GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Thorn]

Frito Pie was my chosen day to buy lunch at school for years.

I still make it at home for myself. It's delicious.

 

[shuke]

I think washing one's hands in a public restroom (assuming it's not a sensor-activated sink) is one of the grossest things you can do. Someone else comes in, goes to the bathroom, grabs the faucet with their ****-hands, washes their hands, and then turns the faucet off with their clean hands. But the faucet still has ****-hands on it, that's not erased when it's subsequently turned by clean hands. Nobody washes down a faucet.Sometimes you can turn a faucet with your sleeve, but failing that, I'd rather have my own ****-hands than someone else's dickhands.

I've always said that if I ever had the balls to be a stand up comic, this would be my opening rant. I've had this conversation multiple times with friends while drinking. It's just disgusting.

Sounds hilarious, Dane.

 

[Sarnoff]

we're going to attempt an updated version of Bosom Buddies

Just found out another one, basically, it's "Edgar Allen Poe solves crimes in 1840's Boston." 19th-Century CSI.

 

[YSR]

Grossest 'men's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when some germaphobe builds a freaking tower out of toilet paper to sit down on, takes his dump, and then freaking leaves his poop nest perched on the toilet seat for the next dude to deal with.

Grossest 'women's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when you walk in right after an old woman who has just gone #2.

 

[General Malaise]

Grossest 'men's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when some germaphobe builds a freaking tower out of toilet paper to sit down on, takes his dump, and then freaking leaves his poop nest perched on the toilet seat for the next dude to deal with.

See now I enjoy finding this. I feel like a crow stealing another bird's nest. They did all the hard work, I enjoy the fruits of their labor.

 

[General Malaise]

I think washing one's hands in a public restroom (assuming it's not a sensor-activated sink) is one of the grossest things you can do. Someone else comes in, goes to the bathroom, grabs the faucet with their ****-hands, washes their hands, and then turns the faucet off with their clean hands. But the faucet still has ****-hands on it, that's not erased when it's subsequently turned by clean hands. Nobody washes down a faucet.Sometimes you can turn a faucet with your sleeve, but failing that, I'd rather have my own ****-hands than someone else's dickhands.

I've always said that if I ever had the balls to be a stand up comic, this would be my opening rant. I've had this conversation multiple times with friends while drinking. It's just disgusting.

Sounds hilarious, Dane.

 

[RudiStein]

Grossest 'men's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when some germaphobe builds a freaking tower out of toilet paper to sit down on, takes his dump, and then freaking leaves his poop nest perched on the toilet seat for the next dude to deal with.

Grossest 'women's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when you walk in right after an old woman who has just gone #2.

Not grosser than walking in on an old man going #3.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Grossest 'men's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when some germaphobe builds a freaking tower out of toilet paper to sit down on, takes his dump, and then freaking leaves his poop nest perched on the toilet seat for the next dude to deal with.

See now I enjoy finding this. I feel like a crow stealing another bird's nest. They did all the hard work, I enjoy the fruits of their labor.

You don't want to be associated with anything absorbant that has been in contact with my sweaty, hairy, hindquarters. You should be calling in a hazmat team, not nestling in.Of course I don't build the germophobe nest, so its all hypothetical.

 

[bentley]

Frito Pie was my chosen day to buy lunch at school for years.

I still make it at home for myself. It's delicious.

I had it for dinner just last night. Big fan.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Grossest 'men's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when some germaphobe builds a freaking tower out of toilet paper to sit down on, takes his dump, and then freaking leaves his poop nest perched on the toilet seat for the next dude to deal with.

See now I enjoy finding this. I feel like a crow stealing another bird's nest. They did all the hard work, I enjoy the fruits of their labor.

Not going to re-use anyone's nest, under any circumstances...but usually, the nest is at least part in the water from his cleansing/redressing routine and absorption factors cause further deteriorization of the cleanliness and integrity of the nest.But hey, if you want to be a squatter...

