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Disco Stu said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Disco Stu said:
I like fun. And girl bottom.
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both can be had/found without putting stupid clothes onalso, if someone doesn't enjoy dressing up, how is the holiday fun?
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I don't know. Maybe he can live vicariously through people who do like fun. Halloween "Who's hottest polls" are fun, right?Of course both fun and girl bottom can be had without the costume. Plenty of other nights for that though. I've had plenty of both the past two nights, but I still feel like a little kid on Christmas Eve right now.Just seems awful uptight to get hung-up on "stupid clothes" to such an extent. It's one night a year. Putting forth a slight effort means a guy gets to party with chicks dressed like whores all night. Without needing a fistful of singles. +EV
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I don't care if everyone else wants to dress up...I just don't enjoy it myself and can't really have fun wearing some stupid costume. And whenever I do try to go out without wearing a costume, people won't leave you alone about it so that's not much fun either.Anyway, GM was the first person who said he didn't like Halloween. Pretty sure that's a guy who likes fun and hot slutty chicks. Maybe he has a different reason than I do.
 
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I don't enjoy Halloween and dressing up myself, but by god, I think every semi-attractive girl on the planet should be fully on board dressing up like a slut once a year. Most of them oblige, which is why I question our reluctance to push for other such holidays throughout the year.

I learned how to cook osso bucco a while back. Now when I'm looking through the meat department at Publix, veal shank stands out to me like there's a neon light above it. Half days on Fridays lend a helping hand to cooking it right. I would say it's like sex, but I don't get it as frequently as SLB, let alone Stu... sex, that is. I'm in a food coma sipping on some bourbon right now. Life is good.

I'm going to wake up relatively early in the morning and play on a Bobcat bulldozer for most of the day tomorrow. You can consider it a tribute to Shiny if you want. It is a blast.

 
BRONG said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
RudiStein said:
Backwards hat + Attitude Rude >>>>> Grouchy old, married Rude
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me hating Halloween isn't really a new development.
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Are you nuts, Halloween is hands-down the best holiday of the year. Done right (good attitude, not bad), it's hilarious and a blast. :loco:Congrats on getting married Rude!
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A Halloween party pretty much saved my life.In college every Thursday night we'd all go to the same bar.Just so happened that Halloween fell on a Thursday my Freshman year. We went to a Halloween party instead of the bar. That night 8 people got shot at that bar, 2 of them dying.So if it wasn't for Halloween I'd be dead. There, suck it Halloween haters.
 
I don't understand how people don't like Halloween.

I loved it when I was a kid. I loved it when I was a single adult. And I love it now that I have kids. All for different reasons.

 
So I haven't had nicotine for almost 11 months. I was just looking in my nightstand for my backup pair of eyeglasses and I found 2 tins of Skoal. Oh ####.

 
General Malaise said:
higgins said:
General Malaise said:
shut it down said:
Honestly, you should just delete that post and re-ignite the Eat-Off with a video of you ruining their food supplies. I imagine stunned and panicky stadium employees running around like those little naked napalmed kids in 'Nam, being pursued by a creature the ferocity of Godzilla with the figure and coloring of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I hate you guys.
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I'm not going to pile on if re-igniting that thread simply isn't gonna happen, but if it gets you guys a little closer to Amazing Race, shouldn't you at least consider it? :unsure:
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I'm game for it, but Shuke is terrified of world's colliding. Any shred of dignity I once had disappeared at my wedding when my aunts persisted on knowing how Sofa, JTC and Charv were. Maybe we should be targeting Jeep here.
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I think SLB is the target here.that would be sick.

:mellow:

 
General Malaise said:
Dear Truck-Mo:I took the Vuvuzela you sent me to work back in June because it was fun to blow it when the world cup was on at the office and because I never wanted my two sons to take hold of it and discover its total awesomeness.Anyhow, it has been quietly sitting in my desk drawer ever since, save for a few therapeutic blows here and there. However, I recently decided that it would be fun to break it out for my final soccer practice tonight and will tell the boys that if any of the 3 remaining players who have yet to score a goal this season scores, that I will blow the vuvuzela like a Viking raiding an Icelandic village. Can't wait to have that conversation with the opposing coach to alert him of my plan....ah, hell...maybe I should just keep it a total surprise and take the ramifications of 'poor sportsmanship' in stride. I digress.In any event, I put the vuvuzela in my car yesterday, where it was left unmolested until my sons got home from school today. They instantly saw it and began fighting over it immediately. I took it away and told them it was 'MINE' and we continued on our merry way. Then we got to an intersection where there were a few pedestrians trying to cross. The red light was long and I was growing impatient. Suddenly, it dawned on me that I should open up the sun roof and blow the hell out of my vuvuzela. I think I scared the hell out of the guys trying to cross the street and a neighbor lady raking the leaves was scowling at me pretty fierce.But man...my boys and I....we were DYING. I haven't seen them laugh that hard in a long long time. My oldes son was in tears. Good shtick, this vuvuzela. Thanks for sending it to me.In Christ,GM
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:mellow: :unsure: :lmao: Awesome
 
