GM's thread about nothing (16 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

Great times with G-Marco tonight.

You too, GB.

So I'm not sure if it's SLB himself, the ultimate cat shirt, or the combination of the two, but I've never seen anything like it.

First of all, I think this guy "randomly" chose SLB to frisk just so he could get a good look at the shirt (and him).

While watching the ####fest of a game last night, we go inside to grab some more drinks and run into this guy. He was in complete awe about running into another cat shirt. Of course, he soon realized that his was far inferior. Even looking at the pic, you can tell which cat is about to win the contest as the other dude's cat looks terrified.

We finally decide to get out and grab a few more drinks before heading back home. I completely ####ed up and left an opening for this homeless guy to jump in, sit down, and start talking to us. Of course, SLB being the awesome dude that he is gives him half his beer, 2 cigarettes, and some more $ to grab beer later on. In return, he gets to ride this homeless guy's bike around the patio a bit.

We head inside the bar where I realize I'm truly in the presence of greatness. First, this bartender takes one look at the shirt and demands she comes around to get a picture with it. Then, this girl sitting right next to us notices the shirt and starts in about how great it is and gets in a picture as well. Next thing you know, there's this table of 4 ladies behind us and one of them comes up and just wants to buy SLB a drink. I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on, but this is real. Of course, he promptly accepts, and the next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

There's just not much that compares with SLB and the purrito.

An error occurredATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

Great times with G-Marco tonight.

You too, GB.

So I'm not sure if it's SLB himself, the ultimate cat shirt, or the combination of the two, but I've never seen anything like it.

First of all, I think this guy "randomly" chose SLB to frisk just so he could get a good look at the shirt (and him).

While watching the ####fest of a game last night, we go inside to grab some more drinks and run into this guy. He was in complete awe about running into another cat shirt. Of course, he soon realized that his was far inferior. Even looking at the pic, you can tell which cat is about to win the contest as the other dude's cat looks terrified.

We finally decide to get out and grab a few more drinks before heading back home. I completely ####ed up and left an opening for this homeless guy to jump in, sit down, and start talking to us. Of course, SLB being the awesome dude that he is gives him half his beer, 2 cigarettes, and some more $ to grab beer later on. In return, he gets to ride this homeless guy's bike around the patio a bit.

We head inside the bar where I realize I'm truly in the presence of greatness. First, this bartender takes one look at the shirt and demands she comes around to get a picture with it. Then, this girl sitting right next to us notices the shirt and starts in about how great it is and gets in a picture as well. Next thing you know, there's this table of 4 ladies behind us and one of them comes up and just wants to buy SLB a drink. I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on, but this is real. Of course, he promptly accepts, and the next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

There's just not much that compares with SLB and the purrito.

It's funny how stuff happens. I briefed Mrs. SLB on the night and showed her pics. She was fine with everything but that broad buying me a drink, was a little too much. She wants a 3way, whatever, buys me a drink, .

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

Those things are bigger than my first apartment.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

Great times with G-Marco tonight.

You too, GB.

So I'm not sure if it's SLB himself, the ultimate cat shirt, or the combination of the two, but I've never seen anything like it.

First of all, I think this guy "randomly" chose SLB to frisk just so he could get a good look at the shirt (and him).

While watching the ####fest of a game last night, we go inside to grab some more drinks and run into this guy. He was in complete awe about running into another cat shirt. Of course, he soon realized that his was far inferior. Even looking at the pic, you can tell which cat is about to win the contest as the other dude's cat looks terrified.

We finally decide to get out and grab a few more drinks before heading back home. I completely ####ed up and left an opening for this homeless guy to jump in, sit down, and start talking to us. Of course, SLB being the awesome dude that he is gives him half his beer, 2 cigarettes, and some more $ to grab beer later on. In return, he gets to ride this homeless guy's bike around the patio a bit.

We head inside the bar where I realize I'm truly in the presence of greatness. First, this bartender takes one look at the shirt and demands she comes around to get a picture with it. Then, this girl sitting right next to us notices the shirt and starts in about how great it is and gets in a picture as well. Next thing you know, there's this table of 4 ladies behind us and one of them comes up and just wants to buy SLB a drink. I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on, but this is real. Of course, he promptly accepts, and the next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

There's just not much that compares with SLB and the purrito.

It's funny how stuff happens. I briefed Mrs. SLB on the night and showed her pics. She was fine with everything but that broad buying me a drink, was a little too much. She wants a 3way, whatever, buys me a drink, .

An error occurredWhen in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[krista4]

Heartily approve of new Tanner schtick.

 

[krista4]

Also, sweet baby Jesus am I hungover.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, sweet baby Jesus am I hungover.

LINK

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Also, sweet baby Jesus am I hungover.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Also, sweet baby Jesus am I hungover.

LINK

My link.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Also, sweet baby Jesus am I hungover.

you're so horrible.

