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My GB usually had a cooler of beer in his car when it was his turn to drive to school. I think I had a beer once but he frequently downed 2 or 3. Whe are still friends today. Good guy, family, successful. :shrug:

I did get drunk before school one in the 7th grade though. :bag:

 
For our senior trip, we put blue food coloring into a bottle of Everclear and poured it into other bottles.

Nobody asked why all the boys had Aqua Velva. :bag:

 
'kevzilla said:
For our senior trip, we put blue food coloring into a bottle of Everclear and poured it into other bottles.

Nobody asked why all the boys had Aqua Velva. :bag:
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If I were allowed to go on the trip I heard they opened every bottle and smelled them. Apparently some chicks got caught sneaking vodka in their shampoo bottles a few years prior. Chicks.Kev, so what happened? Where did you go?

 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
'kevzilla said:
For our senior trip, we put blue food coloring into a bottle of Everclear and poured it into other bottles.

Nobody asked why all the boys had Aqua Velva. :bag:
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If I were allowed to go on the trip I heard they opened every bottle and smelled them. Apparently some chicks got caught sneaking vodka in their shampoo bottles a few years prior. Chicks.Kev, so what happened? Where did you go?
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A dude ranch outside Bandera. :nerd: There hadn't been a senior trip for 10 years, something about a pregnancy or something. :whistle:

So yeah, a hardscrabble cattle ranch with one TV and no tunes. :bag:

We got drunk, though :thumbup:

 
'kevzilla said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'kevzilla said:
For our senior trip, we put blue food coloring into a bottle of Everclear and poured it into other bottles.

Nobody asked why all the boys had Aqua Velva. :bag:
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If I were allowed to go on the trip I heard they opened every bottle and smelled them. Apparently some chicks got caught sneaking vodka in their shampoo bottles a few years prior. Chicks.Kev, so what happened? Where did you go?
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A dude ranch outside Bandera. :nerd: There hadn't been a senior trip for 10 years, something about a pregnancy or something. :whistle:

So yeah, a hardscrabble cattle ranch with one TV and no tunes. :bag:

We got drunk, though :thumbup:
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You made it with a cowy?! I want to party with you, cowboy.
 
'Sarnoff said:
My uvula is swollen. I can barely talk. I can hardly breathe without feeling nauseous. I ate all the ice cream in my apartment for breakfast, and it didn't help. This sucks.
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How often does this happen? I had most of mine cut out about 15 years ago.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'kevzilla said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'kevzilla said:
For our senior trip, we put blue food coloring into a bottle of Everclear and poured it into other bottles.

Nobody asked why all the boys had Aqua Velva. :bag:
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If I were allowed to go on the trip I heard they opened every bottle and smelled them. Apparently some chicks got caught sneaking vodka in their shampoo bottles a few years prior. Chicks.Kev, so what happened? Where did you go?
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A dude ranch outside Bandera. :nerd: There hadn't been a senior trip for 10 years, something about a pregnancy or something. :whistle:

So yeah, a hardscrabble cattle ranch with one TV and no tunes. :bag:

We got drunk, though :thumbup:
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You made it with a cowy?! I want to party with you, cowboy.
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Well...there was this three-legged heifer outside of Lubbock.... :unsure:
 
'YSR said:
'Early_10 said:
'RudiStein said:
'YSR said:
'YSR said:
45 minutes into a six hour road trip and I'm already bored. Please be entertaining in here today.
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Really appreciate you guys stepping up in here today.
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Something for you to be thankful for: I'm performing a wedding in 2 weeks. There will be 180 guests. 9 bridesmaids and 9 groomsmen. I work with one of the bridesmaids. She just told me "The bride picked out the ugliest shoes for us. There was talk of mutiny."
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I've never been a bridesmaid...or a "godparent"...I'm pretty happy with it. YSR, why does dress shopping take two hours? Can we see this dress or what?
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It took so long because I had something specific in mind; also, I'm not too into what's out there right now. Everything seems to be some kind of one shoulder deal, or else the dresses were super short. I'm a little more conservative than that.This is what I ultimately ended up with, but I'm going to return it because I have a perfectly good dress that I can - and would prefer to - wear. I've only worn it once and it was to an out-of-town wedding, so it passes my mother's "new" test.
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It's pretty classy just the same. I expected nothing less. I did mean pics of the dress on ya though.

 
Im just gonna put this out there: YSR and STryker..... I want an invite to your weddings and I want to sing Lionel Richie songs. IT will be more fun than that royal wedding. The balls in your courts now, I'll wait for the invites.

 
'Gadzooks said:
Im just gonna put this out there: YSR and STryker..... I want an invite to your weddings and I want to sing Lionel Richie songs. IT will be more fun than that royal wedding. The balls in your courts now, I'll wait for the invites.
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I think our GB Strykersam would be OK with this, but as I'm sure you know, weddings are not about the groom. He is a necessary evil, in that most women need one to make the event happen. But it's her day, just ask her.
 
