GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[jplvr]

[no racist]A friend of mine is going through his residency right now, but when he was an intern, one of his friends went to check on a patient. He came back with the following story:

He walks into a room, "So, how's Kevin doing today." Mother responds, "Naw, that's Evan." "Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I guess they made a mistake on the form. They have 'Kevin' here." She retorts, "That 'K' is silent, like in 'knowledge.'"[/no racist]

 

[jplvr]

Also have Chelsea v Blackpool at 11 ATCmon

I just started watching on the DVR. How long does it take for someone to score the first... nevermind, game over.Madrid and Barcelona should be good later, right? ESPNdos

Just finishing this up now. Messi's ankle looked swolen already as they had his socks and shoes off before putting him on the stretcher. Wow. Final whistle going before they even got him off the field. That can't be good.

 

[McJose]

Tanner, my wife has you beat....She's a photographer. She took a second job working for a company that brings photographers to the house to take pictures of babies, usually 4 weeks old and up. She travels all over Portland and Vancouver, hitting 6-8 houses a day, coming into contact with names that would singe your eyebrows.Today, she went to a home to photograph a boy named Seven. No lie. Seven has 3 siblings, from 2 different dads it seems. Knox, Sage, and Kash with a "K". So next time you snicker at a name like Karsyn, remember there's a new generation of screwed up parents and their delivering their wares to you in about 7-10 years. I pray you have a pension by then and can retire....My god, these people are breeding. More than the rest of us. Screw Zombie attacks....or Vampire visits. When I'm old and dying, Seven is going to be changing my diapers and Kash is going to be deciding how much morphine I can have.We're all Crunked.YES, HAMMERED>

Oof

 

[jplvr]

Seven is a Seinfeld reference, fyi. Doesn't come close to making it right though.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Nurses/Doctors have the best stories, hands down

 

[Ignoramus]

It's 74 degrees and sunny here in Qualcomm stadium. I have a nice tall Shocktop in hand and the Eagles/Lions just hit the over. So very happy.

Shocktop any good? That's a Michelob brew, isn't it?

Would calling you an ignoramous be considered a personal attack that results in a banning?These are the things I wonder after beer and football.

I doubt it; I don't have that kind of pull around here.

 

[El Floppo]

I was awakened by a phone call tonight. It was MsBlonde and she was crying, she misses me. I know I've been hard to take by a lot of people around here...especially 2 who frequent this thread...but this one really hit me hard so go easy on me.

:hug:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I was awakened by a phone call tonight. It was MsBlonde and she was crying, she misses me. I know I've been hard to take by a lot of people around here...especially 2 who frequent this thread...but this one really hit me hard so go easy on me.

You doing the long distance thing? utoftheloop:

 

[urbanhack]

Congrats Rude Dude!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Congrats Rude Dude!

Shotgun?

 

[Kendall]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

 

[Frot]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

go to the ox and yams thread and help convince EG to have his brothers eat testes

 

[Kendall]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

go to the ox and yams thread and help convince EG to have his brothers eat testes

Meh.

 

[Frot]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

go to the ox and yams thread and help convince EG to have his brothers eat testes

Meh.

i am concerned!

 

[McJose]

Congrats Rude Dude!

You poor, dumb SOB.

 

[Kendall]

I just caught up on the last 3 pages or so now, but I think Stu really knocked one out of the park a couple of pages back, as evidenced by the number of times it was quoted.

Link to this?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats Rude Dude!

You poor, dumb SOB.

I missed something.

 

[Running with scissors]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

I'll send you this from the internet, if you promise to have a picture of you wearing it near a prominent landmark of your choosing. Unless that is already a picture of you over on the right.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from the MRI and I'm a bit in lust with the technician. Laurie is in her early 30's I would guess, with blond hair, blue bright eyes, a pleasing smile and as cute as a button. She asked me how I was and I told her wonderful since I'm leaving for Vegas on Tuesday. Laurie told me that she was in Tunica gambling with her husband and she "was sober for, well, I was drunk for three straight days". I'm sure she noticed when she inserted me in her tube how it was a snug fit due to my girth. It was a nice touch for her to put my gold chain on for me when I was done too.

 

[Disco Stu]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

I'll send you this from the internet, if you promise to have a picture of you wearing it near a prominent landmark of your choosing. Unless that is already a picture of you over on the right.

lol

 

[McJose]

Congrats Rude Dude! :(

You poor, dumb SOB.

I missed something.

He finally lost his virginity.

 

[YSR]

Congrats Rude Dude! :(

You poor, dumb SOB.

I missed something.

Jake: Married? Long Duk Dong: Married. Jake: Married? Long Duk Dong: Yeah. Married [closes door] Jake: [turns around, under breath to himself] Married? Long Duk Dong: Married! Jeez.

Congrats, Aaron!

