GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

we did this to my sisters fridge last weekend

Big fan of that game. I've been known to do this in people's homes and then just leave.

I'm a big fan of cranking up the thermostat, which is incredibly childish and not at all clever or funny.

@ this and Oh Yes!I rearrange the decorative wooden letters my Aunt has out at her Christmas party every year so it reads Satan instead of Santa.

 

[dharmapunk]

we did this to my sisters fridge last weekend

Big fan of that game. I've been known to do this in people's homes and then just leave.

I'm a big fan of cranking up the thermostat, which is incredibly childish and not at all clever or funny.

@ this and Oh Yes!I rearrange the decorative wooden letters my Aunt has out at her Christmas party every year so it reads Satan instead of Santa.

Big fan of this shtick.

 

[General Malaise]

we did this to my sisters fridge last weekend

Big fan of that game. I've been known to do this in people's homes and then just leave.

I'm a big fan of cranking up the thermostat, which is incredibly childish and not at all clever or funny.

Wedding I went to in Seattle this summer had the bride and groom station this HUGE tablet of fancy paper we were all supposed to visit and sign, with well wishes and pleasant tidings, etc. It was conveniently right by the men's room. I probably passed it 10 times or more on my way to recycle all the booze I was ingesting/sneak a toke and every time I passed, there was a small gathering or line to write down something kind and memorable.

As the evening wore on, the DJ (ugh, really?) played some tune that had everybody but my passed out on the table little sister dancing on the small dance floor. I used that diversion to take the pen to paper and in the very middle of the giant tablet write these words in my very best cursive.

 

[urbanhack]

I never drank with my students again after this, except in a couple rare cases when I bumped into an exstudent at a bar or something.

Oh and that time ...

Other than that, no drinking with students. Oh except this past summer....

I want to party with DP

X 2and all this talk of 'mash-ups' with girltalk....I feel like Tanner does when we talk baseball. I have no clue what any of that means.

This. Also include world politics, general medical knowledge and the female orgasm.

So when a FBG's wife sends you a FB request, what's the protocol here?

Walk away from the internet, Bender-style?

The way I understand it, she really digs the cat shirt pics. I find it difficult to deny my fans.

Then you should really start an official Fan Page.

 

[-fish-]

we did this to my sisters fridge last weekend

Big fan of that game. I've been known to do this in people's homes and then just leave.

I'm a big fan of cranking up the thermostat, which is incredibly childish and not at all clever or funny.

Wedding I went to in Seattle this summer had the bride and groom station this HUGE tablet of fancy paper we were all supposed to visit and sign, with well wishes and pleasant tidings, etc. It was conveniently right by the men's room. I probably passed it 10 times or more on my way to recycle all the booze I was ingesting/sneak a toke and every time I passed, there was a small gathering or line to write down something kind and memorable.

As the evening wore on, the DJ (ugh, really?) played some tune that had everybody but my passed out on the table little sister dancing on the small dance floor. I used that diversion to take the pen to paper and in the very middle of the giant tablet write these words in my very best cursive.

Dog Sick? Your cursive sucks worse than mine.

 

[General Malaise]

we did this to my sisters fridge last weekend

Big fan of that game. I've been known to do this in people's homes and then just leave.

I'm a big fan of cranking up the thermostat, which is incredibly childish and not at all clever or funny.

Wedding I went to in Seattle this summer had the bride and groom station this HUGE tablet of fancy paper we were all supposed to visit and sign, with well wishes and pleasant tidings, etc. It was conveniently right by the men's room. I probably passed it 10 times or more on my way to recycle all the booze I was ingesting/sneak a toke and every time I passed, there was a small gathering or line to write down something kind and memorable.

As the evening wore on, the DJ (ugh, really?) played some tune that had everybody but my passed out on the table little sister dancing on the small dance floor. I used that diversion to take the pen to paper and in the very middle of the giant tablet write these words in my very best cursive.

Dog Sick? Your cursive sucks worse than mine.

ummmm, no.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to a friend's art show (LAM!) this weekend, will look for opportunities to engage in some wacky shticks.

