Celph Titled
Footballguy
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BTW, anyone who causes technical difficulties for this thread will experience severe technical difficulties elsewhere in FBGland. Zmanzzz's 274-year banning will look like a night in a rural Danish jail in comparison.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I said I was sorry.BTW, anyone who causes technical difficulties for this thread will experience severe technical difficulties elsewhere in FBGland. Zmanzzz's 274-year banning will look like a night in a rural Danish jail in comparison.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Why does everybody have a Miami Heat logo?
DaVinci
FairTaxguy
I assume they all lost a bet.
Radical Larry
Footballguy
Rony Seikaly died.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
A better question might be, why don't you?
T-shirt Ninja
Footballguy
Rumors of the Heat signing Zach Randolph.
General Malaise
Footballguy
It's not just that thread, GB.....
cosjobs
Footballguy
ChloeI rented this yesterday and was really disappointed. Story was straight form a 1980s Cosmo mag. I am certain I would have ended it early were it not for the repeated screen time of Julianne Moore's irridescent, yet translucent , bright pink nipples. As erect as a hardened master sargeant and thick as the forearm of a baby kangaroo, I was repeatedly dazzled in their presence.
5/5 stars for about 5 minutes of niptime, 0/5 stars for the rest of the movie
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Celph Titled
Footballguy
We're all Miami Heat fans now.
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Does linking directly to Mel Gibson quotes fly here?I said I was sorry.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Windy City Heat
I watched this because I think dollar for dollar Bob Goldthwaite is possibly making the best films in the industry right now. "Sleeping Dogs Lie" was brilliant and "World's Greatest Dad" was very thoughtful and provocative. Bobcat makes you think about important things, no matter how uncomfortable. That he sometimes enhances the discomfort to a level that many viewer find the film unwatchable is his flaw as well as his genius.
I do not know if I have ever had a film make me more uncomfortable than than Windy City Heat. Its basically a 90 minute practical joke, where everyone in the film, except for the lead (Caravello) is in on the joke. The things he is put though made me shudder and its cruelty almost made it unwatchable, even for me. What finally saved it, is that I imagined his friend/antagonist (Don Barris) and Melvin Scupper and Caravello as LHUCKS. That really made it work for me and I was able to watch it through to the end.
Other things that I found surprising was Jimmy Kimmel co-wrote it and Dane Cook is actually funny in his limited role.
3.2/5 stars
I watched this because I think dollar for dollar Bob Goldthwaite is possibly making the best films in the industry right now. "Sleeping Dogs Lie" was brilliant and "World's Greatest Dad" was very thoughtful and provocative. Bobcat makes you think about important things, no matter how uncomfortable. That he sometimes enhances the discomfort to a level that many viewer find the film unwatchable is his flaw as well as his genius.
I do not know if I have ever had a film make me more uncomfortable than than Windy City Heat. Its basically a 90 minute practical joke, where everyone in the film, except for the lead (Caravello) is in on the joke. The things he is put though made me shudder and its cruelty almost made it unwatchable, even for me. What finally saved it, is that I imagined his friend/antagonist (Don Barris) and Melvin Scupper and Caravello as LHUCKS. That really made it work for me and I was able to watch it through to the end.
Other things that I found surprising was Jimmy Kimmel co-wrote it and Dane Cook is actually funny in his limited role.
3.2/5 stars
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Teh Google backs this review up. This review only get 3/5 stars from me though since you seemingly forgot the lesbian action.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Why's that?
the rover
Footballguy
can you tell me the minute mark where this occurs? I love me some Julianne Moore, but don't want to waste my time on this movie.
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
Darius Miles is taking his talents (and his strip club $$$) to South Beach.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Sorry, no. But if you run it at 10x fast forward and stop whenever you think you see pink neon, you should be good to go.
the rover
Footballguy
if you would include critical information like this in your reviews, maybe people wouldn't put you on ignore.
Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
FREE BIRD!
Seeing Skynyrd tonight.
Seeing Skynyrd tonight.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Team GM/cos (cake Leeg) - 5th (80 points) Team GM (Ace League) - 10th (tied at 67 points)Team cos (Ace League) - 1st (102.5 points)draw your own conclusions
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
No doubt. I had no idea how thick a baby kangaroo's forearm was.
General Malaise
Footballguy
5th place with Carlos Beltran coming back!
cosjobs
Footballguy
If I can just enable one more person to enjoy JM's nipples because of my postings, I shall consider my life's work a success.
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
You're contributing about 5 fewer points than you should be in cake Leeg?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Not sure, but I think my penchant for independent and foreign films coupled with my willingness to disagree with jdoggy has put me out of favor.Edit to add: Or maybe I'm just a ####.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Maybe you're just paranoid?
Haven't noticed any reason to think you're on ignore. May change if you keep posting movie reviews in this thread though. nah, pretty much 99% of that thread is a nightmare. I quit that thread awhile ago and don't miss it a bit. I will not single out any poster(s) in particular that led to that thread sucking, but you're not missing much if everyone in there has you on ignore.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Yes, our rise from last to 5th was your doing.
Radical Larry
Footballguy
Sideshow Bob
Footballguy
Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
Why's everyone quoting cosjobs?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
EYLive
Footballguy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
[Marv Albert]Yes![/Marv Albert]
T-shirt Ninja
Footballguy
pretty sure that's the end of the internet.
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
How many Astros/mariners on the roster? O/u set at 7Yes, our rise from last to 5th was your doing.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You'll be surprised at the answer...The only Astro we had was Bud Norris, who Cos HAD TO HAVE....How many Astros/mariners on the roster? O/u set at 7Yes, our rise from last to 5th was your doing.
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
Only 1 Astro? I guess that explains why you guys are in 5thYou'll be surprised at the answer...The only Astro we had was Bud Norris, who Cos HAD TO HAVE....How many Astros/mariners on the roster? O/u set at 7Yes, our rise from last to 5th was your doing.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Yes, I took him with the 388th pick in the 28th round as payback after you snagged Ray Durham in R27You'll be surprised at the answer...The only Astro we had was Bud Norris, who Cos HAD TO HAVE....How many Astros/mariners on the roster? O/u set at 7Yes, our rise from last to 5th was your doing.
Radical Larry
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Celph Titled
Footballguy
Can we get the rest of the roster here?
how are things at the beer board these days?
bakes
I am the Beer God!
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
sparkling....drop by please.
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