cops. We generally had to redo it.

It's funny how dumb kids are. We'd watch the one kid roll up on a bike and when we returned a few hours later that same kid would still have concrete all over his tires.

 

[Drifter]

I used to pour concrete back in the day. Many times the neighborhood kids would watch as we broke the concrete, loaded into a truck and hauled it away, prepped with rebar, rebuilt any sewers, poured and smoothed. Hell it was cool to see all those machines. We usually called them over to put their initials in or whatever when we were done.

But the #######s who would ride their bike or walk through it after we left it to dry always got a visit from the cops. We generally had to redo it.

It's funny how dumb kids are. We'd watch the one kid roll up on a bike and when we returned a few hours later that same kid would still have concrete all over his tires.

Thank you for your service

 

[Drifter]

10 minutes to the shutdown. Any last words?

For me it always just comes down to these:

Sex

Drugs

Rock N' Roll

And sometimes I've tried to memorialize those concepts by writing my name in wet cement

 

[Drifter]

There is absolutely nothing funny about this. This was Take 3 and, quite frankly, I'm drunk. Take it for as it is

Just Drunk

2 minutes to the weekly dousing

 

[Drifter]

12:02

Well this is just embarassing

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I used to pour concrete back in the day. Many times the neighborhood kids would watch as we broke the concrete, loaded into a truck and hauled it away, prepped with rebar, rebuilt any sewers, poured and smoothed. Hell it was cool to see all those machines. We usually called them over to put their initials in or whatever when we were done.

But the #######s who would ride their bike or walk through it after we left it to dry always got a visit from the cops. We generally had to redo it.

It's funny how dumb kids are. We'd watch the one kid roll up on a bike and when we returned a few hours later that same kid would still have concrete all over his tires.

Thank you for your service

 

[YSR]

I'm hungry.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

School teacher vibe. They know you're underpaid.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I drifter.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'm hungry.

Eat

 

[YSR]

I'm hungry.

Eat

I'm also lazy.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Romo home?

I'd make you something to eat.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm hungry.

Eat

I'm also lazy.

This sounds familiar.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'm hungry.

Eat

I'm also lazy.

This sounds familiar.

first thing I thought of.....homer and an über preggo chick seem to have the same issue. Ysr, can you get anything delivered?

 

[YSR]

I'm fine. Romo's asleep next to me. I've been up with the kid and this upper respiratory infection since about 3:15. I could easily get up and fix something but the desire for food is outweighed significantly by my desire to stay in bed.

Pregnant people problems. Amirite, Homer?

 

[Ignoramus]

Is there an online tutorial somewhere on HOW TO ####ING READ A REDDIT BOARD.

I don't get the appeal.

 

[Abraham]

This "like" issue is going to turn the FFA in to a lord if the flies / snowpiercer hybrid.

 

[Ignoramus]

What do we get, like 4 a day or something?

I put in a serious request to increase the limit and was shot down.

on multiple levels.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

IT'LL CHEAPEN THE WHOLE THING!!!11!

Oops! Something went wrong![#10127] You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Ignoramus]

There is absolutely nothing funny about this. This was Take 3 and, quite frankly, I'm drunk. Take it for as it is

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[Ignoramus]

This "like" issue is going to turn the FFA in to a lord if the flies / snowpiercer hybrid.

Did you get us registered for the fairy tale football thingy?

 

[General Malaise]

Big hooker scene in Austin?

I was at the hotel bar. All I want to do is drink my beer and play with my phone, not listen to your bull#### story about how you're new in town and answer your questions about how I "like to party".

Oh bull spit.

 

[gianmarco]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

Great times with G-Marco tonight.

You too, GB.

So I'm not sure if it's SLB himself, the ultimate cat shirt, or the combination of the two, but I've never seen anything like it.

First of all, I think this guy "randomly" chose SLB to frisk just so he could get a good look at the shirt (and him).

While watching the ####fest of a game last night, we go inside to grab some more drinks and run into this guy. He was in complete awe about running into another cat shirt. Of course, he soon realized that his was far inferior. Even looking at the pic, you can tell which cat is about to win the contest as the other dude's cat looks terrified.

