Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Is that one of her love languages?'Bogart said:
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I'm pretty pleased that not one of my friends on FB has posted any crap about this.'McJose said:My wife said someone posted on FB that there is a "world-wide candlelight vigil" for Caylee Marie. To participate (drumroll) you leave your porchlight on.'BobbyLayne said:'Steve Tasker said:
And the first one will be the idiot from high school who posted this moronic thing. Which reminds me, WTF...I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR CALLED YOU OR WRITTEN YOU OR ASKED ANY MUTUAL ACQUAINTANCE ABOUT YOU IN THE LAST 31 YEARS...so why did you think I wanted you as my FB friend to begin with?Equally good question would be why I accepted the friend request in the first place...'Thorn said:
Bogart
Footballguy
Very true. I remember watching those things in the middle of the night trying to get my son back to sleep, and making sure to look up at the right moment to see sweet, sweet Julie.'General Malaise said:Julie Clark is sneaky hot.'Tiger Fan said:The one with the seasons'General Malaise said:
Bogart
Footballguy
Is that one of her love languages?'Bogart said:
Umm, no. Not even close. 
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'm being mysterious.'Josie Maran said:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I guess I participated.'McJose said:My wife said someone posted on FB that there is a "world-wide candlelight vigil" for Caylee Marie. To participate (drumroll) you leave your porchlight on.'BobbyLayne said:'Steve Tasker said:And the first one will be the idiot from high school who posted this moronic thing. Which reminds me, WTF...I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR CALLED YOU OR WRITTEN YOU OR ASKED ANY MUTUAL ACQUAINTANCE ABOUT YOU IN THE LAST 31 YEARS...so why did you think I wanted you as my FB friend to begin with?Equally good question would be why I accepted the friend request in the first place...'Thorn said:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'm a little, tiny bit drunk still this morning at work. What was the occasion last night you're asking? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I sat on the couch and watched TV with the wife while drinking way too much vodka.
I need to reevaluate my life.
I need to reevaluate my life.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Finless already claimed this schtick.
nephilim
Footballguy
i leave my porch light on every night. if i had known about the ´vigil´, i would have turned the d%^& thing off...can´t wait to see what news item MSM whores out next....I guess I participated.'McJose said:My wife said someone posted on FB that there is a "world-wide candlelight vigil" for Caylee Marie. To participate (drumroll) you leave your porchlight on.'BobbyLayne said:'Steve Tasker said:And the first one will be the idiot from high school who posted this moronic thing. Which reminds me, WTF...I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR CALLED YOU OR WRITTEN YOU OR ASKED ANY MUTUAL ACQUAINTANCE ABOUT YOU IN THE LAST 31 YEARS...so why did you think I wanted you as my FB friend to begin with?Equally good question would be why I accepted the friend request in the first place...'Thorn said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
either Mexico quit or Chile is really good'Good said:
cosjobs
Footballguy
Last gas crisis a few years ago, I bought a $45K Dodge Larmaie for 19.5K. So next spike in gas prices would a good time to negotiate on gas guzzzlers like a Suburban. THe internet is your friend. Find your best price anywhere in the country then use that to negotiate with dealers as physically close as possible. I found a comparably priced Dodge Ram in Lafayette La and got the local dealer to match. Do not go in and talk to a salesman. Negotiate your price before you go in the door. THat's their home court and they will abuse and defile you there. Everything they say is a lie. But if you have the cash or financing in line, you can control the transaction.Check out areas where local economy is severely depressed to find dealers more willing to negotiate.
Do not trade in your car. Sell it to Carmax or on Craigslist.
Decide what you want and what you will pay and do not settle for less.
You can't always get what you want, but sometimes you can.
On a new car you should have no problems flying out of town to buy one. Any dealership must honor the warranty. Before the Ram, the three previous cars I bought were in Denver, Santa Fe and and some backwater town in Tennessee.
I like road trips and it give you a chance to become intimate with your new ride.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
There were no drugs and I didn't have to resuscitate anybody.
mr. furley
Footballguy
gllllllllllli'll be interested in whether you are successful or not as well. and where you bought it.we bought a Mazda last summer. basically impossible to get anyone to budge and we talked to 12-15 different dealers.'cosjobs said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I have never purchased a new car. I also suck at negotiating prices for used cars.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I have four sisters and I just realized that I don't really like any of them. 
I just wrote a short paragraph about why on each of them. Considered you nosy little notebookers and decided to keep it to myself, but
I could really vent right now!!