 

[mr. furley]

hey everybody, just wanted to let folks know i wound up dropping $600 on car repairs today. times are tough, i'm working but don't like it. the wife works but she hates it. we have 2 young kids to support and bills to pay. the Packers play on sunday and i don't have chips or any sort of meat product on hand to enjoy while watching the game.

i normally wouldn't do this but i'm soliciting aid from the FFA to help us through this rough patch.

so please paypal your donation, whatever you can afford above $25 to doristhehunkasaurus@paypal.com

TIA

 

[cosjobs]

I never drank with my students again after this, except in a couple rare cases when I bumped into an exstudent at a bar or something.Oh and that time ...Other than that, no drinking with students. Oh except this past summer....

I want to party with DP

Whatever it takes to have breakfast with his wife.

 

[-fish-]

hey everybody, just wanted to let folks know i wound up dropping $600 on car repairs today. times are tough, i'm working but don't like it. the wife works but she hates it. we have 2 young kids to support and bills to pay. the Packers play on sunday and i don't have chips or any sort of meat product on hand to enjoy while watching the game.i normally wouldn't do this but i'm soliciting aid from the FFA to help us through this rough patch.so please paypal your donation, whatever you can afford above $25 to doristhehunkasaurus@paypal.comTIA

Paypalled you some coupons. HTH.

 

[mr. furley]

hey everybody, just wanted to let folks know i wound up dropping $600 on car repairs today. times are tough, i'm working but don't like it. the wife works but she hates it. we have 2 young kids to support and bills to pay. the Packers play on sunday and i don't have chips or any sort of meat product on hand to enjoy while watching the game.i normally wouldn't do this but i'm soliciting aid from the FFA to help us through this rough patch.so please paypal your donation, whatever you can afford above $25 to doristhehunkasaurus@paypal.comTIA

Paypalled you some coupons. HTH.

clydebless

 

[cosjobs]

we did this to my sisters fridge last weekend

Big fan of that game. I've been known to do this in people's homes and then just leave.

I'm a big fan of cranking up the thermostat, which is incredibly childish and not at all clever or funny.

Wedding I went to in Seattle this summer had the bride and groom station this HUGE tablet of fancy paper we were all supposed to visit and sign, with well wishes and pleasant tidings, etc. It was conveniently right by the men's room. I probably passed it 10 times or more on my way to recycle all the booze I was ingesting/sneak a toke and every time I passed, there was a small gathering or line to write down something kind and memorable.

As the evening wore on, the DJ (ugh, really?) played some tune that had everybody but my passed out on the table little sister dancing on the small dance floor. I used that diversion to take the pen to paper and in the very middle of the giant tablet write these words in my very best cursive.

What's a Dog Gick?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.

Sorry for the Hippling, but this is all kinds of awesome.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The other day I was in the shower, and I thought about what it'd be like to go to a kid's birthday party and give her birth control pills as a gift. I just thought that would be so funny, and I couldn't think of a good way to kind of make it an acceptable joke.

That's all I got.

 

[gamera]

Foster the People streaming live on the YouTube ACL fest channel. I understand they're popular.



Jeebus, I'm getting old.

 

[FatMax]

Popping my art pad cherry.

My link

 

[Ignoramus]

The other day I was in the shower, and I thought about what it'd be like to go to a kid's birthday party and give her birth control pills as a gift. I just thought that would be so funny, and I couldn't think of a good way to kind of make it an acceptable joke.That's all I got.

Cranking up the thermostat = funnyThis, not so much.

 

[dharmapunk]

Popping my art pad cherry.

My link

Q: what's the origin of the "two ounces" references?

 

[dharmapunk]

The other day I was in the shower, and I thought about what it'd be like to go to a kid's birthday party and give her birth control pills as a gift. I just thought that would be so funny, and I couldn't think of a good way to kind of make it an acceptable joke.That's all I got.

Cranking up the thermostat = funnyThis, not so much.

What if he said they were birth control pills, but they were actually just aspirin?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The other day I was in the shower, and I thought about what it'd be like to go to a kid's birthday party and give her birth control pills as a gift. I just thought that would be so funny, and I couldn't think of a good way to kind of make it an acceptable joke.

That's all I got.

Cranking up the thermostat = funnyThis, not so much.

What if he said they were birth control pills, but they were actually just aspirin?

Now imagine it's Viagra

 

[-fish-]

Popping my art pad cherry.

My link

Q: what's the origin of the "two ounces" references?

