GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this.

In a completely unrelated note, Cal told me he wants to go to math camp this summer. I asked him if his school had a math camp and he said "no Google it, there has to be one around here some place." Pickles, thoughts?

 

[RudiStein]

I didn't even get legs

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I didn't even get legs

Sorry, I didn't get to complete my original vision because Mrs. SLB was yelling at me about Easter or something.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

I've started creating threads designed to attract the lowest common denominator each weekday I can.

Not sure it's working at containing the nonsense, but it's worth a shot.

:doingmypart:

 

[YSR]

I didn't even get legs

Neither did I. I did, however, appear to get a nice mustache.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I didn't even get legs

Neither did I. I did, however, appear to get a nice mustache.

That's a Dirty Sanchez.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

I didn't even get legs

I didn't get nuthin' :(

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I've started creating threads designed to attract the lowest common denominator each weekday I can.Not sure it's working at containing the nonsense, but it's worth a shot.:doingmypart:

I thought this thread accomplished that every day??

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I didn't even get legs

I didn't get nuthin' :(

My sincerest apologies to you,and anybody else that isn't represented. It is a very complicated and complex process from conception to design.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

He stepped out of the way of the herpes bus and wandered onto the tracks of the monogamy train. Poor, dumb *******.

I'm waiting to be inspired.

FWIW, the drawings are probably my favorite thing on the interboards.

They say it sounds like a train when it's coming...

Whats with my ears? Or is that one of those fake-arrow-through-the-head things?

 

[SofaKings]

Bison ribeye for lunch. This should be interesting!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

IT'S NOT A ####### UNIBROW THERE'S A ####### NATURAL GAP!

Sure there is, GB. Sure there is.

Mother####er, you've seen pictures of me on facebook. GAP. There's a ####### GAP.

 

[mr. furley]

IT'S NOT A ####### UNIBROW THERE'S A ####### NATURAL GAP!

this is news to me

 

[urbanhack]

Congrats Pickles if this all is now official -- the marriage and the kid, that is. Whens' the kid due?

August 22.

WOW

 

[urbanhack]

I didn't even get legs

I didn't get nuthin' :(

My sincerest apologies to you,and anybody else that isn't represented. It is a very complicated and complex process from conception to design.

make it bigger!

 

[Mrs. BSR]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this

Wait, what? I obviously missed something somewhere. You're moving? Why?

 

[eoMMan]

Over the weekend, I killed a big spider that was near my front door. I like spiders and realize that they do a good thing by killing insects and what not but with people and my dog in the house, this spider had to go. Anyway, I swatted him with a rolled up newspaper and as soon as I hit him, all these little black dots hit the floor and wall. It took maybe 2 seconds to realize what they were.....BABIES!!!!

I ended up sweeping the "dots" out the front door quickly and I was actually felt bad for killing the mother spider.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this

Wait, what? I obviously missed something somewhere. You're moving? Why?

The boys go to a private school right now but Cal needs more services than they can provide. The public schools around here are horrid so we are moving into a better school district. I'm not even sure wtf we are moving right now, I just want to get this house sold. I ran to the hardware store to get some twine and I got a sic feeling in my gut seeing the POD in my driveway. I love this house and neighborhood and don't want to move. Of course there isn't a choice between a material thing and my son. We are meeting tomorrow at 1 to see what the Special School District has to say about even more testing he has been going through. He is a really sharp kid with a high IQ to prove it. Last week we were told by the SSD that they believe he has Asperger's but that they needed to analyze all of the testing more.

 

[shuke]

Over the weekend, I killed a big spider that was near my front door. I like spiders and realize that they do a good thing by killing insects and what not but with people and my dog in the house, this spider had to go. Anyway, I swatted him with a rolled up newspaper and as soon as I hit him, all these little black dots hit the floor and wall. It took maybe 2 seconds to realize what they were.....BABIES!!!! I ended up sweeping the "dots" out the front door quickly and I was actually felt bad for killing the mother spider.

I did this a year ago or so. Stepped onto a spider and it looked like it turned into about 30 tiny spiders scattering everywhere. Can't tell you how frightened I was. My wife still doesn't believe this happened.