I just wrote a short paragraph about why on each of them. Considered you nosy little notebookers and decided to keep it to myself, but
I could really vent right now!!
Thorn
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
The HD on North Avenue has a hot-dog stand, and the hot dogs are indeed delicious.I noticed that the Memphis HDs don't have hot dogs and lodged a complaint about this months ago. (My complaint was lodged with Mr. krista, so no corrective action has been taken.)
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Village Idiot
Pokerguy
I've also noticed that Memphis Super Walmarts have Blimpies in them but the North Carolina Walmarts have MCDonald's in them.I'm working on my apparent non sequitor shtick.
Lomez
Footballguy
The basic principles of economics dictate that his failure to supply the wiener you're demanding result in a third party stepping in to fill the void. As one who believes in obeying these principles...
Stoneys
MudCat
I have not noticed any hot dog stands at the Home Depots in the Pittsburgh area but outside of Lowe's is a Dominics of New York Food Trailer. Never bought a sandwich from there.
The only vehicles you can get 15% below invoice are those no one wants. If you get a popular mazda version like a 3 or 6, no way you'll get 15% below invoice. Sales guy was right, they will go out of business doing that. Sure there are dealer hold backs and manufacturer incentives, but these likely total below 10%. Also, I don't necessarily agree that not trading in your car is a good strategy.1-Dealer is there to make a purchase, you don't need to wait around for months on end waiting2-You can deduct the trade in value to the sales cost, thus lowering the sales tax on the vehicle3-Do your due dilligence before hand and trading in makes fine sense. Last car I traded in was a mazda 6. I searched online for similar types/condition and mileage. Search auto trader and edmunds, etc... I found the range of my car to be 6k low end, to 9k high end. I got 8k for my trade. No way would I have been able to sell my car for 8k within a day, week, or month at that price. Dealer mark up on a used vehicle is decent, people pay more to buy a certified pre-own, or a dealer warrantied used car. I would have been lucky to get 6k for my car to be honest, it needed some work. Dealer spends 200 bucks on parts, they already have the labor in house, and they turn around and sell the car for 9,500, that's a tidy profit for them. Win/Win/Win as far as I'm concerned.
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Lomez
Footballguy
I know of at least 2 Phoenix-area Home Depots with wienermobiles.I have not noticed any hot dog stands at the Home Depots in the Pittsburgh area but outside of Lowe's is a Dominics of New York Food Trailer. Never bought a sandwich from there.
yeah, I know that one does.I was down on Roosevelt though. Nothing.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Chile is pretty solid, but Mexico sent their "B" team to Copa America. Everyone's under 23 except 5 players, I think Costa Rica did the same thing.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
The Mazda 5 looks like something out of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
How many hotdogs can I make out of 600 pounds of menapausal human females?
How many hotdogs can I make out of 600 pounds of menapausal human females?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Give a speech on procrastinationWA LA
krista4
Footballguy
I like it.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Fantasy baseball?
krista4
Footballguy
Come on...you are dying to share your write-ups on your sisters.
If it helps, I'll share why I don't much like my brother: he's a dickmitten.
Bogart
Footballguy
That is actually not a bad idea.
Bogart
Footballguy
Another good idea.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Okay, taking sis #1 to the UCLA emergency room now that she has deliberately wrecked her ears to expedite her divorce and fixed her makeup just right, two hours in the process, and for the hot doctor 20 years younger than her she's been infatuated with for months. 
Any Los Angelinos want 25 pound increments of dead ripe heirloom tomatoes be at 3rd St. Promenade around 2 today when the market closes and look for the hand trucks loaded with 25 pound boxes of tomatoes. I'll tell them to give a box or four to anyone who says 'Chaos' if I am not there, but you have to wait for the market to close. I had them wholesaled for a grand, but I also have sisters so now I have a grand less and can fill a pool with marinara.
Any Los Angelinos want 25 pound increments of dead ripe heirloom tomatoes be at 3rd St. Promenade around 2 today when the market closes and look for the hand trucks loaded with 25 pound boxes of tomatoes. I'll tell them to give a box or four to anyone who says 'Chaos' if I am not there, but you have to wait for the market to close. I had them wholesaled for a grand, but I also have sisters so now I have a grand less and can fill a pool with marinara.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Baseball's a talkin sport buddy.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
"you've gotta be kidding".Update?Since the the wife can't sleep........should I attempt to make relations with her?
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Is Chaos drunk? Cause Im quite lost.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Come on...you are dying to share your write-ups on your sisters.