We finally decide to get out and grab a few more drinks before heading back home. I completely ####ed up and left an opening for this homeless guy to jump in, sit down, and start talking to us. Of course, SLB being the awesome dude that he is gives him half his beer, 2 cigarettes, and some more $ to grab beer later on. In return, he gets to ride this homeless guy's bike around the patio a bit.

We head inside the bar where I realize I'm truly in the presence of greatness. First, this bartender takes one look at the shirt and demands she comes around to get a picture with it. Then, this girl sitting right next to us notices the shirt and starts in about how great it is and gets in a picture as well. Next thing you know, there's this table of 4 ladies behind us and one of them comes up and just wants to buy SLB a drink. I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on, but this is real. Of course, he promptly accepts, and the next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

There's just not much that compares with SLB and the purrito.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

Great times with G-Marco tonight.

You too, GB.

So I'm not sure if it's SLB himself, the ultimate cat shirt, or the combination of the two, but I've never seen anything like it.

First of all, I think this guy "randomly" chose SLB to frisk just so he could get a good look at the shirt (and him).

While watching the ####fest of a game last night, we go inside to grab some more drinks and run into this guy. He was in complete awe about running into another cat shirt. Of course, he soon realized that his was far inferior. Even looking at the pic, you can tell which cat is about to win the contest as the other dude's cat looks terrified.

We finally decide to get out and grab a few more drinks before heading back home. I completely ####ed up and left an opening for this homeless guy to jump in, sit down, and start talking to us. Of course, SLB being the awesome dude that he is gives him half his beer, 2 cigarettes, and some more $ to grab beer later on. In return, he gets to ride this homeless guy's bike around the patio a bit.

We head inside the bar where I realize I'm truly in the presence of greatness. First, this bartender takes one look at the shirt and demands she comes around to get a picture with it. Then, this girl sitting right next to us notices the shirt and starts in about how great it is and gets in a picture as well. Next thing you know, there's this table of 4 ladies behind us and one of them comes up and just wants to buy SLB a drink. I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on, but this is real. Of course, he promptly accepts, and the next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

There's just not much that compares with SLB and the purrito.

This is how I picture Bob's standard Tuesday.

 

[Annyong]

Took my car to the mechanic down the street since its leaking power steering fluid and makes that annoying whining noise when turning. While they are looking at it, I walk over to Walmart and pick up my boys a couple of baller ### monster trucks, and make my way back to the mechanic for the quote.

$785.56 for labor, a power steering pump, pressure hose, and flush.

I think I'm going to try a different place and see what they say.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Took my car to the mechanic down the street since its leaking power steering fluid and makes that annoying whining noise when turning. While they are looking at it, I walk over to Walmart and pick up my boys a couple of baller ### monster trucks, and make my way back to the mechanic for the quote.

$785.56 for labor, a power steering pump, pressure hose, and flush.

I think I'm going to try a different place and see what they say.

You don't have a guy? You gotta have a guy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

FTR: I'm over 40 and overweight but I've never been propositioned by a hooker in a hotel bar or Vegas. They can probably tell that I have no problem scoring with the ladies.

Sounds more like a perceived lack of money situation.

School teacher vibe. They know you're underpaid.

An error occurredThe powers that be are being foolishly #####rdly with the positive votes. It's really pretty stupid.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I used to pour concrete back in the day. Many times the neighborhood kids would watch as we broke the concrete, loaded into a truck and hauled it away, prepped with rebar, rebuilt any sewers, poured and smoothed. Hell it was cool to see all those machines. We usually called them over to put their initials in or whatever when we were done.

But the #######s who would ride their bike or walk through it after we left it to dry always got a visit from the cops. We generally had to redo it.

It's funny how dumb kids are. We'd watch the one kid roll up on a bike and when we returned a few hours later that same kid would still have concrete all over his tires.

Yeah, that's bull####. My Mom's side of the family was a bunch of dirty Irish bricklayers and sometimes poured concrete. They would put a penny in the cement to show what year they put it down. I always thought that was really cool.