The claimed output of bodily fluids from a poster that has thankfully stopped posting here and :e:

 

[McJose]

Typical Bret

This breed of guys just have that sort of "look". Maybe it's just me but even through that picture I see a guy I'd like to have a beer or 10 with.RIP Bret. Sorry for you and yours, Tanner.

Just so I'm clear on this, we can't comment on the jorts?

Comment away. He was not a fashion type guy. "Dressing up" probably meant a Tommy Bahama type shirt and walking/golf shorts. He was the kind of guy that would give you the shirt off his back. The shirt probably wouldn't have sleeves, however.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The other day I was in the shower, and I thought about what it'd be like to go to a kid's birthday party and give her birth control pills as a gift. I just thought that would be so funny, and I couldn't think of a good way to kind of make it an acceptable joke.

That's all I got.

Cranking up the thermostat = funnyThis, not so much.

What if he said they were birth control pills, but they were actually just aspirin?

Now imagine it's Viagra

That's funny too. But again, I'm an idiot.Woz/Yandek>

F DELMON!!!!

 

[McJose]

Where in Southern Illinois, Tanner? :redneck:

Kankakee/St. Anne

 

[dharmapunk]

Popping my art pad cherry.

My link

Q: what's the origin of the "two ounces" references?

The claimed output of bodily fluids from a poster that has thankfully stopped posting here and :e:

I don't know whether to thank you for telling me or curse you for putting the image in my head of him measuring.

 

[McJose]

Holy crap. Gift basket just delivered to the house. Wow. Whoever was behind this...and I have my suspicion...I don't know what to say. Seriously thank you so much.



And

at the cat and dog stuff.

 

[YSR]

YSR> I know I'm probably fired for going 20-19 in two weeks of CFB picks, but can you still send me the games anyway? I'd like to continue picking for the heck of it. Thanks.-YIC, TRE

Sorry, I have been with my in-laws guntohead all day and haven't really even looked at these yet. Here they are, for all to see:

#21 Auburn (2-0) +3.5 CLEMSON (2-0) -3.5 #18 West Virginia (2-0) +0.0 MARYLAND (1-0) -0.0 Penn St. (1-1) -9.5 TEMPLE (2-0) +9.5 Pittsburgh (2-0) +3.5 IOWA (1-1) -3.5 Mississippi (1-1) +0.0 VANDERBILT (2-0) -0.0 Kansas (2-0) +14.5 GEORGIA TECH (2-0) -14.5 Colorado St. (2-0) +7.5 Colorado (0-2) -7.5 Tennessee (2-0) +8.5 #16 FLORIDA (2-0) -8.5 Washington (2-0) +17.5 #10 NEBRASKA (2-0) -17.5 #24 Texas (2-0) -3.5 UCLA (1-1) +3.5 Virginia (2-0) +10.5 NORTH CAROLINA (2-0) -10.5 #15 Michigan St. (2-0) +3.5 NOTRE DAME (0-2) -3.5 Navy (2-0) +17.5 #11 SOUTH CAROLINA (2-0) -17.5 #22 Arizona St. (2-0) -1.5 ILLINOIS (2-0) +1.5 #17 Ohio St. (2-0) -4.5 MIAMI FLA (0-1) +4.5 #1 Oklahoma (1-0) -2.5 #5 FLORIDA ST. (2-0) +2.5 Syracuse (2-0) +14.5 USC (2-0) -14.5 Utah (1-1) +5.5 BYU (1-1) -5.5 #8 Oklahoma St. (2-0) -14.5 TULSA (1-1) +14.5 #6 Stanford (2-0) -10.5 ARIZONA (1-1) +10.5 Tiebreaker Total - Oklahoma at Florida St. (54.5):

 

[McJose]

The basket.

Still shaking my head.

ETA: the dogs don't even know why they got a present but they don't care

 

[Mr.Pack]

Here's what I spent the last two years of my life building.

That's outstanding.

Lost my FF game tonight by 1.10 points. All I needed was McFadden to get a couple of garbage yards at the end of the game. Tom Brady bringing back from the brink went to waste.

I lost by .8 thanks to the last Jets FG.

The next step is to start peppering game threads with these, right?

Yes.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

YSR> I know I'm probably fired for going 20-19 in two weeks of CFB picks, but can you still send me the games anyway? I'd like to continue picking for the heck of it. Thanks.

