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GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

'MisfitBlondes said:
Interesting...4 PMs support my stance.2 PMs want me to go to hell and never come back.2 Facebook messages actually asked me what this is all about.
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100s of people just don't give a crap. But this seems important to you, so carry on. Aren't you the same person who befriended e-mom, who is the iscum of the iuniverse?
 
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'MisfitBlondes said:
'-fish- said:
'MisfitBlondes said:
Interesting...4 PMs support my stance.2 PMs want me to go to hell and never come back.2 Facebook messages actually asked me what this is all about.
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100s of people just don't give a crap. But this seems important to you, so carry on. Aren't you the same person who befriended e-mom, who is the iscum of the iuniverse?
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Are you referring to the woman who was befriended by a guy who lied to her about being married and when she ended things, everyone decided she was at fault? It amuses me to no end how so many FBGs have double standards on what they want to preach and believe. On one hand, you have e-mom who was in a relationship with a FBG after he lied to her about his marital status and, when she told him it was over because the truth came out, everyone sided with the liar because he told funny stories...which he also admitted he took from other sites. For the current issue -- most people will automatically side with E10 because she isn't me. She has made it a habit to get herself involved in as many people's lives as possible. What people aren't aware of is how she will go behind anyone's back to spread gossip to gain trust to obtain more information on people. I've seen her badmouth my relationships in the past to try and get herself in better with crowds...and on more than one occasion. Hell, the fat troll tried to step on a FBGal to try to get some love. I've also recently become very aware of how far she went out of her way to sabotage a relationship she knew I was in when we first met because she didn't like it. When I stand up for e-mom -- I love all women.When I call out E10 for being a fat troll -- I hate all women.It's easy to figure out that FBGs will change their standards depending on what side of the argument I'm on.And Rover...don't act like you don't care. You've been one of my biggest haters for the whole mojo thing.
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no, I don't know why you got involved with her in the first place and I'm not all that concerned about her deal with mojo, other than her becoming vengeful and taking it to his wife. I can't stand her for entirely different reasons. my only real thought on this is how you unequivocally stand behind one woman who has proven to be a liar and a bad person, but then you're surprised that not every person who you befriend on the internet turns out to be who you think they are. then you want everyone to join you in your outrage. you seem to have some misguided double standards yourself. I don't hate you. I just don't get how you take yourself so seriously. I think most people just care a whole lot less than you.
 
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'MisfitBlondes said:
'-fish- said:
'MisfitBlondes said:
'-fish- said:
'MisfitBlondes said:
Interesting...4 PMs support my stance.2 PMs want me to go to hell and never come back.2 Facebook messages actually asked me what this is all about.
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100s of people just don't give a crap. But this seems important to you, so carry on. Aren't you the same person who befriended e-mom, who is the iscum of the iuniverse?
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Are you referring to the woman who was befriended by a guy who lied to her about being married and when she ended things, everyone decided she was at fault? It amuses me to no end how so many FBGs have double standards on what they want to preach and believe. On one hand, you have e-mom who was in a relationship with a FBG after he lied to her about his marital status and, when she told him it was over because the truth came out, everyone sided with the liar because he told funny stories...which he also admitted he took from other sites. For the current issue -- most people will automatically side with E10 because she isn't me. She has made it a habit to get herself involved in as many people's lives as possible. What people aren't aware of is how she will go behind anyone's back to spread gossip to gain trust to obtain more information on people. I've seen her badmouth my relationships in the past to try and get herself in better with crowds...and on more than one occasion. Hell, the fat troll tried to step on a FBGal to try to get some love. I've also recently become very aware of how far she went out of her way to sabotage a relationship she knew I was in when we first met because she didn't like it. When I stand up for e-mom -- I love all women.When I call out E10 for being a fat troll -- I hate all women.It's easy to figure out that FBGs will change their standards depending on what side of the argument I'm on.And Rover...don't act like you don't care. You've been one of my biggest haters for the whole mojo thing.
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no, I don't know why you got involved with her in the first place and I'm not all that concerned about her deal with mojo, other than her becoming vengeful and taking it to his wife. I can't stand her for entirely different reasons. my only real thought on this is how you unequivocally stand behind one woman who has proven to be a liar and a bad person, but then you're surprised that not every person on who you befriend on the internet turns out to be who you think you are. then you want everyone to join you in your outrage. you seem to have some misguided double standards yourself. I don't hate you. I just don't get how you take yourself so seriously. I think most people just care a whole lot less than you.
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This is where you are 100% wrong. She didn't take anything to his wife. Somewhere, somehow...FBGs decided she ran to his wife. 100% false! It was mojo's wife who contacted her. It was mojo who denied what his marital status truly was. What you might find amusing is that I couldn't stand her when they were being all gushy with each other online...we became friends when she reached out to me because of some personal issues I had. Since then, we've been close friends and I will stand by her as she is a close friend to this day.As for me, hell, I have never taken myself seriously...I do what I do for fun.
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It's like groundhog day. We'll get to see this same tirade aimed at her when you realize that she isn't what you thought, either.
 
