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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Footballguy
Karate chop him in his C-section scar.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
NECKPUNCH!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Punch him in the ear. I guess that kinda hurts.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
PSA>Louis C.K. starting on Comedy Central right now
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Footballguy
jplvr
Footballguy
I always aim the shower head towards the toilet.'Good said:I'm a big fan of cranking up the thermostat, which is incredibly childish and not at all clever or funny.'General Malaise said:'Oh Yes! said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Oh...I, um...Oh.That was on too?
jplvr
Footballguy
My dad used to coach high school football, so he gets into games for free and goes to at least one every Friday night. This week my old HS was on his list, so I went with him. "We" got blown out by a much smaller team, but what surprised me happened at halftime. Sure, there's always a fat chick waving a flag in the band, but watching her try to twirl and catch a make believe fire arm checking in around 230 was one thing, but having her stand next to the 6' tall, 90 pound bean pole made it all the more awkward. I tried to get a video, but my dad thought it was weird. It was like watching Olive Oil dance with Bluto in a wig. Sadly, my old high school was the one putting on this display, not the other school.
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Footballguy
This is accurate of late. Overall, Hood's body of work is pretty impressive.
YSR
Footballguy
How's NTJr#2?
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gamera
Footballguy
This would be soooo much more watchable than the Auburn-Clemson game.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I never understood the love.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Yeah, it's pretty messed up and doesn't hold up well.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
yeah, really seems like a cliche movie by a ####ed up writer.Conspiracy Theory - checkCrazy War Flashbacks - checkOne guy standing up for the "right thing" - checkEveryone else out to get him - checkNever been so let down by a movie that was supposed to be so good
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I bought it from a $3.99 bin a while back because I thought it was good 20 years ago when I was 12. Haven't watched it since.Guess I'll try to sell it or give it to someone else
ETA Although back then, I was slightly turned on by the grinding on the tail scene 
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Footballguy
He's a crier. We've determined that much.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Delmon = 
Guster
Footballguy
Just catching up. Was in Atlanta on Wed and Thurs, back in Cincy now. Too bad it wasn't next week! Would have loved to hear all about your trip in person. Hope Benelux is treating you wellWhen are you going, GB? We'll be there just for one evening next Wednesday. Right now in Luxembourg, heading to Brussels on Friday.i'll be with a female coworker... i'll throw it out there to see if she's interested, but this i'm assuming that it's unlikely.Any other suggestions?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
All the stuff that attracted you to this movie is found in Donnie Darko, only without the suck.I bought it from a $3.99 bin a while back because I thought it was good 20 years ago when I was 12. Haven't watched it since.Guess I'll try to sell it or give it to someone else
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
She single? Can I send a friend request? Would she like to go to Bingo with me and YSR?My 56 year old aunt posted this pic on facebook with the caption "<friend> and I want to know if you know what this is"
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
My hometown of ~6000 had at least a dozen bars and only two grocery stores.JbizzleMan
Footballguy
What is it?My 56 year old aunt posted this pic on facebook with the caption "<friend> and I want to know if you know what this is"
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Wow. That's really, really nice. This place is awesome. Whoever did this: good stuff.Holy crap. Gift basket just delivered to the house. Wow. Whoever was behind this...and I have my suspicion...I don't know what to say. Seriously thank you so much.And
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
pretty fn coolWow. That's really, really nice. This place is awesome. Whoever did this: good stuff.Holy crap. Gift basket just delivered to the house. Wow. Whoever was behind this...and I have my suspicion...I don't know what to say. Seriously thank you so much.
And
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
good postDelmon =
krista4
Footballguy
I suspect it was you, GB.Wow. That's really, really nice. This place is awesome. Whoever did this: good stuff.Holy crap. Gift basket just delivered to the house. Wow. Whoever was behind this...and I have my suspicion...I don't know what to say. Seriously thank you so much.
gamera
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Our soccer game was tied 2-2 at the half as the rain and cold got heavier and colder. Our goalie made some nice saves and both goals they scored were off mistakes made by defense. Our guys worked like dogs to score, with our second youngest player scoring on a nice shot (he's 7, we play U9) and our star center Eric adding another. I told Eric in practice that if he scored 2 goals in this game, I'd coach next week in a lady's hat...4 and I go in a dress.
