GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

How do I do that? I looked the other day, and I can't figure it out. I did block the updates for one gal a long time ago, so I know I can do it...I just forgot.

There's an X right next to every post. You can use it to block an application.

I'm on his page now. There's an "X" by his mafia war stuff. If I click the "X" I get the following choices: "mark as spam" or "report the abuse". I don't think that's what I want to do here. God, I hate facebook.

Don't go to my page, do it from your news feed page. look for one of my last mafia wars posts

Yeah, i don't see how to do it. My biggest issue isn't with the desktop/laptop...it's when I check facebook from my blackberry. For every 'real' status update, I'm getting 3-4 Farmville/Mafia War updates. I don't want those anymore. Have no idea how to get rid of them on my phone.

If you block them as instructed while using your PC browser, that should also cover your blackberry. At least that's how it works with the iPhone.

From your PC Browser on your Newsfeed page, go to a mafia wars/farmville post. Move your cursor to it. On the right side of the post, you should see an 'X' appear. Click on the 'X'. A menu should appear giving you the options to: Hide this post, Hide all by 'xxxx', Hide all by 'mafia wars, farmville, etc'. If you click on the Hide all by "app type" you will no longer see any of the spammy posts from that application.

Thanks GB!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

How do I do that? I looked the other day, and I can't figure it out. I did block the updates for one gal a long time ago, so I know I can do it...I just forgot.

There's an X right next to every post. You can use it to block an application.

I'm on his page now. There's an "X" by his mafia war stuff. If I click the "X" I get the following choices: "mark as spam" or "report the abuse". I don't think that's what I want to do here. God, I hate facebook.

Don't go to my page, do it from your news feed page. look for one of my last mafia wars posts

Yeah, i don't see how to do it. My biggest issue isn't with the desktop/laptop...it's when I check facebook from my blackberry. For every 'real' status update, I'm getting 3-4 Farmville/Mafia War updates. I don't want those anymore. Have no idea how to get rid of them on my phone.

If you block them as instructed while using your PC browser, that should also cover your blackberry. At least that's how it works with the iPhone.

From your PC Browser on your Newsfeed page, go to a mafia wars/farmville post. Move your cursor to it. On the right side of the post, you should see an 'X' appear. Click on the 'X'. A menu should appear giving you the options to: Hide this post, Hide all by 'xxxx', Hide all by 'mafia wars, farmville, etc'. If you click on the Hide all by "app type" you will no longer see any of the spammy posts from that application.

Thanks GB!

I don't know how recently FB brought this back, but I just discovered it this weekend: you can once again hide your "activity" from being posted to your page. Click the "x" like you just wanted to remove the on post like before, but now there is an option to get rid of them all. I hated how everything I "liked" or on whatever comment or wall i posted on was instantly advertised on my wall.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have to do the dance recital thing Saturday. Starts at 2:30. Get there at 1:30. Should last 2.5 hours. From what I understand, my daughter will be involved for something like 7 minutes.Shoot me now.

Been there. We had my parents, Mrs. B's parents all in for a weekend that included 3 dance recitals and a first communion.

The worst part is that I have to drive 45 minutes to and from the event. Otherwise this would just be another problem to be solved by booze.

sounds like a great 6 hours.

The people who tell you parenthood is rewarding are the same people who used to get excited over getting a skunk-scented scratch-and-sniff sticker for getting an A on their spelling test. The reward is feeling the need to get something really sharp jabbed into your balls so you never have to worry about doing it again. Thanks jeebus!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I wouldn't pay money to drive 3 hours and watch Robert DeNiro act for 10 minutes, only to turn around and drive home when he was finished, but I'll do the equivalent for 3-5 year-olds dancing. Common sense just goes straight out the window for this ####. Suddenly things you'd NEVER consider doing in your life seem reasonable. It's pretty mind-blowing, really.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And that is, of course, a complete load of ####, because parenthood actually IS really rewarding. It just has a really ####ty ROI sometimes.

