GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[Tremendous Upside]

Remember that time we were at the beach and Hoss wanted to kill JoeT because JoeT told the girl that Hoss liked that we were all here for Hoss's bachelor party and at the same time Gator was puking over the rail onto the bar below while Red tried feverishly to get me to go chat up some latina's so that they would dance with him because "I spoke their language."

Dream or real life?

Dream within a dream?

 

[Funkley]

Remember that time we were at the beach and Hoss wanted to kill JoeT because JoeT told the girl that Hoss liked that we were all here for Hoss's bachelor party and at the same time Gator was puking over the rail onto the bar below while Red tried feverishly to get me to go chat up some latina's so that they would dance with him because "I spoke their language."

Dream or real life?

Chapter 1 as told in the Book of :11:.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Remember that time we were at the beach and Hoss wanted to kill JoeT because JoeT told the girl that Hoss liked that we were all here for Hoss's bachelor party and at the same time Gator was puking over the rail onto the bar below while Red tried feverishly to get me to go chat up some latina's so that they would dance with him because "I spoke their language."

Dream or real life?

You tell us.LOL @ the cockblocker.

 

[charvik]

Remember that time we were at the beach and Hoss wanted to kill JoeT because JoeT told the girl that Hoss liked that we were all here for Hoss's bachelor party and at the same time Gator was puking over the rail onto the bar below while Red tried feverishly to get me to go chat up some latina's so that they would dance with him because "I spoke their language."

Dream or real life?

Sounds real to me.red_bot: when.are.you.going.to.be.in.Philly? -- Oh.sorry.busy.that.day.

 

[mr. furley]

Season's not over.

so you think he'll start hitting negative home runs now?

We'll have to wait and see.

:laughsaloud:

 

[SuperJohn96]

You're fast with the quote function. I deleted that post because I thought it may sound self serving when it was really quite the opposite.

I'm going to have the party at the casino.

sorry about that SLB. My StLouisBob rss feed sends selfserving posts with high importance. !

Mrs. SLB last night says, "I'm not sure the casino is a good place. You know how your mom is, she'll want to go gambling." I replied, "she'll be fine. It isn't like she is going to leave the party to gamble. We'll get them a room, she'll bang the hell out of Dad after the party and then she'll go gambling after he passes out."

There isn't a big enough after I said that.

Mom ?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Remember that time we were at the beach and Hoss wanted to kill JoeT because JoeT told the girl that Hoss liked that we were all here for Hoss's bachelor party and at the same time Gator was puking over the rail onto the bar below while Red tried feverishly to get me to go chat up some latina's so that they would dance with him because "I spoke their language."

Dream or real life?

GDB Hurricane Katrina

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You're fast with the quote function. I deleted that post because I thought it may sound self serving when it was really quite the opposite.

I'm going to have the party at the casino.

sorry about that SLB. My StLouisBob rss feed sends selfserving posts with high importance. !

Mrs. SLB last night says, "I'm not sure the casino is a good place. You know how your mom is, she'll want to go gambling." I replied, "she'll be fine. It isn't like she is going to leave the party to gamble. We'll get them a room, she'll bang the hell out of Dad after the party and then she'll go gambling after he passes out."

There isn't a big enough :( after I said that.

Mom ?

Hey, that's my Mom. Of course she is pretty loose, which is probably where I got it from and how she got knocked up at 18.Are you reading this mummy? You naughty girl! Don't come home if you know what's good for you!

 

[Aunt Beru]

You Really Got meWaterloo SunsetSubstituteShe's Come UndoneDestroyer

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

How can you write a decent love letter in 300 characters? You suck PayPal.

