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[Mr. Pickles]

I'm right in the middle of Bloody May. Anniversary, AngryWife's birthday and Mother's Day all in the same week. JR turns two at the end of the month, but I'll be numb by the time we get there.

How angry we talkin' here?

She's inherently angry and also six months pregnant. We're in

Mine's six months preggo too. She's been pretty sweet so far.

 

[bostonfred]

I'm right in the middle of Bloody May. Anniversary, AngryWife's birthday and Mother's Day all in the same week. JR turns two at the end of the month, but I'll be numb by the time we get there.

How angry we talkin' here?

She's inherently angry and also six months pregnant. We're in

I'm sure yours will be the one that bucks the odds.

 

[bostonfred]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I'm right in the middle of Bloody May. Anniversary, AngryWife's birthday and Mother's Day all in the same week. JR turns two at the end of the month, but I'll be numb by the time we get there.

How angry we talkin' here?

She's inherently angry and also six months pregnant. We're in

I thought Otis had dibs on the perfect wife shtick?

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm right in the middle of Bloody May. Anniversary, AngryWife's birthday and Mother's Day all in the same week. JR turns two at the end of the month, but I'll be numb by the time we get there.

How angry we talkin' here?

She's inherently angry and also six months pregnant. We're in

Pick invented that shtick.

 

[Gadzooks]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I feel like Mr. YSR looks like an actor from TV but I can't figure out who. (and bostonfred read my mind as my first thought upon looking at the pic was about the pearl necklace and then the cans thing)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just checking to see if YSR posted pics of herself yet.

Don't think we will, either, but I understand.

Here you go.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If you check your notebooks you'll see that Mrs. SLB is a RN that assists in out patient surgeries. If you would like to hear a disgusting story, please click below.

Spoiler

Yesterday she was prepping the a guy for surgery on his right arm. He looked to be in a normal weight range but but of his arms were really large. Turns out they were/are LOADED with fatty cysts. She watched the doctor remove 40 of them from his right arm alone. They were anywhere from the size of a pea to the size of a golf ball. :X :X :X

 

[Exit 1]

If you check your notebooks you'll see that Mrs. SLB is a RN that assists in out patient surgeries. If you would like to hear a disgusting story, please click below.

Spoiler

Yesterday she was prepping the a guy for surgery on his right arm. He looked to be in a normal weight range but but of his arms were really large. Turns out they were/are LOADED with fatty cysts. She watched the doctor remove 40 of them from his right arm alone. They were anywhere from the size of a pea to the size of a golf ball. :X :X :X

Great, now I gotta walk around the office with a boner. Thanks.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Pick invented that shtick.

Just as annoying as Goggins, IMO. Isn't Pick a housewife?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I feel like Mr. YSR looks like an actor from TV but I can't figure out who. (and bostonfred read my mind as my first thought upon looking at the pic was about the pearl necklace and then the cans thing)

Sort of a Jimmy Kimmel/Vincent D'Onofrio love child

 

[YSR]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I'm somebody's daughter.

 

[Gadzooks]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I feel like Mr. YSR looks like an actor from TV but I can't figure out who. (and bostonfred read my mind as my first thought upon looking at the pic was about the pearl necklace and then the cans thing)

Sort of a Jimmy Kimmel/Vincent D'Onofrio love child

What about this guy?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Feel like absolute #### today. Can't call in sick - but my chances of getting anything done are pretty low.

We're one hour in, and I haven't done a thing. Not that I haven't tried.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I'm somebody's daughter.

come on, my old lady's out of commission for 6 weeks. I'll take a PM if you prefer.

 

[RudiStein]

If you check your notebooks you'll see that Mrs. SLB is a RN that assists in out patient surgeries. If you would like to hear a disgusting story, please click below.

Spoiler

Yesterday she was prepping the a guy for surgery on his right arm. He looked to be in a normal weight range but but of his arms were really large. Turns out they were/are LOADED with fatty cysts. She watched the doctor remove 40 of them from his right arm alone. They were anywhere from the size of a pea to the size of a golf ball. :X :X :X

JFC I had ONE of those and it was gross enough. 40? Was he collecting them?

 

[RudiStein]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I'm somebody's daughter.