 

[Disco Stu]

I just got back from the MRI and I'm a bit in lust with the technician. Laurie is in her early 30's I would guess, with blond hair, blue bright eyes, a pleasing smile and as cute as a button. She asked me how I was and I told her wonderful since I'm leaving for Vegas on Tuesday. Laurie told me that she was in Tunica gambling with her husband and she "was sober for, well, I was drunk for three straight days". I'm sure she noticed when she inserted me in her tube how it was a snug fit due to my girth. It was a nice touch for her to put my gold chain on for me when I was done too.

Wait wait wait. Back up a second here Vito.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats Rude Dude!

You poor, dumb SOB.

I missed something.

He finally lost his virginity.

Chick?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from the MRI and I'm a bit in lust with the technician. Laurie is in her early 30's I would guess, with blond hair, blue bright eyes, a pleasing smile and as cute as a button. She asked me how I was and I told her wonderful since I'm leaving for Vegas on Tuesday. Laurie told me that she was in Tunica gambling with her husband and she "was sober for, well, I was drunk for three straight days". I'm sure she noticed when she inserted me in her tube how it was a snug fit due to my girth. It was a nice touch for her to put my gold chain on for me when I was done too.

Wait wait wait. Back up a second here Vito.

I have two gold chains that I have worn for over 20 years now. I almost never take them off.

 

[Kendall]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

I'll send you this from the internet, if you promise to have a picture of you wearing it near a prominent landmark of your choosing. Unless that is already a picture of you over on the right.

What kind of landmark?

 

[General Malaise]

I just got back from the MRI and I'm a bit in lust with the technician. Laurie is in her early 30's I would guess, with blond hair, blue bright eyes, a pleasing smile and as cute as a button. She asked me how I was and I told her wonderful since I'm leaving for Vegas on Tuesday. Laurie told me that she was in Tunica gambling with her husband and she "was sober for, well, I was drunk for three straight days". I'm sure she noticed when she inserted me in her tube how it was a snug fit due to my girth. It was a nice touch for her to put my gold chain on for me when I was done too.

Wait wait wait. Back up a second here Vito.

 

[Running with scissors]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

I'll send you this from the internet, if you promise to have a picture of you wearing it near a prominent landmark of your choosing. Unless that is already a picture of you over on the right.

What kind of landmark?

Pretty much anything you want. Sears Tower, Washington Square Park, United Center, Bruce Boxleitner...

 

[Frot]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

I'll send you this from the internet, if you promise to have a picture of you wearing it near a prominent landmark of your choosing. Unless that is already a picture of you over on the right.

What kind of landmark?

Pretty much anything you want. Sears Tower, Washington Square Park, United Center, Bruce Boxleitner...

the jordan statue

 

[Kendall]

I think I don't care about the internet anymore.

I'll send you this from the internet, if you promise to have a picture of you wearing it near a prominent landmark of your choosing. Unless that is already a picture of you over on the right.

What kind of landmark?

Pretty much anything you want. Sears Tower, Washington Square Park, United Center, Bruce Boxleitner...

the jordan statue

Sure. Does the guy taking a dump have to be homeless?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

[no racist]A friend of mine is going through his residency right now, but when he was an intern, one of his friends went to check on a patient. He came back with the following story:He walks into a room, "So, how's Kevin doing today." Mother responds, "Naw, that's Evan." "Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I guess they made a mistake on the form. They have 'Kevin' here." She retorts, "That 'K' is silent, like in 'knowledge.'"[/no racist]

Whoa.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I just got back from the MRI and I'm a bit in lust with the technician. Laurie is in her early 30's I would guess, with blond hair, blue bright eyes, a pleasing smile and as cute as a button. She asked me how I was and I told her wonderful since I'm leaving for Vegas on Tuesday. Laurie told me that she was in Tunica gambling with her husband and she "was sober for, well, I was drunk for three straight days". I'm sure she noticed when she inserted me in her tube how it was a snug fit due to my girth. It was a nice touch for her to put my gold chain on for me when I was done too.

Wait wait wait. Back up a second here Vito.

I have two gold chains that I have worn for over 20 years now. I almost never take them off.

LOL

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got back from the MRI and I'm a bit in lust with the technician. Laurie is in her early 30's I would guess, with blond hair, blue bright eyes, a pleasing smile and as cute as a button. She asked me how I was and I told her wonderful since I'm leaving for Vegas on Tuesday. Laurie told me that she was in Tunica gambling with her husband and she "was sober for, well, I was drunk for three straight days". I'm sure she noticed when she inserted me in her tube how it was a snug fit due to my girth. It was a nice touch for her to put my gold chain on for me when I was done too.

Wait wait wait. Back up a second here Vito.

I have two gold chains that I have worn for over 20 years now. I almost never take them off.

LOL

My uncle used to call them my Mr. T starter set.

 

[jplvr]

[no racist]A friend of mine is going through his residency right now, but when he was an intern, one of his friends went to check on a patient. He came back with the following story:He walks into a room, "So, how's Kevin doing today." Mother responds, "Naw, that's Evan." "Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I guess they made a mistake on the form. They have 'Kevin' here." She retorts, "That 'K' is silent, like in 'knowledge.'"[/no racist]

Whoa.

