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[EYLive]

Nice to be back.

 

[kevzilla]

Four paper-towel tubes

Cover in aluminum foil

Tape to chest

Profit

 

[bakes]

On Saturday morning, I'm flying halfway across the country with a hyperactive two year old that's never flown before, an AngryWife that's seven months pregnant, and my mother and father in law. Thinking about creating a bit of a stir at the airport and begging the TSA folks to haul me in so I miss the flight.

Bring along a big bottle of Listerine and insist that you need to bring it. That oughta delay you for an hour or so.

 

[bentley]

On another note, as the communications guy I end up getting stuck on a lot of these "company spirit" committees. We're having a "50s" party at the office to celebrate 50,000 customers. When I asked if the party was going to be integrated or if we were going to force the blacks to throw their own party, people seemed mostly offended. That's funny, right?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

LINK

 

[bentley]

LINK

Gonna need a little backstory.

 

[YSR]

Had a big reply-to-all going on with my brother, sister and dad earlier tonight, which ended with the following Father's Day planning:

YSRSis: So are we invited to Father's Day this year or is it another year of, "It's my day, and if I don't want to spend Father's Day with my children then I shouldn't have to."

YSRDad: Only stimulation I have is we will not sit at the dining room table.

 

[krista4]

Had a big reply-to-all going on with my brother, sister and dad earlier tonight, which ended with the following Father's Day planning:YSRSis: So are we invited to Father's Day this year or is it another year of, "It's my day, and if I don't want to spend Father's Day with my children then I shouldn't have to."YSRDad: Only stimulation I have is we will not sit at the dining room table.

Your sister sounds a little angry.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

YSR dad sounds wise

 

[kevzilla]

It's Father's Day and YSRDad can have any stimulations he wants. Not sure his daughters should be involved in that, though. Sounds like the story of Lot. Is Jacksonville more like Sodom or Gomorrah?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Just for the record, BSR and I do not share a FB account.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

LINK

Gonna need a little backstory.

LINK

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Sounds like the story of Lot.

ool

 

[jplvr]

Just saying hi. Still haven't moved and up until lately, I've been lazy about things.

Lately I've been painting cabinets and working on some things outside. Today, I worked in 100 degree heat on the back deck. I weighed in the morning and later, after quitting 8 hours later. I lost 8 pounds. This was after drinking 15 32 oz glasses of water. I finally filled my bladder enough to pee later in the night after 5 beers and another gallon of water or more.

Should have the house on the market by the first of July. My neighbor got a helluva price for his house last December, but since that point, my house lost 20k in comps from other sales. We'll see what happens. I don't have to move, but I'll be living her for a while if people offer anything less that $5k over the current comps.

I don't think I'm missing much as the fisheries board closed amberjack fishing for a ridiculous amount of time, on top of the absurdly short snapper season. I think I can be moved by the time amberjack opens back up, after hurricane season and when it's more feasible to go fishing again.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.

I did this exact thing 3 weeks ago. Saving $50/mo for the first year, and $20/mo the second. The sales guy and manager didn't really know what they were talking about though, they said they had a wireless router, but they don't so I had to pay $50 for an install of it.

They also told me they had new technology that prevents 95% of signal loss due to storms. FAIL.... We had a loss of signal the second night, and another one last week.

They also talked me out of a second DVR for the bedroom because they said you could record 2 channels and watch a 3rd, unlike Time Warner. Another fail as it's exactly like Time Warner where you can only record 2 channels and have to watch one of those or something that's already been recorded.

Other than that it's ok, takes a bit to get used to.

I'm getting a bit more off than that, 4 free receivers (2 HD with DVR) plus 1 year free of NFL Sunday Ticket.

Yea I got that same package, except I got 1 HD DVR, 1 HD Box, and 2 regular boxes. Got the Sunday Ticket for a year, and all the movie channels for 3 mos. All for $79/mo

Yeah. Mine's $52/mo.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

On another note, as the communications guy I end up getting stuck on a lot of these "company spirit" committees. We're having a "50s" party at the office to celebrate 50,000 customers. When I asked if the party was going to be integrated or if we were going to force the blacks to throw their own party, people seemed mostly offended. That's funny, right?

Yes.