Hey GB, We wanted to send you a care package for your tough time right now. We started with an Asian prostitute but forgot to put air holes in the package when we sent it and now the FBI has a warrant out for a Mr. Harrison Stevens. Sincerely, The FFA

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If any of my good iFriends want in my NFL football pool this year shoot me a pm. It's a simple pool, pick the winner every week, no spreads. Total wins for the year is the big pay out.$88 entryBased on last year:Weekly winner gets $141.00 (47x$3)Total wins for the year: 1st Place 70% of total $ 1118.00 2nd Place 20% of total $ 320.00 3rd Place 10% of total $ 160.00 Total ($2.00 x 47 x 17) $ 1598.00

2nd and last bump.GM you in?ETALets keep the screen names clean though, I have clients in this people.You're close to the line Frosty.

 

[Sheriff66]

Meet James

 

[krista4]

How can you write a decent love letter in 300 characters? You suck PayPal.

Hey GB, We wanted to send you a care package for your tough time right now. We started with an Asian prostitute but forgot to put air holes in the package when we sent it and now the FBI has a warrant out for a Mr. Harrison Stevens. Sincerely, The FFA

 

[Dexter Manley]

Just got my ticket to the Cypress Hill/Slightly Stoopid show tonight. Should be a great time. Now I just have to convince 6 friends to throw in $35 each so we can get a limo. This shouldn't be hard.

 

[Celph Titled]

Slightly Stoopid

I've never heard of this band, but I can't imagine that they're any good.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Slightly Stoopid

I've never heard of this band, but I can't imagine that they're any good.

 

[Frostillicus]

If any of my good iFriends want in my NFL football pool this year shoot me a pm. It's a simple pool, pick the winner every week, no spreads. Total wins for the year is the big pay out.$88 entryBased on last year:Weekly winner gets $141.00 (47x$3)Total wins for the year: 1st Place 70% of total $ 1118.00 2nd Place 20% of total $ 320.00 3rd Place 10% of total $ 160.00 Total ($2.00 x 47 x 17) $ 1598.00

2nd and last bump.GM you in?

Payment sent, picks entered.

 

[Celph Titled]

Wish me luck, GB's.

 

[eoMMan]

If any of my good iFriends want in my NFL football pool this year shoot me a pm. It's a simple pool, pick the winner every week, no spreads. Total wins for the year is the big pay out.$88 entryBased on last year:Weekly winner gets $141.00 (47x$3)Total wins for the year: 1st Place 70% of total $ 1118.00 2nd Place 20% of total $ 320.00 3rd Place 10% of total $ 160.00 Total ($2.00 x 47 x 17) $ 1598.00

2nd and last bump.GM you in?

Payment sent, picks entered.

I'll get my money in sooner or later (way before start of week 1). I'm definitely in.

 

[Disco Stu]

Slightly Stoopid

I've never heard of this band, but I can't imagine that they're any good.

Slightly Stoopid is an American band based in Ocean Beach, San Diego, California, who describe their music as "a fusion of acoustic rock and blues with reggae, hip-hop, and punk". As a band, they have released eight albums (two live) with their sixth studio album, entitled Slightly Not Stoned Enough To Eat Breakfast Yet Stoopid, released on July 22, 2008.

RIYL: White guys doing reggae, legalizing it, and backwards hats.

 

[General Malaise]

If any of my good iFriends want in my NFL football pool this year shoot me a pm. It's a simple pool, pick the winner every week, no spreads. Total wins for the year is the big pay out.$88 entryBased on last year:Weekly winner gets $141.00 (47x$3)Total wins for the year: 1st Place 70% of total $ 1118.00 2nd Place 20% of total $ 320.00 3rd Place 10% of total $ 160.00 Total ($2.00 x 47 x 17) $ 1598.00

2nd and last bump.GM you in?ETALets keep the screen names clean though, I have clients in this people.You're close to the line Frosty.

Do you take the paypals?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Payment sent, picks entered.

You're good.

I'll get my money in sooner or later (way before start of week 1). I'm definitely in.

Do you take the paypals?

Yes sir. Rules sent.

 

[General Malaise]

Payment sent, picks entered.

