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Date Drinking Night Before?

1/4/2010 N

1/5/2010 N

1/6/2010 N

1/7/2010 N

1/8/2010 Y

1/9/2010 Y

1/10/2010 Y

1/11/2010 N

1/12/2010 N

1/13/2010 N

1/14/2010 N

1/15/2010 Y

1/16/2010 Y

1/17/2010 N

1/18/2010 N

1/19/2010 N

1/20/2010 N

1/21/2010 N

1/22/2010 Y

1/23/2010 Y

1/24/2010 Y

1/25/2010 N

1/26/2010 N

1/27/2010 N

1/28/2010 Y

1/29/2010 Y

1/30/2010 Y

1/31/2010 Y

2/1/2010 N

2/2/2010 N

2/3/2010 N

2/4/2010 N

2/5/2010 Y

2/6/2010 Y

2/7/2010 Y

2/8/2010 N

2/9/2010 N

2/10/2010 N

2/11/2010 N

2/12/2010 N

2/13/2010 Y

2/14/2010 N

2/15/2010 N

2/16/2010 N

2/17/2010 N

2/18/2010 N

2/19/2010 Y

2/20/2010 Y

2/21/2010 N

2/22/2010 N

2/23/2010 N

2/24/2010 N

2/25/2010 Y

2/26/2010 Y

2/27/2010 N

2/28/2010 Y

3/1/2010 N

3/2/2010 Y

3/3/2010 N

3/4/2010 Y

3/5/2010 N

3/6/2010 Y

3/7/2010 N

3/8/2010 N

3/9/2010 Y

3/10/2010 N

3/11/2010 Y

3/12/2010 Y

3/13/2010 Y

3/14/2010 N

3/15/2010 N

3/16/2010 Y

3/17/2010 Y

3/18/2010 Y

3/19/2010 Y

3/20/2010 Y

3/21/2010 N

3/22/2010 Y

3/23/2010 N

3/24/2010 N

3/25/2010 Y

3/26/2010 Y

3/27/2010 Y

3/28/2010 Y

3/29/2010 N

3/30/2010 N

3/31/2010 N

4/1/2010 Y

4/2/2010 Y

4/3/2010 Y

4/4/2010 N

4/5/2010 N

4/6/2010 Y

4/7/2010 N

4/8/2010 Y

4/9/2010 Y

4/10/2010 Y

4/11/2010 Y

4/12/2010 N

4/13/2010 N

4/14/2010 Y

4/15/2010 N

4/16/2010 Y

4/17/2010 Y

4/18/2010 N

4/19/2010 N

4/20/2010 N

4/21/2010 N

4/22/2010 N

4/23/2010 Y

4/24/2010 Y

4/25/2010 Y

4/26/2010 N

4/27/2010 N

4/28/2010 N

4/29/2010 N

4/30/2010 N

5/1/2010 Y

5/2/2010 Y

5/3/2010 N

5/4/2010 Y

5/5/2010 N

5/6/2010 N

5/7/2010 Y

5/8/2010 Y

5/9/2010 N

5/10/2010 N

5/11/2010 N

5/12/2010 Y

5/13/2010 Y

5/14/2010 Y

5/15/2010 N

5/16/2010 N

5/17/2010 N

5/18/2010 N

5/19/2010 Y

5/20/2010 Y

5/21/2010 Y

5/22/2010 Y

5/23/2010 Y

5/24/2010 N

5/25/2010 N

5/26/2010 N

5/27/2010 N

:bag: :unsure: :bag:

 
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'Josie Maran said:
'General Malaise said:
'urbanhack said:
'cosjobs said:
Go out and get some coconut water on the way home.
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How long does it take to get used to the taste? I bought a liter, chugged down about six ounces and was too disgusted to finish. I know people say stuff tastes like ### a lot, but this tiem it was real.
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Not sure. I actually like the taste. Maybe it's the brand. I typically drink ONE, Zico or Vita Coco.
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Screw it, I'll just drink beer when I get home.
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Seriously. If I've learned anything over my last few months of insane alcohol consumption, it's this: Just mix yourself something tasty and fight your way through it.Good luck, gb. :wub:
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I'm actually going to go for a run and try to sweat weekend out. I don't even want to look at a scale.
 
