GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Sconch]

Arapaho of nothing

I'm guessing my work firewall takes issue with the phrase "butt1" in the url, but I tried.

scroll down to the bottom of page one?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Arapaho of nothing

I'm guessing my work firewall takes issue with the phrase "butt1" in the url, but I tried.

scroll down to the bottom of page one?

Eh, my work hates Lamebook and the original. Could you describe it to me?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Arapaho of nothing

I'm guessing my work firewall takes issue with the phrase "butt1" in the url, but I tried.

scroll down to the bottom of page one?

Eh, my work hates Lamebook and the original. Could you describe it to me?

A semiliterate young woman says on facebook that her boyfriend is trying to coerce her into third input lovin' with a piece of pizza. Then she asks for someone to come pick her up, and then her relationship status is changed from "in a relationship" to "single."

 

[Sconch]

Arapaho of nothing

I'm guessing my work firewall takes issue with the phrase "butt1" in the url, but I tried.

scroll down to the bottom of page one?

Eh, my work hates Lamebook and the original. Could you describe it to me?

A semiliterate young woman says on facebook that her boyfriend is trying to coerce her into third input lovin' with a piece of pizza. Then she asks for someone to come pick her up, and then her relationship status is changed from "in a relationship" to "single."

For clarification's sake...he's offering her an extra slice of pizza in exchange for taking a ride up the old dirt road. He's NOT trying to shove a slice of pizza up her fart-box.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Arapaho of nothing

I'm guessing my work firewall takes issue with the phrase "butt1" in the url, but I tried.

scroll down to the bottom of page one?

Eh, my work hates Lamebook and the original. Could you describe it to me?

A semiliterate young woman says on facebook that her boyfriend is trying to coerce her into third input lovin' with a piece of pizza. Then she asks for someone to come pick her up, and then her relationship status is changed from "in a relationship" to "single."

For clarification's sake...he's offering her an extra slice of pizza in exchange for taking a ride up the old dirt road. He's NOT trying to shove a slice of pizza up her fart-box.

Laugh out loud.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Arapaho of nothing

I'm guessing my work firewall takes issue with the phrase "butt1" in the url, but I tried.

scroll down to the bottom of page one?

Eh, my work hates Lamebook and the original. Could you describe it to me?

A semiliterate young woman says on facebook that her boyfriend is trying to coerce her into third input lovin' with a piece of pizza. Then she asks for someone to come pick her up, and then her relationship status is changed from "in a relationship" to "single."

For clarification's sake...he's offering her an extra slice of pizza in exchange for taking a ride up the old dirt road. He's NOT trying to shove a slice of pizza up her fart-box.

ohhhhhhhh that makes more sense

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wonder what kind of pizza it was.

 

[shuke]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

I looked today but was afraid I'd look uncool if I asked.

I drew up 5 or 6 sketches trying to figure out before I finally decided to ask.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I wonder what kind of pizza it was.

must not have been very good if she wasn't willing to let him dip his mushroom cap in the chocolate fondue

 

[Dr. Awesome]

The last couple pages have been utterly fantastic.

 

[shuke]

fart-box

Stop

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Diagram here: http://we-vibe.com/about-we-vibe

Oh no freaking way. E-mail to Mrs. SLB sent.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh holy hell, I almost sent that link to my mom.

 

[Sconch]

fart-box

Stop

Normally I would agree with you here. But in this case it was a perfectly appropriate euphemism. Now if I was to say something like "Scarlet Johanson has a really nice fart-box" then I would be in the wrong.

 

[shuke]

LMAO

 

[Sconch]

Oh holy hell, I almost sent that link to my mom.

I beat you to it by about 15 minutes.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh holy hell, I almost sent that link to my mom.

I beat you to it by about 15 minutes.

She already has it in purple.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

born yesterday.

:tooold:

 

[Thorn]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

I looked today but was afraid I'd look uncool if I asked.

I drew up 5 or 6 sketches trying to figure out before I finally decided to ask.

Post em

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Oh holy hell, I almost sent that link to my mom.

what, mom wouldn't appreciate a little clitoral stimulation?

 

[Shutterbug]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

I looked today but was afraid I'd look uncool if I asked.

I drew up 5 or 6 sketches trying to figure out before I finally decided to ask.

 

[Shutterbug]

My son asked me what was so funny... ummmm nothing. Lol

 

[Hawks64]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Homer, you in WI?

Pretty sure we are coming back for the GB/OAK game this year.

 

[Sconch]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.

Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

That page is blocked here at work. I have no idea what this thing looks like.Somebody go here and find whatever is closest and then post the link TIA

 

[mr. furley]

Homer, you in WI? Pretty sure we are coming back for the GB/OAK game this year.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh holy hell, I almost sent that link to my mom.

what, mom wouldn't appreciate a little clitoral stimulation?