eoMMan said:
Which one of these do you like best in a survivor pool?Dallas as home against Jacksonville (Kitna for Dallas and Gerard probably for Jacksonville)Indy at home against Houston (Probably no Addai, Clark, and Collie for Indy)Denver against San Fran in London (Troy Smith starting for San Fran)
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Dallas
 
shuke said:
So I haven't had nicotine for almost 11 months. I was just looking in my nightstand for my backup pair of eyeglasses and I found 2 tins of Skoal. Oh ####.
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I stopped after I ran out in New Zealand (don't have it there) about a year and a half ago. Hadn't planned on quitting really but once it was done I figured why start.Played golf with some old friends last week who assumed I still dipped. I took a couple and it was no big deal at all, as far as having missed it or wanting more later. I also have not had the slightest urge to buy one since. Come to think of it, there was one other time where I took one but it didn't derail me then either. I think you're fine. :yes:
 
Last day for early voting. I guess I should pull on some clothes and head over. Better than trying to make myself go after work on Tuesday. Can I wear a costume?

 
Flash said:
General Malaise said:
higgins said:
General Malaise said:
shut it down said:
Honestly, you should just delete that post and re-ignite the Eat-Off with a video of you ruining their food supplies. I imagine stunned and panicky stadium employees running around like those little naked napalmed kids in 'Nam, being pursued by a creature the ferocity of Godzilla with the figure and coloring of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I hate you guys.
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I'm not going to pile on if re-igniting that thread simply isn't gonna happen, but if it gets you guys a little closer to Amazing Race, shouldn't you at least consider it? :shrug:
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I'm game for it, but Shuke is terrified of world's colliding. Any shred of dignity I once had disappeared at my wedding when my aunts persisted on knowing how Sofa, JTC and Charv were. Maybe we should be targeting Jeep here.
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I think SLB is the target here.that would be sick.

:goodposting:
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If by sick you mean we would make it about two blocks in Istanbul before spying a hash bar and spending the rest of the series there, yeah.
 
Just ordered an authentic West Canaan High Coyote Jonathan Moxon T-shirt. I'm set for Halloween for the rest of my life, not counting this year because I didn't even know this shirt existed.

 
BRONG said:
shuke said:
So I haven't had nicotine for almost 11 months. I was just looking in my nightstand for my backup pair of eyeglasses and I found 2 tins of Skoal. Oh ####.
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I stopped after I ran out in New Zealand (don't have it there) about a year and a half ago. Hadn't planned on quitting really but once it was done I figured why start.Played golf with some old friends last week who assumed I still dipped. I took a couple and it was no big deal at all, as far as having missed it or wanting more later. I also have not had the slightest urge to buy one since. Come to think of it, there was one other time where I took one but it didn't derail me then either. I think you're fine. :lmao:
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Trust me, I won't be fine. This is going in the trash. I actually have no desire to have one.
 
I voted today. The people at the polling place said something very strange. They said they were prohibited by law to ask for identification. I don't understand why. What are they trying to do, make it easy for voter fraud?

 
shuke said:
BRONG said:
shuke said:
So I haven't had nicotine for almost 11 months. I was just looking in my nightstand for my backup pair of eyeglasses and I found 2 tins of Skoal. Oh ####.
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I stopped after I ran out in New Zealand (don't have it there) about a year and a half ago. Hadn't planned on quitting really but once it was done I figured why start.Played golf with some old friends last week who assumed I still dipped. I took a couple and it was no big deal at all, as far as having missed it or wanting more later. I also have not had the slightest urge to buy one since. Come to think of it, there was one other time where I took one but it didn't derail me then either. I think you're fine. :lmao:
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Trust me, I won't be fine. This is going in the trash. I actually have no desire to have one.
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Yeah, it's really tough to throw out year old snuff. :angry: I'm down to my last couple of weeks on Chantix. I've still had the occasional dip during the process, but I'm going cold turkey as I stretch two weeks into 4 as I just take one pill a day to finish out. I have been thinking more about the habit from the angle of having to discard spit bottles/cups instead of the slight high after getting a dip after a meal or what not. I've broken a lot of the old associations I've had, but apparently I haven't broken the craving I get after having a good steak. We'll try that one out tomorrow, but I failed the test last week.Let's say GM and I (or SLB) committed to doing Amazing Race. How much real effort would we be required to commit to the application process? Would the FFA be involved in getting us through? I'd be down for something like that, but I'm pretty lazy.
 
