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GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

'MisfitBlondes said:
All I know is that I'd trade any five of you in this thread for Mojo. Other than that, I really don't give two ####s about who e-mom ####ed, or who Imp ####ed, or who Mojo ####ed. I don't care if Anthony Weiner sends **** pics to sluts in other states, or if the President gets hummers, or if Larry Craig tries to get his #### sucked by another dude in an airport bathroom. Just keep the roads paved and keep those crazy North Koreans from launching missiles at us, and let me look at porn in peace, and we'll be straight.My ancestors probably came to America so they could be all Puritanical and #### and nose around in each other's lives without any of the sensible Europeans beating them over the ####### head. Well #### that. My ancestors were ########s. Here's a good rule of thumb: If who someone is ####### doesn't directly affect you (e.g. it's not your girlfriend or wife), then don't ####### worry about it. Life is too ####### short to always ####### worry about who's ####### who. #### that. And #### all of this, I'm going to go #### my wife.
Settle down, Truck. Everyone's hero mojo lifted his stories from other sites. Just find someone to copy/paste and you'll be happy.
What are these other sites? Sounds like there are some pretty interesting dudes over there.I just assume everything that everyone says here is made-up.
whenever someone asks me if I want to hear a joke, I make sure that it is original and not a retelling of a joke that they heard. I don't need to hear that second hand crap.
 
'MisfitBlondes said:
Oh hey 'hack, before you get all bent out of shape again, I'm not drunk. You've met me once, we didn't get along...I can live with it, you seem to want to drive the point home.
ok. cool.
 
rickyjgo> hey
Hack, didn't see this until work the next day and I don't log in there. Government computers don't seem like the right venue to follow up on drinking posts (or show Wiener Junior for that matter). Hey back. Anything interesting going on around here lately?
 
rickyjgo> hey
Hack, didn't see this until work the next day and I don't log in there. Government computers don't seem like the right venue to follow up on drinking posts (or show Wiener Junior for that matter). Hey back. Anything interesting going on around here lately?
yes. tons.what's your story?
Story? I wasn't ####### there and even if I was you can't prove ####. Not sure why you feel the need to pin all of this on me.Story? What do you want to know?
 
rickyjgo> hey
Hack, didn't see this until work the next day and I don't log in there. Government computers don't seem like the right venue to follow up on drinking posts (or show Wiener Junior for that matter). Hey back. Anything interesting going on around here lately?
yes. tons.what's your story?
Story? I wasn't ####### there and even if I was you can't prove ####. Not sure why you feel the need to pin all of this on me.
Wait.....what?
 
rickyjgo> hey
Hack, didn't see this until work the next day and I don't log in there. Government computers don't seem like the right venue to follow up on drinking posts (or show Wiener Junior for that matter). Hey back. Anything interesting going on around here lately?
yes. tons.what's your story?
Story? I wasn't ####### there and even if I was you can't prove ####. Not sure why you feel the need to pin all of this on me.
Wait.....what?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
rickyjgo> hey
Hack, didn't see this until work the next day and I don't log in there. Government computers don't seem like the right venue to follow up on drinking posts (or show Wiener Junior for that matter). Hey back. Anything interesting going on around here lately?
yes. tons.what's your story?
Story? I wasn't ####### there and even if I was you can't prove ####. Not sure why you feel the need to pin all of this on me.
Wait.....what?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
rickyjgo> hey
Hack, didn't see this until work the next day and I don't log in there. Government computers don't seem like the right venue to follow up on drinking posts (or show Wiener Junior for that matter). Hey back. Anything interesting going on around here lately?
yes. tons.what's your story?
Story? I wasn't ####### there and even if I was you can't prove ####. Not sure why you feel the need to pin all of this on me.Story? What do you want to know?
please don't send me threatening PMs like biggammer33 and gianmarco. :coffee:
 
'MisfitBlondes said:
It's like groundhog day. We'll get to see this same tirade aimed at her when you realize that she isn't what you thought, either.
I really don't think that will ever happen. When I was blaming myself for the death of a loved one and jamming drugs into myself to kill the pain, it was e-mom that reached out and talked to me over and over to help me get my head on straight. She had more than enough reason to not give a damn about my situation but she reached out to me...even after how I initially treated her. She has been there ever since and I really can't see that ever changing.
So what was the verdict? How much blame do you have for that? 50%, 75% or 100%?
 
Was a joke, I have no part of any of the drama going on around here (until now???).

Forgive me, it is 8:30pm on "my" Friday night and that may have resulted in the miscommunication. :bag:

I forget that I may not be new to the site, but I am still a stranger since I have not posted frequently.

 
Regarding hooking up with co-workers, is the expression "don't #### where you sleep" or "don't #### where you eat"?
Don't dip your pen in the company ink.**Unless she's really hot or it's been a really long time for you. Also, I've found heard that post-hook up awkwardness is lessened if the hook up is less than satisfying for her because she won't want to talk about it or bring it up because she won't want to do it again.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Comedic gold....has anybody had a better run in 2011 than Cadzooks?

