GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

I just took a shower

LOOK AT ME, I HAVE INDOOR PLUMBING.

Effin' KristaBragging.

Hey, the lady at the store yesterday told me that people steal their shopping carts and use them as BBQ grills. I thought of you. Maybe you could grill up some road kill this weekend and have some friends over to your overpass.

Uni I'm pretty sure you have a decent job in banking, why not rent/buy a place to live?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Uni works in a bank?!?

That's odd. Those people usually have, you know, homes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just took a shower

LOOK AT ME, I HAVE INDOOR PLUMBING.

Effin' KristaBragging.

Hey, the lady at the store yesterday told me that people steal their shopping carts and use them as BBQ grills. I thought of you. Maybe you could grill up some road kill this weekend and have some friends over to your overpass.

In!!

That is awesome sausage. I wish I could buy some.

I got a guy. What flavor do you want? I can try to hook you up next time he makes it.

Thanks. Whatever you had a Beerhole was awesome but I celebrate all kinds of sausages. I just included some from Nuekse's with my bacon order thinking they would be real Wisconsin brats but they are actually made in Jersey.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just took a shower

LOOK AT ME, I HAVE INDOOR PLUMBING.

Effin' KristaBragging.

Hey, the lady at the store yesterday told me that people steal their shopping carts and use them as BBQ grills. I thought of you. Maybe you could grill up some road kill this weekend and have some friends over to your overpass.

Uni I'm pretty sure you have a decent job in banking, why not rent/buy a place to live?

Way to act like you got it all figured out.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Seems legit

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Seems legit

Was going to say they should get some wire cutters...but then again, grills are like $20 at Walmart.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Seems legit

Was going to say they should get some wire cutters...but then again, grills are like $20 at Walmart.

Need to figure out how to fry some chicken in one of those things.

 

[T Bell]

Also, I think there's a chance she's related to the Indian guy named, "Tyler Durden" who I spoke to on the phone a few weeks ago,.

You're not supposed to talk about that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Another neat idea

 

[Frostillicus]

Another neat idea

Poor people sure are creative, which is good for them given their lack of ability to purchase material goods.

 

[mr roboto]

Another neat idea

Poor people sure are creative, which is good for them given their lack of ability to purchase material goods.

By creative you mean felonious, right?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Another neat idea

Poor people sure are creative, which is good for them given their lack of ability to purchase material goods.

By creative you mean felonious, right?

It's a felony to cut up a coffee can?

Man, white people just get more and more judgy all the time.

 

[mr roboto]

Another neat idea

Poor people sure are creative, which is good for them given their lack of ability to purchase material goods.

By creative you mean felonious, right?

It's a felony to cut up a coffee can?

Man, white people just get more and more judgy all the time.

How would you feel if you were that poor coffee can?!!?!??

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I stop buying massive amounts of JD from Sam's and then this happens. I feel like Barney he when draws the short straw, making him the designated driver for the night, and then Duff Man shows up at Moe's. :(

 

[Osaurus]

I survived Wisconsin. Had a blast.

 

[T Bell]

Another neat idea

Poor people sure are creative, which is good for them given their lack of ability to purchase material goods.

By creative you mean felonious, right?

It's a felony to cut up a coffee can?

Man, white people just get more and more judgy all the time.

How would you feel if you were that poor coffee can?!!?!??

I'd feel torn, maybe a little empty.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I stop buying massive amounts of JD from Sam's and then this happens. I feel like Barney he when draws the short straw, making him the designated driver for the night, and then Duff Man shows up at Moe's. :(

Sounds to me like you've just been saving up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I stop buying massive amounts of JD from Sam's and then this happens. I feel like Barney he when draws the short straw, making him the designated driver for the night, and then Duff Man shows up at Moe's. :(

Sounds to me like you've just been saving up.

I'm making it easy for whomever draws my name for the GMTANSS.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I celebrate all kinds of sausages.

So, we're all just letting this softball go to the backstop?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some pretty decent Tinder chats

 

[ScottNorwood]

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE 18 TINDER CHATS! NUMBER 6 WILL MAKE YOU POOP YOUR PANTS!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE 18 TINDER CHATS! NUMBER 6 WILL MAKE YOU POOP YOUR PANTS!

Link?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Another moron cat

 

[Mr. Pickles]

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE 18 TINDER CHATS! NUMBER 6 WILL MAKE YOU POOP YOUR PANTS!

Better or worse than the top 12 epic prom pic fails?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

YOU WON'T BELIEVE THESE 18 TINDER CHATS! NUMBER 6 WILL MAKE YOU POOP YOUR PANTS!