 

[krista4]

Also, sweet baby Jesus am I hungover.

Luckily I always have my computer and phone muted.

 

[gianmarco]

next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

Those things are bigger than my first apartment.

And in this case, the camera did not add 10 lbs. They were ginormous.

 

[shuke]

Big hooker scene in Austin?

I was at the hotel bar. All I want to do is drink my beer and play with my phone, not listen to your bull#### story about how you're new in town and answer your questions about how I "like to party".

Oh bull spit.

Which part, friendo?

 

[Aerial Assault]

Just returned from a business week on the East Coast, ask me nothing

 

[shuke]

Holy #######, Batman.

 

[shuke]

Bob is a god. Or "the" god.

 

[Osaurus]

Bob is a god. Or "the" god.

Feline deity?

 

[Thorn]

I've been drinking Vodka all night. Why isn't Vodka & Coke a thing? Never tried it. Is it awful?

It's pretty bad.

 

[Thorn]

I'm still laughing at the idea of creating an artificial scarcity of "likes" like they're freaking De Beers.

Great times with G-Marco tonight.

You too, GB.

So I'm not sure if it's SLB himself, the ultimate cat shirt, or the combination of the two, but I've never seen anything like it.

First of all, I think this guy "randomly" chose SLB to frisk just so he could get a good look at the shirt (and him).

While watching the ####fest of a game last night, we go inside to grab some more drinks and run into this guy. He was in complete awe about running into another cat shirt. Of course, he soon realized that his was far inferior. Even looking at the pic, you can tell which cat is about to win the contest as the other dude's cat looks terrified.

We finally decide to get out and grab a few more drinks before heading back home. I completely ####ed up and left an opening for this homeless guy to jump in, sit down, and start talking to us. Of course, SLB being the awesome dude that he is gives him half his beer, 2 cigarettes, and some more $ to grab beer later on. In return, he gets to ride this homeless guy's bike around the patio a bit.

We head inside the bar where I realize I'm truly in the presence of greatness. First, this bartender takes one look at the shirt and demands she comes around to get a picture with it. Then, this girl sitting right next to us notices the shirt and starts in about how great it is and gets in a picture as well. Next thing you know, there's this table of 4 ladies behind us and one of them comes up and just wants to buy SLB a drink. I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on, but this is real. Of course, he promptly accepts, and the next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

There's just not much that compares with SLB and the purrito.

Bartender > hey

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We just took the boys out to eat at BC's because it's a beautiful day and we wanted to be outside. Cal gets extra goofy when he doesn't eat and was putting his head on the table and mumbling about Garfield. He ended up destroying a pizza. I'm getting him in the eat off with Shuke & GM soon. Dylan is ALWAYS REALLY LOUD when he talks, so I'm trying to pipe him down.

There was a table with an older couple sitting next to us and when we paid and were leaving he says "sir please come here". The guy says "you are doing a fine job with those boys, very well behaved and polite." Wow. I thanked him profusely and feel really good right now. Really, really, good. Of course it could be the beer.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Somebody PM me Disco Stu's real name. Meeting him and his kid in a few hours don't want to be the freak from the internet calling his dad Disco Stu.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob is a god. Or "the" god.

Is Satan a "god"?

 

[Osaurus]

Stu Discman

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait a minute, Stu are you two coming to STL?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Somebody PM me Disco Stu's real name. Meeting him and his kid in a few hours don't want to be the freak from the internet calling his dad Disco Stu.

Just go with Stu.

Or Brian.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Aaron, please unlock the WINGHOUSE OF LARGO thread. Please.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=709772#entry17062391

 

[Thorn]

US Census asking if I have a doctorate OR a graduate degree like a JD. HEY GUY "JD" STANDS FOR JURIS DOCTOR! Idiots.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

US Census asking if I have a doctorate OR a graduate degree like a JD. HEY GUY "JD" STANDS FOR JURIS DOCTOR! Idiots.

Well it's not a real doctorate.

 

[Thorn]

US Census asking if I have a doctorate OR a graduate degree like a JD. HEY GUY "JD" STANDS FOR JURIS DOCTOR! Idiots.

Well it's not a real doctorate.

I know, woz got one.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Aaron, please unlock the WINGHOUSE OF LARGO thread. Please.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=709772#entry17062391

Why?It's spam

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Sista girl cooking videos are AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Literally laughing out loud. Highly recommend

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

US Census asking if I have a doctorate OR a graduate degree like a JD. HEY GUY "JD" STANDS FOR JURIS DOCTOR! Idiots.

Well it's not a real doctorate.

I know, woz got one.

It's like getting an online MBA, right?

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

Aaron, please unlock the WINGHOUSE OF LARGO thread. Please.

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=709772#entry17062391

Why?It's spam

So was the fantasy football excuse shirt thread. It's the mocking that makes it special. I almost inured myself laughing at Plorfu's post.

