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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I watched it "live" with Mrs. SLB and she was laughing too.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
GLGB
General Malaise
Footballguy
If I want to take the family next weekend, do you think I have any shot at a spot? I hate to risk first come/first serve. Also, would you recommend taking 84 to 197 south or go 26?
ETA: I booked Fri/Sat at Rock Creek Campground online. Thanks for the tip. :thumbsup:
So, I will take 26 to 35. Do kids need fishing licenses in Oregon? I'm sure I do, but can I get one nearby for the weekend?
Any other tips with Rock Creek? Looking forward to worhiping Mt. Hood up close.
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griff321
Footballguy
See this...
I was high so my perception may have been skewed, but I thought daniel tosh's stand up was some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.'St. Louis Bob said:
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Glad you had a good time and we could help out a little. I do love LA.Everybody is very happy. :/randynewman:
Claro que si. Once a week I'm at the wholesale produce terminals off Olympic and Central. Yesterday even. I wandered towards Alameda on Olympic to visit the oracle de pechos for some wisdom and pizza -- a bonus for my best laid off migrant, Sam's Hofbrau.
Also delivered Wednesday to 4th and Fig. The Bonaventure took 75 pounds off my hands for some banquet. Westin pays top dollar so it was worth it. All that is walking distance, no? I know very few who were born and raised basically downtown, DR. Cool. Vedder was excellent. Way better than the Uke album.
I get that alot.
I have a RL GB recovering from heart bypass surgery in Portland. I'm considering taking the trip soon as he gets a little stronger. Caveat though, this could happen to you.I haven't a foggy clue.I know this. Before I die, I need to party with this guy.
You purged every thread I ever started. I will never start another.
I did? Weird.You purged every thread I ever started. I will never start another.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I consider you admins to be FBG. It's easy.I did? Weird.You purged every thread I ever started. I will never start another.
Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
"The only reason I even listen to her anymore is so I can make her look stupid when she asks 'are you even listening to me?'" "I constantly fantasize about a Phil Hartman murder-suicide scenario -- but one where I survive, and wind up dating 24 year olds for the rest of my life"'St. Louis Bob said:
"At this point in the relationship, I'd rather make love to a roast beef sandwich"
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
"The only reason I even listen to her anymore is so I can make her look stupid when she asks 'are you even listening to me?'" "I constantly fantasize about a Phil Hartman murder-suicide scenario -- but one where I survive, and wind up dating 24 year olds for the rest of my life"'St. Louis Bob said:
"At this point in the relationship, I'd rather make love to a roast beef sandwich"
It was really hard laughing but not laughing too hard watching it with my wife.
tommyboy
Footballguy
if you stop in "Damascus on the way to 26 there's a BiMart you can buy license thereThere's a BiMart and Fred Meyer in Sandy so you can get them there too. The campground has outhouses but bring toilet paper anyhow.bring your own wood for the fire. You can scavage around there if you have a chainsaw and a maul but kind of a pain.finally Bring a winch, a 4x4 vehicle, some type of high powered varmint gun and a lot of booze, you should be good to go.
gamera
Footballguy
What's Australian for 'copious urination'?
YSR
Footballguy
DVRed this the other night. Watching it now, and of course all I can see is the flub in that scene.Do yourself a favor and do not pay attention to the scoreboard during the various court shots in Hoosiers.
Thorn
Footballguy
not even close to funny. sorry"The only reason I even listen to her anymore is so I can make her look stupid when she asks 'are you even listening to me?'" "I constantly fantasize about a Phil Hartman murder-suicide scenario -- but one where I survive, and wind up dating 24 year olds for the rest of my life"'St. Louis Bob said:
"At this point in the relationship, I'd rather make love to a roast beef sandwich"
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Fixed
Where? The drive in in Vegas is known as the place to buy drugs in that town. It's used by a dozen or more dealers with nobody parking in front of anyone's house. And hey, a movie.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I really have to fight the urge to engage the legal pot discussions around here. The usually excellent knowledge and collective wisdom of the FFA is lacking on this topic, and it also has that lame political feel to it where no one will listen. So I have to just ####.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Outside Cincinnati. We actually have two in the area. I didn't see any drug activity, but it was a showing of Cars 2.Fixed
cosjobs
Footballguy
if you aren't sure about passing, meet SLBD and GM in the men's room before the test.
