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Mrs. SLB's motto "It's alright to flirt, most of the time unless I'm in one of those moods and if a girls are throwing them self at you and making a "Bob sandwich", that's alright too, most of the time unless I'm in one of those moods, strippers can even rub all over you if I'm there to watch but if you cheat I'll make Lorena Bobbit look like a piker."

 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.

Option 1: Mystery Gift

Option 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.

He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us.

And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets.

I hope my sons never find the FFA.

 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.Option 1: Mystery GiftOption 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us. And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets. I hope my sons never find the FFA.
You're a good dad. :unsure:
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.Option 1: Mystery GiftOption 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us. And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets. I hope my sons never find the FFA.
You're a good dad. :confused:
I'll bump this when he asks me why I didn't get him a gift for his birthday. :bag:
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.Option 1: Mystery GiftOption 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us. And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets. I hope my sons never find the FFA.
what was option #1?
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.Option 1: Mystery GiftOption 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us. And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets. I hope my sons never find the FFA.
Was Option 1 going to be a Zonk?
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.

Option 1: Mystery Gift

Option 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.

He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us.

And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets.

I hope my sons never find the FFA.
I thought this was going to end with you telling the little guy that the Mystery Gift was that he got to go to the game and would get a pony.
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.Option 1: Mystery GiftOption 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us. And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets. I hope my sons never find the FFA.
what was option #1?
A leftover twix bar from the Club Seats.
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.Option 1: Mystery GiftOption 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us. And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets. I hope my sons never find the FFA.
Agent 2: I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown. There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck! Burns: Oh, very well, it's time for your bribe. Now, you can either have the washer and dryer where the lovely Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.Agent 1: THE BOX! THE BOX!
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.Option 1: Mystery GiftOption 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us. And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets. I hope my sons never find the FFA.
what was option #1?
2 kilos of Uranium.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Fuller said:
SofaKings said:
Damn, Forrest and Fuller were college roomies. Who woulda thunk?
not me, I was banned from living on campus at a damn junior college because I got hammered and kicked a guy's door in.
Good for you. :confused: E10, Krista & YSR you need to start posting again.
Does my interaction with the T-Mobile gal make me a scumbag and/or creepy?
No.**This waiver of scumbag/creepiness is given only with respect to the interaction with T-Mobile gal described in the above-referenced post, assumes that the post was a complete and not materially misleading description of such interaction, and should not be read as a waiver of scumbag/creepiness with respect to any other such interaction as may be contemplated now or in the future.

 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.Option 1: Mystery GiftOption 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us. And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets. I hope my sons never find the FFA.
what was option #1?
2 kilos of Uranium.
:headbang:
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Fuller said:
SofaKings said:
Damn, Forrest and Fuller were college roomies. Who woulda thunk?
not me, I was banned from living on campus at a damn junior college because I got hammered and kicked a guy's door in.
Good for you. :headbang: E10, Krista & YSR you need to start posting again.
Does my interaction with the T-Mobile gal make me a scumbag and/or creepy?
No.**This waiver of scumbag/creepiness is given only with respect to the interaction with T-Mobile gal described in the above-referenced post, assumes that the post was a complete and not materially misleading description of such interaction, and should not be read as a waiver of scumbag/creepiness with respect to any other such interaction as may be contemplated now or in the future.
Smart chicks really do it for me.
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.Option 1: Mystery GiftOption 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us. And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets. I hope my sons never find the FFA.
what was option #1?
A pound of veal.
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.

Option 1: Mystery Gift

Option 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.

He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us.

And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets.

I hope my sons never find the FFA.
what was option #1?
A pound of veal.
I'll pound your veal



Instant Feedback Opportunity!!!!

did the above comment make you feel:

a) threatened

b) sexually harassed

c) confused

d) a little excited

e) like a natural woman

 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.

Option 1: Mystery Gift

Option 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.

He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us.

And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets.

I hope my sons never find the FFA.
what was option #1?
A pound of veal.
I'll pound your veal



Instant Feedback Opportunity!!!!

did the above comment make you feel:

a) threatened

b) sexually harassed

c) confused

d) a little excited

e) like a natural woman
:lmao: POD
 
So I told my oldest son (Kellen) today that he had a choice for his birthday.

Option 1: Mystery Gift

Option 2: He gets to go the Oregon Ducks/Washington game with me tomorrow. I'll let him sit in the front seat, will pack a cooler full of soda and snacks and will depart early in the morning.

He nearly put a hole in the ceiling jumping up and down over option 2. My wife emailed me a little later to say he was on cloud 9 going into school today. Tomorrow is going to be so much fun for both of us.

And while I'd like to pat myself on the back a little harder, I'll be honest - I just couldn't find a buyer willing to pay the right price for the tickets.

