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'Homer J Simpson said:
'Frostillicus said:
For our anniversary I had just withdrawn a nice profit from sportsbook so I got my wife some stupid super expensive (like 900 bucks expensive) camera she's been wanting for the last couple of years. She's been using it non-stop and today she looked at me and said "Still think this camera was too expensive?" I said "Yes." She said "What if I said you could take pictures of me." I raised an eyebrow. "Yep." She said.Awesome.
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'St. Louis Bob said:
Out of the 200 plus that started today only 7 of us finished. Even though my feet were very well taped up (mole skin GM) I have blisters in places I never had blisters before and I have giant blisters in the usual places. Just need to take care of business tomorrow now. :banned:ETAWith about a half mile left Mrs. SLB sincerely says to me "my god you look so sexy right now" only to follow that up with "####, I must be delirious." :lmao:
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:lmao:get you some sweat wicking socks. seriously.
 
Circle of Strength was supposed to last half an hour and took 1.5 hours. What a ####### brutal disease.

I almost forgot that I save a chick in our group from getting bit by a really big copperhead today when we were walking through a nature trail. She didn't even see it. I pulled her out of the way right before she was about to step on it. I was going to take a pic but I've been bitten by a copperhead before and wanted nothing to do with it.

 
'mr. furley said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Out of the 200 plus that started today only 7 of us finished. Even though my feet were very well taped up (mole skin GM) I have blisters in places I never had blisters before and I have giant blisters in the usual places. Just need to take care of business tomorrow now. :banned:ETAWith about a half mile left Mrs. SLB sincerely says to me "my god you look so sexy right now" only to follow that up with "####, I must be delirious." :lmao:
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:lmao:get you some sweat wicking socks. seriously.
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So weird, Mrs. SLB just gave me a pair of them. They were making fun of me and asking me HTF I've been able to walk all this way wearing tube socks and leather Nikes.According to the moderator tonight, 103 at one point today BTW.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Krista, most of my genes are Scottish and German so I'm very stubborn and I sure as hell don't lose. Mrs. SLB is even more stubborn and no way was she going to quit and let me one up her.After your walk you can get a free massage and yesterday some dude comes up to me and says it's my turn. I tell him no offense but I don't let men rub me. He tried to bully me by saying "go get on the table". I looked at him like he was about to die and he backed off. I got a chick soon after. The broads (our friends)were giving me trouble about it.Today I got a massage and this gal got rather personal and got to 3rd base with me. One of our female friends was watching and cracking up saying I got at least 2 massages. I went back to the room for another beer and then remembered I forgot to get some sample she told me to take. When I went back she told me "you have really nice hands, you should volunteer to rub some people" :lmao:
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It, begins.

Looks like thunderstorms....

I also have a blister under the nail of my left big toe. I don't know but Mrs. SLB says I'm going to lose it. It's a GMTAN big toe epidemic.

 
I ran the CDM 5k yesterday, with absolutely no training, warmup or stretching. The night before, I had the brilliant idea to go to Javiers and drink until 2am. Woke up at 7:07, still drunk, the race started at 7:55. Pulled into the parking lot at 7:50. Good times.

But my god there was a plethora of smoking hot chicks at the race. GB socal.

Worked last night and ended up going for drinks with Artie Moreno and Dennis kuhl. :banned:

My legs barely work today. And now i have to go to my daughters preschool end of year picnic. All I want to do is sit on the couch and :banned:

 
Thanks E!

Closing ceremonies=wow

I'll update the donation thread tomorrow when, I'm more sober. Thanks to all of you for the donations and support.

 
http://www.sosuave.c...hall19.htm

Newly divorced/separated women are exponentially more complicated and profoundly more difficult to figure out than "normal" women. It goes beyond that "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" thing. It's more like "Men are from Mars and these women are from some alternate dimension on Hell's doorstep."

To begin with, any woman in this situation is a wounded animal. The big question is, what kind of wounded animal is she?

Is she a wounded kitten? Or is she a wounded lion? One responds well to cuddling and affection, the other will rip your guts out. The problem here is, she could be either, both or neither all in the same day.

Just be ever-vigilant and watch for any signs that may indicate it's time to back off. Don't do a disappearing act... just get out of the kill zone.

The other thing most of these women go through is something I call "The First Ride at Disneyland Syndrome." Think about it. You go to Disneyland and you get on the first ride. It's fun. You enjoy it. But do you want to keep going on the same ride again and again, never experiencing the others? No. Of course not.

