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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm a gentleman, I don't kiss and tell.
Notorious T.R.E.
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[insert tupquote filled with f-bombs here]You actually going to make it to ZA this year?Don't worry about not caring about the auction, that's a minor bit of the weekendHell, I barely remember the auction this past year (as evidenced by my 12th place finish)yeah, that frat concept might be a bit much, not sure what I was thinking unless it was the woodchuck... but we could do a long weekend of ZA and drinking...
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Same old.Welcome back. Anything new in your life?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
:lightweight:
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Car bombs and F Bombs[insert tupquote filled with f-bombs here]You actually going to make it to ZA this year?Don't worry about not caring about the auction, that's a minor bit of the weekendHell, I barely remember the auction this past year (as evidenced by my 12th place finish)yeah, that frat concept might be a bit much, not sure what I was thinking unless it was the woodchuck... but we could do a long weekend of ZA and drinking...
Early_10
footballgoddess
I even tried to keep it clean. I'm not sure thats possible but I tried. (only here, not there)
Running with scissors
Stark Raving Sane
They were 14 pages at one point.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Awful. :shakes head:
Notorious T.R.E.
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jplvr said:
Brady Marino
Footballguy
:lightweight:Oh yeah, there's nothing wrong until you're barfing your chardonnay and merlot concoction in the toilet the next day.#### thatNothing wrong with mixing red and whiteMore often than not "rules" regarding drinking suckBut she mixes red and white wine. My stomach is turning just thinking about that.NTAM: Never Trust A MixerIKrista.There, I said it.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
zander_s
Footballguy
Nice week!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My GB was telling me at tailgating yesterday that his daughter got wedding present that was some weird looking figurine and had .75 cents on the bottom. The card just said from Uncle Cletus & Aunt Ethyl.
A cousin of his got married last weekend and the same thing happened. They have no idea who Cletus & Ethyl are.
Somebody's pulling schtick and I'm totally stealing it.
A cousin of his got married last weekend and the same thing happened. They have no idea who Cletus & Ethyl are.
Somebody's pulling schtick and I'm totally stealing it.
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McJose
Footballguy
Can I get two of them?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yes?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
McJose
Footballguy
Is it at least the Kurt Warneresque Rams?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
kevzilla
Footballguy
50/50, Rice might catch a lot of dumpoffs tonight.
McJose
Footballguy
I hope he gets hit by lightning. And a herpes bus.
kevzilla
Footballguy
I'm OK with that, I've got the Jets D all over the place. Including Survivor League 8.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm assuming the lack of comment is because you are going to reply with a pic of this on the teachers lounge refrigerator?
McJose
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Why you sob.......... :XIt's going to go right next to the one of your wife.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
McJose
Footballguy
Why you sob..........
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
old Rams colors were so much better.don't bother disagreeing -- you would be wrongSt. Louis Bob said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Awesome. A Kansas joke.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
he said Topeka, not Wichita
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I don't disagree and I'm always wrong.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
No corn in Topeka? I know Wichita St is the Shockers, but I figured it still applied.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Boy_Meets_World_Quotes is following me on Twitter.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
False alarm. <_<Is this fool suggesting that he's forgoing free agency and negotiating a long term contract with her?I'll kill him myself before I let that happen.
