GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

barking out odd mathematical terms

Such as?

{in my very best college professor voice, which is part nerd, part Eddie Murphy doing a white guy} "Pythagarim's theory stipulates that an isocolese triangle requires a fractional denonmonator larger than pi to manipulate the correct angles associated with David's lawn-mower blades" {points to riding lawnmower with a tip of the pipe and a plume of smoke}

Oh my.

This might come as a great shock, but i never advanced past college algebra.

 

[Thorn]

barking out odd mathematical terms

Such as?

{in my very best college professor voice, which is part nerd, part Eddie Murphy doing a white guy} "Pythagarim's theory stipulates that an isocolese triangle requires a fractional denonmonator larger than pi to manipulate the correct angles associated with David's lawn-mower blades" {points to riding lawnmower with a tip of the pipe and a plume of smoke}

Oh my.

This might come as a great shock, but i never advanced past college algebra.

What grade did you get to in spelling?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

at denonmonator

 

[YSR]

Is isocolese the stuff that loosens your stool?

 

[RudiStein]

We're learning about inventions and technology in class today. This includes a discussion of a quote by Alex de Tocqueville that states Americans are "to be always making life more comfortable and convenient, to avoid trouble, and to satisfy the smallest wants without effort and almost without cost...."

So I'm showing them

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What grade did you get to in spelling?

I can't throw stones here though. :infinity:

 

[General Malaise]

This is really weird, but I had a dream about this thread last night. Specifically I dreamed that Mex put up this post about a conversation he had with GM that night:

GM: Do you think in a Voldemort-y world people would still carry guns?Mex: Mex, down?GM: I know, I just asked the question because I wanted to elaborate on the answer.Mex: Go ahead.GM: Suck it.

That's exactly it, right down to the emoticons. I have no idea what this could possibly mean.

You want to hear something funny? Last night at the dinner table, my youngest son Coop asked me what "Suck It" meant. He's reading now and apparently on Friday night at the Roller Derby, he read "Suck It" on the video screen. He knows he's not supposed to say 'suck', but the poor kid was mulling over what "Suck It" meant for 4 days before meekly asking us at the dinner table.And Coop did meet Mex.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is isocolese the stuff that loosens your stool?

PM sent.

You want to hear something funny? Last night at the dinner table, my youngest son Coop asked me what "Suck It" meant. He's reading now and apparently on Friday night at the Roller Derby, he read "Suck It" on the video screen. He knows he's not supposed to say 'suck', but the poor kid was mulling over what "Suck It" meant for 4 days before meekly asking us at the dinner table.And Coop did meet Mex.

I feel this pain. Cal is constantly reading over my shoulder. All I have to do is click over to :e: and he leaves screaming "OH KNOW E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[General Malaise]

Such as?

{in my very best college professor voice, which is part nerd, part Eddie Murphy doing a white guy} "Pythagarim's theory stipulates that an isocolese triangle requires a fractional denonmonator larger than pi to manipulate the correct angles associated with David's lawn-mower blades" {points to riding lawnmower with a tip of the pipe and a plume of smoke}

Oh my.

This might come as a great shock, but i never advanced past college algebra.

What grade did you get to in spelling?

Normally, I like to run things through spell check...but last night, I thought I'd just wing it. I'm going to check now to see how badly I butchered this.

 

[RudiStein]

Normally, I like to run things through spell check...but last night, I thought I'd just wing it. I'm going to check now to see how badly I butchered this.

"looks good to me" studs and duds

 

[General Malaise]

{in my very best college professor voice, which is part nerd, part Eddie Murphy doing a white guy} "Pythagarim's theory stipulates that an isocolese triangle requires a fractional denonmonator larger than pi to manipulate the correct angles associated with David's lawn-mower blades" {points to riding lawnmower with a tip of the pipe and a plume of smoke}

Oh my.

This might come as a great shock, but i never advanced past college algebra.

What grade did you get to in spelling?

Normally, I like to run things through spell check...but last night, I thought I'd just wing it. I'm going to check now to see how badly I butchered this.

Hoooooooooooooooo boy....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Normally, I like to run things through spell check...but last night, I thought I'd just wing it. I'm going to check now to see how badly I butchered this.

"looks good to me" studs and duds

Again I can't cast stones here. I sometimes feel like I'm just mashing my palms against the keyboard.

