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I feel like crap and my humor and/or writing skills are at a very low ebb.I figure an entertaining update later is better than a substandard one right now.
:goodposting:BTW, anyone who causes technical difficulties for this thread will experience severe technical difficulties elsewhere in FBGland. Zmanzzz's 274-year banning will look like a night in a rural Danish jail in comparison.
 
I feel like crap and my humor and/or writing skills are at a very low ebb.I figure an entertaining update later is better than a substandard one right now.
:kicksrock:BTW, anyone who causes technical difficulties for this thread will experience severe technical difficulties elsewhere in FBGland. Zmanzzz's 274-year banning will look like a night in a rural Danish jail in comparison.
I said I was sorry.
 
I think I am going to start posting my movie reviews in this thread. Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.

 
I think I am going to start posting my movie reviews in this thread. Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.
ChloeI rented this yesterday and was really disappointed. Story was straight form a 1980s Cosmo mag. I am certain I would have ended it early were it not for the repeated screen time of Julianne Moore's irridescent, yet translucent , bright pink nipples. As erect as a hardened master sargeant and thick as the forearm of a baby kangaroo, I was repeatedly dazzled in their presence.

5/5 stars for about 5 minutes of niptime, 0/5 stars for the rest of the movie

 
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I feel like crap and my humor and/or writing skills are at a very low ebb.I figure an entertaining update later is better than a substandard one right now.
:shrug:BTW, anyone who causes technical difficulties for this thread will experience severe technical difficulties elsewhere in FBGland. Zmanzzz's 274-year banning will look like a night in a rural Danish jail in comparison.
I said I was sorry.
Does linking directly to Mel Gibson quotes fly here?
 
Windy City Heat

I watched this because I think dollar for dollar Bob Goldthwaite is possibly making the best films in the industry right now. "Sleeping Dogs Lie" was brilliant and "World's Greatest Dad" was very thoughtful and provocative. Bobcat makes you think about important things, no matter how uncomfortable. That he sometimes enhances the discomfort to a level that many viewer find the film unwatchable is his flaw as well as his genius.

I do not know if I have ever had a film make me more uncomfortable than than Windy City Heat. Its basically a 90 minute practical joke, where everyone in the film, except for the lead (Caravello) is in on the joke. The things he is put though made me shudder and its cruelty almost made it unwatchable, even for me. What finally saved it, is that I imagined his friend/antagonist (Don Barris) and Melvin Scupper and Caravello as LHUCKS. That really made it work for me and I was able to watch it through to the end.

Other things that I found surprising was Jimmy Kimmel co-wrote it and Dane Cook is actually funny in his limited role.

3.2/5 stars

 
I think I am going to start posting my movie reviews in this thread. Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.
ChloeI rented this yesterday and was really disappointed. Story was straight form a 1980s Cosmo mag. I am certain I would have ended it early were it not for the repeated screen time of Julianne Moore's irridescent, yet translucent , bright pink nipples. As erect as a hardened master sargeant and thick as the forearm of a baby kangaroo, I was repeatedly dazzled in their presence.

5/5 stars for about 5 minutes of niptime, 0/5 stars for the rest of the movie
Teh Google backs this review up. This review only get 3/5 stars from me though since you seemingly forgot the lesbian action.
 
I think I am going to start posting my movie reviews in this thread. Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.
ChloeI rented this yesterday and was really disappointed. Story was straight form a 1980s Cosmo mag. I am certain I would have ended it early were it not for the repeated screen time of Julianne Moore's irridescent, yet translucent , bright pink nipples. As erect as a hardened master sargeant and thick as the forearm of a baby kangaroo, I was repeatedly dazzled in their presence.

5/5 stars for about 5 minutes of niptime, 0/5 stars for the rest of the movie
can you tell me the minute mark where this occurs? I love me some Julianne Moore, but don't want to waste my time on this movie.
 
I think I am going to start posting my movie reviews in this thread. Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.
ChloeI rented this yesterday and was really disappointed. Story was straight form a 1980s Cosmo mag. I am certain I would have ended it early were it not for the repeated screen time of Julianne Moore's irridescent, yet translucent , bright pink nipples. As erect as a hardened master sargeant and thick as the forearm of a baby kangaroo, I was repeatedly dazzled in their presence.

5/5 stars for about 5 minutes of niptime, 0/5 stars for the rest of the movie
can you tell me the minute mark where this occurs? I love me some Julianne Moore, but don't want to waste my time on this movie.
Sorry, no. But if you run it at 10x fast forward and stop whenever you think you see pink neon, you should be good to go.
 
I think I am going to start posting my movie reviews in this thread. Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.
ChloeI rented this yesterday and was really disappointed. Story was straight form a 1980s Cosmo mag. I am certain I would have ended it early were it not for the repeated screen time of Julianne Moore's irridescent, yet translucent , bright pink nipples. As erect as a hardened master sargeant and thick as the forearm of a baby kangaroo, I was repeatedly dazzled in their presence.