 

[The_Man]

Oh yeah my brother and his wife SHARE a facebook account: "Gary N Diane Boyle" or whatever They are one of those couples that do EVERYTHING together from golfing to working out. A few years ago we went to a birthday party for my aunt and uncle who are twins. Some freaking genius had the brilliant idea to make it a theme party. You had a choice: You could dress up like my aunt or uncle or find a partner and dress as twins. I just put on a checkered shirt and some glasses and went as my uncle. My brother and his wife dressed as twins...both of them wore overalls with a red shirt. They showed up holding hands. Oh did I mention this party was in public at a bar/bowling alley? I told them both not to stand within 50 feet of me.

Mrs SLB and myself do everything together. Except sex of course.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

On another note, as the communications guy I end up getting stuck on a lot of these "company spirit" committees. We're having a "50s" party at the office to celebrate 50,000 customers. When I asked if the party was going to be integrated or if we were going to force the blacks to throw their own party, people seemed mostly offended. That's funny, right?

Yes.

 

[Village Idiot]

Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.

If you have frequent heavy rainstorms DirecTv is going to piss you off.If not and you like having all of the NFL games then party on Garth.

Also, week of August 6th through the 14th I will be where you are. Cornhole sir?

I'll likely be out of town on both of those weekends, but in town all week. Need to find some shuffleboard partners.

A weeknight with some black and tans and getting my ### handed to me in shuffleboard works.Pick a night, I'll be on vacation.

In Greensboro?

My Mom lives there with my older brother.They take care of her (had a bad stroke a number of years ago), when they go on vacation I come to GSO to visit and look after my Mom.

 

[Dr. Watson]

I will be drinking coma-inducing amounts of alcohol this afternoon/evening...pray for me.

 

[Village Idiot]

Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.

I did this exact thing 3 weeks ago. Saving $50/mo for the first year, and $20/mo the second. The sales guy and manager didn't really know what they were talking about though, they said they had a wireless router, but they don't so I had to pay $50 for an install of it.

They also told me they had new technology that prevents 95% of signal loss due to storms. FAIL.... We had a loss of signal the second night, and another one last week.

They also talked me out of a second DVR for the bedroom because they said you could record 2 channels and watch a 3rd, unlike Time Warner. Another fail as it's exactly like Time Warner where you can only record 2 channels and have to watch one of those or something that's already been recorded.

Other than that it's ok, takes a bit to get used to.

I'm getting a bit more off than that, 4 free receivers (2 HD with DVR) plus 1 year free of NFL Sunday Ticket.

This is one thing that pisses me off about DirecTV.New customers get free HD.

Existing customers that want to add it, (yeah yeah I'm a caveman just recently got an HD capable TV), have to pay for it.

No I haven't tried the well I'm going to cancel route yet.

 

[Village Idiot]

Got a job offer from my second choice. Told them I would get back to them tomorrow afternoon. The money is fine, the commute is very reasonable. My first choice told me they would get back to me tomorrow. The money is similar, the commute is a little longer, but manageable.The second choice is a large public corporation based in Nashville. The first choice is a non-profit (but very successful) based here in Austin. What's the shark play here? Leaning toward waiting until about noon, then emailing the first choice to see what's up. What say you?

Ask Timschochet and then do the opposite.

Or Woz.Or both.Hilarity will ensue if they both answer differently.I'd then suggest Otis tie breaker and do the opposite of what Oat says.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've still got the original email. I'm thinking about blackmailing my brother with it. He makes a pretty good salary. I bet I could get at least $73 out of it.

Or you can go to White Water by yourself. Pretty sure I mentioned this already but I still keep thinking about it and it makes me angry. 2 adults, 2 kids,

Spoiler

$157

Spoiler

Spoiler

Huh?

Spoiler

I've still got the original email. I'm thinking about blackmailing my brother with it. He makes a pretty good salary. I bet I could get at least $73 out of it.

Or you can go to White Water by yourself. Pretty sure I mentioned this already but I still keep thinking about it and it makes me angry. 2 adults, 2 kids, $157

Yeah, wait...what?One hundred fifty seven dollars is the admission cost for 2 adults and 2 children into a water park. Pisses me off.That's like $30 each!I'm going to chop your head off and make waffles out of it!

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.

I did this exact thing 3 weeks ago. Saving $50/mo for the first year, and $20/mo the second. The sales guy and manager didn't really know what they were talking about though, they said they had a wireless router, but they don't so I had to pay $50 for an install of it.

They also told me they had new technology that prevents 95% of signal loss due to storms. FAIL.... We had a loss of signal the second night, and another one last week.

