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My newphews came over for a sleepover last night. There are 4 boys in my townhouse ranging in age from 5 to 8. Question: when is it acceptable to pour a glass of Jameson? :unsure:
With 6 kids we became alcoholics so you'll have to find your own middle ground.
I survived. Saving my first drink for kickoff of the Civil War. If the Ducks win, I'm popping a bottle of Dom that was gifted to me last month. :tfp:
 
MisfitBlondes said:
Awesome that my family doc also works the ER...I just got the call that I have severe sepsis and I need to go to the hospital before I go into shock. I have the feeling this isn't going to be fun. :tfp:
Wow, that sucks! Hope everything turns out ok! GL
 
My newphews came over for a sleepover last night. There are 4 boys in my townhouse ranging in age from 5 to 8.

Question: when is it acceptable to pour a glass of Jameson? :thumbdown:
I thought you were only drinking on Sunday?Or are you only drinking on Sunday?
Teh ladder.And I'm only drinking beer on Sundays. Rest of the week is limited to a nip here or there of the brown water.

Gym this morning. 40 minutes on the eliptical. Been 6 out of the last 10 days. I'll be back in size 35 jeans in no time.
Gotcha. 3 sober Fridays in a row for me. Mrs. SLB gave a massage and then....well, it was much better than being drunk.Of course I just got gas and Mrs. SLB says "go" and I hear this ka-klunk. I forgot to take the pump out of my tank. :confused:

Kritsa, thanks.

 
Because I am boarding a plane to Nashville in 3 hours and have the potential to plummet to my death, I decided to go ahead and upload the hoarding pictures.Those of you who saw Christmas 2009 pictures will see that some areas have improved, and some have not. A couple of new things I tried to capture on this trip were the weird dolls sprinkled throughout the house and the collection of black, plastic planters (and trash cans) in the backyard.I also got some really embarrassing baby pictures out of the albums his mother thrust upon me. So here you are: Knoxville 2010Be sure to check ESPN for reports of the Jags' plane being grounded because of the girl who had an anxiety attack somewhere over Alabama.
I'm assuming the audition tape has been mailed to "Hoarders" already? Good god...
 
Mrs. SLB got so drunk at ny families Christmas party I had to pretty much carry her from the house. then she said she could walk and fell in th snow where she rolled around giggling.

For once I'm not the black squirrel. :thumbsup:

 
My kid woke up and puked all over our hotel room this morning :wall: poor kid has a football game at 6 tonight and he may have to miss it. I can't imagine how he feels right now, he is so pumped to be out here in Florida but now this :loco:

 
My kid woke up and puked all over our hotel room this morning :confused: poor kid has a football game at 6 tonight and he may have to miss it. I can't imagine how he feels right now, he is so pumped to be out here in Florida but now this :angry:
Damn. Hope everything went well.Went to Biloxi this weekend.Still breathing.Well wishes to everyone.
 
CGRdrJoe said:
My kid woke up and puked all over our hotel room this morning :goodposting: poor kid has a football game at 6 tonight and he may have to miss it. I can't imagine how he feels right now, he is so pumped to be out here in Florida but now this :wall:
Bummer, mex. Sorry to hear it. Hope he's okay. You are one hell of a coach. And dad. I really admire you. :thumbup:
 
Tiger Fan said:
Congrats to your ducks GM....hopefully you can make it down to the game....definitely an experience you don't want to miss.
Thanks, GB. :goodposting: I might have a lead on some tickets. Sacamano has sort of maybe agreed to let me crash with him if and only if I supply his daughter with a pony. Airfare is going to be hard to find. Lotta money as well and we're saving for another house.Plus, I think Auburn is going to crush them.
 