Sport some pigtails and it's that much hotter.

 

[shuke]

Great tracts of land.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I'm somebody's daughter.

Sport some pigtails and it's that much hotter.

Ahem.

 

[RudiStein]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I'm somebody's daughter.

Sport some pigtails and it's that much hotter.

Ahem.

Nah. I like your hair shorter.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I'm somebody's daughter.

Sport some pigtails and it's that much hotter.

Ahem.

Nah. I like your hair shorter.

Thanks sweetie.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If you check your notebooks you'll see that Mrs. SLB is a RN that assists in out patient surgeries. If you would like to hear a disgusting story, please click below.

Spoiler

Yesterday she was prepping the a guy for surgery on his right arm. He looked to be in a normal weight range but but of his arms were really large. Turns out they were/are LOADED with fatty cysts. She watched the doctor remove 40 of them from his right arm alone. They were anywhere from the size of a pea to the size of a golf ball. :X :X :X

JFC I had ONE of those and it was gross enough. 40? Was he collecting them?She said his biceps and forearms looked like he was wearing a Popeye concert or something. The doctor isn't sure what exactly is wrong with him. I'm going to say "gene defect".

Spoiler

The doctor made about 15 slits in his arm and then squeezed it popping the cysts out like you would pop a zit. :X

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm right in the middle of Bloody May. Anniversary, AngryWife's birthday and Mother's Day all in the same week. JR turns two at the end of the month, but I'll be numb by the time we get there.

How angry we talkin' here?

She's inherently angry and also six months pregnant. We're in

Pick shared PG-13 pics of his wife in :e: chat many moons ago. Cleavage shot, and she was apparently wearing some sort of pleated skirt. Good looking gal, and she's the main breadwinner too IIRC.

 

[bostonfred]

Here you go.

Thanks!! You're purdy!

Agreed, but could use a better look at those cans.

I'm somebody's daughter.

Are you telling us she had nice cans too?

 

[RudiStein]

If you check your notebooks you'll see that Mrs. SLB is a RN that assists in out patient surgeries. If you would like to hear a disgusting story, please click below.

Spoiler

Yesterday she was prepping the a guy for surgery on his right arm. He looked to be in a normal weight range but but of his arms were really large. Turns out they were/are LOADED with fatty cysts. She watched the doctor remove 40 of them from his right arm alone. They were anywhere from the size of a pea to the size of a golf ball. :X :X :X

Spoiler

JFC I had ONE of those and it was gross enough. 40? Was he collecting them?

She said his biceps and forearms looked like he was wearing a Popeye concert or something. The doctor isn't sure what exactly is wrong with him. I'm going to say "gene defect".

Spoiler

The doctor made about 15 slits in his arm and then squeezed it popping the cysts out like you would pop a zit. :X

puke

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm right in the middle of Bloody May. Anniversary, AngryWife's birthday and Mother's Day all in the same week. JR turns two at the end of the month, but I'll be numb by the time we get there.

How angry we talkin' here?

She's inherently angry and also six months pregnant. We're in

Yeah, he was a housewife for awhile at least. I remember him asking if it was ok to wear slippers in public. :style:

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm right in the middle of Bloody May. Anniversary, AngryWife's birthday and Mother's Day all in the same week. JR turns two at the end of the month, but I'll be numb by the time we get there.

How angry we talkin' here?

She's inherently angry and also six months pregnant. We're in

A housewife that doesn't drink. What a bummer.

 

[urbanhack]

If you check your notebooks you'll see that Mrs. SLB is a RN that assists in out patient surgeries. If you would like to hear a disgusting story, please click below.

Spoiler

Yesterday she was prepping the a guy for surgery on his right arm. He looked to be in a normal weight range but but of his arms were really large. Turns out they were/are LOADED with fatty cysts. She watched the doctor remove 40 of them from his right arm alone. They were anywhere from the size of a pea to the size of a golf ball. :X :X :X

Spoiler

JFC I had ONE of those and it was gross enough. 40? Was he collecting them?

She said his biceps and forearms looked like he was wearing a Popeye concert or something. The doctor isn't sure what exactly is wrong with him. I'm going to say "gene defect".

