GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[rickyjgo]

Getting kicked in the sack 30 seconds into a fight might take a little bit out of me.

 

[rickyjgo]

how early before i have to paint the nursery? shes about 19 weeks along.

Euphemism? I think you still have at least a month before she'll completely shut it down.

 

[General Malaise]

The girl on the left is the bride from last month's wedding. That isn't even a very good pic of her. Chick on the right was a bridesmaid in the wedding yesterday.

7.5 and 7

OH COME ON

Fine. 8?

 

[guru_007]

el salvador -1.5 -140 g'luck

 

[Sconch]

The girl on the left is the bride from last month's wedding. That isn't even a very good pic of her. Chick on the right was a bridesmaid in the wedding yesterday.

7.5 and 7

OH COME ON

Fine. 8?

That means she's a "Bakersfield 9.5"

 

[rickyjgo]

Culture Club entry music for an MMA fighter? Really?

Do you really want to hurt me?



Starting to feel like a poor combination of the guy that decided a working lunch was a good time to start the weekend and the slutty girl that just can't stop herself. Backing off for a while.

 

[FatMax]

The girl on the left is the bride from last month's wedding. That isn't even a very good pic of her. Chick on the right was a bridesmaid in the wedding yesterday.

7.5 and 7

OH COME ON

Fine. 8?

That means she's a "Bakersfield 9.5"

I have a female cousin who lives in Bakersfield. In a dress, she looks like a barn with flowered wallpaper.

 

[bentley]

. The German Moses.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got a pic from Homer. It had boobs in it...girl boobs.

Love this.GM called me last night and I was a little more buzzed than I thought. Plus I think he slipped something in my drink over the phone too or I caught a contact buzz from him. Sorry about the slurring GB.

 

[Steve Tasker]

 

[boilerdave]

My daughter left today for a week at Band Camp.

At least she'll be away from her boyfriend for a week.

The days I've dreaded for 15+ years are upon me.

 

[guru_007]

6-1 nice

Mexico/Costa Rica about to start, should be a cracker.

 

[facook]

6-1 niceMexico/Costa Rica about to start, should be a cracker.

Thanks for the tip!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BTW, Stu, good luck to your son at band camp.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Nicaragua seems like an awesome place.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/politics/2015285078_puracal11m.html

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Take a flyer on the 10 in the 9th at Hollypark. Race goes in 10 mins. 10 - 1.

 

[Tiger Fan]

BTW, Stu, good luck to your son at band camp.

ror

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just walked down and met the new neighbor that called the cops for the dog getting out. Really nice guy. On my walk back I realized I haven't shaved in 5 days and look kind of crazy. Damn it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The girl on the left is the bride from last month's wedding. That isn't even a very good pic of her. Chick on the right was a bridesmaid in the wedding yesterday.

7.5 and 7

OH COME ON

Fine. 8?

That means she's a "Bakersfield 9.5"

I have a female cousin who lives in Bakersfield. In a dress, she looks like a barn with flowered wallpaper.

That's a Bakersfield 7.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I was blind drunk from Friday afternoon until today. Now I'm working and sucking down vodka like it's water. FML.

 

[mr. furley]

how does one decide on which horses to gamble?

 

[Frostillicus]

how does one decide on which horses to gamble?

By height.

 

[Frostillicus]

So any of you guys on the Twitter, then? Since I've already broken the facebook wall I might as well go full bore.

My twitter

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So any of you guys on the Twitter, then? Since I've already broken the facebook wall I might as well go full bore.

My twitter

Thoughts on Childrens Hospital so far?

 

[Frostillicus]

So any of you guys on the Twitter, then? Since I've already broken the facebook wall I might as well go full bore.

My twitter

Thoughts on Childrens Hospital so far?

It looks pretty good in shrink wrap.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So any of you guys on the Twitter, then? Since I've already broken the facebook wall I might as well go full bore.

My twitter

Thoughts on Childrens Hospital so far?

It looks pretty good in shrink wrap.

You're missing out here.Keeping my fingers crossed for my Mavs GB's here.

 

[bentley]

Dammit. I've had enough to drink now that I've done gone crosseyed. No idea why I thought it would be a good idea to drink a bottle of wine in the third quarter.

 

[YSR]

Dammit. I've had enough to drink now that I've done gone crosseyed. No idea why I thought it would be a good idea to drink a bottle of wine in the third quarter.

Not sure why I thought it was a good idea to do the same thing at 2:00 this morning.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Dammit. I've had enough to drink now that I've done gone crosseyed. No idea why I thought it would be a good idea to drink a bottle of wine in the third quarter.

You've become an intolerable Bible-thumping Steelers fan?Link

 

[Frostillicus]

Dammit. I've had enough to drink now that I've done gone crosseyed. No idea why I thought it would be a good idea to drink a bottle of wine in the third quarter.