'kevzilla said:
'Gadzooks said:
Im just gonna put this out there: YSR and STryker..... I want an invite to your weddings and I want to sing Lionel Richie songs. IT will be more fun than that royal wedding. The balls in your courts now, I'll wait for the invites.
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I think our GB Strykersam would be OK with this, but as I'm sure you know, weddings are not about the groom. He is a necessary evil, in that most women need one to make the event happen. But it's her day, just ask her.
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This made me think of 2 things:1 Kev is coming to weddings too.2 Strykersam should be the name of a drunk superhero.3 SLBob looks just like trent Dilfer.
 
Met up with some friends for drinks. One of them is single and in his late thirties. He's a confirmed bachelor, but he was telling us the dark side of being single as you get older. Apparently the quality of single friends goes down every year*.

Favorite story of the night was about one of his single friends who is apparently a confirmed drunk bachelor. They went out and drank all night, until his friend came up with the brilliant idea of doing a dine and dash, a chew and screw, or whatever you call it. And my single friend decides, why not, and books out the door with him. They're laughing hysterically as they walk back to the drunk kid's apartment, until the phone rings. It's the bar. This kid decided to do this at his local bar where he goes so often that everyone there knew who he was, they'd all seen his credit card countless times so they knew his full name, they knew where he lived, and everything.

For those of us who are married, this is what we're really missing out on. For all the disco stus and gadzooks out there, there's a hundred goggins'. I'll sleep better tonight even though I'm not going to get any sex.

* yes, we made fun of him for complaining that there just aren't any good single men his age.

 
'Dan said:
'shuke said:
'Dan said:
'shuke said:
'Dan said:
'shuke said:
'Dan said:
'shuke said:
'urbanhack said:
do we have unlimited nesting, or am I dreaming?
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Let's see...
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ok
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Do what now?
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I said "ok". over.
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Stop skipping a line after the previous quote.
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what? over.
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I SAID STOP SKIPPING A LINE AFTER THE PREVIOUS QUOTE.
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gotcha. over.
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got what?
 
'shuke said:
'Dan said:
'shuke said:
'Dan said:
'shuke said:
'Dan said:
'shuke said:
'Dan said:
'shuke said:
'urbanhack said:
do we have unlimited nesting, or am I dreaming?
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Let's see...
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ok
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Do what now?
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I said "ok". over.
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Stop skipping a line after the previous quote.
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what? over.
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I SAID STOP SKIPPING A LINE AFTER THE PREVIOUS QUOTE.
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gotcha. over.
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:shrug:
 
Looks like 10 is the limit. Thank god we got to the bottom of that before the nesting police had to take matters into their own hands.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'kevzilla said:
'Gadzooks said:
Im just gonna put this out there: YSR and STryker..... I want an invite to your weddings and I want to sing Lionel Richie songs. IT will be more fun than that royal wedding. The balls in your courts now, I'll wait for the invites.
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I think our GB Strykersam would be OK with this, but as I'm sure you know, weddings are not about the groom. He is a necessary evil, in that most women need one to make the event happen. But it's her day, just ask her.
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This made me think of 2 things:1 Kev is coming to weddings too.2 Strykersam should be the name of a drunk superhero.3 SLBob looks just like trent Dilfer.
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1. La Crosse Center - If any FBGs actually make it and crash it....I am 100000% behind it. Just PM me and let me know so I can be prepared2. Please sir, don't tell everyone my "Kent/Parker" name3. How's your autographed picture of him doing? I wanted to punch him in the face about 3 times while watching the draft. And that 3 times came during the 15 minutes I actually watched.4. I want all GMTAN friends to commit and I will send an invite...if you actually plan on attending. See #1
 
I'm sitting here watching the Cards game when my neighbor calls. Except it's Cal on the phone. He just wanted to let me know he was at Uncle Andre's eating a freeze pop. A helicopter parent I'm not. :unsure:

Gadzooks<hey :bye:

 
'bostonfred said:
Met up with some friends for drinks. One of them is single and in his late thirties. He's a confirmed bachelor, but he was telling us the dark side of being single as you get older. Apparently the quality of single friends goes down every year*. Favorite story of the night was about one of his single friends who is apparently a confirmed drunk bachelor. They went out and drank all night, until his friend came up with the brilliant idea of doing a dine and dash, a chew and screw, or whatever you call it. And my single friend decides, why not, and books out the door with him. They're laughing hysterically as they walk back to the drunk kid's apartment, until the phone rings. It's the bar. This kid decided to do this at his local bar where he goes so often that everyone there knew who he was, they'd all seen his credit card countless times so they knew his full name, they knew where he lived, and everything. For those of us who are married, this is what we're really missing out on. For all the disco stus and gadzooks out there, there's a hundred goggins'. I'll sleep better tonight even though I'm not going to get any sex. * yes, we made fun of him for complaining that there just aren't any good single men his age.
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