Silver lining is he didn't score again. Poop colored lining is that we gave up FIVE goals in the second half without notching one of our own. Our guys just stopped trying at times and they were freezing. Other team must have had heaters because they were the soccer equivalent of the Oregon Ducks in the second half.
Nice segue...Oregon is down 7-0 to something that used to be named Southwest Missouri State, but now just goes by MizzouuStaaaa and I'm sure is a university stained with our GB STLB's DNA in some dorm on campus. Ducks just scored to tie it up, but the rest of the Pac-12 still looks pretty awful.
Looks like I'll lose some money today for sure...unless, of course, my mighty Wasington State Cougars buck the crappy Pac-12 trend and lay an osssss whopping on San Diego State. For all of you on the Buffalo Bills, I'd jump off now. I'm starting to cool off and I'm liable to spread colds everywhere I go. Sell Uranium...load up on the Cowboys...bet the Aztecs...drive slow and drink tea....eat pancakes and go see Tronsformerkong Man XD....give church another shot, Timoschochet too...work on your cursive and eat your mother's potato salad.
Silver lining is he didn't score again. Poop colored lining is that we gave up FIVE goals in the second half without notching one of our own. Our guys just stopped trying at times and they were freezing. Other team must have had heaters because they were the soccer equivalent of the Oregon Ducks in the second half.
Nice segue...Oregon is down 7-0 to something that used to be named Southwest Missouri State, but now just goes by MizzouuStaaaa and I'm sure is a university stained with our GB STLB's DNA in some dorm on campus. Ducks just scored to tie it up, but the rest of the Pac-12 still looks pretty awful.
Looks like I'll lose some money today for sure...unless, of course, my mighty Wasington State Cougars buck the crappy Pac-12 trend and lay an osssss whopping on San Diego State. For all of you on the Buffalo Bills, I'd jump off now. I'm starting to cool off and I'm liable to spread colds everywhere I go. Sell Uranium...load up on the Cowboys...bet the Aztecs...drive slow and drink tea....eat pancakes and go see Tronsformerkong Man XD....give church another shot, Timoschochet too...work on your cursive and eat your mother's potato salad.
I still Billieve
General Malaise
Footballguy
I did that. A few months later, I bumped into her in a crowded bar with my new GF. She proceeded to shout to my GF and everybody in the packed bar that I gave her Syphillis.
I just looked at my GF, shrugged and said "I've never had syphillis that I know of".
General Malaise
Footballguy
$5 if you put it on the hood of your car?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jesus...
Thorn
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
If third tier FBGers are allowed, I'm in!
I can't imagine there are many places with more grocery stores than bars.is this unusual? We must have like 50 bars and maybe 5 grocery stores.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Utah, FTW!I can't imagine there are many places with more grocery stores than bars.
McJose
Footballguy
I suspect it was you, GB.Wow. That's really, really nice. This place is awesome. Whoever did this: good stuff.Holy crap. Gift basket just delivered to the house. Wow. Whoever was behind this...and I have my suspicion...I don't know what to say. Seriously thank you so much.
The delivery girl told my wife it was from "a very generous gentleman". I think the 'gentleman' part was in there just to throw me off. It was interesting trying to explain to my extended family where/who the basket came from. But once everybody kind of grasped the concept they were blown away. My older brother said "Damn, I've worked for the same company for almost 20 years (same company Bret worked for) and I don't think I'll even have a card on my desk come Monday." X infinity
McJose
Footballguy
I'd make Eric wear the dress. Some kids respond to the carrot...some kids respond to the stick. I'm just saying.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Was clicking on the link too much trouble for you guys?I can't imagine there are many places with more grocery stores than bars.
yesWas clicking on the link too much trouble for you guys?I can't imagine there are many places with more grocery stores than bars.
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