They also talked me out of a second DVR for the bedroom because they said you could record 2 channels and watch a 3rd, unlike Time Warner. Another fail as it's exactly like Time Warner where you can only record 2 channels and have to watch one of those or something that's already been recorded.

Other than that it's ok, takes a bit to get used to.

I'm getting a bit more off than that, 4 free receivers (2 HD with DVR) plus 1 year free of NFL Sunday Ticket.

This is one thing that pisses me off about DirecTV.New customers get free HD.

Existing customers that want to add it, (yeah yeah I'm a caveman just recently got an HD capable TV), have to pay for it.

No I haven't tried the well I'm going to cancel route yet.

You should. I called last month because my bill had increased by about $5/month, and told them I was cancelling because the bill had gotten too high. I'm now getting $35/mo off my bill for two years (includes the HD credit). The lady I spoke with also told me to just call back when the discounts end and they'll do it again.

 

[Village Idiot]

I've still got the original email. I'm thinking about blackmailing my brother with it. He makes a pretty good salary. I bet I could get at least $73 out of it.

Wow, if the rest of this thread is like this, I should have started reading it alot sooner.

 

[Village Idiot]

Oh yeah my brother and his wife SHARE a facebook account: "Gary N Diane Boyle" or whatever They are one of those couples that do EVERYTHING together from golfing to working out. A few years ago we went to a birthday party for my aunt and uncle who are twins. Some freaking genius had the brilliant idea to make it a theme party. You had a choice: You could dress up like my aunt or uncle or find a partner and dress as twins. I just put on a checkered shirt and some glasses and went as my uncle. My brother and his wife dressed as twins...both of them wore overalls with a red shirt. They showed up holding hands. Oh did I mention this party was in public at a bar/bowling alley? I told them both not to stand within 50 feet of me.

Mrs SLB and myself do everything together. Except sex of course.

 

[Village Idiot]

On Saturday morning, I'm flying halfway across the country with a hyperactive two year old that's never flown before, an AngryWife that's seven months pregnant, and my mother and father in law. Thinking about creating a bit of a stir at the airport and begging the TSA folks to haul me in so I miss the flight.

Old School drunk an option?

 

[Village Idiot]

On another note, as the communications guy I end up getting stuck on a lot of these "company spirit" committees. We're having a "50s" party at the office to celebrate 50,000 customers. When I asked if the party was going to be integrated or if we were going to force the blacks to throw their own party, people seemed mostly offended. That's funny, right?

It's a good attempt to start off getting out of getting stuck on these in the future.

 

[Hawks64]

Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.

I did this exact thing 3 weeks ago. Saving $50/mo for the first year, and $20/mo the second. The sales guy and manager didn't really know what they were talking about though, they said they had a wireless router, but they don't so I had to pay $50 for an install of it.

They also told me they had new technology that prevents 95% of signal loss due to storms. FAIL.... We had a loss of signal the second night, and another one last week.

They also talked me out of a second DVR for the bedroom because they said you could record 2 channels and watch a 3rd, unlike Time Warner. Another fail as it's exactly like Time Warner where you can only record 2 channels and have to watch one of those or something that's already been recorded.

Other than that it's ok, takes a bit to get used to.

I'm getting a bit more off than that, 4 free receivers (2 HD with DVR) plus 1 year free of NFL Sunday Ticket.

This is one thing that pisses me off about DirecTV.New customers get free HD.

Existing customers that want to add it, (yeah yeah I'm a caveman just recently got an HD capable TV), have to pay for it.

No I haven't tried the well I'm going to cancel route yet.

So existing customers can get the HD package credited for 2 years but not for life like new customers. Really pisses me off.

 

[Village Idiot]

I've still got the original email. I'm thinking about blackmailing my brother with it. He makes a pretty good salary. I bet I could get at least $73 out of it.

Or you can go to White Water by yourself. Pretty sure I mentioned this already but I still keep thinking about it and it makes me angry. 2 adults, 2 kids,

Spoiler

$157

Spoiler

Spoiler

Huh?

Spoiler

I've still got the original email. I'm thinking about blackmailing my brother with it. He makes a pretty good salary. I bet I could get at least $73 out of it.

Or you can go to White Water by yourself. Pretty sure I mentioned this already but I still keep thinking about it and it makes me angry. 2 adults, 2 kids, $157

Spoiler

Yeah, wait...what?