 

[General Malaise]

I have to do the dance recital thing Saturday. Starts at 2:30. Get there at 1:30. Should last 2.5 hours. From what I understand, my daughter will be involved for something like 7 minutes.Shoot me now.

Been there. We had my parents, Mrs. B's parents all in for a weekend that included 3 dance recitals and a first communion.

The worst part is that I have to drive 45 minutes to and from the event. Otherwise this would just be another problem to be solved by booze.

sounds like a great 6 hours.

The people who tell you parenthood is rewarding are the same people who used to get excited over getting a skunk-scented scratch-and-sniff sticker for getting an A on their spelling test. The reward is feeling the need to get something really sharp jabbed into your balls so you never have to worry about doing it again. Thanks jeebus!!!

Well first of all, I don't expect that 'pesky' little drive to stand in your way of tapping into some hooch beforehand. Secondly, you should have had a boy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have to do the dance recital thing Saturday. Starts at 2:30. Get there at 1:30. Should last 2.5 hours. From what I understand, my daughter will be involved for something like 7 minutes.Shoot me now.

Been there. We had my parents, Mrs. B's parents all in for a weekend that included 3 dance recitals and a first communion.

The worst part is that I have to drive 45 minutes to and from the event. Otherwise this would just be another problem to be solved by booze.

sounds like a great 6 hours.

The people who tell you parenthood is rewarding are the same people who used to get excited over getting a skunk-scented scratch-and-sniff sticker for getting an A on their spelling test. The reward is feeling the need to get something really sharp jabbed into your balls so you never have to worry about doing it again. Thanks jeebus!!!

Well first of all, I don't expect that 'pesky' little drive to stand in your way of tapping into some hooch beforehand. Secondly, you should have had a boy.

I read last week that you can only have a boy if the woman fails to have an orgasm during conception.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have to do the dance recital thing Saturday. Starts at 2:30. Get there at 1:30. Should last 2.5 hours. From what I understand, my daughter will be involved for something like 7 minutes.Shoot me now.

Been there. We had my parents, Mrs. B's parents all in for a weekend that included 3 dance recitals and a first communion.

The worst part is that I have to drive 45 minutes to and from the event. Otherwise this would just be another problem to be solved by booze.

sounds like a great 6 hours.

The people who tell you parenthood is rewarding are the same people who used to get excited over getting a skunk-scented scratch-and-sniff sticker for getting an A on their spelling test. The reward is feeling the need to get something really sharp jabbed into your balls so you never have to worry about doing it again. Thanks jeebus!!!

Well first of all, I don't expect that 'pesky' little drive to stand in your way of tapping into some hooch beforehand. Secondly, you should have had a boy.

I read last week that you can only have a boy if the woman fails to have an orgasm during conception.

My paternity test is scheduled for next week.

 

[General Malaise]

I wouldn't pay money to drive 3 hours and watch Robert DeNiro act for 10 minutes, only to turn around and drive home when he was finished, but I'll do the equivalent for 3-5 year-olds dancing. Common sense just goes straight out the window for this ####. Suddenly things you'd NEVER consider doing in your life seem reasonable. It's pretty mind-blowing, really.

My co-worker was talking about his daughter having dance practice at 9:30pm on a school night a few days before her rehearsal. She's 6. I was absolutely flabbergasted when I heard this. There's just no way I would permit my child to participate in an activity that required a 9:30pm practice on a school night. That's absurd.And he was once at a recital for 10 hours on a Saturday, so enjoy your 3 hour program. It's about to get a hell of a lot worse if you don't put your giant foot down now.

 

[urbanhack]

Why is the "HBO acquires rights to A Song of Ice and Fire Series" thread 21 pages??

 

[General Malaise]

I have to do the dance recital thing Saturday. Starts at 2:30. Get there at 1:30. Should last 2.5 hours. From what I understand, my daughter will be involved for something like 7 minutes.Shoot me now.

Been there. We had my parents, Mrs. B's parents all in for a weekend that included 3 dance recitals and a first communion.