General Malaise
Footballguy
That read like something William Burroughs would write.
cosjobs
Footballguy
You make some vaild points- esp. for extremely popular cars, but my other comments are in CAPS above.
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Tecumseh
Footballguy
Individually, I know what each and every one of these words mean, but the way you have assembled them is...perplexing.Okay, taking sis #1 to the UCLA emergency room now that she has deliberately wrecked her ears to expedite her divorce and fixed her makeup just right, two hours in the process, and for the hot doctor 20 years younger than her she's been infatuated with for months.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Yeah, my notebook kind of sucks lately. What do you do for a living? It sounds awesome.Individually, I know what each and every one of these words mean, but the way you have assembled them is...perplexing.Okay, taking sis #1 to the UCLA emergency room now that she has deliberately wrecked her ears to expedite her divorce and fixed her makeup just right, two hours in the process, and for the hot doctor 20 years younger than her she's been infatuated with for months.
Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
i think he's a movie reviewerYeah, my notebook kind of sucks lately. What do you do for a living? It sounds awesome.Individually, I know what each and every one of these words mean, but the way you have assembled them is...perplexing.Okay, taking sis #1 to the UCLA emergency room now that she has deliberately wrecked her ears to expedite her divorce and fixed her makeup just right, two hours in the process, and for the hot doctor 20 years younger than her she's been infatuated with for months.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Here's my attempt at translation:His oldest sister has to go to the ER today because some sort of plastic surgery she did on her face went wrong. She also is either in or nearing the process of divorce and to make matters more complex, has a little crush on a physician who is much younger than her. Chaos hates all of these things, causing his eyes to roll around in annoyance.Chaos also sells fantastic heirloom tomatoes in 25 pound boxes in what I imagine is some sort of Farmers' Market. After the market shuts down around 2pm today, any FBG in the area who could use 25 to 100 pounds of tomatoes can get them ABSOLUTELY FREE if they just drop the word "Chaos" to the man on 3rd and Promenade. I'm guessing his sister's episode in conjuction with the action of his other sisters has caused him to miss out on a much larger transaction for tomatoes today, and thus, instead of unloading them all at once for a grand, he is stuck selling them piece-meal and will give them away to iFriends so they don't spoil. He is also contemplating filling a swimming pool with Marinara sauce, which would probably be the siren to lure Shuke down to LA.Yeah, my notebook kind of sucks lately. What do you do for a living? It sounds awesome.Individually, I know what each and every one of these words mean, but the way you have assembled them is...perplexing.Okay, taking sis #1 to the UCLA emergency room now that she has deliberately wrecked her ears to expedite her divorce and fixed her makeup just right, two hours in the process, and for the hot doctor 20 years younger than her she's been infatuated with for months.
tommyboy
Footballguy
i've done pretty good there. Every car i've bought except one i bought a certified used from a dealer. Basically my approach was to take their sticker price and counter offer $10,000 while at the same time letting them know i have $5-10,000 cash in pocket and preapproved bank financing. They've all come down to at or near my offer, every single one of them except Honda. When in bought my wife a Honda Odyssey they laughed at me. They only came off like 2500 for that one.
wow. well done.Here's my attempt at translation:His oldest sister has to go to the ER today because some sort of plastic surgery she did on her face went wrong. She also is either in or nearing the process of divorce and to make matters more complex, has a little crush on a physician who is much younger than her. Chaos hates all of these things, causing his eyes to roll around in annoyance.Chaos also sells fantastic heirloom tomatoes in 25 pound boxes in what I imagine is some sort of Farmers' Market. After the market shuts down around 2pm today, any FBG in the area who could use 25 to 100 pounds of tomatoes can get them ABSOLUTELY FREE if they just drop the word "Chaos" to the man on 3rd and Promenade. I'm guessing his sister's episode in conjuction with the action of his other sisters has caused him to miss out on a much larger transaction for tomatoes today, and thus, instead of unloading them all at once for a grand, he is stuck selling them piece-meal and will give them away to iFriends so they don't spoil. He is also contemplating filling a swimming pool with Marinara sauce, which would probably be the siren to lure Shuke down to LA.Yeah, my notebook kind of sucks lately. What do you do for a living? It sounds awesome.Individually, I know what each and every one of these words mean, but the way you have assembled them is...perplexing.Okay, taking sis #1 to the UCLA emergency room now that she has deliberately wrecked her ears to expedite her divorce and fixed her makeup just right, two hours in the process, and for the hot doctor 20 years younger than her she's been infatuated with for months.
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