 

[Mr.Pack]

at denonmonator

 

[Frostillicus]

Normally, I like to run things through spell check...but last night, I thought I'd just wing it. I'm going to check now to see how badly I butchered this.

You usually run your posts through spell check?

 

[Dr. Watson]

Normally, I like to run things through spell check...but last night, I thought I'd just wing it. I'm going to check now to see how badly I butchered this.

You usually run your posts through spell check?

I did that for awhile back in the Smoo era...

 

[General Malaise]

Normally, I like to run things through spell check...but last night, I thought I'd just wing it. I'm going to check now to see how badly I butchered this.

You usually run your posts through spell check?

I do if they are longer than a few sentences or contain words I'm not sure on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Normally, I like to run things through spell check...but last night, I thought I'd just wing it. I'm going to check now to see how badly I butchered this.

You usually run your posts through spell check?

I do if they are longer than a few sentences or contain words I'm not sure on.

GB Google toolbar with spell check.

 

[Thorn]

Normally, I like to run things through spell check...but last night, I thought I'd just wing it. I'm going to check now to see how badly I butchered this.

You usually run your posts through spell check?

I do if they are longer than a few sentences or contain words I'm not sure on.

GB Google toolbar with spell check.

Or Chrome for that matter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This is fun.

The challenges are cool too.

 

[Tiger Fan]

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[Mr.Pack]

Thanks guys.Speaking of college. We paid for part of her 1st year after the Scholarships and Grants, but now we have to look ahead and she needs financing for the rest of her college.Has anyone taken out student loans lately? Where is a good place to get them? Thanks again!

Bump

Don't know anything about it, but let me know what you find out. It won't be long before I'm doing this.I always figured I'd be refinancing.

Another bump here.There has to be someone out there who can shed a little light on this for us "not so fortunate" FBG.TIA

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks guys.Speaking of college. We paid for part of her 1st year after the Scholarships and Grants, but now we have to look ahead and she needs financing for the rest of her college.Has anyone taken out student loans lately? Where is a good place to get them? Thanks again!

Bump

Don't know anything about it, but let me know what you find out. It won't be long before I'm doing this.I always figured I'd be refinancing.

Another bump here.There has to be someone out there who can shed a little light on this for us "not so fortunate" FBG.TIA

I don't know anything about it. Sorry.

 

[mr. furley]

This probably explains why you and I never really hit it off.

i did a lot of the pot and never ever ever ever found this show funnybut if it means getting closer to you i am going to queue up the entire catalog this weekend

 

[mr. furley]

makes perfect sense you'd hate it.

what Z Machine is to food, you are to everything else

even your analogies are horrible

Time to short fruley stock?

about 3 years behind on this, gb

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, did you see Tosh.0 last night? Part of it was made especially for you.

The look on Mrs. SLB's face was awesome. I've never seen her to flabbergasted before which being married to me is saying something. That was equally as funny.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Thanks guys.Speaking of college. We paid for part of her 1st year after the Scholarships and Grants, but now we have to look ahead and she needs financing for the rest of her college.Has anyone taken out student loans lately? Where is a good place to get them? Thanks again!

Bump

Don't know anything about it, but let me know what you find out. It won't be long before I'm doing this.I always figured I'd be refinancing.

Another bump here.There has to be someone out there who can shed a little light on this for us "not so fortunate" FBG.TIA

I don't know anything about it. Sorry.

But you are one of those typical rich FBG, so I didn't expect you to know.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Mr. Pack -

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/26/business/yourmoney/26money.html

Shop around

2.5 years old but seems pretty solid.

Been too long for me, and my oldest is 5-6 years away. And the little #### better be bagging scholarships.

:529aintenough:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Thanks guys.Speaking of college. We paid for part of her 1st year after the Scholarships and Grants, but now we have to look ahead and she needs financing for the rest of her college.Has anyone taken out student loans lately? Where is a good place to get them? Thanks again!

Bump

Don't know anything about it, but let me know what you find out. It won't be long before I'm doing this.I always figured I'd be refinancing.

Another bump here.There has to be someone out there who can shed a little light on this for us "not so fortunate" FBG.TIA

The guidance office doesn't have any info? I'd check with them first. She may be surprised to find more aid/grants based on her 1st and potentially 2nd semester grades.I think Chase and Sallie Mae have student loan programsSorry, I don't know much about it...my college experience is detailed a few pages back

 

[Mr.Pack]

Mr. Pack -

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/26/business/yourmoney/26money.html

Shop around

2.5 years old but seems pretty solid.