The worst part is that I have to drive 45 minutes to and from the event. Otherwise this would just be another problem to be solved by booze.

sounds like a great 6 hours.

The people who tell you parenthood is rewarding are the same people who used to get excited over getting a skunk-scented scratch-and-sniff sticker for getting an A on their spelling test. The reward is feeling the need to get something really sharp jabbed into your balls so you never have to worry about doing it again. Thanks jeebus!!!

Well first of all, I don't expect that 'pesky' little drive to stand in your way of tapping into some hooch beforehand. Secondly, you should have had a boy.

I read last week that you can only have a boy if the woman fails to have an orgasm during conception.

Who cares? I climaxed twice and will never have to go to a dance recital. Pretty sure I'm winning here....

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Why is the "HBO acquires rights to A Song of Ice and Fire Series" thread 21 pages??

Game of Thrones is good.

 

[General Malaise]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I wouldn't pay money to drive 3 hours and watch Robert DeNiro act for 10 minutes, only to turn around and drive home when he was finished, but I'll do the equivalent for 3-5 year-olds dancing. Common sense just goes straight out the window for this ####. Suddenly things you'd NEVER consider doing in your life seem reasonable. It's pretty mind-blowing, really.

My co-worker was talking about his daughter having dance practice at 9:30pm on a school night a few days before her rehearsal. She's 6. I was absolutely flabbergasted when I heard this. There's just no way I would permit my child to participate in an activity that required a 9:30pm practice on a school night. That's absurd.And he was once at a recital for 10 hours on a Saturday, so enjoy your 3 hour program. It's about to get a hell of a lot worse if you don't put your giant foot down now.

I think my trump card was delivered at my daughter's school party a few weeks ago, when one of her little friends' older sisters showed up straight from dance practice with her mom. She's MAYBE 8-9, and she looked like something the Feds will eventually use as Exhibit A against Homer. Biker shorts, spandex hatler top, shredded "T-shirt", and more makeup than a Tammy Faye Baker look-alike contest. My wife was taken aback, and I'm pretty sure her desire to not have her daughter look like a $5 whore will ultimately make my attempts to use reason unnecessary.

 

[urbanhack]

"I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show."

FB post?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

I'll take a PM.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Sometimes the recitals can include high school dancers in addition to the little kids.



I've got one coming up this Saturday so I'm hoping.

 

[heckmanm]

I wouldn't pay money to drive 3 hours and watch Robert DeNiro act for 10 minutes, only to turn around and drive home when he was finished, but I'll do the equivalent for 3-5 year-olds dancing. Common sense just goes straight out the window for this ####. Suddenly things you'd NEVER consider doing in your life seem reasonable. It's pretty mind-blowing, really.

My co-worker was talking about his daughter having dance practice at 9:30pm on a school night a few days before her rehearsal. She's 6. I was absolutely flabbergasted when I heard this. There's just no way I would permit my child to participate in an activity that required a 9:30pm practice on a school night. That's absurd.And he was once at a recital for 10 hours on a Saturday, so enjoy your 3 hour program. It's about to get a hell of a lot worse if you don't put your giant foot down now.

I think my trump card was delivered at my daughter's school party a few weeks ago, when one of her little friends' older sisters showed up straight from dance practice with her mom. She's MAYBE 8-9, and she looked like something the Feds will eventually use as Exhibit A against Homer. Biker shorts, spandex hatler top, shredded "T-shirt", and more makeup than a Tammy Faye Baker look-alike contest. My wife was taken aback, and I'm pretty sure her desire to not have her daughter look like a $5 whore will ultimately make my attempts to use reason unnecessary.

Saw a commercial for some TLC show about kiddie beauty pageants last night; wife says "That should be considered child abuse". I think I'll keep her.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I wouldn't pay money to drive 3 hours and watch Robert DeNiro act for 10 minutes, only to turn around and drive home when he was finished, but I'll do the equivalent for 3-5 year-olds dancing. Common sense just goes straight out the window for this ####. Suddenly things you'd NEVER consider doing in your life seem reasonable. It's pretty mind-blowing, really.