 

[bentley]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this

Wait, what? I obviously missed something somewhere. You're moving? Why?

The boys go to a private school right now but Cal needs more services than they can provide. The public schools around here are horrid so we are moving into a better school district. I'm not even sure wtf we are moving right now, I just want to get this house sold. I ran to the hardware store to get some twine and I got a sic feeling in my gut seeing the POD in my driveway. I love this house and neighborhood and don't want to move. Of course there isn't a choice between a material thing and my son. We are meeting tomorrow at 1 to see what the Special School District has to say about even more testing he has been going through. He is a really sharp kid with a high IQ to prove it. Last week we were told by the SSD that they believe he has Asperger's but that they needed to analyze all of the testing more.

It's amazing how much that school stuff starts to matter. We have an elementary school in the neighborhood, but the middle school and high school are awful. So we've pretty much got a hard move date regardless of how much we love the house and neighbors, conditions of the market, etc.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this.

In a completely unrelated note, Cal told me he wants to go to math camp this summer. I asked him if his school had a math camp and he said "no Google it, there has to be one around here some place." Pickles, thoughts?

Math camp?

 

[-fish-]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this.

In a completely unrelated note, Cal told me he wants to go to math camp this summer. I asked him if his school had a math camp and he said "no Google it, there has to be one around here some place." Pickles, thoughts?

Math camp?

nobodylikesmathcamp

 

[bostonfred]

can't imagine there are a lot of successful math camps around. good at math and good at camping sounds more like a venn diatram than a market segment.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'd consider becoming a mathlete.

 

[joffer]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this.

In a completely unrelated note, Cal told me he wants to go to math camp this summer. I asked him if his school had a math camp and he said "no Google it, there has to be one around here some place." Pickles, thoughts?

Math camp?

Day 1 - straight line pizzaDay 2 - -5^2

 

[heckmanm]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this.

In a completely unrelated note, Cal told me he wants to go to math camp this summer. I asked him if his school had a math camp and he said "no Google it, there has to be one around here some place." Pickles, thoughts?

Math camp?

Day 1 - straight line pizzaDay 2 - -5^2

Some day, when I'm a billionaire, I'm opening a restaurant called Straight Line Pizza (serving long, narrow pizza by the inch, just so I can meet the entire FFA in person as they make their pilgrimage.The price, of course, will be $-5^2 per foot. It'll be interesting to see if the die-hard "+25" folks will hold to their position when they realize they could be getting paid for eating the pizza.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this

Wait, what? I obviously missed something somewhere. You're moving? Why?

The boys go to a private school right now but Cal needs more services than they can provide. The public schools around here are horrid so we are moving into a better school district. I'm not even sure wtf we are moving right now, I just want to get this house sold. I ran to the hardware store to get some twine and I got a sic feeling in my gut seeing the POD in my driveway. I love this house and neighborhood and don't want to move. Of course there isn't a choice between a material thing and my son. We are meeting tomorrow at 1 to see what the Special School District has to say about even more testing he has been going through. He is a really sharp kid with a high IQ to prove it. Last week we were told by the SSD that they believe he has Asperger's but that they needed to analyze all of the testing more.

It's amazing how much that school stuff starts to matter. We have an elementary school in the neighborhood, but the middle school and high school are awful. So we've pretty much got a hard move date regardless of how much we love the house and neighbors, conditions of the market, etc.

When we bought this house it was pretty dicey on if we would ever even have kids so the public schools didn't even register on the radar.

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this.

In a completely unrelated note, Cal told me he wants to go to math camp this summer. I asked him if his school had a math camp and he said "no Google it, there has to be one around here some place." Pickles, thoughts?

Math camp?

nobodylikesmathcamp

lol

 

[Frostillicus]

I'd consider becoming a mathlete.

Lindsay Weir was a mathlete too. Hubba hubba.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this.

In a completely unrelated note, Cal told me he wants to go to math camp this summer. I asked him if his school had a math camp and he said "no Google it, there has to be one around here some place." Pickles, thoughts?

Math camp?

nobodylikesmathcamp

I went to math camp for three years. I enjoyed the hell out of it.

 

[Stoneys]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this.