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bentley
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Yeah, I know. I was in a bar when it happened and the crowd was going nuts. As someone who watches more soccer than 97% of the people I know, and who has a barely passing interest in the game today, I was shocked. The place was also full of soccer 'experts' who didn't know their ### from a hole in the ground about the game or the rules explaining what was going on to anyone within earshot.I have just logged on to the Internet for the first time today and, based on my FB feed, it appears as though I've missed the greatest feat in all of sports, ever.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Yeah, I know. I was in a bar when it happened and the crowd was going nuts. As someone who watches more soccer than 97% of the people I know, and who has a barely passing interest in the game today, I was shocked. The place was also full of soccer 'experts' who didn't know their ### from a hole in the ground about the game or the rules explaining what was going on to anyone within earshot.I have just logged on to the Internet for the first time today and, based on my FB feed, it appears as though I've missed the greatest feat in all of sports, ever.
lol
Thorn
Footballguy
I have just logged on to the Internet for the first time today and, based on my FB feed, it appears as though I've missed the greatest feat in all of sports, ever.
Thorn
Footballguy
Yeah, I know. I was in a bar when it happened and the crowd was going nuts. As someone who watches more soccer than 97% of the people I know, and who has a barely passing interest in the game today, I was shocked. The place was also full of soccer 'experts' who didn't know their ### from a hole in the ground about the game or the rules explaining what was going on to anyone within earshot.I have just logged on to the Internet for the first time today and, based on my FB feed, it appears as though I've missed the greatest feat in all of sports, ever.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
so what happened? did the US win something? im confused. is this a jeter deal? or is everyone surprised my cubs lost to the pirates again?Yeah, I know. I was in a bar when it happened and the crowd was going nuts. As someone who watches more soccer than 97% of the people I know, and who has a barely passing interest in the game today, I was shocked. The place was also full of soccer 'experts' who didn't know their ### from a hole in the ground about the game or the rules explaining what was going on to anyone within earshot.I have just logged on to the Internet for the first time today and, based on my FB feed, it appears as though I've missed the greatest feat in all of sports, ever.
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
US played Brazil in the women's World Cup quarterfinals. The US went up 1-0 very early, but gave up a penalty kick on a questionable call in the second half. Brazil scored to make it 1-1, and the US player got a red card (meaning that she had to leave and couldn't be replaced, making it 10v11 for the rest of the game). It went to OT, Brazil scored early on to make it 2-1. World Cup OT is not sudden death; they play 30 minutes. At the very, very, very end of the 30-minute OT, the US scored to tie it 2-2 and send it to penalty kicks. The US won the penalty kick shootout 5-3 and has advanced to the semifinals this Wednesday.so what happened? did the US win something? im confused. is this a jeter deal? or is everyone surprised my cubs lost to the pirates again?Yeah, I know. I was in a bar when it happened and the crowd was going nuts. As someone who watches more soccer than 97% of the people I know, and who has a barely passing interest in the game today, I was shocked. The place was also full of soccer 'experts' who didn't know their ### from a hole in the ground about the game or the rules explaining what was going on to anyone within earshot.I have just logged on to the Internet for the first time today and, based on my FB feed, it appears as though I've missed the greatest feat in all of sports, ever.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
anyone take off their shirt?US played Brazil in the women's World Cup quarterfinals. The US went up 1-0 very early, but gave up a penalty kick on a questionable call in the second half. Brazil scored to make it 1-1, and the US player got a red card (meaning that she had to leave and couldn't be replaced, making it 10v11 for the rest of the game). It went to OT, Brazil scored early on to make it 2-1. World Cup OT is not sudden death; they play 30 minutes. At the very, very, very end of the 30-minute OT, the US scored to tie it 2-2 and send it to penalty kicks. The US won the penalty kick shootout 5-3 and has advanced to the semifinals this Wednesday.so what happened? did the US win something? im confused. is this a jeter deal? or is everyone surprised my cubs lost to the pirates again?Yeah, I know. I was in a bar when it happened and the crowd was going nuts. As someone who watches more soccer than 97% of the people I know, and who has a barely passing interest in the game today, I was shocked. The place was also full of soccer 'experts' who didn't know their ### from a hole in the ground about the game or the rules explaining what was going on to anyone within earshot.I have just logged on to the Internet for the first time today and, based on my FB feed, it appears as though I've missed the greatest feat in all of sports, ever.