All I know is that I'd trade any five of you in this thread for Mojo. Other than that, I really don't give two ####s about who e-mom ####ed, or who Imp ####ed, or who Mojo ####ed. I don't care if Anthony Weiner sends **** pics to sluts in other states, or if the President gets hummers, or if Larry Craig tries to get his #### sucked by another dude in an airport bathroom. Just keep the roads paved and keep those crazy North Koreans from launching missiles at us, and let me look at porn in peace, and we'll be straight.

My ancestors probably came to America so they could be all Puritanical and #### and nose around in each other's lives without any of the sensible Europeans beating them over the ####### head. Well #### that. My ancestors were ########s. Here's a good rule of thumb: If who someone is ####### doesn't directly affect you (e.g. it's not your girlfriend or wife), then don't ####### worry about it. Life is too ####### short to always ####### worry about who's ####### who.

#### that. And #### all of this, I'm going to go #### my wife.

 
Maybe it's just me, but shouldn't this be aired out on :e:?

I don't care who did what to whom, but this is ricockyoulus regardless. This is a nearly 500 page thread, why the need to take a #### on it?

Zooks, I'm pretty upset you didn't send me pics of straws. I sent you a Cosby DVD for shochet's sake

 
I sucked at Asteroids, but I sure remember the rage around that game at the Youth Center on base. My best friend dominated. I just didn't get it. Ping Pong. Now that was a real game and I have trophies from those days.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
Where has zooks been? There was someone's little sister and a different out of town girl that he was supposed to not have sex with and I am curious for an update.
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My timeout ended today. I successfully managed to not have sex with the little sister or the out of town girl. My ability to consistently not get laid is nothing short of remarkable. Interestingly, my night with the "out of town girl" was the day that Homer posted his cell number and I set a goal of getting a naked pic of this girl and texting it to Homer knowing that he would have no idea who the text came from. We were supposed to go out for a few drinks but first she wanted to go to her friend's house which happens to be a girl that I sorta know. Turns out, this friend of hers is married with an annoying 6 year old daughter. As "out of town girl" and her friend were downing wine and giggling about old times, I tried to hang out with the husband, but he had the personality of a Timshochet thread. I asked him about his job and he gave me a forced half smile and said "there's beer in the fridge, I'm going to bed". The annoying 6 year old daughter kept coming downstairs every 10 minutes asking for snacks and then cried when her mom yelled at her to go to bed. She kept asking for a drink so she could use one of her new bendy straws but the mom kept telling her that she'd have to wait until morning to use the bendy straws. I kept hinting to "out of town girl" that I wanted to leave but she wanted to stay with her friend and asked if it was ok if she stayed there and she'd go out with me the next night. Since I was now annoyed by every person in the house, I gladly agreed with her and I left. But before I left I went into the kitchen and stole the new package of bendy straws. I went home and finished off a bottle of Jack Daniels and then texted a pic of the bendy straws to Homer. It felt like a moral victory.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
'Gadzooks said:
'shuke said:
'Gadzooks said:
'Buck Bradcanon said:
Where has zooks been? There was someone's little sister and a different out of town girl that he was supposed to not have sex with and I am curious for an update.
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My timeout ended today. I successfully managed to not have sex with the little sister or the out of town girl. My ability to consistently not get laid is nothing short of remarkable. Interestingly, my night with the "out of town girl" was the day that Homer posted his cell number and I set a goal of getting a naked pic of this girl and texting it to Homer knowing that he would have no idea who the text came from. We were supposed to go out for a few drinks but first she wanted to go to her friend's house which happens to be a girl that I sorta know. Turns out, this friend of hers is married with an annoying 6 year old daughter. As "out of town girl" and her friend were downing wine and giggling about old times, I tried to hang out with the husband, but he had the personality of a Timshochet thread. I asked him about his job and he gave me a forced half smile and said "there's beer in the fridge, I'm going to bed". The annoying 6 year old daughter kept coming downstairs every 10 minutes asking for snacks and then cried when her mom yelled at her to go to bed. She kept asking for a drink so she could use one of her new bendy straws but the mom kept telling her that she'd have to wait until morning to use the bendy straws. I kept hinting to "out of town girl" that I wanted to leave but she wanted to stay with her friend and asked if it was ok if she stayed there and she'd go out with me the next night. Since I was now annoyed by every person in the house, I gladly agreed with her and I left. But before I left I went into the kitchen and stole the new package of bendy straws. I went home and finished off a bottle of Jack Daniels and then texted a pic of the bendy straws to Homer. It felt like a moral victory.
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Pics or GTFO
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Bet that bratty 6 year old cried about missing these!!!
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:lmao: There's something wrong with you people!
 