In a completely unrelated note, Cal told me he wants to go to math camp this summer. I asked him if his school had a math camp and he said "no Google it, there has to be one around here some place." Pickles, thoughts?

Math camp?

nobodylikesmathcamp

I went to math camp for three years. I enjoyed the hell out of it.

[americanpie]...This one time at Math camp, I stuck a slide rule...[/americanpie]

 

[Shtaym Syek]

The POD arrives today, I guess we really are moving. I'm having a pretty hard time getting psyched up about this.

In a completely unrelated note, Cal told me he wants to go to math camp this summer. I asked him if his school had a math camp and he said "no Google it, there has to be one around here some place." Pickles, thoughts?

Math camp?

nobodylikesmathcamp

I went to math camp for three years. I enjoyed the hell out of it.

[americanpie]...This one time at Math camp

I met my first girlfriend at math camp.Went to her prom several years later. I see her every few years.

If we ever could land in the same location, we'd be married right now.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

what happens at math camp?

also, what other types of camps are there?

 

[Disco Stu]

also, what other types of camps are there?

[insert name of a sport here] campspace camp

blind kid camp :RockyDennis:

 

[Shtaym Syek]

what happens at math camp?

Generally you do high-school level classes (Algebra II, etc.) to get credit during the day. Other than that, normal camp stuff.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

also, what other types of camps are there?

[insert name of a sport here] campspace camp

blind kid camp :RockyDennis:

Kelly Preston was so hot in that movie. I got the jumpy &quo when I was like 9 years old.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'd consider becoming a mathlete.

Lindsay Weir was a mathlete too. Hubba hubba.

I was going to post that, but figured the reference would be too obscure for most.

 

[urbanhack]

what happens at math camp?also, what other types of camps are there?

i'm headed to spanish camp later this spring.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

what happens at math camp?also, what other types of camps are there?

i'm headed to spanish camp later this spring.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Meth camp is no fun.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

IT'S NOT A ####### UNIBROW THERE'S A ####### NATURAL GAP!

Sorry GB, I kind of go into a trance like state and have little control over my hands when I'm drawing.

what happens at math camp?also, what other types of camps are there?

Math I hope. Whenever he is trying to slide one past me he starts with "Daddy, don't you think it would be a good idea if..." This time it just happened to be math camp. He'll be 7 in a couple of weeks and wants to learn multiplication and division.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You know what the biggest injustice in the country today is? How companies market "steak" sandwiches that are actually roast beef sandwiches.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't think you need to go away to camp to learn basic math, unless you're learning how many ounces are in a case of beer.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't think you need to go away to camp to learn basic math, unless you're learning how many ounces are in a case of beer.

####, it wouldn't be my choice either at his age but he doesn't care about sports. He just really likes learning. Which reminds me, I gotta go.

 

[Exit 1]

Meth camp is no fun.

I assume that's in Missouri? Do you have to bring your own spoon?

 

[RudiStein]

what happens at math camp?also, what other types of camps are there?

We used to have a water ski camp around here. I think we still might.

 

[dharmapunk]

Just now I saw the Alien Neighbor out pulling weeds.

I walked out to say hi. He said he was cultivating his garden because he truly believes that the mind is more than just the brain, that it's part of the things around you, such as a garden. So he's weeding his future garden in order to keep his mind clear and ready...well, I'll admit he lost me here, but I'm pretty sure he wants to get rained on, #### on, scurried across, planted, seeded, eaten, and pissed on by deer.

 

[dharmapunk]

You know what the biggest injustice in the country today is? How companies market "steak" sandwiches that are actually roast beef sandwiches.

And yet, I'll take the roast beef "steak" sandwich over those disgusting processed frozen slices some vendors make "steak" sandwiches with.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

what happens at math camp?also, what other types of camps are there?

We used to have a water ski camp around here. I think we still might.

fictitious camp types?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't think you need to go away to camp to learn basic math, unless you're learning how many ounces are in a case of beer.

####, it wouldn't be my choice either at his age but he doesn't care about sports. He just really likes learning. Which reminds me, I gotta go.

math is kind of like sports

 

[RudiStein]

what happens at math camp?also, what other types of camps are there?

We used to have a water ski camp around here. I think we still might.

fictitious camp types?

1.01: Candyland Camp