Better or worse than the top 12 epic prom pic fails?

LINK?

 

[shuke]

tre!!

championship!!

WE DID IT!

Pretty neat when your team era and whip in a 14 team league is 2.67 and 1.05. Also won OBP, Wins and Ks.

Nice job, boys. Paid Tre already....how would you like to be paid? Paypal, Check, hookers, drugs, land in Bakersfield...you name it.

Also, pretty pissed off at Rene...had no idea as I stopped caring about this league, but apparently he reached his innings max and continued to add pitchers to his roster to keep other teams from adding them. Pretty poor sportsmanship, IMO, even if it's not prohibited. It will be next year.

Sounds like pretty solid strategy. I think yahoo won't put a player on waivers unless he's owned for a day. So if this guy has the roster space, good for him for this.

 

[shuke]

Also I may be looking for a new roto league next year so keep me posted

If you'll draft as well as you did for MEGATEAM then I'll make sure you have a spot on cake.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm ready for Cake draft 2015. Let's get started.

 

[shuke]

I just took a shower (bite me, I work at home) and didn't realize there was no soap, so I had to use Mr. krista's body wash. Feeling a bit like I should pinch a waitress or belch or something now.

Yes, we've had the "do people still use soap instead of body wash" conversation here, and the answer is that you can have my Ivory® soap when you pry it out of my cold, dead, but surprisingly soft hands.

Let's get some pics in here.

Of your soap fusion efforts.

 

[mr roboto]

I've never got a warning point. How do I get one? Kinda feel like a virgin.

 

[shuke]

Some pretty decent Tinder chats

Dying here. I have some weird shoulder issue right now that makes it hurt to laugh but I couldn't stop

 

[Annyong]

ZipperLips putting on the heat

 

[Annyong]

ZipperLips putting on the heat

Nevermind

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I've never got a warning point. How do I get one? Kinda feel like a virgin.

Link to a picture of Jennifer Lawrence's butthole in the Dwayne Bowe thread.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've never got a warning point. How do I get one? Kinda feel like a virgin.

Link to a picture of Jennifer Lawrence's butthole in the Dwayne Bowe thread.

I don't think there's a picture of her butthole actually available.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

apparently there are a lot of hope solo's balloon knot, post those

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Yeah, no.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Oota goota Solo?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

reaction to solo's balloon knot

 

[krista4]

I just took a shower (bite me, I work at home) and didn't realize there was no soap, so I had to use Mr. krista's body wash. Feeling a bit like I should pinch a waitress or belch or something now.

Yes, we've had the "do people still use soap instead of body wash" conversation here, and the answer is that you can have my Ivory® soap when you pry it out of my cold, dead, but surprisingly soft hands.

Let's get some pics in here.

Of your soap fusion efforts.

I think YSR did this years ago. Not gonna mess with the original.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Back on the train and finally figured out what Holdenette is reading.

the scarlet letter.

Only thing scary about this is she's only about 12 pages further than she was last week.

Who reads this slow? It's creepy

 

[mr roboto]

Yeah the Solo but hole pics are icky.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Nothing a little bleach cant fix

 

[Fuller]

http://i.imgur.com/SYR6I3P.jpg

 

[YSR]

ANNYONG I PAID OUR DUES. NOW START WINNING.

 

[YSR]

I just took a shower (bite me, I work at home) and didn't realize there was no soap, so I had to use Mr. krista's body wash. Feeling a bit like I should pinch a waitress or belch or something now.

Yes, we've had the "do people still use soap instead of body wash" conversation here, and the answer is that you can have my Ivory® soap when you pry it out of my cold, dead, but surprisingly soft hands.

Let's get some pics in here.

Of your soap fusion efforts.

I think YSR did this years ago. Not gonna mess with the original.

I actually have some fusion going on as we speak. I've mentioned it before, but I think of shuke every time this comes around.

I think I've figured out the secret to it, but I'll have to wait until tomorrow's shower to be sure.

 

[Annyong]

ANNYONG I PAID OUR DUES. NOW START WINNING.

Pretty sure Homer cheated this week.

 

[Ignoramus]

http://i.imgur.com/SYR6I3P.jpg

 

[Tiger Fan]

ANNYONG I PAID OUR DUES. NOW START WINNING.

Guster/Zooks
Homer/Frosty
Team Shuke

 

[El Floppo]

Oota goota Solo?

that said... anything to do with her scares me. REALLY scares me. not going to look at that.