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Grossest 'men's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when some germaphobe builds a freaking tower out of toilet paper to sit down on, takes his dump, and then freaking leaves his poop nest perched on the toilet seat for the next dude to deal with.

See now I enjoy finding this. I feel like a crow stealing another bird's nest. They did all the hard work, I enjoy the fruits of their labor.

You don't want to be associated with anything absorbant that has been in contact with my sweaty, hairy, hindquarters. You should be calling in a hazmat team, not nestling in.Of course I don't build the germophobe nest, so its all hypothetical.

I don't build the nest either. Just find it gross to find the remnants.

 

[Flash]

can we just go ahead and outlaw garbage like Taco Bell in exchange for legalizing hard drugs?

But what would the people eat after the bar closes?

 

[Tiger Fan]

I think washing one's hands in a public restroom (assuming it's not a sensor-activated sink) is one of the grossest things you can do. Someone else comes in, goes to the bathroom, grabs the faucet with their ****-hands, washes their hands, and then turns the faucet off with their clean hands. But the faucet still has ****-hands on it, that's not erased when it's subsequently turned by clean hands. Nobody washes down a faucet.Sometimes you can turn a faucet with your sleeve, but failing that, I'd rather have my own ****-hands than someone else's dickhands.

I've always said that if I ever had the balls to be a stand up comic, this would be my opening rant. I've had this conversation multiple times with friends while drinking. It's just disgusting.

Sounds hilarious, Dane.

 

[General Malaise]

Frito Pie was my chosen day to buy lunch at school for years.

I still make it at home for myself. It's delicious.

I had it for dinner just last night. Big fan.

There's a restaurant near me and right by the zoo that used to serve Frito Pie. During the summer, I'd take my boys to the zoo on Wed nights for their free concerts and prior to heading in, would meet up with friends taking their kids at this restaurant for some 2 dollar beers and Frito Pie. Awesome.Then one night, we went in and Frito Pie was off the menu. Vanished, just....gone. I handled about as well as I handle everything else and had a mini-freakout when they told me there was no way to make it, despite having chili on the menu. I offered the hostess money to walk across the street to the Plaid Pantry to get me a bag of Fritos so I could make it myself, but she declined.I settled down. Had something else. I don't even remember what it was. All I know is it WAS NOT Frito Pie. I haven't been back since.

 

[General Malaise]

Grossest 'men's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when some germaphobe builds a freaking tower out of toilet paper to sit down on, takes his dump, and then freaking leaves his poop nest perched on the toilet seat for the next dude to deal with.

See now I enjoy finding this. I feel like a crow stealing another bird's nest. They did all the hard work, I enjoy the fruits of their labor.

Not going to re-use anyone's nest, under any circumstances...but usually, the nest is at least part in the water from his cleansing/redressing routine and absorption factors cause further deteriorization of the cleanliness and integrity of the nest.But hey, if you want to be a squatter...

Well sometimes, they are already warm. I like that.

 

[General Malaise]

By the way, I find it criminal that Japan has had heated toilet seats for YEARS and we haven't even thought about incorporating that technology into the mix. I want what they have. Why aren't we rushing towards this?

 

[kevzilla]

Frito Pie was my chosen day to buy lunch at school for years.

I still make it at home for myself. It's delicious.

I had it for dinner just last night. Big fan.

There's a restaurant near me and right by the zoo that used to serve Frito Pie. During the summer, I'd take my boys to the zoo on Wed nights for their free concerts and prior to heading in, would meet up with friends taking their kids at this restaurant for some 2 dollar beers and Frito Pie. Awesome.Then one night, we went in and Frito Pie was off the menu. Vanished, just....gone. I handled about as well as I handle everything else and had a mini-freakout when they told me there was no way to make it, despite having chili on the menu. I offered the hostess money to walk across the street to the Plaid Pantry to get me a bag of Fritos so I could make it myself, but she declined.I settled down. Had something else. I don't even remember what it was. All I know is it WAS NOT Frito Pie. I haven't been back since.

