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Mr.Pack said:
Gadzooks said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
He was like an old Disco Stu. He knew all the young hot ladies there and got about 10 kisses and even got my non-lesbian fiancee to make out with a smoking 25 year old. Then this nice man then drove us home. He was drinking beer then water then water then beer so he was absolutely sober. We were tanked.
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Nice to hear about the old man and even nicer to see a picture of him. However, some details and/or pics of the non-lesbian finacee making out with a smoking 25 year old probably would've been better. Other than that, ;) :confused: :lmao: Great review.
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I swear I know that guy.What Bars were you at?
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Amelias and then City LoungeYes I'm drunk. ####### Badgers.

 
Don't know if I've ever been less excited about a slate of NFL games.

Pretty bad when the highlight might be the possibility of a 7-9 team squeaking into the playoffs.

 
My head is exploding.

Wife's grandma died, and due to circumstances she's out in Utah for the funeral while I'm here at home with the two kids. Decided to spend the night at my parents last night to get help, and my brother and his wife came over and so I went out to the bar with them and their friends.

Those people do a lot of shots.

 
Gadzooks said:
Nice to hear about the old man and even nicer to see a picture of him. However, some details and/or pics of the non-lesbian finacee making out with a smoking 25 year old probably would've been better. Other than that, ;) :shrug: :lmao: Great review.
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Unfortunately I am not in control of the camera. In fact, the only time I'm allowed to touch it, is if she hands it to me and says "Take a picture of me" She was smart enough to not do that at that point.
kbm said:
Congrats YSR, now stay away from Mrs. SLB.I've been eating leftover whore da vores all morning. My entire house smells like smoke. My stomach hurts. I've considered mixing a drink several times. Hearing about Katie making out with a chick gave me happy pants.
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JaxBill said:
Don't know if I've ever been less excited about a slate of NFL games.Pretty bad when the highlight might be the possibility of a 7-9 team squeaking into the playoffs.
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Pretty sure the NFL hates me. Steelers v Browns? Really? Thanks richards.
 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Gadzooks said:
Nice to hear about the old man and even nicer to see a picture of him. However, some details and/or pics of the non-lesbian finacee making out with a smoking 25 year old probably would've been better. Other than that, :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Great review.
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Unfortunately I am not in control of the camera. In fact, the only time I'm allowed to touch it, is if she hands it to me and says "Take a picture of me" She was smart enough to not do that at that point.
kbm said:
Congrats YSR, now stay away from Mrs. SLB.I've been eating leftover whore da vores all morning. My entire house smells like smoke. My stomach hurts. I've considered mixing a drink several times. Hearing about Katie making out with a chick gave me happy pants.
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JaxBill said:
Don't know if I've ever been less excited about a slate of NFL games.Pretty bad when the highlight might be the possibility of a 7-9 team squeaking into the playoffs.
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Pretty sure the NFL hates me. Steelers v Browns? Really? Thanks richards.
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:thumbup: But we do also get Bucs-Saints which has been a decent game.
 
Tiger Fan said:
So the Bears clinched the #2 seed right? why are their starters still in?
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Heard something on the ESPN pregrame show indicating that Lovie Smith had regretted pulling his starters in the last game of the 2005-6 season, losing momentum going into the playoffs, blahblahblah. Also that it was against the hate Packers and they wanted to go undefeated in the division. :banned:
 
No idea how far I have to go back to my last post in here.

New Years was boring as hell, but I'm not upset in the slightest.

Found a couple of run-down foreclosures WITH water access. Need to get my house sold immediately! I wouldn't have a mortgage at all with either house, but I'd have a lot of work to do. :shrug: We'll see.

Roll Tide. Go Ducks.

 
madhatter said:
Gadzooks said:
Frostillicus said:
So basically nearly everyone who regularly participates in this thread:1. Drinks too much2. Has trouble sleeping3. Was a slacker in collegeInteresting.
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And don't forget:#4 has a story about ####ing in their pants#5 has gotten caught self-pleasuring himself in numerous awkward situations#6 loves bacon
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charvik said:
#7 degenerate gambler?
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1. Not anymore2. Never3. Yes4. Yes5. Yes6. #### Yes7. Yes
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Even though I don't gamble anymore, I'm still a degenerate gambler, but I have no trouble sleeping.
 