You're good.

I'll get my money in sooner or later (way before start of week 1). I'm definitely in.

Do you take the paypals?

Yes sir. Rules sent.

Okay, but you'll have to remind me every week to turn this in. I'm not often described as a self starter.

 

[General Malaise]

paypal addy for bob?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Okay, but you'll have to remind me every week to turn this in. I'm not often described as a self starter.

The website has an auto remind feature. I love the Internet!

paypal addy for bob?

Use the one I sent the rules from.

 

[krista4]

Okay, but you'll have to remind me every week to turn this in. I'm not often described as a self starter.

The website has an auto remind feature. I love the Internet!

paypal addy for bob?

Use the one I sent the rules from.

Rools plz.

 

[bostonfred]

I think I'm going to join you Bob. Not working in an office is tough around this time of year.

Is anyone here actually doing a FFPC league?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Rools plz.

I think I'm going to join you Bob. Not working in an office is tough around this time of year. Is anyone here actually doing a FFPC league?

PM me your e-mail address.

 

[Frostillicus]

If any of my good iFriends want in my NFL football pool this year shoot me a pm. It's a simple pool, pick the winner every week, no spreads. Total wins for the year is the big pay out.$88 entryBased on last year:Weekly winner gets $141.00 (47x$3)Total wins for the year: 1st Place 70% of total $ 1118.00 2nd Place 20% of total $ 320.00 3rd Place 10% of total $ 160.00 Total ($2.00 x 47 x 17) $ 1598.00

2nd and last bump.GM you in?ETALets keep the screen names clean though, I have clients in this people.You're close to the line Frosty.

Wait. What? How is "Meat Raffle" close to any kind of line?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If any of my good iFriends want in my NFL football pool this year shoot me a pm. It's a simple pool, pick the winner every week, no spreads. Total wins for the year is the big pay out.$88 entryBased on last year:Weekly winner gets $141.00 (47x$3)Total wins for the year: 1st Place 70% of total $ 1118.00 2nd Place 20% of total $ 320.00 3rd Place 10% of total $ 160.00 Total ($2.00 x 47 x 17) $ 1598.00

2nd and last bump.GM you in?ETALets keep the screen names clean though, I have clients in this people.You're close to the line Frosty.

Wait. What? How is "Meat Raffle" close to any kind of line?

I'm sorry, I meant to say you're fine. I thought it was funny.

 

[jplvr]

I've heard Slightly Stoopid when I'm listening to Pepper radio on Pandora. Marley, Sublime, 311, etc. can also be found here, but oddly enough, I don't think I've ever heard Matisyahu. I can't tell you whether or not I actually liked the songs from Slightly Stoopid.

 

[Celph Titled]

I've heard Slightly Stoopid when I'm listening to Pepper radio on Pandora. Marley, Sublime, 311, etc. can also be found here, but oddly enough, I don't think I've ever heard Matisyahu. I can't tell you whether or not I actually liked the songs from Slightly Stoopid.

I really try to listen to everything without any sort of preconceived prejudice, so everything gets a fair listen...but I don't think there's ever any way I could enjoy listening to stoner bros playing reggae.

 

[Drifter]

I've heard Slightly Stoopid when I'm listening to Pepper radio on Pandora. Marley, Sublime, 311, etc. can also be found here, but oddly enough, I don't think I've ever heard Matisyahu. I can't tell you whether or not I actually liked the songs from Slightly Stoopid.

I really try to listen to everything without any sort of preconceived prejudice, so everything gets a fair listen...but I don't think there's ever any way I could enjoy listening to stoner bros playing reggae.

Sublime?

 

[mr. furley]

we've got a sho nuff vs Goggins vs Christo thing happening here

 

[Gadzooks]

Don't you hate when you really have to poop but you got a boner?

I had this happen today at work and it made me think of you which then made the boner go away. So..... thanks?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

we've got a sho nuff vs Goggins vs Christo thing happening here

Snoozer. Should be pared.