One hundred fifty seven dollars is the admission cost for 2 adults and 2 children into a water park. Pisses me off.That's like $30 each!I'm going to chop your head off and make waffles out of it!Will this be happening in St. Louis?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I heard a radio interview with Don King the other day who was promoting the upcoming Devon Alexander fight.

Radio Guy: In addition to fights, you also promote other things, for example the last Jackson family tour which was the last time they all performed together.

DK: Yes, and it is probably the last time they will all perform together.

 

[Village Idiot]

Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.

I did this exact thing 3 weeks ago. Saving $50/mo for the first year, and $20/mo the second. The sales guy and manager didn't really know what they were talking about though, they said they had a wireless router, but they don't so I had to pay $50 for an install of it.

They also told me they had new technology that prevents 95% of signal loss due to storms. FAIL.... We had a loss of signal the second night, and another one last week.

They also talked me out of a second DVR for the bedroom because they said you could record 2 channels and watch a 3rd, unlike Time Warner. Another fail as it's exactly like Time Warner where you can only record 2 channels and have to watch one of those or something that's already been recorded.

Other than that it's ok, takes a bit to get used to.

I'm getting a bit more off than that, 4 free receivers (2 HD with DVR) plus 1 year free of NFL Sunday Ticket.

This is one thing that pisses me off about DirecTV.New customers get free HD.

Existing customers that want to add it, (yeah yeah I'm a caveman just recently got an HD capable TV), have to pay for it.

No I haven't tried the well I'm going to cancel route yet.

You should. I called last month because my bill had increased by about $5/month, and told them I was cancelling because the bill had gotten too high. I'm now getting $35/mo off my bill for two years (includes the HD credit). The lady I spoke with also told me to just call back when the discounts end and they'll do it again.

Thank you I'll try that.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.

I did this exact thing 3 weeks ago. Saving $50/mo for the first year, and $20/mo the second. The sales guy and manager didn't really know what they were talking about though, they said they had a wireless router, but they don't so I had to pay $50 for an install of it.

They also told me they had new technology that prevents 95% of signal loss due to storms. FAIL.... We had a loss of signal the second night, and another one last week.

They also talked me out of a second DVR for the bedroom because they said you could record 2 channels and watch a 3rd, unlike Time Warner. Another fail as it's exactly like Time Warner where you can only record 2 channels and have to watch one of those or something that's already been recorded.

Other than that it's ok, takes a bit to get used to.

I'm getting a bit more off than that, 4 free receivers (2 HD with DVR) plus 1 year free of NFL Sunday Ticket.

This is one thing that pisses me off about DirecTV.New customers get free HD.

Existing customers that want to add it, (yeah yeah I'm a caveman just recently got an HD capable TV), have to pay for it.

No I haven't tried the well I'm going to cancel route yet.

link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.

I did this exact thing 3 weeks ago. Saving $50/mo for the first year, and $20/mo the second. The sales guy and manager didn't really know what they were talking about though, they said they had a wireless router, but they don't so I had to pay $50 for an install of it.

They also told me they had new technology that prevents 95% of signal loss due to storms. FAIL.... We had a loss of signal the second night, and another one last week.

They also talked me out of a second DVR for the bedroom because they said you could record 2 channels and watch a 3rd, unlike Time Warner. Another fail as it's exactly like Time Warner where you can only record 2 channels and have to watch one of those or something that's already been recorded.

Other than that it's ok, takes a bit to get used to.

I'm getting a bit more off than that, 4 free receivers (2 HD with DVR) plus 1 year free of NFL Sunday Ticket.

This is one thing that pisses me off about DirecTV.New customers get free HD.

Existing customers that want to add it, (yeah yeah I'm a caveman just recently got an HD capable TV), have to pay for it.

No I haven't tried the well I'm going to cancel route yet.

So existing customers can get the HD package credited for 2 years but not for life like new customers. Really pisses me off.

When we move I'm putting the hammer down but I think I've gotten everything I can from them without actually canceling.

 

[urbanhack]

Who's getting bombed tonight????????

 

[Thorn]

Got convinced to switch from cable to Direct TV this week at Sams. Install is next Saturday, so I've got a week to change my mind if I want to. I hate Time Warner with a passion and my monthly bill is going down, so I'm not sure how I would change my mind, but looking for thoughts.