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
:shuked:
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
shut it down
Footballguy
Am I allowed to have a speedboat on the bay? I'm looking into ways of shaving down my commute time.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Last Friday will be a day which will live in ugly infamy. It involves, a Match.com date that bombed, a near drunken fight on a golf course (I had a golf club thrown at me) and ended with some regrettable dirty secks on my living room floor. Before I go on, let me apologize for my length. (in more ways than one, but I don't care, I'm not the only one.... right?)Started with a lunch date with a girl from Match.com. I met her at a restaurant/pub and she was waiting in the bar drinking a 24 oz Coors Light (yes 24 oz.) I knew she was a few years older than me, but clearly her pictures were taken some time ago. Also, I knew she had 2 daughters that were around 10 or 11, but, at this date I learned she also has a 20 year old daughter. Upon learning this, I immediately stopped her and asked her if she ever goes by the name "Destiny". She laughed and never really answered that question. So there was no physical attraction at all, but she was kinda funny in a non-sexual Stifler's Mom kinda way. I had seen pictures of her younger daughters on her Match Profile, so I asked her if she had any pictures of the 20 year old daughter, she laughed and said "very funny". Apparently she thought I was joking. After I paid the check, I split rather quickly to go meet my customer for some golf.We start drinking right when we get to the course. It was a 9 hole course and it was nothing special. The holes were not even marked as to which number they were. We forgot to take a scorecard (which we didn't notice till the 2nd hole, the beers were flowing fabulously) Since the holes weren't numbered, we got confused and instead of going to #3, we apparently teed off on #8. Somehow we managed to play all 9 holes but we didn't do it in order, yet somehow it seemed normal to us. Anyways, on one of the holes (God only knows which one) we standing in the fairway, and these d-bags behind us teed off and one of their drives just missed me by a foot. The guy I'm golfing with grabs his 3-wood and smashes their tee shot back at them. There was some shouting and middle fingers flashed. A couple of them come flying down in their cart and one of them whips a club at us. It was surreal. He gets out of the cart and starts screaming about us not playing the holes in order and that we should be kicked out and that he's gonna beat the crap out of us. Now I'm not really a fighter, I'm barely a lover, really more of an immature boy trapped in a man's body who finds humor in everything. So in my drunken state, I got into the Crane Position (ala Karate Kid) The guy I'm with is now holding his 3-wood like a weapon and ready to swing at this guy. The other 2 guys from their 4-some catch up to all of us and those 2 along with the other guy are dragging the screaming guy away from us. One of them actually apologizes. They head back to the tee box and tell us to take our time. When we got to green, my partner said he didn't know what was more crazy: the fact that the guy threw his club at us or the fact that I got into the Karate Kid pose. Now, as we were golfing, I started getting texts from this girl at work. We don't work in the same office, but a few years I ago worked in her office and I was her boss. She is currently separated from her husband (who I know personally and like) and she has 2 small kids. She has always been very flirty with me. There has also been rumors about her hooking up with guys at work before. She had a boob enhancement done about a year ago and she dresses more like a hooker than a business professional. Now about a month ago, we did some flirting via texting one night that I was drinking heavily. She hinted about meeting me that night, but I wasn't drunk enought to do it because I knew it was a mistake. However, on this day, I was drunk, I had a bad lunch date, I had a golf club thrown at me and it has been AWHILE for me. AWHILE. So she had texted me that she had helped one of my employees in my office with a problem that day. I texted her back that I owed her one. We then went back and forth texting about "what" I owed her and "when" she could cash it in. There was no doubt that teh secks was there for the taking. After golfing, I somehow got home and started to sober up a bit and was feeling extremely tired. But she kept texting. There was 2 options for me: ignore the texts and just go to bed.....or..... get some much needed sexy time. I was out of freeze pops so I said screw it, I'm going for it. I texted her that I was home alone drinking and if she wanted to she could stop by for a drink. She immediately texted back that she would be over in about 15 minutes. I started having 2nd thoughts, so I went to the fridge and began pounding beers so that I could freely make bad decisions. She arrived and she declined any drinks, though I continued to suck down beer like there was no tomorrow. She talked about her fake boobs for awhile until she pulled them out so I could take a look-see. I can testify that the surgeon did fine work. Within a minute, we were on the living room floor developing rug burns. It was wrong but it was needed. Funny, but within seconds of finishing, I realized how truly unattractive she was. Thankfully she quickly got dressed and left. I passed out on my couch wearing only my socks. I woke up worried about what had happened. I felt like a complete loser. I was really worried about this story getting around in our company. It's a small company and all the offices are somewhat close by. I kinda felt like I should apologize to her (not about my length) but I was afraid to call or text her. Before noon, she texted me about what an eventful evening we had. She kept texting me saying that she hoped it wouldn't be weird between us now and how she hoped it wasn't a one time thing. I want absolutely nothing to do with her. She texted me 31 times on Saturday and then another 22 on Sunday. It's like a friggin fatal attraction. She asked if I was drinking that night so that I'd have the "courage" to go through with it. I said no, but of course that was true. And if I don't respond to her text within 15 minutes, she texts again asking if I'm mad at her. I can't believe how much I regret this happening. I used to regret the non-skinny ugly girls I'd hook up with in college, but I would have rather bumped uglies with the girl from Precious than with this crazy stalker that I work with. Thankfully I leave for a conference in New Orleans tomorrow so I can get away for awhile. So all in all, it was a pretty intense day. I spent the rest of the weekend hating myself and watching porn. Now I'm feeling better about myself and looking forward to New Oleans. It's the law down there that chicks have to show their boobies when you throw beads at them, right?
krista4
Footballguy
kevzilla
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