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It's like an algebra quiz figuring out who the actual top posters in this thread are. St. Louis Bob 331 General Malaise 270 Radical Larry 189 + McJose 8 krista4 182 Homer J Simpson 144 + Josie Maran 21 Celph Titled 114 +Chiwawa 6 Shooter McGavin 19 + Ferris Bueller Fan 15 + FatMax 14 + fatguyinalittlecoat 11 + Ray Stevens 1 Sideshow Bob 89 + Bob Sacamano 65 + WetDream 3 + Navin R Johnson 2 Hell, even Joe T 4 + MacArtist 1
Yeah, you'd think so, wouldn't you?Meanwhile McJose, Samuel Bronkowitz, Celph Titled, and yours truly would like to introduce ourselves.
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Isn't that what they say is the big draw for WW?
Regrettably, not even close. It was about a condition called Persistent Sexual Arousal Disorder. It is a real monkey wrench in the lives of its victims, all of whom are female. Of course. If they were male, it would be That Dead Guy There in the Corner Syndrome.If KY isn't sponsoring that show, their marketing director needs to be fired.There's a show coming on Discovery Health right now called 100 Orgasms A Day.
Oh, that's embarrassing.When I'm not drunk, I think I figured how to post a GD picture. It won't be worth the wait.ETA: Oh ####, +2 = 184
I read KY as meaning Kentucky, and spent well more time than I should have trying to figure that out.If KY isn't sponsoring that show, their marketing director needs to be fired.There's a show coming on Discovery Health right now called 100 Orgasms A Day.
Not enough siblings for 100 orgasms?I read KY as meaning Kentucky, and spent well more time than I should have trying to figure that out.If KY isn't sponsoring that show, their marketing director needs to be fired.There's a show coming on Discovery Health right now called 100 Orgasms A Day.
Jesus..Since my B-12 is low, I take an Ambien every night (B-12 regulates melatonin). Anyway, I remember getting up around 12:30ish/1:00ish to go tinkle and while tinkling I got a case of the hiccups. I vaguely remember going back to bed yet my hiccups persisted so I decided to get up as I did not want to disturb DaVinci. While up, I guess I decided to cook and clean - I made cinnamon rolls and the cream cheese frosting, sloppy joes, enchiladas, spanish rice and mild summer sausage with diced up summer vegetable (tomatoes, zucchini, yellow squash and onions) with pasta. Then I kind of remember I cleaned the kitchen, the kitchen floor, ran the dishwasher and decided to wash all the kitchen rugs (by the sink and the garage door). Weird night...
Jesus..Since my B-12 is low, I take an Ambien every night (B-12 regulates melatonin). Anyway, I remember getting up around 12:30ish/1:00ish to go tinkle and while tinkling I got a case of the hiccups. I vaguely remember going back to bed yet my hiccups persisted so I decided to get up as I did not want to disturb DaVinci. While up, I guess I decided to cook and clean - I made cinnamon rolls and the cream cheese frosting, sloppy joes, enchiladas, spanish rice and mild summer sausage with diced up summer vegetable (tomatoes, zucchini, yellow squash and onions) with pasta. Then I kind of remember I cleaned the kitchen, the kitchen floor, ran the dishwasher and decided to wash all the kitchen rugs (by the sink and the garage door). Weird night...
That's incredible.
Mrs D: I've got a bottle full of ambien and my house is a pigsty. Holla.Since my B-12 is low, I take an Ambien every night (B-12 regulates melatonin). Anyway, I remember getting up around 12:30ish/1:00ish to go tinkle and while tinkling I got a case of the hiccups. I vaguely remember going back to bed yet my hiccups persisted so I decided to get up as I did not want to disturb DaVinci. While up, I guess I decided to cook and clean - I made cinnamon rolls and the cream cheese frosting, sloppy joes, enchiladas, spanish rice and mild summer sausage with diced up summer vegetable (tomatoes, zucchini, yellow squash and onions) with pasta. Then I kind of remember I cleaned the kitchen, the kitchen floor, ran the dishwasher and decided to wash all the kitchen rugs (by the sink and the garage door). Weird night...
Remind me to get some Ambien for Mrs. TFSince my B-12 is low, I take an Ambien every night (B-12 regulates melatonin). Anyway, I remember getting up around 12:30ish/1:00ish to go tinkle and while tinkling I got a case of the hiccups. I vaguely remember going back to bed yet my hiccups persisted so I decided to get up as I did not want to disturb DaVinci. While up, I guess I decided to cook and clean - I made cinnamon rolls and the cream cheese frosting, sloppy joes, enchiladas, spanish rice and mild summer sausage with diced up summer vegetable (tomatoes, zucchini, yellow squash and onions) with pasta. Then I kind of remember I cleaned the kitchen, the kitchen floor, ran the dishwasher and decided to wash all the kitchen rugs (by the sink and the garage door). Weird night...
Last time I looked the bars were still open...and yes, it does suck, but I don't know if it's because of lack of things to do
Maybe thats why he's saltyAs the other gents said, just leave. But put a 12 pack in the fridge before you go.
I knew you wouldn't understand!:slamsdoor:
Everytime I see that, I always wish someone would call Brett's bluff and not seperate him from the Ump. Would he have laid a beating on the Ump, or, like my dog did when she finally cornered a squirrel, not know what to do?
Watching this game too115 degrees on the fieldPaul O'Neill & friends get milkshakes on demand in the air conditioned boothI just discovered this week that I'm getting the one hi def MLB Extra Innings channel, for free. None of the others, just this one, but that's pretty awesome. Wish I had figured this out 3 months ago, there would have been a lot less Jim Riggleman in my life.Nice day of beer, baseball, AC and peace & quiet today. #### leaving the house.
Well, I'm comparing it to New Orleans, where there's always a ton of stuff going on. can't go to the bars b/c the wife can't drink right now (prepping for IVF). What do you suggest we do, S? Astros game tomorrow looks promising.....not sure what to hit up today though (afternoon and evening)Last time I looked the bars were still open...and yes, it does suck, but I don't know if it's because of lack of things to do
This happens at a bar, right?
Well, personally I wouldn't go to the Astros game, but I don't do baseball... anyway, depends on your interests...Plenty of really good restaurants, of all kinds. With IVF prep I assume you have to go easy on the drinks too, but nothing wrong with a couple of glasses of wine, right?Anyway, Rice Village should cater to most tastes, or west side of town.What's your poison? Turkish, German, Mediterranean, Mexican, Swedish, Japanese?Movie Theatre/Steak house out west, could work I guess... couple of good go-cart tracks out north west, pool halls... coffee houses, cigarr shops/bars.My wife likes "The Chocolate Bar". There's one in Rice Village, and one on Montrose I believe...Well, I'm comparing it to New Orleans, where there's always a ton of stuff going on. can't go to the bars b/c the wife can't drink right now (prepping for IVF). What do you suggest we do, S? Astros game tomorrow looks promising.....not sure what to hit up today though (afternoon and evening)Last time I looked the bars were still open...and yes, it does suck, but I don't know if it's because of lack of things to do
This directed towards me or char?
I took it as being toward me.
Why would you think it was directed towards you? Do you think you have a problem having fun without drinking?
It was probably something you did. Get out of his hair until dinner.or