Spoiler

The doctor made about 15 slits in his arm and then squeezed it popping the cysts out like you would pop a zit. :X

I have about 5 or 6 of these between my two arms. I have yet to have them removed.

 

[desert rose]

If you check your notebooks you'll see that Mrs. SLB is a RN that assists in out patient surgeries. If you would like to hear a disgusting story, please click below.

Spoiler

Yesterday she was prepping the a guy for surgery on his right arm. He looked to be in a normal weight range but but of his arms were really large. Turns out they were/are LOADED with fatty cysts. She watched the doctor remove 40 of them from his right arm alone. They were anywhere from the size of a pea to the size of a golf ball. :X :X :X

Spoiler

JFC I had ONE of those and it was gross enough. 40? Was he collecting them?

Spoiler

She said his biceps and forearms looked like he was wearing a Popeye concert or something. The doctor isn't sure what exactly is wrong with him. I'm going to say "gene defect".The doctor made about 15 slits in his arm and then squeezed it popping the cysts out like you would pop a zit. :X

I have about 5 or 6 of these between my two arms. I have yet to have them removed. Wait until you have 40.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If you check your notebooks you'll see that Mrs. SLB is a RN that assists in out patient surgeries. If you would like to hear a disgusting story, please click below.

Spoiler

Yesterday she was prepping the a guy for surgery on his right arm. He looked to be in a normal weight range but but of his arms were really large. Turns out they were/are LOADED with fatty cysts. She watched the doctor remove 40 of them from his right arm alone. They were anywhere from the size of a pea to the size of a golf ball. :X :X :X

Spoiler

JFC I had ONE of those and it was gross enough. 40? Was he collecting them?

Spoiler

She said his biceps and forearms looked like he was wearing a Popeye concert or something. The doctor isn't sure what exactly is wrong with him. I'm going to say "gene defect".The doctor made about 15 slits in his arm and then squeezed it popping the cysts out like you would pop a zit. :X

I have about 5 or 6 of these between my two arms. I have yet to have them removed.

Wait until you have 40. Then buy one of these.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

 

[Shtaym Syek]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

No.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

Yes! I mean no. I mean was I asked to get naked? No.

 

[Disco Stu]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

THEY ASKED WITH THEIR EYES!!!11

 

[RudiStein]

Today the kids are learning about business/money/free market etc. We're watching a video on capitalism and how for-profit businesses usually provide better service/products than non-profits. There's a segment in the video on a company that trains and certifies life guards. The point is that because they're motivated to make a profit they do a better job than the Red Cross.

Any way...

Me: So this guy wants to do a good job so he can get more contracts. A contract with a country club might lead to a contract with a city parks and rec...

Girl: What? A country club?

Me: Excuse me?

Girl: Did you say 'country club'?

Me: Yes

Girl: Why would a country club have a pool?

Me: Why wouldn't they?

Girl: So they have pools there?

Me: Well not all of them but the country clubs I've seen have swimming pools.

Girl: I don't get it. Why would they have pools there?

Me: (really freaking confused now) So people can swim. Why else would somebody have a pool.

Girl: That's really weird.

Me: Ummm...not really. What do you think people do at country clubs?

Girl: I dunno...dance, listen to bands, drink beer.

Me: :facepalm: Kara? Do you think I mean a 'country bar' like Trout's in Oildale or the Crystal Palace?

Girl: Yeah. What are you talking about?

 

[urbanhack]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

The Dancing Bear

 

[bostonfred]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

Did some women ask you if the unicarpet matches the unidrapes?

 

[RudiStein]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

The Dancing Bear

I was going to say that but I didn't want to sound like RaiderNation.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I'm right in the middle of Bloody May. Anniversary, AngryWife's birthday and Mother's Day all in the same week. JR turns two at the end of the month, but I'll be numb by the time we get there.

How angry we talkin' here?

She's inherently angry and also six months pregnant. We're in

Mine too.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

Bachelorette? No.

 

[bostonfred]

I'm right in the middle of Bloody May. Anniversary, AngryWife's birthday and Mother's Day all in the same week. JR turns two at the end of the month, but I'll be numb by the time we get there.