Flashback?

 

[General Malaise]

I had to apply Neosporin to an appendage today.

 

[YSR]

I had to apply Neosporin to an appendage today.

Hot.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I had to apply Neosporin to an appendage today.

NO TEETH

 

[guru_007]

wtf are gadzooks/hjs/et al to pass along some wild weekend stories of debauchery and the such?

geez, man,

 

[JaxBill]

So, YSR, no interesting anecdotes from your flights?

Did jack try to smuggle an ax aboard the return flight so the players could chop wood?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We made a cop friend at the bar a few years back that I was always kind of suspicious of but I've come to conclude he's a solid guy. It always made me uncomfortable that he would be sitting at our table while people would be walking up to my GB placing bets.

Anyhow, there was a big bank robbery here a few months back and the thieves got away with around 3 million. He got a tip on a guy and pulled his car over. In the trunk was a suitcase with a little over 2 million dollars in $100 bills. He said that was packed so tight that when he opened it, the suitcase "exploded" with $100 bills. This was two days after the robbery and the moron still had the gun and ski mask in the car. This story is pending because there are 4 other accomplices they are after and this cat ain't talking.

To answer your question, there were two Feds with him.

 

[General Malaise]

I had to apply Neosporin to an appendage today.

NO TEETH

Let's just say I had the opposite problem of prematurity.

 

[General Malaise]

We made a cop friend at the bar a few years back that I was always kind of suspicious of but I've come to conclude he's a solid guy. It always made me uncomfortable that he would be sitting at our table while people would be walking up to my GB placing bets.Anyhow, there was a big bank robbery here a few months back and the thieves got away with around 3 million. He got a tip on a guy and pulled his car over. In the trunk was a suitcase with a little over 2 million dollars in $100 bills. He said that was packed so tight that when he opened it, the suitcase "exploded" with $100 bills. This was two days after the robbery and the moron still had the gun and ski mask in the car. This story is pending because there are 4 other accomplices they are after and this cat ain't talking.To answer your question, there were two Feds with him.

I would be the most dishonest cop ever.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We made a cop friend at the bar a few years back that I was always kind of suspicious of but I've come to conclude he's a solid guy. It always made me uncomfortable that he would be sitting at our table while people would be walking up to my GB placing bets.Anyhow, there was a big bank robbery here a few months back and the thieves got away with around 3 million. He got a tip on a guy and pulled his car over. In the trunk was a suitcase with a little over 2 million dollars in $100 bills. He said that was packed so tight that when he opened it, the suitcase "exploded" with $100 bills. This was two days after the robbery and the moron still had the gun and ski mask in the car. This story is pending because there are 4 other accomplices they are after and this cat ain't talking.To answer your question, there were two Feds with him.

I would be the most dishonest cop ever.

Yeah, no kidding. We were making jokes about him showing up to the bar to watch football wearing a tuxedo, with a gold cane and monocle. It was pretty funny 10 drinks in.The gal that tipped him off is in line to get a 150k reward.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Can't wait to do some spelunking.

 

[guru_007]

We made a cop friend at the bar a few years back that I was always kind of suspicious of but I've come to conclude he's a solid guy. It always made me uncomfortable that he would be sitting at our table while people would be walking up to my GB placing bets.

kidding me, right?cops are the biggest degenerate gamblers out there.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Going to go home and look for my silver chains from high school tonight. :bringingitbacklikeslb:

 

[jplvr]

We made a cop friend at the bar a few years back that I was always kind of suspicious of but I've come to conclude he's a solid guy. It always made me uncomfortable that he would be sitting at our table while people would be walking up to my GB placing bets.Anyhow, there was a big bank robbery here a few months back and the thieves got away with around 3 million. He got a tip on a guy and pulled his car over. In the trunk was a suitcase with a little over 2 million dollars in $100 bills. He said that was packed so tight that when he opened it, the suitcase "exploded" with $100 bills. This was two days after the robbery and the moron still had the gun and ski mask in the car. This story is pending because there are 4 other accomplices they are after and this cat ain't talking.To answer your question, there were two Feds with him.

I would be the most dishonest cop ever.

Hey, GB. I think you're wrong.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Going to go home and look for my silver chains from high school tonight. :bringingitbacklikeslb:

I may have to dig out my old man's pinky ring.

 

[McJose]

For those of you who don't go into the "funny things my kid has said" thread...

My 16 year old is always using my laptop. The other day he forgot to log out of Facebook. So I got on and changed his status update to "I'VE GOT BIEBER FEVER!!!!"

 

[General Malaise]

For those of you who don't go into the "funny things my kid has said" thread...My 16 year old is always using my laptop. The other day he forgot to log out of Facebook. So I got on and changed his status update to "I'VE GOT BIEBER FEVER!!!!"