-YIC, TRE

Sorry, I have been with my in-laws guntohead all day and haven't really even looked at these yet. Here they are, for all to see:

#21 Auburn (2-0) +3.5 CLEMSON (2-0) -3.5

#18 West Virginia (2-0) +0.0 MARYLAND (1-0) -0.0

Penn St. (1-1) -9.5 TEMPLE (2-0) +9.5

Pittsburgh (2-0) +3.5 IOWA (1-1) -3.5

Mississippi (1-1) +0.0 VANDERBILT (2-0) -0.0

Kansas (2-0) +14.5 GEORGIA TECH (2-0) -14.5

Colorado St. (2-0) +7.5 Colorado (0-2) -7.5

Tennessee (2-0) +8.5 #16 FLORIDA (2-0) -8.5

Washington (2-0) +17.5 #10 NEBRASKA (2-0) -17.5



#24 Texas (2-0) -3.5 UCLA (1-1) +3.5

Virginia (2-0) +10.5 NORTH CAROLINA (2-0) -10.5

#15 Michigan St. (2-0) +3.5 NOTRE DAME (0-2) -3.5

Navy (2-0) +17.5 #11 SOUTH CAROLINA (2-0) -17.5

#22 Arizona St. (2-0) -1.5 ILLINOIS (2-0) +1.5

#17 Ohio St. (2-0) -4.5 MIAMI FLA (0-1) +4.5

#1 Oklahoma (1-0) -2.5 #5 FLORIDA ST. (2-0) +2.5

Syracuse (2-0) +14.5 USC (2-0) -14.5

Utah (1-1) +5.5 BYU (1-1) -5.5

#8 Oklahoma St. (2-0) -14.5 TULSA (1-1) +14.5

#6 Stanford (2-0) -10.5 ARIZONA (1-1) +10.5

Tiebreaker Total - Oklahoma at Florida St. (54.5):60

Quick and dirty.

 

[-fish-]

90

 

[Mr.Pack]

I like Batman.

Which one? There's been like 8 of them.

The last two ones with Christian Bale. I think Nolan's a great director. We watched the latest X-Men this weekend and it was OK, but nothing great. Most of them seem pretty bad though.

Um hello???Adam West down?Best EVAH

 

[Osaurus]

lol.....Toledo

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I like Vandy over Ole Miss. Their defense is stout.

 

[Tiger Fan]

stoked for saints opener.

 

[YSR]

Holy crap. Gift basket just delivered to the house. Wow. Whoever was behind this...and I have my suspicion...I don't know what to say. Seriously thank you so much. And at the cat and dog stuff.

Wow. That's really, really nice. This place is awesome. Whoever did this: good stuff.

 

[Frostillicus]

Tanner - PM me your address. I'll send you a box of stuff too.

 

[Oh Yes!]

The basket.

Still shaking my head.

ETA: the dogs don't even know why they got a present but they don't care

you got that rug at target didnt you? i got that same rug. at target.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Toledo beating Boise would be an awesome start to this weekend

 

[Oh Yes!]

Tanner - PM me your address. I'll send you a box of stuff too.

pm me your phone number. im gonna blow your brain.

 

[Frostillicus]

Tanner - PM me your address. I'll send you a box of stuff too.

pm me your phone number. im gonna blow your brain.

Text, right? You're not actually going to call me or anything? Promise?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner - PM me your address. I'll send you a box of stuff too.

pm me your phone number. im gonna blow your brain.

Text, right? You're not actually going to call me or anything? Promise?

*Dialing*

 

[Oh Yes!]

Tanner - PM me your address. I'll send you a box of stuff too.

pm me your phone number. im gonna blow your brain.

Text, right? You're not actually going to call me or anything? Promise?

can i half promise?

 

[Oh Yes!]

heres my skull i painted.

pretty cool i think

 

[heckmanm]

heres my skull i painted.

pretty cool i think

Cool, but I don't believe that's YOUR skull.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I say paint the horns black. Do it now.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I say paint the horns black. Do it now.

Barbershop stripes?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I say paint the horns black. Do it now.

Barbershop stripes?

 

[YSR]

Anyone need me to punch FDAS in the kidney or anything tomorrow? I think we're having a beer at the Auburn/CU tailgate.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Anyone need me to punch FDAS in the kidney or anything tomorrow? I think we're having a beer at the Auburn/CU tailgate.

Maybe a ####-punch on general principle?