According to my dad, no.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Homer, you in WI? Pretty sure we are coming back for the GB/OAK game this year.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Homer, you in WI? Pretty sure we are coming back for the GB/OAK game this year.

Looks like there's a Columbus in Wisconsin but I'm pretty sure Homer is a Bengals fan in Ohio.

 

[General Malaise]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

 

[General Malaise]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.

Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

That page is blocked here at work. I have no idea what this thing looks like.Somebody go here and find whatever is closest and then post the link TIA

It looks like the Colts logo.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Homer, you in WI? Pretty sure we are coming back for the GB/OAK game this year.

Looks like there's a Columbus in Wisconsin but I'm pretty sure Homer is a Bengals fan in Ohio.

My notebook sux0rsAnd that stimulator, think solid moldable mouth piece

 

[DA RAIDERS]

http://dental-lab-direct.com/SportsMouthpiece.php

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

You and said device share the love tunnel at the same time. My wife isn't a water buffalo so I'm not sure how this is possible. No offense, Hawks64.

 

[Hawks64]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

You go in along with the smaller side.

 

[Sconch]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.

Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

That page is blocked here at work. I have no idea what this thing looks like.Somebody go here and find whatever is closest and then post the link TIA

It looks like the Colts logo.

Kinky!

 

[Hawks64]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

You and said device share the love tunnel at the same time. My wife isn't a water buffalo so I'm not sure how this is possible. No offense, Hawks64.

No offense taken, I was as about this as all of you. The smaller side is rather small.

 

[General Malaise]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

You and said device share the love tunnel at the same time. My wife isn't a water buffalo so I'm not sure how this is possible. No offense, Hawks64.

Whoa...hold on. If I start sharing the love tunnel, it might close to me for good. No way I can risk her finding out how much better it is without me.

 

[Hawks64]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

You and said device share the love tunnel at the same time. My wife isn't a water buffalo so I'm not sure how this is possible. No offense, Hawks64.

Whoa...hold on. If I start sharing the love tunnel, it might close to me for good. No way I can risk her finding out how much better it is without me.

Well without you sharing the space, it doesn't get jammed up into her alphabetical spot.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

You and said device share the love tunnel at the same time. My wife isn't a water buffalo so I'm not sure how this is possible. No offense, Hawks64.

Whoa...hold on. If I start sharing the love tunnel, it might close to me for good. No way I can risk her finding out how much better it is without me.

Well without you sharing the space, it doesn't get jammed up into her alphabetical spot.

So?

 

[Sconch]

Actually I got a look at it on google images. To me it looks like a Charles Eames-designed ergonomically correct compact stapler.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Actually I got a look at it on google images. To me it looks like a Charles Eames-designed ergonomically correct compact stapler.

Thanks for saving me eighty bucks.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Actually I got a look at it on google images. To me it looks like a Charles Eames-designed ergonomically correct compact stapler.

Thanks for saving me eighty bucks.

great for episiotomies!

 

[General Malaise]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.

Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

You go in along with the smaller side.

uhhh, pass.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How is there a 99 page Pearl Jam thread on page one? Are they even still a band?

 

[Sconch]

Actually I got a look at it on google images. To me it looks like a Charles Eames-designed ergonomically correct compact stapler.

Thanks for saving me eighty bucks.

Was I right or what?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

episiotomies!

Go on ...

 

[General Malaise]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

You and said device share the love tunnel at the same time. My wife isn't a water buffalo so I'm not sure how this is possible. No offense, Hawks64.

Whoa...hold on. If I start sharing the love tunnel, it might close to me for good. No way I can risk her finding out how much better it is without me.

Well without you sharing the space, it doesn't get jammed up into her alphabetical spot.

Hold on....all the women I've ever slept with told me that was just a mythical splace, while stroking my hair and wiping away my tears. Who am I supposed to believe?

 

[Sconch]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

You and said device share the love tunnel at the same time. My wife isn't a water buffalo so I'm not sure how this is possible. No offense, Hawks64.

Whoa...hold on. If I start sharing the love tunnel, it might close to me for good. No way I can risk her finding out how much better it is without me.

Well without you sharing the space, it doesn't get jammed up into her alphabetical spot.

Hold on....all the women I've ever slept with told me that was just a mythical splace, while stroking my hair and wiping away my tears. Who am I supposed to believe?

My wife has a Y-spot. As in "Why do you keep touching me there?"

 

[shuke]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.

Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

That page is blocked here at work. I have no idea what this thing looks like.Somebody go here and find whatever is closest and then post the link TIA

Link