Thanks, everyone, for the kind words. Other than a few phone calls, we have been trying to keep a low profile this weekend before the madness of whatever is next starts. Apparently, no such luck, as I've heard from my brother that he spotted an Emily Post etiquette book out on the table when he went to my parents' for New Year's Day lunch - and my dad emailed tonight that I need to beware that my mom has already gotten started with florists, reception sites, etc.

I'm the first of their children to get married (and at 33, I'm the youngest), so she's happier than ever. Our ideas of weddings fall on opposite ends of the spectrum (she envisions 300 people, I would be fine going to a Justice of the Peace), so the next few months should be interesting.

All the same, thanks again, thanks for being my iFriends, and I hope you've all had a wonderful start to 2011. :goodposting:

 
So you pretty much blew his romantic nye surprise proposal plans? :lmao:Congrats though. :)

YSR said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
YSR, congratulations! I remember when I proposed to Katie she was the happiest woman in the world. Remember this moment because in about a week, he'll #### it all up like I did.
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Great story, Stryperkiss!As for the above, I'm the one who would mess it all up - and always am. Take last night, for example. He drove to GA yesterday morning to get some things done for a new office we are opening. I go to our current office to sit through a Quickbooks training with our investor for the GA office. The woman drives me crazy... I can take her in small doses but really can't do too much time with her.I call him at 12:30 and say "I bet Linda is going to want to go to lunch" to which he replies, "Probably, and you should go. She's putting up $$$ to fund our next office and if she wants some girl time with you, so be it".So I suck it up. We go to lunch, which turns out to be an afternoon of drinking. Several rounds of drinks - she's matching my 20 oz. Blue Moon drafts with lemondrop martinis :lmao: . I call him around 4 and let him know he needs to come get me because I can't drive.He joins us for a bit, then we leave. All I want to do at this point is go home. I'm drunk and not really hungry and just want to settle in and not deal with crowds. He keeps telling me that he wants to take me somewhere nice for NYE. I'm telling him that we don't need to be spending money that we don't have on overinflated NYE prices, etc. Basically, I'm being a brat.Finally, we have the following blowup outside the restaurant while waiting for our table:YSR: I just want to go home. Let's go home. We can eat there. If you want to do something nice, let's pick up a steak and some crab legs at the Fresh Market.YSRBF: No, I really want us to do something nice for NYEYSR: LOOK, UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING TO DO SOMETHING AT DINNER, I JUST WANT TO GO HOMEYSRBF: WHAT IF I AM?YSR: ohI'm an ###. But it's another reminder of how perfect he is for me. Totally takes that kind of thing in stride.
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There's some security protocol in place in case Pac-10 SuperFan ever starts posting here, right? Self-destruct mode?

 
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the rover said:
There's some security protocol in place in case he-who-is-not-to-be-named ever starts posting here, right? Self-destruct mode?
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Pretty sure we have already discouraged posting the actual name in here, so as to foil any self-indulgent searches. :confused:
 
Tiger Fan said:
Just read this: If Seattle wins they host playoff game, if they lose they pick 8th in draft. Crazy
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:goodposting: I was thinking earlier that the Saints would want to play a road game in a dome, but you're probably right. Either way, I like their chances. I'm thinking they're screwed in the 2nd round and better pray they meet Atlanta in the NFC Championship though. I don't see them doing well in any of the other stadiums.
 
jplvr said:
Tiger Fan said:
Just read this: If Seattle wins they host playoff game, if they lose they pick 8th in draft. Crazy
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:goodposting: I was thinking earlier that the Saints would want to play a road game in a dome, but you're probably right. Either way, I like their chances. I'm thinking they're screwed in the 2nd round and better pray they meet Atlanta in the NFC Championship though. I don't see them doing well in any of the other stadiums.
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They can get by Seattle/STL without establishing the run, but I think that's it. They sat Pierre today, but Ivory got dinged up again. That being said, the NFC is wide open....and you have to give the edge to ATL b/c of home field, but as a Saints fan; I'd feel alot better playing in ATL then in Chicago.
 
YSR said:
the rover said:
There's some security protocol in place in case he-who-is-not-to-be-named ever starts posting here, right? Self-destruct mode?
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Pretty sure we have already discouraged posting the actual name in here, so as to foil any self-indulgent searches. <_<
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Edited. I'm sure a search for his name is the only way he's going to find a thread that's barely left page 1 of the forum for eight months now.I thought Zartan was the only person who did searches for his name. :shrug:
 
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