Pull an Al Czervik and fake an injury. :myarm!:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I wouldn't pay money to drive 3 hours and watch Robert DeNiro act for 10 minutes, only to turn around and drive home when he was finished, but I'll do the equivalent for 3-5 year-olds dancing. Common sense just goes straight out the window for this ####. Suddenly things you'd NEVER consider doing in your life seem reasonable. It's pretty mind-blowing, really.

My co-worker was talking about his daughter having dance practice at 9:30pm on a school night a few days before her rehearsal. She's 6. I was absolutely flabbergasted when I heard this. There's just no way I would permit my child to participate in an activity that required a 9:30pm practice on a school night. That's absurd.And he was once at a recital for 10 hours on a Saturday, so enjoy your 3 hour program. It's about to get a hell of a lot worse if you don't put your giant foot down now.

I think my trump card was delivered at my daughter's school party a few weeks ago, when one of her little friends' older sisters showed up straight from dance practice with her mom. She's MAYBE 8-9, and she looked like something the Feds will eventually use as Exhibit A against Homer. Biker shorts, spandex hatler top, shredded "T-shirt", and more makeup than a Tammy Faye Baker look-alike contest. My wife was taken aback, and I'm pretty sure her desire to not have her daughter look like a $5 whore will ultimately make my attempts to use reason unnecessary.

Saw a commercial for some TLC show about kiddie beauty pageants last night; wife says "That should be considered child abuse". I think I'll keep her.

The crappy thing is my daughter really enjoys it. So I think it'll likely turn into a hunt for "the right place" rather than complete abandonment of dance. Which will probably still mean 6 hour Saturdays that feel like a waste. And I'm guessing at a higher cost. So, you know, win-win. Stupid chromosomes.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I wouldn't pay money to drive 3 hours and watch Robert DeNiro act for 10 minutes, only to turn around and drive home when he was finished, but I'll do the equivalent for 3-5 year-olds dancing. Common sense just goes straight out the window for this ####. Suddenly things you'd NEVER consider doing in your life seem reasonable. It's pretty mind-blowing, really.

Pull an Al Czervik and fake an injury. :myarm!:

Conflicting vasectomy appointment imo.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Yeah, that's the kind of thing I'm talking about. Um... no.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

bryhamm?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I assume people saw this over the weekend?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

bryhamm?

I don't think she's a Lakers fan.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I assume people saw this over the weekend?

Had to be fake.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I assume people saw this over the weekend?

Had to be fake.

It is. Didn't stop it from getting ciculated a LOT, though.

 

[krista4]

I haven't yet come down with the Indian sickness that everyone seems to get, but despite showering twice a day I smell more than faintly of curry and sewage, and I've this nagging feeling of being full of tapeworms.

Glad to be going home soon. Good night.

 

[General Malaise]

I haven't yet come down with the Indian sickness that everyone seems to get, but despite showering twice a day I smell more than faintly of curry and sewage, and I've this nagging feeling of being full of tapeworms.Glad to be going home soon. Good night.

Can you ship me one of those tapeworms? TIA.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I haven't yet come down with the Indian sickness that everyone seems to get, but despite showering twice a day I smell more than faintly of curry and sewage, and I've this nagging feeling of being full of tapeworms.Glad to be going home soon. Good night.

I think the term is Native American and the sickness is syphilis. duh.

 

[General Malaise]

I assume people saw this over the weekend?

Had to be fake.

An online hoax that falsely suggests McDonald's discriminates against African-American customers is causing a PR headache for the Golden Arches.Over the weekend, the photograph above circulated widely on the internet. The image shows what looks like an official McDonald's notice in the window of a restaurant, telling customers that blacks will be charged $1.50 extra "as an insurance measure due in part to a recent string of robberies."

Many internet users retweeted the photo, using the words "Seriously McDonald's," to express their disapproval of the burger chain.