Been too long for me, and my oldest is 5-6 years away. And the little #### better be bagging scholarships.

:529aintenough:

Thanks, I'll read that.Looking online is crazy. There are so many. Sallie Mae looks good, but then a lot of them look good.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, did you see Tosh.0 last night? Part of it was made especially for you.The look on Mrs. SLB's face was awesome. I've never seen her to flabbergasted before which being married to me is saying something. That was equally as funny.

Found it. PM sent.

 

[Tiger Fan]

GM, did you see Tosh.0 last night? Part of it was made especially for you.The look on Mrs. SLB's face was awesome. I've never seen her to flabbergasted before which being married to me is saying something. That was equally as funny.

Found it. PM sent.

Which part?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, did you see Tosh.0 last night? Part of it was made especially for you.The look on Mrs. SLB's face was awesome. I've never seen her to flabbergasted before which being married to me is saying something. That was equally as funny.

Found it. PM sent.

Which part?

Stripper & accompanying Tosh clip.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Thanks guys.Speaking of college. We paid for part of her 1st year after the Scholarships and Grants, but now we have to look ahead and she needs financing for the rest of her college.Has anyone taken out student loans lately? Where is a good place to get them? Thanks again!

Bump

Don't know anything about it, but let me know what you find out. It won't be long before I'm doing this.I always figured I'd be refinancing.

Another bump here.There has to be someone out there who can shed a little light on this for us "not so fortunate" FBG.TIA

The guidance office doesn't have any info? I'd check with them first. She may be surprised to find more aid/grants based on her 1st and potentially 2nd semester grades.I think Chase and Sallie Mae have student loan programsSorry, I don't know much about it...my college experience is detailed a few pages back

I don't know if I have been talking to a new person there or what, but I have gotten absolutely nowhere with them. I did start looking through their website and there is a little info there, so I will have to do more reading.Thanks

 

[Frostillicus]

It was a run.

 

[charvik]

LOL @ Coop!

 

[Frostillicus]

Remember that system I mentioned for college basketball over/unders? Since the plays I've posted in this thread have only gone 2-2 I didn't bother posting tonight. The plays I would have posted (system plays that are offered on sportsbook.com) went 5-0. Sorry.

 

[Thorn]

LOL @ Coop!

That coach needs some jorts.

 

[charvik]

LOL @ Coop!

That coach needs some jorts.

 

[Thorn]

LOL @ Coop!

That coach needs some jorts.

coop's coach might need some fashion assistance

 

[General Malaise]

LOL @ Coop!

That coach needs some jorts.

coop's coach might need some fashion assistance

Something is not right with me

 

[YSR]

I can't remember the last time I've slept through the night.

 

[Gadzooks]

Something is not right with me

I have no concerns in regards to your costume. However, I'd like to know how much "coaching" is going on here? On the right side of the picture, there is a child laying down on the floor, possibly injured or passed out and next to him another "player" (#7 in your program) is giving a bear hug to a teammate. So many questions.

 

[Early_10]

I truly hope your current wife is sane, GM. Those poor kids.

 

[charvik]

LOL @ Coop!

That coach needs some jorts.

coop's coach might need some fashion assistance

Something is not right with me

I meant Coop's comment at the dinner table...

 

[bostonfred]

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I can't remember the last time I've slept through the night.

Next time this happens (tomorrow), could you send me that JJ Grey stuff? TIA!

 

[JaxBill]

LOL @ Coop!

That coach needs some jorts.

coop's coach might need some fashion assistance

Something is not right with me

Sorry to hear about your varicose vein issue.

 

[YSR]

I can't remember the last time I've slept through the night. :(

Next time this happens (tomorrow), could you send me that JJ Grey stuff? TIA!

You likely won't believe this, but I was actually thinking about this at 5:00 this morning. I'm out of town now, but happen to have my external HD with me. Going down to the car NOW and will begin uploading shortly.

 

[the moops]

Something is not right with me

You need some sweet high tops.I suggest these

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I can't remember the last time I've slept through the night. :(

Next time this happens (tomorrow), could you send me that JJ Grey stuff? TIA!

You likely won't believe this, but I was actually thinking about this at 5:00 this morning. I'm out of town now, but happen to have my external HD with me. Going down to the car NOW and will begin uploading shortly.

Sweet.