I did this exact thing 3 weeks ago. Saving $50/mo for the first year, and $20/mo the second. The sales guy and manager didn't really know what they were talking about though, they said they had a wireless router, but they don't so I had to pay $50 for an install of it.

They also told me they had new technology that prevents 95% of signal loss due to storms. FAIL.... We had a loss of signal the second night, and another one last week.

They also talked me out of a second DVR for the bedroom because they said you could record 2 channels and watch a 3rd, unlike Time Warner. Another fail as it's exactly like Time Warner where you can only record 2 channels and have to watch one of those or something that's already been recorded.

Other than that it's ok, takes a bit to get used to.

I'm getting a bit more off than that, 4 free receivers (2 HD with DVR) plus 1 year free of NFL Sunday Ticket.

This is one thing that pisses me off about DirecTV.New customers get free HD.

Existing customers that want to add it, (yeah yeah I'm a caveman just recently got an HD capable TV), have to pay for it.

No I haven't tried the well I'm going to cancel route yet.

 

[Disco Stu]

Why does Sailor Jerry hate me? Headache every time I drink that crap.

I only had three drinks last night too. Heavy pours but still, that's ridiculous.

 

[eoMMan]

Got a job offer from my second choice. Told them I would get back to them tomorrow afternoon. The money is fine, the commute is very reasonable. My first choice told me they would get back to me tomorrow. The money is similar, the commute is a little longer, but manageable.The second choice is a large public corporation based in Nashville. The first choice is a non-profit (but very successful) based here in Austin. What's the shark play here? Leaning toward waiting until about noon, then emailing the first choice to see what's up. What say you?

I know you said the money is close but you're talking about 2 different cities. Have you looked at cost of living between the 2 cities? If it's still really close, I'd suggest calling, not e-mailing, the first job. If no go, then take the Nashville job. There's probably a lot more room for growth at the large public corp too compared to the non-profit.

 

[eoMMan]

Who's getting bombed tonight????????

I'm getting high on life, buddy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who's getting bombed tonight????????

Dinner reservations at 5:15 for Kemolls then the Cards game.

 

[urbanhack]

Who's getting bombed tonight????????

I'm getting high on life, buddy.

There's no rule about getting high on more than one thing, no?

 

[eoMMan]

Who's getting bombed tonight????????

I'm getting high on life, buddy.

There's no rule about getting high on more than one thing, no?

No, sir.....go for it.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Happy Fathers Day, fellas. We fart a lot in here but I know there are some great dads in this thread.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Just for the record, BSR and I do not share a FB account.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Happy Fathers Day, fellas. We fart a lot in here but I know there are some great dads in this thread.

I hear sometimes that I'm a good father. Well, look, give me some time and I'll screw it up. It's only been a year, mind you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We were just told that if we don't sell out house soon, Cal isn't welcome back at his school. Seriously heart broken here. Good thing I arranged a meeting yesterday with the realtor about how to get this ####### place sold.

I guess the good news is that this will finally push Mrs. SLB away from the Catholics forever. #### you Cal's school and #### your religion of "forgiveness" and "helping people" you ####### hypocrites. Go ruin some more little boys lives you pedophile enablers.

 

[shamwow!]

Who's getting bombed tonight????????

Dinner reservations at 5:15 for Kemolls then the Cards game.

I had planned on taking it easy tonight. But it seems as if whenever I 'take it easy', I get really hammered

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Ughh, that sucks SLB

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

We were just told that if we don't sell out house soon, Cal isn't welcome back at his school. Seriously heart broken here. Good thing I arranged a meeting yesterday with the realtor about how to get this ####### place sold.I guess the good news is that this will finally push Mrs. SLB away from the Catholics forever. #### you Cal's school and #### your religion of "forgiveness" and "helping people" you ####### hypocrites. Go ruin some more little boys lives you pedophile enablers.

why does the school care about your house being sold?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

We were just told that if we don't sell out house soon, Cal isn't welcome back at his school. Seriously heart broken here. Good thing I arranged a meeting yesterday with the realtor about how to get this ####### place sold.I guess the good news is that this will finally push Mrs. SLB away from the Catholics forever. #### you Cal's school and #### your religion of "forgiveness" and "helping people" you ####### hypocrites. Go ruin some more little boys lives you pedophile enablers.

why does the school care about your house being sold?

It was built on a graveyard where they'd only moved the headstones, but the bodies were still underneath.