Did you scribble something on the receipt?

 

[YSR]

Grossest 'men's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when some germaphobe builds a freaking tower out of toilet paper to sit down on, takes his dump, and then freaking leaves his poop nest perched on the toilet seat for the next dude to deal with.

See now I enjoy finding this. I feel like a crow stealing another bird's nest. They did all the hard work, I enjoy the fruits of their labor.

Not going to re-use anyone's nest, under any circumstances...but usually, the nest is at least part in the water from his cleansing/redressing routine and absorption factors cause further deteriorization of the cleanliness and integrity of the nest.But hey, if you want to be a squatter...

Well sometimes, they are already warm. I like that.

That's just so wrong.

 

[General Malaise]

Frito Pie was my chosen day to buy lunch at school for years.

I still make it at home for myself. It's delicious.

I had it for dinner just last night. Big fan.

There's a restaurant near me and right by the zoo that used to serve Frito Pie. During the summer, I'd take my boys to the zoo on Wed nights for their free concerts and prior to heading in, would meet up with friends taking their kids at this restaurant for some 2 dollar beers and Frito Pie. Awesome.Then one night, we went in and Frito Pie was off the menu. Vanished, just....gone. I handled about as well as I handle everything else and had a mini-freakout when they told me there was no way to make it, despite having chili on the menu. I offered the hostess money to walk across the street to the Plaid Pantry to get me a bag of Fritos so I could make it myself, but she declined.I settled down. Had something else. I don't even remember what it was. All I know is it WAS NOT Frito Pie. I haven't been back since.

Did you scribble something on the receipt?

 

[Flash]

I stopped at Taco bell the other night. Here is the conversation.Me: I'd like a Cheesy Double Beef Burrito and 2 hard shell tacos.TacoGuy: Sorry sir, we don't have the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito anymore.Me: Really? Hmmm, could you just make me one and charge me for a Busrrito Supreme or something.TacoGuy: Sorry sir, we don't have the Cheesy Double Beef Burrito anymore.Me: Yes, I heard you the first time, I'm asking if you can just make one and charge me for something else.TacoGuy: I'm sorry sir, we can't do that. The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito has been discontinued.Me: I understand that, what is the problem with making me one and charging me for something else.TacoGuy: I'm sorry sir, we can't do that. The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito has been discontinued. We have a Crunch Burrito which is fairly close to theCheesy Double Beef.Me: Fine, one of those without the Fritos. TacoGuy: You want one without Fritos? Me: arrggghhh Yes.

You don't like Fritos?

I do like Frito's, but I don't think I would like them on a Burrito.

 

[Flash]

Frito Pie was my chosen day to buy lunch at school for years.

I still make it at home for myself. It's delicious.

Unpack this a bit

 

[bostonfred]

There's a restaurant near me and right by the zoo that used to serve Frito Pie. During the summer, I'd take my boys to the zoo on Wed nights for their free concerts and prior to heading in, would meet up with friends taking their kids at this restaurant for some 2 dollar beers and Frito Pie. Awesome.

Then one night, we went in and Frito Pie was off the menu. Vanished, just....gone. I handled about as well as I handle everything else and had a mini-freakout when they told me there was no way to make it, despite having chili on the menu. I offered the hostess money to walk across the street to the Plaid Pantry to get me a bag of Fritos so I could make it myself, but she declined.

I settled down. Had something else. I don't even remember what it was. All I know is it WAS NOT Frito Pie. I haven't been back since.

Do you know what question I'm going to ask? I'll give you the first three words:

 

[General Malaise]

There's a restaurant near me and right by the zoo that used to serve Frito Pie. During the summer, I'd take my boys to the zoo on Wed nights for their free concerts and prior to heading in, would meet up with friends taking their kids at this restaurant for some 2 dollar beers and Frito Pie. Awesome.