'MisfitBlondes said:
'Good said:
All I know is that I'd trade any five of you in this thread for Mojo. Other than that, I really don't give two ####s about who e-mom ####ed, or who Imp ####ed, or who Mojo ####ed. I don't care if Anthony Weiner sends **** pics to sluts in other states, or if the President gets hummers, or if Larry Craig tries to get his #### sucked by another dude in an airport bathroom. Just keep the roads paved and keep those crazy North Koreans from launching missiles at us, and let me look at porn in peace, and we'll be straight.My ancestors probably came to America so they could be all Puritanical and #### and nose around in each other's lives without any of the sensible Europeans beating them over the ####### head. Well #### that. My ancestors were ########s. Here's a good rule of thumb: If who someone is ####### doesn't directly affect you (e.g. it's not your girlfriend or wife), then don't ####### worry about it. Life is too ####### short to always ####### worry about who's ####### who. #### that. And #### all of this, I'm going to go #### my wife.
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Settle down, Truck. Everyone's hero mojo lifted his stories from other sites. Just find someone to copy/paste and you'll be happy.
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What are these other sites? Sounds like there are some pretty interesting dudes over there.I just assume everything that everyone says here is made-up.
 
'Exit 1 said:
Regarding hooking up with co-workers, is the expression "don't #### where you sleep" or "don't #### where you eat"?
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Don't dip your pen in the company ink.**Unless she's really hot or it's been a really long time for you. Also, I've found heard that post-hook up awkwardness is lessened if the hook up is less than satisfying for her because she won't want to talk about it or bring it up because she won't want to do it again.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'Exit 1 said:
Regarding hooking up with co-workers, is the expression "don't #### where you sleep" or "don't #### where you eat"?
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Don't dip your pen in the company ink.**Unless she's really hot or it's been a really long time for you. Also, I've found heard that post-hook up awkwardness is lessened if the hook up is less than satisfying for her because she won't want to talk about it or bring it up because she won't want to do it again.
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good strategy here.
 
'Good said:
All I know is that I'd trade any five of you in this thread for Mojo. Other than that, I really don't give two ####s about who e-mom ####ed, or who Imp ####ed, or who Mojo ####ed. Here's a good rule of thumb: If who someone is ####### doesn't directly affect you (e.g. it's not your girlfriend or wife), then don't ####### worry about it. Life is too ####### short to always ####### worry about who's ####### who. #### that. And #### all of this, I'm going to go #### my wife.
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:goodposting:
 
'Good said:
All I know is that I'd trade any five of you in this thread for Mojo. Other than that, I really don't give two ####s about who e-mom ####ed, or who Imp ####ed, or who Mojo ####ed. I don't care if Anthony Weiner sends **** pics to sluts in other states, or if the President gets hummers, or if Larry Craig tries to get his #### sucked by another dude in an airport bathroom. Just keep the roads paved and keep those crazy North Koreans from launching missiles at us, and let me look at porn in peace, and we'll be straight.My ancestors probably came to America so they could be all Puritanical and #### and nose around in each other's lives without any of the sensible Europeans beating them over the ####### head. Well #### that. My ancestors were ########s. Here's a good rule of thumb: If who someone is ####### doesn't directly affect you (e.g. it's not your girlfriend or wife), then don't ####### worry about it. Life is too ####### short to always ####### worry about who's ####### who. #### that. And #### all of this, I'm going to go #### my wife.
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Reminds me of...
#### Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother ####### crew.And if you want to be down with Bad Boy,Then #### you too.Chino XL, #### you too.All you mother ####ers,#### you too.(take money, take money)All of y'all mother ####ers,#### you, die slow mother####er.My four four (.44 magnum) make sure all your kids don't grow.
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