5/5 stars for about 5 minutes of niptime, 0/5 stars for the rest of the movie
can you tell me the minute mark where this occurs? I love me some Julianne Moore, but don't want to waste my time on this movie.
Sorry, no. But if you run it at 10x fast forward and stop whenever you think you see pink neon, you should be good to go.
if you would include critical information like this in your reviews, maybe people wouldn't put you on ignore.
 
I think I am going to start posting my movie reviews in this thread. Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.
ChloeI rented this yesterday and was really disappointed. Story was straight form a 1980s Cosmo mag. I am certain I would have ended it early were it not for the repeated screen time of Julianne Moore's irridescent, yet translucent , bright pink nipples. As erect as a hardened master sargeant and thick as the forearm of a baby kangaroo, I was repeatedly dazzled in their presence.

5/5 stars for about 5 minutes of niptime, 0/5 stars for the rest of the movie
can you tell me the minute mark where this occurs? I love me some Julianne Moore, but don't want to waste my time on this movie.
Sorry, no. But if you run it at 10x fast forward and stop whenever you think you see pink neon, you should be good to go.
if you would include critical information like this in your reviews, maybe people wouldn't put you on ignore.
No doubt. I had no idea how thick a baby kangaroo's forearm was.
 
I think I am going to start posting my movie reviews in this thread. Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.
ChloeI rented this yesterday and was really disappointed. Story was straight form a 1980s Cosmo mag. I am certain I would have ended it early were it not for the repeated screen time of Julianne Moore's irridescent, yet translucent , bright pink nipples. As erect as a hardened master sargeant and thick as the forearm of a baby kangaroo, I was repeatedly dazzled in their presence.

5/5 stars for about 5 minutes of niptime, 0/5 stars for the rest of the movie
can you tell me the minute mark where this occurs? I love me some Julianne Moore, but don't want to waste my time on this movie.
Sorry, no. But if you run it at 10x fast forward and stop whenever you think you see pink neon, you should be good to go.
if you would include critical information like this in your reviews, maybe people wouldn't put you on ignore.
If I can just enable one more person to enjoy JM's nipples because of my postings, I shall consider my life's work a success.

 
Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.
Why's that?
Not sure, but I think my penchant for independent and foreign films coupled with my willingness to disagree with jdoggy has put me out of favor.Edit to add: Or maybe I'm just a ####.
Maybe you're just paranoid? :rolleyes:Haven't noticed any reason to think you're on ignore. May change if you keep posting movie reviews in this thread though. :lmao:
 
Everyone in the Recently Viewed Movie thread has me on ignore.
Why's that?
Not sure, but I think my penchant for independent and foreign films coupled with my willingness to disagree with jdoggy has put me out of favor.Edit to add: Or maybe I'm just a ####.
nah, pretty much 99% of that thread is a nightmare. I quit that thread awhile ago and don't miss it a bit. I will not single out any poster(s) in particular that led to that thread sucking, but you're not missing much if everyone in there has you on ignore.
 
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How's the annual cos/GM beisbol squad doing?
Team GM/cos (cake Leeg) - 5th (80 points)Team GM (Ace League) - 10th (tied at 67 points)

Team cos (Ace League) - 1st (102.5 points)

draw your own conclusions
Yes, our rise from last to 5th was your doing. :lol:
How many Astros/mariners on the roster? O/u set at 7
You'll be surprised at the answer...The only Astro we had was Bud Norris, who Cos HAD TO HAVE.... :rolleyes:

 
How's the annual cos/GM beisbol squad doing?
Team GM/cos (cake Leeg) - 5th (80 points)Team GM (Ace League) - 10th (tied at 67 points)

Team cos (Ace League) - 1st (102.5 points)

draw your own conclusions
Yes, our rise from last to 5th was your doing. :rolleyes:
How many Astros/mariners on the roster? O/u set at 7
You'll be surprised at the answer...The only Astro we had was Bud Norris, who Cos HAD TO HAVE.... :rolleyes:
Only 1 Astro? I guess that explains why you guys are in 5th
 
How's the annual cos/GM beisbol squad doing?
Team GM/cos (cake Leeg) - 5th (80 points)Team GM (Ace League) - 10th (tied at 67 points)

Team cos (Ace League) - 1st (102.5 points)

draw your own conclusions
Yes, our rise from last to 5th was your doing. :rolleyes:
How many Astros/mariners on the roster? O/u set at 7
You'll be surprised at the answer...The only Astro we had was Bud Norris, who Cos HAD TO HAVE.... :rolleyes:
Yes, I took him with the 388th pick in the 28th round as payback after you snagged Ray Durham in R27

 

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