Tiger Fan said:
Congrats to your ducks GM....hopefully you can make it down to the game....definitely an experience you don't want to miss.
Thanks, GB. :thumbup: I might have a lead on some tickets. Sacamano has sort of maybe agreed to let me crash with him if and only if I supply his daughter with a pony. Airfare is going to be hard to find. Lotta money as well and we're saving for another house.Plus, I think Auburn is going to crush them.
I kind of think so too. :sad:
 
At the risk of losing my FBG cred as an uber-stable, super cool tough guy, I suggest a few of you download John Hiatt's "What Love Can Do", pour your lover a Jameson neat, put Hiatt on, rub some shoulders, lay back and enjoy what follows. If you have a fireplace in your bedroom, even better.

 
CGRdrJoe said:
My kid woke up and puked all over our hotel room this morning :goodposting: poor kid has a football game at 6 tonight and he may have to miss it. I can't imagine how he feels right now, he is so pumped to be out here in Florida but now this :wall:
Bummer, mex. Sorry to hear it. Hope he's okay. You are one hell of a coach. And dad. I really admire you. :thumbup:
Thanks GM and Jeep, somehow he played 3 quarters and played insane before having to sit. We dominated so our next game is for Nationals! He should be good and healthy come Thursday
 
No fireplace in the bedroom, wife doesn't drink whiskey and that song sounds like something from the Dust Bowl. Thanks for all your help, jerk.

 
The word 'lover' really creeps/cheeses me out.Otherwise, I'm on board.
Speaking of "on board", I guess the return flight this time was a little more festive than your previous Jags road trip.
Without question. The guys were smiling and laughing and they let us have the lights on (it was a dark, silent 4.5 hour flight back from San Diego).The game itself was brutal for this Southern girl. It was 20-something degrees and snowing. I'm certainly not used to that kind of weather, and it gave me a new appreciation for die-hard fans in cold weather states. We finally managed to sneak into the Club Seats at halftime and that was a HUGE game-changer.Good trip all in all. Nashville is a fun town and it was a good win for the Jags.
 
Because I am boarding a plane to Nashville in 3 hours and have the potential to plummet to my death, I decided to go ahead and upload the hoarding pictures.

Those of you who saw Christmas 2009 pictures will see that some areas have improved, and some have not. A couple of new things I tried to capture on this trip were the weird dolls sprinkled throughout the house and the collection of black, plastic planters (and trash cans) in the backyard.

I also got some really embarrassing baby pictures out of the albums his mother thrust upon me.

So here you are: Knoxville 2010

Be sure to check ESPN for reports of the Jags' plane being grounded because of the girl who had an anxiety attack somewhere over Alabama.
I'm assuming the audition tape has been mailed to "Hoarders" already? Good god...
The sad thing is, my boyfriend flew up there about a month ago to clean out a whole garage full of their stuff from his house because that was keeping us from being able to rent it (and costing us serious $$$ every month). His dad helped him clean it out and told my boyfriend that he was going to tackle his own house next.So, I had great expectations for Christmas this year. :popcorn:

 
At the risk of losing my FBG cred as an uber-stable, super cool tough guy, I suggest a few of you download John Hiatt's "What Love Can Do", pour your lover a Jameson neat, put Hiatt on, rub some shoulders, lay back and enjoy what follows. If you have a fireplace in your bedroom, even better.
Good lord, I need some sort of interlock device on my computer. :lmao:
 
At the risk of losing my FBG cred as an uber-stable, super cool tough guy, I suggest a few of you download John Hiatt's "What Love Can Do", pour your lover a Jameson neat, put Hiatt on, rub some shoulders, lay back and enjoy what follows. If you have a fireplace in your bedroom, even better.
Good lord, I need some sort of interlock device on my computer. ;)
It's all good. I ended up taking your advice after all.I threw an old John Waite cassette in the deck ("Change", "Missing You"), cracked open a fresh 12ver of Keystone, threw a handful of glow sticks in the corner and then gave her an Indian burn.:money:
 
Mrs. SLB got so drunk at ny families Christmas party I had to pretty much carry her from the house. then she said she could walk and fell in th snow where she rolled around giggling.For once I'm not the black squirrel. :thumbsup:
My back is absolutely roached thanks to Mrs. SLB. I'm at home hopped up on Vicodin.
 