Then one night, we went in and Frito Pie was off the menu. Vanished, just....gone. I handled about as well as I handle everything else and had a mini-freakout when they told me there was no way to make it, despite having chili on the menu. I offered the hostess money to walk across the street to the Plaid Pantry to get me a bag of Fritos so I could make it myself, but she declined.

I settled down. Had something else. I don't even remember what it was. All I know is it WAS NOT Frito Pie. I haven't been back since.

Do you know what question I'm going to ask? I'll give you the first three words:
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Why didn't I leave my kids and run over to buy the Fritos myself? Much better innernet shtick to offer the hostess money. Reads better.

 

[bentley]

I went to a conference in Santa Fe last fall, and they love their frito pies almost as much as they love turquoise and ######lly-inspired artwork.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Frito Pie was my chosen day to buy lunch at school for years.

I still make it at home for myself. It's delicious.

Unpack this a bit

1. Fritos on the bottom of a baking dish2. Cover that with chili, cheese, onions3. Bake til cheese melts4. Eat5. Poop

 

[-fish-]

There's a restaurant near me and right by the zoo that used to serve Frito Pie. During the summer, I'd take my boys to the zoo on Wed nights for their free concerts and prior to heading in, would meet up with friends taking their kids at this restaurant for some 2 dollar beers and Frito Pie. Awesome.

Then one night, we went in and Frito Pie was off the menu. Vanished, just....gone. I handled about as well as I handle everything else and had a mini-freakout when they told me there was no way to make it, despite having chili on the menu. I offered the hostess money to walk across the street to the Plaid Pantry to get me a bag of Fritos so I could make it myself, but she declined.

I settled down. Had something else. I don't even remember what it was. All I know is it WAS NOT Frito Pie. I haven't been back since.

Do you know what question I'm going to ask? I'll give you the first three words:
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***");document.close();

...throw pennies on the floor?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I've never heard of Frito Pie but I think I want some.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

I've never heard of Frito Pie but I think I want some.

Ditto. I was actually afraid to google it until TF posted the recipe.

 

[Thorn]

Frito Pie was my chosen day to buy lunch at school for years.

I still make it at home for myself. It's delicious.

Unpack this a bit

1. Fritos on the bottom of a baking dish2. Cover that with chili, cheese, onions3. Bake til cheese melts4. Eat5. Poop

Yankee alternative:1. Fritos on bottom2. BBQ Chicken or beef3. Baked beans4. Cheese5. Bake till cheese melts6. Eat7. Built comfy toilet nest cuz you'll be there for a bit

 

[Thorn]

Grossest 'men's bathroom' pet peeve for me is when some germaphobe builds a freaking tower out of toilet paper to sit down on, takes his dump, and then freaking leaves his poop nest perched on the toilet seat for the next dude to deal with.

See now I enjoy finding this. I feel like a crow stealing another bird's nest. They did all the hard work, I enjoy the fruits of their labor.

Not going to re-use anyone's nest, under any circumstances...but usually, the nest is at least part in the water from his cleansing/redressing routine and absorption factors cause further deteriorization of the cleanliness and integrity of the nest.But hey, if you want to be a squatter...

Well sometimes, they are already warm. I like that.

That's just so wrong.

what the mother ####

 

[RudiStein]

Pretty sure it's not a coincidence that these last couple of pages are a neat little mix of Taco Bell, Frito Pies, and pooping.

 

[kevzilla]

GM's thread about BM's

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I think washing one's hands in a public restroom (assuming it's not a sensor-activated sink) is one of the grossest things you can do. Someone else comes in, goes to the bathroom, grabs the faucet with their ****-hands, washes their hands, and then turns the faucet off with their clean hands. But the faucet still has ****-hands on it, that's not erased when it's subsequently turned by clean hands. Nobody washes down a faucet.Sometimes you can turn a faucet with your sleeve, but failing that, I'd rather have my own ****-hands than someone else's dickhands.