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'General Malaise said:
'Josie Maran said:
'General Malaise said:
'urbanhack said:
'cosjobs said:
Go out and get some coconut water on the way home.
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How long does it take to get used to the taste? I bought a liter, chugged down about six ounces and was too disgusted to finish. I know people say stuff tastes like ### a lot, but this tiem it was real.
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Not sure. I actually like the taste. Maybe it's the brand. I typically drink ONE, Zico or Vita Coco.
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Screw it, I'll just drink beer when I get home.
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Seriously. If I've learned anything over my last few months of insane alcohol consumption, it's this: Just mix yourself something tasty and fight your way through it.Good luck, gb. :wub:
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I'm actually going to go for a run and try to sweat weekend out. I don't even want to look at a scale.
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I walked 6 miles this morning. It helped but I still can't wait for bed. Actually, check out the scale tonight, my research shows that thanks to dehydration your weight will go down. I wouldn't check it on Thursday though.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Josie Maran said:
'General Malaise said:
'urbanhack said:
'cosjobs said:
Go out and get some coconut water on the way home.
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How long does it take to get used to the taste? I bought a liter, chugged down about six ounces and was too disgusted to finish. I know people say stuff tastes like ### a lot, but this tiem it was real.
Click to expand...
Not sure. I actually like the taste. Maybe it's the brand. I typically drink ONE, Zico or Vita Coco.
Click to expand...
Screw it, I'll just drink beer when I get home.
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Seriously. If I've learned anything over my last few months of insane alcohol consumption, it's this: Just mix yourself something tasty and fight your way through it.Good luck, gb. :wub:
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I'm actually going to go for a run and try to sweat weekend out. I don't even want to look at a scale.
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You're an inspiration.I might order a pizza.
 
'Steve Tasker said:
I think I should unfriend all of the people on Facebook who are outraged about Casey Anthony. ####....
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^l |^^^^^^^^^^| |P| ♥~♥ NO JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE MARIE ♥~♥ ||”"”;..\___.|……_______________| l______________l _||__|…, ]P“(@)’(@)”""""""*l'(@)l'(@)l """"""""""""""(@)'(@)""""'(@)...Put this on your status & Keep this Convoy Going
 
'Steve Tasker said:
I think I should unfriend all of the people on Facebook who are outraged about Casey Anthony. ####....
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:goodposting:
'Thorn said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^l |^^^^^^^^^^| |P| ♥~♥ NO JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE MARIE ♥~♥ ||”"”;..\___.|……_______________| l______________l _||__|…, ]P“(@)’(@)”""""""*l'(@)l'(@)l """"""""""""""(@)'(@)""""'(@)...Put this on your status & Keep this Convoy Going
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And the first one will be the idiot from high school who posted this moronic thing. Which reminds me, WTF...I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR CALLED YOU OR WRITTEN YOU OR ASKED ANY MUTUAL ACQUAINTANCE ABOUT YOU IN THE LAST 31 YEARS...so why did you think I wanted you as my FB friend to begin with?Equally good question would be why I accepted the friend request in the first place... :kicksrock:
 
'Bogart said:
Two things I know little to nothing about, but feel like I should know more: Casey Anthony and the Women's World Cup.
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Women that if you try hard enough you can talk yourself into believing they're attractive, getting more media coverage than they deserve. Now you're up to speed on both.
 
I filled out an online form asking for a quote for a Mazda5. Forget about whether its a good car, its what I need for a 4th vehicle.

So the sales manager calls and I tell him I requested emails wth is he calling and he proceeds to sales pitch me and I tell him I want the Grand Touring and just give me the freaking price.

Five minutes later he calls back and says he is willing to sacrifice one "at invoice."

I tell him he's off by at least $3K and hang up.

I get home and he has sent me this email:





Hello cosjobs



As the Internet Sales Manager, part of my job is to help clients buy the right car for their budget. The MSRP on the 2011 Mazda5 Grand Touring is $24,870. The Invoice is $23,623 and I offered it to you for the Invoice Price. You said the price was high by $3,000. I'm not sure where you got your numbers, but we can not stay in business by losing $3,000 on a car. I might be able to save you a little more money but not $3,000. Call me if you change your mind or decide not to hang up while I'm trying to help you.





Sincerely,

typical car salesman

Mazda South
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I reply with:

I request communication by email. You chose to ignore that and call anyway. So don't get your panties in a bunch when I cut the call short and don't act you are doing me big favors trying to sell me a car at retail or even invoice

Check out this link http://usnews.rankin...Touring-330663



I've bought a dozen new cars in my life. I laugh at invoice. You can sell me a new car at a competitive price or I will drive where I need to to get it. Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

Love,

cosjobs
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'cosjobs said:
I filled out an online form asking for a quote for a Mazda5. Forget about whether its a good car, its what I need for a 4th vehicle.

So the sales manager calls and I tell him I requested emails wth is he calling and he proceeds to sales pitch me and I tell him I want the Grand Touring and just give me the freaking price.

Five minutes later he calls back and says he is willing to sacrifice one "at invoice."

I tell him he's off by at least $3K and hang up.

I get home and he has sent me this email:





Hello cosjobs



As the Internet Sales Manager, part of my job is to help clients buy the right car for their budget. The MSRP on the 2011 Mazda5 Grand Touring is $24,870. The Invoice is $23,623 and I offered it to you for the Invoice Price. You said the price was high by $3,000. I'm not sure where you got your numbers, but we can not stay in business by losing $3,000 on a car. I might be able to save you a little more money but not $3,000. Call me if you change your mind or decide not to hang up while I'm trying to help you.