 

[Thorn]

Also, sweet baby Jesus am I hungover.

LINK

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[Thorn]

US Census asking if I have a doctorate OR a graduate degree like a JD. HEY GUY "JD" STANDS FOR JURIS DOCTOR! Idiots.

Well it's not a real doctorate.

I know, woz got one.

It's like getting an online MBA, right?

You get to learn about new words and phrases like "inter lap," which only fancy doctor types know about, so there's that.

 

[Dan Gladden's Mustache]

US Census asking if I have a doctorate OR a graduate degree like a JD. HEY GUY "JD" STANDS FOR JURIS DOCTOR! Idiots.

Well it's not a real doctorate.

I know, woz got one.

It's like getting an online MBA, right?

You get to learn about new words and phrases like "inter lap," which only fancy doctor types know about, so there's that.

So like reading a lot of Dr Seuss?

 

[Thorn]

US Census asking if I have a doctorate OR a graduate degree like a JD. HEY GUY "JD" STANDS FOR JURIS DOCTOR! Idiots.

Well it's not a real doctorate.

I know, woz got one.

It's like getting an online MBA, right?

You get to learn about new words and phrases like "inter lap," which only fancy doctor types know about, so there's that.

So like reading a lot of Dr Seuss?

the sun did not shine.

it was too wet to play.

so we sat in the house

all that cold, cold, wet day.

i sat there with woz.

we sat there, we two.

and i said, 'how i wish

we had something to do!'

too wet to go out

and too cold to play softball.

so we sat in the house.

we did nothing at all.

so all we could do was to

sit!

   sit!

      sit!

         sit!

and we did not like it.

not one little bit.

and then something went BUMP!

how that bump made us jump!

we looked!

then we saw it like a huge load!

we looked!

and we saw it!

It was NOXPLODE!

'why do you sit there all aloof?'

'i know it is wet

and the sun is not sunny.

but we can have

lots of good fun that is funny!'

'have no fear!' said woz.

'i will not let you fall.

i will hold you up high

as i stand on a ball.

with a book one one hand!

and an athletic cup on my dink!

Quite the amateur sporting benchmark,

Don’t you think?

but that is not ALL i can do!

said woz...

'look at me!

look at me now!'

'with a jumpy and a quo

And a tug while my girl is asleep

i can put out TWO ounces! POW!

i can  soak the fish!

and a little toy ship!

and some milk on a dish!

but that is not all!

oh, no.

that is not all...

'look at me!

look at me!

look at me NOW!

it is fun to have fun

but you have to know how.

i can make up words

and make all threads about me!

i can hold up these books!

and get a JD!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I encouraged the boys to write their names in newly poured cement today. They did.

Harry Crane (Mad Men) talking about photography in college: I did a whole series that was just hand prints on glass...you know the way it fogs up around your heat? Take it off, take a picture. I was always fascinated by the cave paintings at Lascaux. They're like 17,000 years old. And the bison get all the attention but there are also all of these hand prints, tiny by today's standards, with paint blown all around them.

Draper: Signature of the artist.

Crane: I thought it was someone reaching through the stone. You know, right to us. 'I was here'.

I miss that mad men.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Lotta good cooze at the Toys R Us today (not in a way either)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

putting his head on the table and mumbling about Garfield.

rules

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

next thing I know, there's pictures being taken and 3somes being discussed and....then it's time for us to go.

Those things are bigger than my first apartment.

And in this case, the camera did not add 10 lbs. They were ginormous.

I'd like to bite down on one and pray for lockjaw.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Two Britished type dudes on holiday in the US. This is a video of their first day. (NSFW language...although it sounds classier with the accent it is still NSFW)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Greg gets the role of a lifetime.

 

[Osaurus]

Noonan!

 

[Ignoramus]

Beware of dirty words and adult themes.

 

[Mr.Pack]

We just took the boys out to eat at BC's because it's a beautiful day and we wanted to be outside. Cal gets extra goofy when he doesn't eat and was putting his head on the table and mumbling about Garfield. He ended up destroying a pizza. I'm getting him in the eat off with Shuke & GM soon. Dylan is ALWAYS REALLY LOUD when he talks, so I'm trying to pipe him down.

There was a table with an older couple sitting next to us and when we paid and were leaving he says "sir please come here". The guy says "you are doing a fine job with those boys, very well behaved and polite." Wow. I thanked him profusely and feel really good right now. Really, really, good. Of course it could be the beer.

Awesome GB

 

[bostonfred]

Two Britished type dudes on holiday in the US.

lol

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm penciled in with Fish

Found a teamname for you.......

Gimping Mooseknuckles

Nothing? Kind of a play on fish and his wacko gf knuckles?

Ya'll suck a bag o' #####

 

[bostonfred]

Like mine was, at the beginning, and yours was, at the end.