GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[JaxBill]

My ode to Lions TE Joseph Fauria

There once was a man from Detroit

On the field he was very adroit

But when chasing a pup

Stairs f*(ked him up

Now the Lions list him as “oit”.

 

[Sweet J]

Some pretty decent Tinder chats

Dying here. I have some weird shoulder issue right now that makes it hurt to laugh but I couldn't stop

Jesus H. Christ. My daughter is going to have to deal with that? I'm going to end up killing somebody.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some pretty decent Tinder chats

Dying here. I have some weird shoulder issue right now that makes it hurt to laugh but I couldn't stop

Jesus H. Christ. My daughter is going to have to deal with that? I'm going to end up killing somebody.

Your daughter prone to shoulder issues?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Back on the train and finally figured out what Holdenette is reading.

the scarlet letter.

Only thing scary about this is she's only about 12 pages further than she was last week.

Who reads this slow? It's creepy

Go buy a copy of the Cliffs Notes and drop it on her lap.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gift from my sons

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Back on the train and finally figured out what Holdenette is reading.

the scarlet letter.

Only thing scary about this is she's only about 12 pages further than she was last week.

Who reads this slow? It's creepy

You're keeping track of her page number?

Isn't there a national registry for this kind of obsession?

 

[krista4]

Gift from my sons

Are they on Doritos?

.Or pitas?

 

[Annyong]

Gift from my sons

Are they on Doritos?

.Or pitas?

YSR can chime in and settle this.

 

[El Floppo]

Gift from my sons

Are they on Doritos?

.Or pitas?

Pizza, imo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Looks a lot like doritos but a little like quesadilla slices too.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

WANT THAT SHIRT

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Clearly Doritos imo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WANT THAT SHIRT

Gotta move fast. They threw down a cool $5 for that shirt. Probably got if off the clearance rack.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh and it is jersey material. I can stay cool while being cool.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

How high was the guy who designed that shirt?

 

[cosjobs]

Gift from my sons

Are they on Doritos?

.Or pitas?

Delicious canapés

Canapaws?

Cana####?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Clearly Doritos imo

Agree. Or "cheese cheddar flavored tortilla chip".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Clearly Doritos imo

Agree. Or "cheese cheddar flavored tortilla chip".

Taco flavored?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What do you wash down "a vag full of taco flavored tortilla chips" with? THIS RIGHT HERE

 

[Limp Ditka]

Back on the train and finally figured out what Holdenette is reading.

the scarlet letter.

Only thing scary about this is she's only about 12 pages further than she was last week.

Who reads this slow? It's creepy

You're keeping track of her page number?Isn't there a national registry for this kind of obsession?

It's a short book. When you see someone not a 1/4 of the way through it last week, and still not 1/4 of the way through it 5 days later, what are you supposed to think?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Happy Birthday Tanner, ya old fart.

 

[Frostillicus]

Gift from my sons

Are they on Doritos?

.Or pitas?

Where did that Doritos post go? Doritos on auto delete now? Is this vag thing?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What do you wash down "a vag full of taco flavored tortilla chips" with? THIS RIGHT HERE

Sounds burny.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Anonymous text received:

Fwd: From: 13475551212 Msg: I am sorry. I cannot see you anymore. I just found out that i have HPV. No idea where it came from.

Called the number. Buddy of mine picked up snorting & laughing.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

You should literally never see him again.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Some pretty decent Tinder chats

I'm fascinated by Tindr and broad just wanting to get laid. Wish we could have seen more pics of these ladies.

Oota goota Solo?

:Lmao:

 

[BobbyLayne]

Anonymous text received:

Fwd: From: 13475551212 Msg: I am sorry. I cannot see you anymore. I just found out that i have HPV. No idea where it came from.

Called the number. Buddy of mine picked up snorting & laughing.

When he got done he said

"Oh, hey sorry man...I just switched cell phone numbers and thought it was a creative way to give you my new number."




:unfriend:

 

[DA RAIDERS]

thanks GM!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Three weeks ago I started sleeping naked and I actually sleep well all night now most of the time. I used to hate sleeping nood but not getting up all night to pee like I'm a 60 year old man is pretty sweet. I thought I would throw it out there for the rest of you insomniacs.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

thanks GM!!!

 

[Ignoramus]

Three weeks ago I started sleeping naked and I actually sleep well all night now most of the time. I used to hate sleeping nood but not getting up all night to pee like I'm a 60 year old man is pretty sweet. I thought I would throw it out there for the rest of you insomniacs.