 
Was a joke, I have no part of any of the drama going on around here (until now???).Forgive me, it is 8:30pm on "my" Friday night and that may have resulted in the miscommunication. :bag: I forget that I may not be new to the site, but I am still a stranger since I have not posted frequently.
I think Hack is just being a wiseasss.Welcome and feel free to post anything unrelated to the Imp/Mojo/E-Mom/E-10 debate.
 
Was a joke, I have no part of any of the drama going on around here (until now???).Forgive me, it is 8:30pm on "my" Friday night and that may have resulted in the miscommunication. :bag: I forget that I may not be new to the site, but I am still a stranger since I have not posted frequently.
I think Hack is just being a wiseasss.Welcome and feel free to post anything unrelated to the Imp/Mojo/E-Mom/E-10 debate.
I hate the internet. I know when I am joking and even after watching all of you do this for years I can't see the very same line that I would have put out myself.I forgot one of the earliest rules of the animal world and rolled in with my “Big Boy” tail on... I didn't let you all get a good sniff of my ### first before attempting to work my way into the pack.Entering a thread with over 26,000 responses is challenging when you still lack an avatar and have a daily post average of only 0.067 after 8 years (did hit 200 today though :thumbup: )I come in peace. I enjoy the #### out of this thread and the folks who contribute, have not missed a moment of it. (some of it I wish I could).ETA: 28,000+, I love this place.
 
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Was a joke, I have no part of any of the drama going on around here (until now???).Forgive me, it is 8:30pm on "my" Friday night and that may have resulted in the miscommunication. :bag: I forget that I may not be new to the site, but I am still a stranger since I have not posted frequently.
I think Hack is just being a wiseasss.Welcome and feel free to post anything unrelated to the Imp/Mojo/E-Mom/E-10 debate.
I hate the internet. I know when I am joking and even after watching all of you do this for years I can't see the very same line that I would have put out myself.I forgot one of the earliest rules of the animal world and rolled in with my “Big Boy” tail on... I didn't let you all get a good sniff of my ### first before attempting to work my way into the pack.Entering a thread with over 26,000 responses is challenging when you still lack an avatar and have a daily post average of only 0.067 after 8 years (did hit 200 today though :thumbup: )I come in peace. I enjoy the #### out of this thread and the folks who contribute, have not missed a moment of it. (some of it I wish I could).ETA: 28,000+, I love this place.
Did I see in the Drunk thread that you're located in Bahrain or someplace like that?
 
'zooks> how's my wedding present coming along? I'm at my parents' house this week, writing thank you notes, so I can probably go ahead and get yours out if you let me know what you're sending.

 
Was a joke, I have no part of any of the drama going on around here (until now???).Forgive me, it is 8:30pm on "my" Friday night and that may have resulted in the miscommunication. :bag: I forget that I may not be new to the site, but I am still a stranger since I have not posted frequently.
I think Hack is just being a wiseasss.Welcome and feel free to post anything unrelated to the Imp/Mojo/E-Mom/E-10 debate.
I hate the internet. I know when I am joking and even after watching all of you do this for years I can't see the very same line that I would have put out myself.I forgot one of the earliest rules of the animal world and rolled in with my “Big Boy” tail on... I didn't let you all get a good sniff of my ### first before attempting to work my way into the pack.Entering a thread with over 26,000 responses is challenging when you still lack an avatar and have a daily post average of only 0.067 after 8 years (did hit 200 today though :thumbup: )I come in peace. I enjoy the #### out of this thread and the folks who contribute, have not missed a moment of it. (some of it I wish I could).ETA: 28,000+, I love this place.
Did I see in the Drunk thread that you're located in Bahrain or someplace like that?
Yes
 
Was a joke, I have no part of any of the drama going on around here (until now???).Forgive me, it is 8:30pm on "my" Friday night and that may have resulted in the miscommunication. :bag: I forget that I may not be new to the site, but I am still a stranger since I have not posted frequently.
I think Hack is just being a wiseasss.Welcome and feel free to post anything unrelated to the Imp/Mojo/E-Mom/E-10 debate.
I hate the internet. I know when I am joking and even after watching all of you do this for years I can't see the very same line that I would have put out myself.I forgot one of the earliest rules of the animal world and rolled in with my “Big Boy” tail on... I didn't let you all get a good sniff of my ### first before attempting to work my way into the pack.Entering a thread with over 26,000 responses is challenging when you still lack an avatar and have a daily post average of only 0.067 after 8 years (did hit 200 today though :thumbup: )I come in peace. I enjoy the #### out of this thread and the folks who contribute, have not missed a moment of it. (some of it I wish I could).ETA: 28,000+, I love this place.
Did I see in the Drunk thread that you're located in Bahrain or someplace like that?
Yes
temporarily or full time?
 