 

[Celph Titled]

I've heard Slightly Stoopid when I'm listening to Pepper radio on Pandora. Marley, Sublime, 311, etc. can also be found here, but oddly enough, I don't think I've ever heard Matisyahu. I can't tell you whether or not I actually liked the songs from Slightly Stoopid.

I really try to listen to everything without any sort of preconceived prejudice, so everything gets a fair listen...but I don't think there's ever any way I could enjoy listening to stoner bros playing reggae.

Sublime?

I utterly detest them.

 

[Josie Maran]

So I need to plan my brother's bachelor party, Sep or Oct. I wanted to do Montreal, he wants something adventurous, ie out in nature.

I think we are gonna rent a cabin in NH, do a good hike up Mt Washington on Sat, get back to the cabin around 5PM Sat nite. I would like to hire a stripper to come over... How the hell do I find a stripper out there? Google is not my friend so far

OK, found this

http://www.nhstripper.com/new-hampshire-strippers.html

No nudies, so no worries clicking unless the boss is there. So far I am leaning to the two 'ianna's. No idea what the price is gonna be here...figure it's gotta be $500 min or they ain't going anywhere

Holy Christ, I would marry Joey. Seriously, if I'd spend two nights on Destiney then a stripper from New Hampshire is a veritable princess.

 

[Josie Maran]

the hell?

Finally, a 16 year old girl I wouldn't do bad things to.

 

[Josie Maran]

Out this afternoon and pulling up to a red light with a Driver's Ed. car in the left hand lane. The windows were down and I look at the Driver's Ed. car and I see the instructor. It's a Chinese woman who makes eye contact with me and she smiles...then says, "Ironic, isn't it?"I lost it laughing and MsB heard it and she couldn't control herself.

I would have laughed so hard at that I would have been utterly incapable of operating a motor vehicle. Hell, I just read it and was incapable of controlling my bladder.

 

[Josie Maran]

BTW, after taking a week off, this thread is an absolute ##### to catch up on...only 4 more pages to go.

But totally worth it.

 

[Josie Maran]

Still on this. I either posted about landscaping when drunk and have no recall, or SLB now knows my last name and thinks I'm Mexican. Either way, I would be one of the last 5 people on Earth who would be able to help with this. Sorry, GB.

Keep it simple...a man is asking a woman about landscaping.

Correction...a Mexican man is asking a woman about landscaping.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Did someone say something about how posting in this thread leads to a suspension?

 

[Josie Maran]

I've come to the conclusion that girls whose favorite 2 movies are How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and Sweet Home Alabama should come with a warning label on their forearm or something, like the labels they slap on packs of cigarettes.

My apologies for plagiarism, but I just used that as my Facebook status update.

 

[Mr.Pack]

after reading some of this, I have come to the realization that my life is boring as ####.

Was thinking the same thing.And yes I am only on page 82

 

[Dungeon Master]

I'm doing my ultimate survivor draft right now. Anybody have some sleepers?

 

[bostonfred]

I'm doing my ultimate survivor draft right now. Anybody have some sleepers?

What does your roster look like so far?

 

[Dungeon Master]

I'm doing my ultimate survivor draft right now. Anybody have some sleepers?

What does your roster look like so far?

Peyton ManningBeanie WellsJahvid BestFelix JonesRandy MossSteve Smith (the good one)

 

[bostonfred]

I'm doing my ultimate survivor draft right now. Anybody have some sleepers?

What does your roster look like so far?

Peyton ManningBeanie WellsJahvid BestFelix JonesRandy MossSteve Smith (the good one)

They didn't give you a first round pick?

 

[Josie Maran]

For some reason, I want to call you "Mick Josie"...not sure why.ETA: Mac Hosea is a close second, though.

Peens calls me McJosie because he thinks he's being funny.

I think he thinks we're the same person.