shuke said:
BRONG said:
shuke said:
So I haven't had nicotine for almost 11 months. I was just looking in my nightstand for my backup pair of eyeglasses and I found 2 tins of Skoal. Oh ####.
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I stopped after I ran out in New Zealand (don't have it there) about a year and a half ago. Hadn't planned on quitting really but once it was done I figured why start.Played golf with some old friends last week who assumed I still dipped. I took a couple and it was no big deal at all, as far as having missed it or wanting more later. I also have not had the slightest urge to buy one since. Come to think of it, there was one other time where I took one but it didn't derail me then either. I think you're fine. :angry:
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Trust me, I won't be fine. This is going in the trash. I actually have no desire to have one.
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wouldn't 11 month old skoal just be dry and nasty... dip free for 12 weeks here; still miss it a ton and know if that I had even just one as this point I would go right back.....
 
desert rose said:
I voted today. The people at the polling place said something very strange. They said they were prohibited by law to ask for identification. I don't understand why. What are they trying to do, make it easy for voter fraud?
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Same here, I found this out years ago. I'm currently shticking with how little information I can provide to a poll worker, and still get a ballot. One year I gave a first name and three letters of a last name and they gave me a ballot. Another year, I showed them a piece of junk mail with a name on it, and got a ballot. I think this year I'm going to try pointing at a name in the voter roll book and see if I can get a ballot that way. "That guy, right there, that's me. Now give me his ballot."My state is stupid.
 
Been out of town for the last few days without much innerweb access...a few random thoughts:

1. Since when did Tobias Funke start posting in this thread?

2. Is the :nerd: star wars talk done yet. I think I'm one of the few people in the world who absolutely hate these movies

3. Halloween is awesome for many of the reasons that people have stated in here

4. Looking forward to Dante's Kitchen with my GBs Jplvr and CoastGuardRaiderJoe

5. For any Android users out there...the PDAnet app is awesome. Have my phone plugged into my netbook and am online in the car while the wife drives back home :thumbdown: I'm checking fantasy football scores while she sings Dr. Dre and ponders outloud "I wonder how old our kids will have to be until I stop playing old school rap in front of them"

6. Hopefully the Saints get their #### together tonight. Gonna start boozing in a few hours for the game. Am stoked b/c last week I discovered this new meal they serve at the Superdome......they cut a bag of nacho cheese doritos horizontally and fill it with ground meat, cheese, jalapenos, onions, etc....then you eat it with a fork :thumbup:

7. Should be a solid LSU/Bama game next week

 
videoguy505 said:
desert rose said:
I voted today. The people at the polling place said something very strange. They said they were prohibited by law to ask for identification. I don't understand why. What are they trying to do, make it easy for voter fraud?
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Same here, I found this out years ago. I'm currently shticking with how little information I can provide to a poll worker, and still get a ballot. One year I gave a first name and three letters of a last name and they gave me a ballot. Another year, I showed them a piece of junk mail with a name on it, and got a ballot. I think this year I'm going to try pointing at a name in the voter roll book and see if I can get a ballot that way. "That guy, right there, that's me. Now give me his ballot."My state is stupid.
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I'd like to know the rationale behind it. What's to prevent anyone from taking a phone book and picking up a carload of homeless people?
 
desert rose said:
videoguy505 said:
desert rose said:
I voted today. The people at the polling place said something very strange. They said they were prohibited by law to ask for identification. I don't understand why. What are they trying to do, make it easy for voter fraud?
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Same here, I found this out years ago. I'm currently shticking with how little information I can provide to a poll worker, and still get a ballot. One year I gave a first name and three letters of a last name and they gave me a ballot. Another year, I showed them a piece of junk mail with a name on it, and got a ballot. I think this year I'm going to try pointing at a name in the voter roll book and see if I can get a ballot that way. "That guy, right there, that's me. Now give me his ballot."My state is stupid.
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I'd like to know the rationale behind it. What's to prevent anyone from taking a phone book and picking up a carload of homeless people?
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The rationale does have to do with homeless people, actually.Since the state charges a fee at the DMV for a driver's license, it's illegal to require someone to show it at a polling place, reason being that requiring someone to pay a fee to vote is an illegal poll tax. Of course, the state gives away for free Voter ID cards at the DMV, but since not all homeless people have them, they don't check for those, either.So, yes, the rationale is that they'd rather have a totally insecure, easily abused election system than ask everyone bring some kind of identification to prove who they are.It's totally :thumbup:
 
Zuul said:
Sorry about those inappropriate texts, Stu. I had been drinking and I was horny.
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I should probably send that apology to at least four chicks after last night. And it's ok... I love your man penis too.
 
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