How angry we talkin' here?

She's inherently angry and also six months pregnant. We're in

But on a plus note, you haven't had to double up on her with some guy named Mr. Ice Cream.

 

[-fish-]

Today the kids are learning about business/money/free market etc. We're watching a video on capitalism and how for-profit businesses usually provide better service/products than non-profits. There's a segment in the video on a company that trains and certifies life guards. The point is that because they're motivated to make a profit they do a better job than the Red Cross.Any way...Me: So this guy wants to do a good job so he can get more contracts. A contract with a country club might lead to a contract with a city parks and rec...Girl: What? A country club?Me: Excuse me?Girl: Did you say 'country club'?Me: Yes Girl: Why would a country club have a pool?Me: Why wouldn't they?Girl: So they have pools there?Me: Well not all of them but the country clubs I've seen have swimming pools.Girl: I don't get it. Why would they have pools there?Me: (really freaking confused now) So people can swim. Why else would somebody have a pool.Girl: That's really weird.Me: Ummm...not really. What do you think people do at country clubs?Girl: I dunno...dance, listen to bands, drink beer.Me: :facepalm: Kara? Do you think I mean a 'country bar' like Trout's in Oildale or the Crystal Palace?Girl: Yeah. What are you talking about?

I played golf at the Stockdale Country Club in Kern County. They didn't have a pool, there was a band and most everyone was drunk. I think she's just a product of her environment. You should make your class watch Caddyshack.

 

[RudiStein]

Today the kids are learning about business/money/free market etc. We're watching a video on capitalism and how for-profit businesses usually provide better service/products than non-profits. There's a segment in the video on a company that trains and certifies life guards. The point is that because they're motivated to make a profit they do a better job than the Red Cross.Any way...Me: So this guy wants to do a good job so he can get more contracts. A contract with a country club might lead to a contract with a city parks and rec...Girl: What? A country club?Me: Excuse me?Girl: Did you say 'country club'?Me: Yes Girl: Why would a country club have a pool?Me: Why wouldn't they?Girl: So they have pools there?Me: Well not all of them but the country clubs I've seen have swimming pools.Girl: I don't get it. Why would they have pools there?Me: (really freaking confused now) So people can swim. Why else would somebody have a pool.Girl: That's really weird.Me: Ummm...not really. What do you think people do at country clubs?Girl: I dunno...dance, listen to bands, drink beer.Me: :facepalm: Kara? Do you think I mean a 'country bar' like Trout's in Oildale or the Crystal Palace?Girl: Yeah. What are you talking about?

I played golf at the Stockdale Country Club in Kern County. They didn't have a pool, there was a band and most everyone was drunk. I think she's just a product of her environment. You should make your class watch Caddyshack.

We have more than one country club, Tiger.BTW: Stockdale CC is like 2 minutes from my house.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

The Dancing Bear

I was going to say that but I didn't want to sound like RaiderNation.

thinking the same thing

 

[Gadzooks]

If you check your notebooks you'll see that Mrs. SLB is a RN that assists in out patient surgeries. If you would like to hear a disgusting story, please click below.

Spoiler

Yesterday she was prepping the a guy for surgery on his right arm. He looked to be in a normal weight range but but of his arms were really large. Turns out they were/are LOADED with fatty cysts. She watched the doctor remove 40 of them from his right arm alone. They were anywhere from the size of a pea to the size of a golf ball. :X :X :X

Great, now I gotta walk around the office with a boner. Thanks.Me too. Right when I read "Mrs. SLB is a RN..." BOING!!!!!!

 

[YSR]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

 

[kevzilla]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

Now, see, those are the pics we're talking about.

 

[jplvr]

Hating Stu from 3 pages back. Glad you had a good time.

Food coma coming on soon, thanks to YSR's meatloaf recipe and a couple of other ideas from that thread thrown in. I probably shouldn't have gone back for 4ths.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

Bachelorette? No.

Sitting at the bar after work, reading this on my phone, and burst out laughing like I was at a Gallagher show. Everyone looked at me like I had a third eye.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Any of you dudes ever gotten naked for a bachelorette party?

Now, see, those are the pics we're talking about.

Yeah, were you doing laundry?