Sincerely,

typical car salesman

Mazda South
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I reply with:

I request communication by email. You chose to ignore that and call anyway. So don't get your panties in a bunch when I cut the call short and don't act you are doing me big favors trying to sell me a car at retail or even invoice

Check out this link http://usnews.rankin...Touring-330663



I've bought a dozen new cars in my life. I laugh at invoice. You can sell me a new car at a competitive price or I will drive where I need to to get it. Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

Love,

cosjobs
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i love these
 
'BobbyLayne said:
'Steve Tasker said:
I think I should unfriend all of the people on Facebook who are outraged about Casey Anthony. ####....
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:goodposting:
'Thorn said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^l |^^^^^^^^^^| |P| ♥~♥ NO JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE MARIE ♥~♥ ||”"”;..\___.|……_______________| l______________l _||__|…, ]P“(@)’(@)”""""""*l'(@)l'(@)l """"""""""""""(@)'(@)""""'(@)...Put this on your status & Keep this Convoy Going
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And the first one will be the idiot from high school who posted this moronic thing. Which reminds me, WTF...I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR CALLED YOU OR WRITTEN YOU OR ASKED ANY MUTUAL ACQUAINTANCE ABOUT YOU IN THE LAST 31 YEARS...so why did you think I wanted you as my FB friend to begin with?Equally good question would be why I accepted the friend request in the first place... :kicksrock:
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My wife said someone posted on FB that there is a "world-wide candlelight vigil" for Caylee Marie. To participate (drumroll) you leave your porchlight on.
 
'cosjobs said:
I filled out an online form asking for a quote for a Mazda5. Forget about whether its a good car, its what I need for a 4th vehicle.

So the sales manager calls and I tell him I requested emails wth is he calling and he proceeds to sales pitch me and I tell him I want the Grand Touring and just give me the freaking price.

Five minutes later he calls back and says he is willing to sacrifice one "at invoice."

I tell him he's off by at least $3K and hang up.

I get home and he has sent me this email:





Hello cosjobs



As the Internet Sales Manager, part of my job is to help clients buy the right car for their budget. The MSRP on the 2011 Mazda5 Grand Touring is $24,870. The Invoice is $23,623 and I offered it to you for the Invoice Price. You said the price was high by $3,000. I'm not sure where you got your numbers, but we can not stay in business by losing $3,000 on a car. I might be able to save you a little more money but not $3,000. Call me if you change your mind or decide not to hang up while I'm trying to help you.





Sincerely,

typical car salesman

Mazda South
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I reply with:

I request communication by email. You chose to ignore that and call anyway. So don't get your panties in a bunch when I cut the call short and don't act you are doing me big favors trying to sell me a car at retail or even invoice

Check out this link http://usnews.rankin...Touring-330663



I've bought a dozen new cars in my life. I laugh at invoice. You can sell me a new car at a competitive price or I will drive where I need to to get it. Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

Love,

cosjobs
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:popcorn:
 
I hope cosjobs got 15% off invoice. Otherwise, you should just walk.

Let me know if you find a decent Mazda dealer, I'll be in the market for a 6 soon.

 
'JbizzleMan said:
Taking my dog to see a specialist today. Love how my vet rapes me for $800 only to tell me I need to see someone else. I'm mentally preparing myself for $2k. :wall:
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This is where I pull the rip cord. Maybe I'm a heartless *******, but I'm not dropping 3K+ the additional 3K a year in special food, vet visits etc. Just to keep fido or Felix alive.Rip away...
 
'JbizzleMan said:
Its cancer. Not sure if I should go forward with chemotherapy or not...she's already really weak.
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Well now I'm An #######. Really, I already was, but...... See my sig. I got the cacer diagnosis for tig at 13 years or so, they wanted 850 to open him up and confirm the preliminary diagnosis after slapping me with a $200 dollar bill for virtually nothing. I asked, " what happens once you open him up? Will you be able to do anything?". Their answer, " maybe, we wont know until we're in there, and he might die during surgery". :mellow: and, " you're looking at 2-4K after the surgery, if it is cancer". :mellow: Picked tig up and walked right the #### out of there. Tig lived another 3+ years, with only the last 2 months or so in obvious discomfort.
 
:banned:

Kept the wife out late boozing it up. Kid is at nana's. Wife already puked, and now can't sleep..... :unsure: I'm ####ed tomorrow. Good times.

 
'Bogart said:
My wife uses some kooky search engine where if you search 3.2 million times and watch elventy billion commercials they will send you a 10 dollar Amazon gift card. Great use of your time. Even she says that the results are nowhere near Google accurate, but she still plugs away, hoping to have 100 bucks for Amazon by Christmas.Anyway, she is wanting to find out how to do some kind of project last night and starts to type into the search bar "how to". The auto complete takes over and the VERY first result is "how to make a dog mount you". She was not amused by the result, less amused by my "sweet" comment after she told me. I love Internet.
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:lmao:
 
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