Same thing with a newly divorced/separated woman. Eventually, she's going to have sex with someone. It's fun. She enjoys it. But do you think she's going to stop with the first ride? No. Of course not. She's going to want to hit all the rides at Disneyland.

If you're around when that happens, she'll hit your ride, too. If you're in love with her, it'll tear you apart. You'll make love to her... What the hell else are you going to do? But you won't be able to hold her, and it'll drive you crazy. You'll walk around with your stomach balled up in knots every time you think about her, but then, that's nothing new. It's happening already, isn't it?

It gets real tough at this point. You have to let her run. You HAVE to. Don't reveal your true feelings, and whatever you do, DO NOT tell her you love her. If you have to bite your tongue until it bleeds, don't do it. Hold on too tight, appear to care too much, and she'll be gone for good.

But you still have to show some token interest. At some point, she'll get through this phase and seek stability in her life. If you're lucky, this period will pass quickly. When it's over, you want her to recognize you as the one man who stood by her when her life was in turmoil.

Then, let her pursue you. Make her do the work to establish the relationship. Don't make her work TOO hard, but hard enough to feel as though she's accomplished something of value when she finally "wins" you.

All you have to do is maintain your sanity, which I guarantee you, my friend, will be no easy task. I hope she's worth it.

:lmao: I need better reference material.

 
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'Sconch said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
I thunk SLB is gonna die. Or at least lose a foot.
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And that's 50 mile. Gentlmen, it's party time, German style!
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I did 20 minutes of some sort of aerobic/sculpt workout for broads I found on Netflix. I thought I was going to puke.
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My wife ran a half-marathon today. I mowed the lawn. She's now doing running around doing house stuff and it's taking every bit of effort for me to not fall asleep.
 
Congrats to Kevzilla on the new job. 19 months without work is brutal. I've been unemployed for just over a year. Now have accepted a job offer, contingent on passing Series 6 and 63 securities tests, and insurance license testing as well. Feels good, but dealing with some anxiety as I prep for these tests.

In addition, wife and I have decided to embark on a new diet eating plan that strips sugar, processed foods, and caffeine from our lives. I could be one miserable dude for a while.

Oh, and 193.7 and 9 cigarettes, SLB.

 
We went to Yosemite this weekend. The rain was a little crummy, but the rain also kept away a lot of the normal goons that invade there, and as such it was a fairly light crowd. Lots of Krauts, though. I haven't seen that many Germans in a forest since "Hell Night" in the Ardennes, but that's a different story.

As one would expect from the extremely wet winter/spring we've had, the falls were roaring. It's pretty much the most beautiful place in the world I think.

 
'Good said:
We went to Yosemite this weekend. The rain was a little crummy, but the rain also kept away a lot of the normal goons that invade there, and as such it was a fairly light crowd. Lots of Krauts, though. I haven't seen that many Germans in a forest since "Hell Night" in the Ardennes, but that's a different story.As one would expect from the extremely wet winter/spring we've had, the falls were roaring. It's pretty much the most beautiful place in the world I think.
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Did you use sex as a weapon?
 
I play the victim but you have to "forgive almost everyone". Mirror Doug.

I don't insert myself in your life. Feel free to stay out of mine.

 
'Early_10 said:
But you still have to show some token interest. At some point, she'll get through this phase and seek stability in her life. If you're lucky, this period will pass quickly. When it's over, you want her to recognize you as the one man who stood by her when her life was in turmoil. the wheel will stop on some other poor *******'s name.
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'mr. furley said:
lets not let this thing lose momentum congrats SLB on finishing the walk :thumbup:
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:goodposting: 7 hour road trip (normally 5.5-6 but I'm pulling a jet ski and have never actually pulled any kind of trailer before - poor Mr. YSR). I need this thread to be hopping, folks.
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
So it's Katie's 27th birthday on Sunday. Anyone got any ideas for a present? I do pretty well in the gift department...but all my ideas were stolen by the freaking wedding registry. Is it bad form to do a spa gift certificate for the 2nd year in a row?
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I'm on sat delay here, and I realize I missed the deadline, but if nobody suggested the gift of freedom for both of you, let me toss that into the ring as a thought for an early wedding present.
 
So Bob somehow finished 50 miles, Doug is drunk posting again, and Tanner is shooting people in the eye with nerf guns?

I think I'm caught up.

 
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