I hope my sons never find the FFA.
what was option #1?
A pound of veal.
I'll pound your veal



Instant Feedback Opportunity!!!!

did the above comment make you feel:

a) threatened

b) sexually harassed

c) confused

d) a little excited

e) like a natural woman
:lmao: POD
:lmao: :lmao:
 
Conversation I had with one of my female students today. All this week has been 'dress up' week in honor of Red Ribbon Week...which was actually last week (don't ask). One day was 'wear red day', another was 'crazy sock day' etc. Today was 'superhero day'. One of the girls in my class was wearing a pink Superman cape.

Me: I'm glad I didn't wear my pink cape today. We would have looked silly wearing the same thing, right?

Caped Girl: Why do you have a pink cape?

Me: Sometimes you just want to feel pretty.

 
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Conversation I had with one of my female students today. All this week has been 'dress up' week in honor of Red Ribbon Week...which was actually last week (don't ask). One day was 'wear red day', another was 'crazy sock day' etc. Today was 'superhero day'. One of the girls in my class was wearing a pink Superman cape.Me: I'm glad I didn't wear my pink cape today. We would have looked silly wearing the same thing, right?Caped Girl: Why do you have a pink cape?Me: Sometimes you just want to feel pretty.
:lmao:
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Fuller said:
SofaKings said:
Damn, Forrest and Fuller were college roomies. Who woulda thunk?
not me, I was banned from living on campus at a damn junior college because I got hammered and kicked a guy's door in.
Good for you. :hophead: E10, Krista & YSR you need to start posting again.
Does my interaction with the T-Mobile gal make me a scumbag and/or creepy?
No.**This waiver of scumbag/creepiness is given only with respect to the interaction with T-Mobile gal described in the above-referenced post, assumes that the post was a complete and not materially misleading description of such interaction, and should not be read as a waiver of scumbag/creepiness with respect to any other such interaction as may be contemplated now or in the future.
How can Wheelhouse get in touch with you?
 
Oh good Lord:

The long answer, a mattress does gain weight as the years pass. It absorbs the fluids that your body excretes (oil and sweat) as well as dead skin cells. Another weight factor, is that the mattress becomes host to microscopic dust mites, which live in the dust and feed on the skin cells. These then perform their normal biologic functions, and their excrement adds its weight to the mattress as well.With all these factors, over 10 or so years, a 90 pound mattress can gain around 20 pounds.
Our mattress is 8 years old. :X
 
GBStLB> hi.

I'm not posting as much right now because I'm a complete life-suck and really don't want to bring that to the FFA.

Also, I decided to stop drinking during this crunch time, so I'm apparently not all that interesting either.

Fortunately, my BF is in this with me, so we are at least understanding of each other's stresses. Not to be all "look at me", but over the last few months (after an admittedly rocky summer), I've realized that I've got a really good one. That's a high point.

Now. Does anyone either want to lend me $50k or buy a couple of rental properties in Knoxville, TN? JB, I'm looking at you (for the latter... well, maybe the former... but most likely the latter).

 
GBStLB> hi.

I'm not posting as much right now because I'm a complete life-suck and really don't want to bring that to the FFA.

Also, I decided to stop drinking during this crunch time, so I'm apparently not all that interesting either.

Fortunately, my BF is in this with me, so we are at least understanding of each other's stresses. Not to be all "look at me", but over the last few months (after an admittedly rocky summer), I've realized that I've got a really good one. That's a high point.

Now. Does anyone either want to lend me $50k or buy a couple of rental properties in Knoxville, TN? JB, I'm looking at you (for the latter... well, maybe the former... but most likely the latter).
Ooof, that's gotta be rough. Hang in there, GBYSR.I might have $5 for you? :goodposting:

 
GBStLB> hi.I'm not posting as much right now because I'm a complete life-suck and really don't want to bring that to the FFA.Also, I decided to stop drinking during this crunch time, so I'm apparently not all that interesting either.
How many months along are you? g'luck YSR
 
Conversation I had with one of my female students today. All this week has been 'dress up' week in honor of Red Ribbon Week...which was actually last week (don't ask). One day was 'wear red day', another was 'crazy sock day' etc. Today was 'superhero day'. One of the girls in my class was wearing a pink Superman cape.Me: I'm glad I didn't wear my pink cape today. We would have looked silly wearing the same thing, right?Caped Girl: Why do you have a pink cape?Me: Sometimes you just want to feel pretty.
:blackdot: :thumbup: :lmao: :lmao: I'd love to sit in on one of your classes one day.
 
YSR, good luck. I don't have a dollar to give, but I give a damn. If that helps. Chin up. You're one of the great ones.

Also, look for my tiny little company/boss in Barron's either tomorrow or next week. This is our huge break.

 
Oh good Lord:

The long answer, a mattress does gain weight as the years pass. It absorbs the fluids that your body excretes (oil and sweat) as well as dead skin cells. Another weight factor, is that the mattress becomes host to microscopic dust mites, which live in the dust and feed on the skin cells. These then perform their normal biologic functions, and their excrement adds its weight to the mattress as well.With all these factors, over 10 or so years, a 90 pound mattress can gain around 20 pounds.
Our mattress is 8 years old. :lmao:
in college i had a bed that had been passed down from my grandparents :popcorn: when i finally threw that sonofa##### out it must have weighed 300 lbs
 

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