You've become an intolerable Bible-thumping Steelers fan?Link

What does that picture have to do with Point Break?And I really do plan on watching Childrens Hospital. I just forgot I had it until you just reminded me. I get too much stuff and drink too much.

Go mavs.

 

[bentley]

Dammit. I've had enough to drink now that I've done gone crosseyed. No idea why I thought it would be a good idea to drink a bottle of wine in the third quarter.

Not sure why I thought it was a good idea to do the same thing at 2:00 this morning.

More booze is always a good idea at the time.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

how does one decide on which horses to gamble?

In the case above (my post), I'd just opened a beer and turned on TVG - this horse racing channel - and a broadcaster (Frank Lyons) was talking about this first-time starter he liked who was a whopping 30-1. Kinda rare for that to happen. Besides being absolutely hilarious, he knows his #### (used to be a trainer). So basically it was a tip he got, which is way more credible than your typical "tip"...they rarely pan out. And since this was a maiden race (non-winners) and this particular horse had never run, it's as good of a tip as you're gonna get. The horse got slammed too, down to 8 - 1. Worth taking notice and something for the closet compulsives in here to throw a couple bucks on while we wait for the Finals and baseball. Or so I thought. He lost. And of course, Lyons ripped his tipster to no end, which was great.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

You guys see Tony Montana's coke whore girlfriend next to Cuban just now? Miami.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Hey Krista, HGTV last night had House Hunters International on and there was a couple looking at houses in Granada, Nicaragua. BSR loved the place and I told him you were getting a place there and FBGs were invited.

 

[kevzilla]

You guys see Tony Montana's coke whore girlfriend next to Cuban just now? Miami.

Yes, I did. It's not that I hate the Heatles, so much. I just want to see the commish hand the trophy to Mark Cuban, a man he despises.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Hey Krista, HGTV last night had House Hunters International on and there was a couple looking at houses in Granada, Nicaragua. BSR loved the place and I told him you were getting a place there and FBGs were invited.

Oh goodness, what else?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Hey Krista, HGTV last night had House Hunters International on and there was a couple looking at houses in Granada, Nicaragua. BSR loved the place and I told him you were getting a place there and FBGs were invited.

Oh goodness, what else?

<_<

 

[krista4]

Hey Krista, HGTV last night had House Hunters International on and there was a couple looking at houses in Granada, Nicaragua. BSR loved the place and I told him you were getting a place there and FBGs were invited.

Oh goodness, what else?

<_<

I don't get the comment from SLBD.If it was the one with the restaurant owners (Nectar), the house they bought is actually one that Mr. Krista looked at when he went house hunting. Apparently they changed their minds! We did close on a house last week. Will post pics after we go to finish all our shopping July 4 weekend.

 

[bentley]

I'm fairly drunk and I'm pretty sure that my wife is pissed at me. She's been with me for three Cowboys Super Bowls, a Stars Stanley Cup and a Longhorn football national title, but never sober. It took pregnancy to realize what a giddy, obnoxious ### I am about these things.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Hey Krista, HGTV last night had House Hunters International on and there was a couple looking at houses in Granada, Nicaragua. BSR loved the place and I told him you were getting a place there and FBGs were invited.

Oh goodness, what else?

<_<

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Hey Krista, HGTV last night had House Hunters International on and there was a couple looking at houses in Granada, Nicaragua. BSR loved the place and I told him you were getting a place there and FBGs were invited.

Oh goodness, what else?

<_<

I don't get the comment from SLBD.If it was the one with the restaurant owners (Nectar), the house they bought is actually one that Mr. Krista looked at when he went house hunting. Apparently they changed their minds! We did close on a house last week. Will post pics after we go to finish all our shopping July 4 weekend.

It was a British couple. I'll have to show BSR the pics when you post them.

 

[Frostillicus]

penis

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I am stall awake............. ................ .......... .... ....... ......? :IBTL: :IBTL:

 

[Keys Myaths]

Developing shtick here:http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572876965

Whoa.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Did you guys know that McKesson Corp. is the largest health care company in the world?

Large <> good.:hides:

 

[madhatter]

Did you guys know that McKesson Corp. is the largest health care company in the world?

Large <> good.:hides:

Somehow I feel I'm involved here.That being said, at least I don't have to live in Wis####ingconsin.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Did you guys know that McKesson Corp. is the largest health care company in the world?

Large <> good.:hides:

Somehow I feel I'm involved here.That being said, at least I don't have to live in Wis####ingconsin.

Just throwing out the bait, gb.

 

[Stoneys]

facebook me

done and...

Me too.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Keeping my fingers crossed for my Mavs GB's here.

(assuming I'm one of them)