At the risk of losing my FBG cred as an uber-stable, super cool tough guy, I suggest a few of you download John Hiatt's "What Love Can Do", pour your lover a Jameson neat, put Hiatt on, rub some shoulders, lay back and enjoy what follows. If you have a fireplace in your bedroom, even better.
Good lord, I need some sort of interlock device on my computer. :lmao:
It's all good. I ended up taking your advice after all.I threw an old John Waite cassette in the deck ("Change", "Missing You"), cracked open a fresh 12ver of Keystone, threw a handful of glow sticks in the corner and then gave her an Indian burn.:money:
No French Tickler?
 
Mrs. SLB got so drunk at ny families Christmas party I had to pretty much carry her from the house. then she said she could walk and fell in th snow where she rolled around giggling.For once I'm not the black squirrel. :thumbsup:
My back is absolutely roached thanks to Mrs. SLB. I'm at home hopped up on Vicodin.
My dumb ### fell down the stairs. I cannot blame being drunk, was a little tired though. Was carrying the youngest kid, i clutched him tightly as i landed on my back and slid down the stairs, he was scared fecesless, but fine, and my back/neck have not been the same since.
 
Mrs. SLB got so drunk at ny families Christmas party I had to pretty much carry her from the house. then she said she could walk and fell in th snow where she rolled around giggling.For once I'm not the black squirrel. :thumbsup:
My back is absolutely roached thanks to Mrs. SLB. I'm at home hopped up on Vicodin.
My dumb ### fell down the stairs. I cannot blame being drunk, was a little tired though. Was carrying the youngest kid, i clutched him tightly as i landed on my back and slid down the stairs, he was scared fecesless, but fine, and my back/neck have not been the same since.
Nice save! Hope you feel better. :lmao:
 
Mrs. SLB got so drunk at ny families Christmas party I had to pretty much carry her from the house. then she said she could walk and fell in th snow where she rolled around giggling.For once I'm not the black squirrel. :thumbsup:
My back is absolutely roached thanks to Mrs. SLB. I'm at home hopped up on Vicodin.
My dumb ### fell down the stairs. I cannot blame being drunk, was a little tired though. Was carrying the youngest kid, i clutched him tightly as i landed on my back and slid down the stairs, he was scared fecesless, but fine, and my back/neck have not been the same since.
Nice save! Hope you feel better. :lmao:
 
At the risk of losing my FBG cred as an uber-stable, super cool tough guy, I suggest a few of you download John Hiatt's "What Love Can Do", pour your lover a Jameson neat, put Hiatt on, rub some shoulders, lay back and enjoy what follows. If you have a fireplace in your bedroom, even better.
Good lord, I need some sort of interlock device on my computer. :lmao:
It's all good. I ended up taking your advice after all.I threw an old John Waite cassette in the deck ("Change", "Missing You"), cracked open a fresh 12ver of Keystone, threw a handful of glow sticks in the corner and then gave her an Indian burn.:money:
No French Tickler?
No but I whipped out the Flemish Poker.
 
In order to get married, we had to take this "Foccus Inventory". It's 180 questions of stuff like "I agree with my future spouse with regards to how we will rear our children" You have to answer either Agree-Disagree-Uncertain. Questions cover just about everything from sex, children, religion, finances blah blah blah. At the end we're supposed to discuss our answers to make sure we're on the same page. Then we will meet with another couple and they'll flag some of our answers for us to discuss further. We took the test yesterday and meet with our "Foccus Couple" tomorrow night.

After we were done with it, future Mrs Bronkowitz says "Just so you know, I was honest about the drinking questions." :lmao:

Would it be wrong to show up to this thing half cocked?

 

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