In response, McDonald's sent a tweet of its own on Saturday: "That pic is a senseless & ignorant hoax McD's values ALL our customers. Diversity runs deep in our culture on both sides of the counter."

But that clearly wasn't enough to clear things up, because Twitter users continued to send out the picture, with that same message of condemnation: "Seriously McDonald's." Indeed, so many people sent "Seriously McDonald's" Tweets that the phrase became a leading entry on Twitter's trend list.

That led to a second, blunter McTweet, on Sunday: "That Seriously McDonalds picture is a hoax."

The latest pushback effort seems to have helped keep the photo from spreading too much further--but there's no telling how many people out there still think the photo is for real.

This is hardly the only recent barrage of negative publicity for the burger behemoth--some of it more justified. McDonalds CEO Jim Skinner recently was forced to defend the company's renewed use of the Ronald McDonald mascot to appeal to children, after critics said the restaurant's fat-laden burgers and fries endanger kids' health.

It's not clear who created the hoax image. It appears to have first showed up on the popular 4chan message board, and it was posted last year on an anti-McDonald's blog.

But there's no doubt it's fake. As some Twitter users have pointed out, the toll-free number given at the bottom of the sign is actually the number for ... Kentucky Fried Chicken.

 

[Sarnoff]

 

[Sconch]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

I'll take a PM.

I was going to post about my 4 yo's upcoming baseball tournament where his team is guaranteed a minimum of 3 games. HE'S 4 YOU ####### #######S!! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT A BASEBALL TOURNAMENT!!1ONE!

It's getting worse and worse. One of my former students used to set up baseball/softball tournaments for profit. He'd come up with some BS name like Gold Desert Classic or California Masters Tournament or If Your Kid Wins This Maybe He's Not Gay Memorial or whatever. Then he'd promote the ever loving crap out of it. Run around town getting donations so that after paying the umps and buying trophies he and his partner could pocket more than half of the entry fees. The thing is that nobody cared.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It's getting worse and worse. One of my former students used to set up baseball/softball tournaments for profit. He'd come up with some BS name like Gold Desert Classic or California Masters Tournament or If Your Kid Wins This Maybe He's Not Gay Memorial or whatever. Then he'd promote the ever loving crap out of it. Run around town getting donations so that after paying the umps and buying trophies he and his partner could pocket more than half of the entry fees. The thing is that nobody cared.

That's brutal but this is a church sponsored tournament. I really hate these churchie people with no lives. Thank God Cal doesn't like sports.Oh and for the 3rd time in this thread, just because you see a white guy in a tie at the grocery store, that doesn't make me the manager. No, I don't know where Chris is or where your favorite wine is kept. HTH

 

[Sconch]

It's getting worse and worse. One of my former students used to set up baseball/softball tournaments for profit. He'd come up with some BS name like Gold Desert Classic or California Masters Tournament or If Your Kid Wins This Maybe He's Not Gay Memorial or whatever. Then he'd promote the ever loving crap out of it. Run around town getting donations so that after paying the umps and buying trophies he and his partner could pocket more than half of the entry fees. The thing is that nobody cared.

That's brutal but this is a church sponsored tournament. I really hate these churchie people with no lives. Thank God Cal doesn't like sports.Oh and for the 3rd time in this thread, just because you see a white guy in a tie at the grocery store, that doesn't make me the manager. No, I don't know where Chris is or where your favorite wine is kept. HTH

 

[Keys Myaths]

It's getting worse and worse. One of my former students used to set up baseball/softball tournaments for profit. He'd come up with some BS name like Gold Desert Classic or California Masters Tournament or If Your Kid Wins This Maybe He's Not Gay Memorial or whatever. Then he'd promote the ever loving crap out of it. Run around town getting donations so that after paying the umps and buying trophies he and his partner could pocket more than half of the entry fees. The thing is that nobody cared.

That's brutal but this is a church sponsored tournament. I really hate these churchie people with no lives. Thank God Cal doesn't like sports.Oh and for the 3rd time in this thread, just because you see a white guy in a tie at the grocery store, that doesn't make me the manager. No, I don't know where Chris is or where your favorite wine is kept. HTH

 

[Good Posting Judge]

It's getting worse and worse.