I've always said that if I ever had the balls to be a stand up comic, this would be my opening rant. I've had this conversation multiple times with friends while drinking. It's just disgusting.

Sounds hilarious, Dane.

I'm assuming it will be done with some gesticulation.

 

[Flash]

Frito Pie was my chosen day to buy lunch at school for years.

I still make it at home for myself. It's delicious.

Unpack this a bit

1. Fritos on the bottom of a baking dish2. Cover that with chili, cheese, onions3. Bake til cheese melts4. Eat5. Poop

Hmmmm, doesn't sound bad at all.

 

[bentley]

I add jalapenos to my Frito pie, but I think that's just a personal quirk.

 

[desert rose]

Who took the funnies page?

 

[desert rose]

For Frito Pie in a bag, open bag of Fritos, add heated chili beans, shredded cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream. Pick up fork, eat.

 

[ttiger72]

I haven't been this disgusted with this thread since everyone revealed their love for that Modern Family hores---.

 

[Guster]

By the way, I find it criminal that Japan has had heated toilet seats for YEARS and we haven't even thought about incorporating that technology into the mix. I want what they have. Why aren't we rushing towards this?

it's like a hug for your bum

 

[bostonfred]

I think washing one's hands in a public restroom (assuming it's not a sensor-activated sink) is one of the grossest things you can do. Someone else comes in, goes to the bathroom, grabs the faucet with their ****-hands, washes their hands, and then turns the faucet off with their clean hands. But the faucet still has ****-hands on it, that's not erased when it's subsequently turned by clean hands. Nobody washes down a faucet.Sometimes you can turn a faucet with your sleeve, but failing that, I'd rather have my own ****-hands than someone else's dickhands.

I believe we've been referring to them as dickmittens in this thread.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Saw a car yesterday with this sticker on the back. I had to do a double take... kinda want one now in case i ever have a run-in with any of you IRL.

 

[bentley]

I haven't been this disgusted with this thread since everyone revealed their love for that Modern Family hores---.

I love Modern Family and Frito Pie. Also a big fan of Glee. I hope we can still be friends.

 

[Dr. Watson]

For Frito Pie in a bag, open bag of Fritos, add heated chili beans, shredded cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream. Pick up fork, eat.

We call them "Walking Tacos" up north...can be done with Fritos or Doritos any chip ending in "itos".

 

[JaxBill]

Surely somebody in this thread can come up with a creative use for THESE

 

[YSR]

We had a patient come to our office yesterday, and in the course of telling us how much money she has (she mentioned her planes, her horses, the fact that she just traded in her Lamborghini for a Porsche, etc), she mentioned her pet bobcat. She lives in a normal house - although I'm sure it's large - and she has a freaking bobcat. You can get yours here.

 

[TobiasFunke]

For Frito Pie in a bag, open bag of Fritos, add heated chili beans, shredded cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream. Pick up fork, eat.

We call them "Walking Tacos" up north...can be done with Fritos or Doritos any chip ending in "itos".

Aren't all tacos "walking tacos"?

 

[krista4]

I've never heard of Frito Pie but I think I want some.

Ditto. I was actually afraid to google it until TF posted the recipe.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

odds that bobcat kills her someday?

 

[ttiger72]

I haven't been this disgusted with this thread since everyone revealed their love for that Modern Family hores---.

I love Modern Family and Frito Pie. Also a big fan of Glee. I hope we can still be friends.

Glee is a clever show, but the music itself is brutal. I had to tap out.Glad it's giving hope to the little 'mos out there though.

 

[Dr. Watson]

For Frito Pie in a bag, open bag of Fritos, add heated chili beans, shredded cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream. Pick up fork, eat.

We call them "Walking Tacos" up north...can be done with Fritos or Doritos any chip ending in "itos".

Aren't all tacos "walking tacos"?

I didn't name it, sport.