I don't get it. Sleeping naked stops you from having to get up to pee in the middle of the night? Were you afraid that you'd get your pajama bottoms wet, but don't give a #### about the sheets?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

thanks GM!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Three weeks ago I started sleeping naked and I actually sleep well all night now most of the time. I used to hate sleeping nood but not getting up all night to pee like I'm a 60 year old man is pretty sweet. I thought I would throw it out there for the rest of you insomniacs.

I don't get it. Sleeping naked stops you from having to get up to pee in the middle of the night? Were you afraid that you'd get your pajama bottoms wet, but don't give a #### about the sheets?

Sleep stage fright imo

 

[bostonfred]

Pissing the bed is underrated.

 

[charvik]

GM> check your email regarding uber hockey

 

[cosjobs]

Figured a way to get 10 phone lines on sprint for under a hundred a month with unlimited talk text and 30 gig of shared data. The price is the same for 2 to 10 phones if you enter the store informed and prepared, but the more phone lines you have, the more data you are allowed. You have to provide your own phones or they'll sell them to you interest free over 24 months at full price. But they also bought out our four att contacts at over 300 each.

It's complicated and some hoop jumping involved, but I'll detail it out if there is interest.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Three weeks ago I started sleeping naked and I actually sleep well all night now most of the time. I used to hate sleeping nood but not getting up all night to pee like I'm a 60 year old man is pretty sweet. I thought I would throw it out there for the rest of you insomniacs.

I don't get it. Sleeping naked stops you from having to get up to pee in the middle of the night? Were you afraid that you'd get your pajama bottoms wet, but don't give a #### about the sheets?

Sleep stage fright imo

We got some sateen sheets a few months ago that feel real nice like up against the skin. All I know is I sleep a lot more soundly now and don't wake up all night. Usually when I'm waking up all night, I then have to pee too. Plus now I have a lot erotic dreams too which is nice. It's just how life works.

 

[Annyong]

ANNYONG I PAID OUR DUES. NOW START WINNING.

This league blows. We have the 3rd most points and are now 1-3.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

ANNYONG I PAID OUR DUES. NOW START WINNING.

This league blows. We have the 3rd most points and are now 1-3.

play better defense

 

[Gadzooks]

Anonymous text received:

Fwd: From: 13475551212 Msg: I am sorry. I cannot see you anymore. I just found out that i have HPV. No idea where it came from.

Called the number. Buddy of mine picked up snorting & laughing.

That's my standard "break-up" text I send out.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Anonymous text received:

Fwd: From: 13475551212 Msg: I am sorry. I cannot see you anymore. I just found out that i have HPV. No idea where it came from.

Called the number. Buddy of mine picked up snorting & laughing.

That's my standard "break-up" text I send out.

i withheld comment until you showed up. :zooks: <--------this needs to be an emoticon

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I don't understand the nood sleeping/urination connection either

 

[krista4]

Gift from my sons

Are they on Doritos?

.Or pitas?

Where did that Doritos post go? Doritos on auto delete now? Is this vag thing?

User error. If I try to quote myself while posting from my phone, I often hit "delete" accidentally instead, but then I see what I've done and hit the X, which doesn't stop the delete but allows me to quote my post anyway.

Three weeks ago I started sleeping naked and I actually sleep well all night now most of the time. I used to hate sleeping nood but not getting up all night to pee like I'm a 60 year old man is pretty sweet. I thought I would throw it out there for the rest of you insomniacs.

I've slept in the nude since law school. Doesn't help me. :(

 

[Annyong]

Pretty sure Bob was saying that old people walk around naked, w/o shame.

 

[Frostillicus]

I decided being in the office was stupid, so I'm finishing the day drinking beer and eating wings at BWW.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I decided being in the office was stupid, so I'm finishing the day drinking beer and eating wings at BWW.

Which one?

 

[Josie Maran]

I decided being in the office was stupid, so I'm finishing the day drinking beer and eating wings at BWW.

Best teammate ever.

 

[bostonfred]

I don't understand the nood sleeping/urination connection either

Sleeping naked helps him sleep like a baby. He wakes up crying in a puddle of his own urine.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I decided being in the office was stupid, so I'm finishing the day drinking beer and eating wings at BWW.

Do they have Firestone Union Jack on draft or is that more of a regional thing?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't understand the nood sleeping/urination connection either

My link

Three weeks ago I started sleeping naked and I actually sleep well all night now most of the time. I used to hate sleeping nood but not getting up all night to pee like I'm a 60 year old man is pretty sweet. I thought I would throw it out there for the rest of you insomniacs.

I've slept in the nude since law school. Doesn't help me. :(

I already knew this.

Pretty sure Bob was saying that old people walk around naked, w/o shame.

I've always walked around naked without shame. Of course it has become pretty traumatic for the boys, particularly Cal, now that he is older, so it isn't as often.