One of my former students used to set up baseball/softball tournaments for profit. He'd come up with some BS name like Gold Desert Classic or California Masters Tournament or If Your Kid Wins This Maybe He's Not Gay Memorial or whatever. Then he'd promote the ever loving crap out of it. Run around town getting donations so that after paying the umps and buying trophies he and his partner could pocket more than half of the entry fees. The thing is that nobody cared.

That's brutal but this is a church sponsored tournament. I really hate these churchie people with no lives. Thank God Cal doesn't like sports.Oh and for the 3rd time in this thread, just because you see a white guy in a tie at the grocery store, that doesn't make me the manager. No, I don't know where Chris is or where your favorite wine is kept. HTH

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Anyone else playing the World Golf Tour game? Not a bad way to waste a day at work.

 

[Disco Stu]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

 

[General Malaise]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

What did you with Forrest you SOB?!!

 

[Disco Stu]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

It's kind of going to a strip club. Except with just one stage, more choreography, slightly more clothes, no tipping, more cheering, no lap dances, more girls in the crowd, and better teeth. Hmmm... so maybe it's hardly anything like a strip club.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

It's kind of going to a strip club. Except with just one stage, more choreography, slightly more clothes, no tipping, more cheering, no lap dances, more girls in the crowd, and better teeth. Hmmm... so maybe it's hardly anything like a strip club.

But there is usually an orgy at the end right?

That's considered a "stays here" type of thing.

Oh, yeah. Sorry about the drunk posting on your FB page too.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

It's kind of going to a strip club. Except with just one stage, more choreography, slightly more clothes, no tipping, more cheering, no lap dances, more girls in the crowd, and better teeth. Hmmm... so maybe it's hardly anything like a strip club.

But there is usually an orgy at the end right?

Such an odd question.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

It's kind of going to a strip club. Except with just one stage, more choreography, slightly more clothes, no tipping, more cheering, no lap dances, more girls in the crowd, and better teeth. Hmmm... so maybe it's hardly anything like a strip club.

But there is usually an orgy at the end right?

Such an odd question.

Also, SLB, where can I find the Jordan Cabernet?

 

[Disco Stu]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

It's kind of going to a strip club. Except with just one stage, more choreography, slightly more clothes, no tipping, more cheering, no lap dances, more girls in the crowd, and better teeth. Hmmm... so maybe it's hardly anything like a strip club.

But there is usually an orgy at the end right?

That's considered a "stays here" type of thing.

Oh, yeah. Sorry about the drunk posting on your FB page too.

No problem. I laughed at the follow-up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

It's kind of going to a strip club. Except with just one stage, more choreography, slightly more clothes, no tipping, more cheering, no lap dances, more girls in the crowd, and better teeth. Hmmm... so maybe it's hardly anything like a strip club.

But there is usually an orgy at the end right?

Such an odd question.

Also, SLB, where can I find the Jordan Cabernet?

Seriously, I'm carrying a container of salad (spinach), a small cup of soup, two 4 packs of yogurt and a jar of salad dressing as I'm walking towards the checkout line. Next time I'm faking an injury and suing somebody.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No problem. I laughed at the follow-up.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I took both boys last night from the ex who needed coverage so she could perform a burlesque show.

Has she been tagged in any facebook pics yet? That will be awkward.It always takes me aback when girls I know pop on facebook wearing pasties. One of their shows was two nights ago. I turned down the invite. Those things can be pretty fun though if they're good.

She's posted some stuff on facebook, but I'm not sure if they are related to last night's show or not. She's done another show before too. I have no idea what Burlesque shows really are, but it sounds kind of like a dance recital with grown-ups and booze. Still not enough of a draw for me. I need to wager on the outcome of something to attend.

Scantily clad women and booze isn't enough for you? Gaydar activated...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GM,

O/U on snack trays popping out during performance is set at .5.

There, now we can all be friends again.