'zooks> how's my wedding present coming along? I'm at my parents' house this week, writing thank you notes, so I can probably go ahead and get yours out if you let me know what you're sending.
I feel like this will ruin the surprise if I tell you what the gift is. And, I can't tell you how much time and effort I've put into your gift. I've sacrifriced time with my family so I could find the perfect gift. You're not easy to shop for. And I wanted to make sure I got you something that both you and Mr. YSR would enjoy. Again, I hate to ruin the surprise, but if it will help you with the thank you notes, I guess I can tell you or perhaps even show you: Congratulations and enjoy
 
'zooks> how's my wedding present coming along? I'm at my parents' house this week, writing thank you notes, so I can probably go ahead and get yours out if you let me know what you're sending.
I feel like this will ruin the surprise if I tell you what the gift is. And, I can't tell you how much time and effort I've put into your gift. I've sacrifriced time with my family so I could find the perfect gift. You're not easy to shop for. And I wanted to make sure I got you something that both you and Mr. YSR would enjoy. Again, I hate to ruin the surprise, but if it will help you with the thank you notes, I guess I can tell you or perhaps even show you: Congratulations and enjoy
I knew it was coming and I STILL laughed.... :lmao:
 
Was a joke, I have no part of any of the drama going on around here (until now???).Forgive me, it is 8:30pm on "my" Friday night and that may have resulted in the miscommunication. :bag: I forget that I may not be new to the site, but I am still a stranger since I have not posted frequently.
I think Hack is just being a wiseasss.Welcome and feel free to post anything unrelated to the Imp/Mojo/E-Mom/E-10 debate.
I hate the internet. I know when I am joking and even after watching all of you do this for years I can't see the very same line that I would have put out myself.I forgot one of the earliest rules of the animal world and rolled in with my “Big Boy” tail on... I didn't let you all get a good sniff of my ### first before attempting to work my way into the pack.Entering a thread with over 26,000 responses is challenging when you still lack an avatar and have a daily post average of only 0.067 after 8 years (did hit 200 today though :thumbup: )I come in peace. I enjoy the #### out of this thread and the folks who contribute, have not missed a moment of it. (some of it I wish I could).ETA: 28,000+, I love this place.
Did I see in the Drunk thread that you're located in Bahrain or someplace like that?
Yes
temporarily or full time?
Full time until November. Went home for 2 weeks back in March. Arrived September of last year.
 
I cannot decide, Robotron is more fun from the start, but if you make it all the way to blow up the spaceship, Phoenix is better.

 
Finally caved and clicked on the link to Rebecca Black's video "Friday". I went into thinking "Okay, this is getting terrible reiews, but is it any different than the music Lady Ga Ga or Britney Spears makes? I'll give it an honest listen/look and decide for myself".I got to the part where she rhymes 'cereal' with the word 'bowl' and shut it off. Question, if I jam a lightsaber into my ears, will it make the memory go away?
But you missed the oddly placed rapper.
 
where and what is Bahrain? And why?
Bahrain is a small island off of Saudi Arabia in the Middle East. I don't know how you haven't heard about it, "the place is kind of a big deal."Actually, the news made a huge stink about a very real issue within the country and then blew it up to 4000x the actual size (for now).I am out here in a supporting role to Navy personnel assigned to assist in Army billets throughout Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, and other countries in the area of operations for Central Command...It is not super secret squirrel type information, but it isn't all facebook/footballguy share type information either. The Army uses thousands of members of the Navy and the Air Force to support their mission in the area and my job is to make sure that the Navy personnel still have support and a connection to the service they belong to. If you look into Individual Augmentees a bit you can get a better picture of what we are doing out here. :mellow: GM, I live just down the road from you in real life. I own a house in the one town in the entire State that would never root for the Ducks in public(lived in Eugene for a few years growing up, so I can still sometimes root for them, but it is often painful).
 
where and what is Bahrain? And why?
Bahrain is a small island off of Saudi Arabia in the Middle East. I don't know how you haven't heard about it, "the place is kind of a big deal."Actually, the news made a huge stink about a very real issue within the country and then blew it up to 4000x the actual size (for now).I am out here in a supporting role to Navy personnel assigned to assist in Army billets throughout Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, and other countries in the area of operations for Central Command...It is not super secret squirrel type information, but it isn't all facebook/footballguy share type information either. The Army uses thousands of members of the Navy and the Air Force to support their mission in the area and my job is to make sure that the Navy personnel still have support and a connection to the service they belong to. If you look into Individual Augmentees a bit you can get a better picture of what we are doing out here. :mellow: GM, I live just down the road from you in real life. I own a house in the one town in the entire State that would never root for the Ducks in public(lived in Eugene for a few years growing up, so I can still sometimes root for them, but it is often painful).
:thumbup: I actually know a little about Bahrain, but wanted to give you a floor to open up. And thank you for your service.
 
I like this new guy. Always a fan of just jumping right in. :thumbup:
Says the guy that joined in ought 10.**Still new in here, so I understand that most of you would know that this was just a shot at easy humor. I know that GPJ has been around much longer than his meager user date may suggest. Just ensuring that you all catch my scent in case I decide to roam this turf with all of you long term. That was the LAST disclaimer. You get me, or you don't going forward.Dik (and yes, I would qualify for posting this in the drunk thread instead of here)
 

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