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
"Gadzooks at the Bar"
The GMTAN gathered together and strongly prayed
That tonight was the night, Zooks would get laid
He bought new clothes and manscaped in the tub
With a condom in his pocket, he entered the pub
From behind the bar the blonde vixen smiled in his direction
Within his new pants he sprang an erection
Her chest was perky and made his wang throb
To calm his emotion, he thought of a naked St. Louis Bob
She was very flirty, Zooks wasn't sure what to do
A little voice told him "be less like Woz, be more like Disco Stu"
She laughed at his jokes and stared in his eyes
She began to love him like GM loves pies
Now he was confident, maybe even a little cocky
He was excited like Homer watching school girls play field hockey
His charm was amazing, she hung on every word he said
He wondered if anyone was cooler: Truck, maybe Tanner, perhaps BostonFred
He continued to drink but feared he might puke
The guy next to him smelled like bacon, he thought it was Shuke
It was just about closing time and the vixen was under his spell
Zooks settled his tab and he tipped her quite well
He said it was still early, what should we do
She said home to my family and oh it was nice to see you
Somewhere Stryker, YSR, and Thorn were drinking without a doubt
But there was no joy in the GMTAN, for the mighty Gadzooks had struck out
The GMTAN gathered together and strongly prayed
That tonight was the night, Zooks would get laid
He bought new clothes and manscaped in the tub
With a condom in his pocket, he entered the pub
From behind the bar the blonde vixen smiled in his direction
Within his new pants he sprang an erection
Her chest was perky and made his wang throb
To calm his emotion, he thought of a naked St. Louis Bob
She was very flirty, Zooks wasn't sure what to do
A little voice told him "be less like Woz, be more like Disco Stu"
She laughed at his jokes and stared in his eyes
She began to love him like GM loves pies
Now he was confident, maybe even a little cocky
He was excited like Homer watching school girls play field hockey
His charm was amazing, she hung on every word he said
He wondered if anyone was cooler: Truck, maybe Tanner, perhaps BostonFred
He continued to drink but feared he might puke
The guy next to him smelled like bacon, he thought it was Shuke
It was just about closing time and the vixen was under his spell
Zooks settled his tab and he tipped her quite well
He said it was still early, what should we do
She said home to my family and oh it was nice to see you
Somewhere Stryker, YSR, and Thorn were drinking without a doubt
But there was no joy in the GMTAN, for the mighty Gadzooks had struck out
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
update: volcano burrito and cheese quesadilla gone. hunger. gone. self respect. gone.
mr. furley
Footballguy
sportscenter is really posting twitter comments??
awful
awful
the phil hartman line was the best. The view video was hilarious though
General Malaise
Footballguy
what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too.
I'll bring baby wipes. I have them everywhere.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Perfect place to sling drugs, IMO.Outside Cincinnati. We actually have two in the area. I didn't see any drug activity, but it was a showing of Cars 2.Fixed
General Malaise
Footballguy
Aweseom recap, awesome game. I don't care how lame it makes me to say this, but that was one of most riveting games I've ever seen in my life. I didn't even have a bet on it. It was an incredible performance and created an opportunity to teach my sons a very valuable lesson: Never Give Up. Ever. Americans never quit. We never let up hope. We fight and fight and fight until the very end. I'm going to watch the game again. I loved it. Loved every second of it. USA!!!!US played Brazil in the women's World Cup quarterfinals. The US went up 1-0 very early, but gave up a penalty kick on a questionable call in the second half. Brazil scored to make it 1-1, and the US player got a red card (meaning that she had to leave and couldn't be replaced, making it 10v11 for the rest of the game). It went to OT, Brazil scored early on to make it 2-1. World Cup OT is not sudden death; they play 30 minutes. At the very, very, very end of the 30-minute OT, the US scored to tie it 2-2 and send it to penalty kicks. The US won the penalty kick shootout 5-3 and has advanced to the semifinals this Wednesday.so what happened? did the US win something? im confused. is this a jeter deal? or is everyone surprised my cubs lost to the pirates again?Yeah, I know. I was in a bar when it happened and the crowd was going nuts. As someone who watches more soccer than 97% of the people I know, and who has a barely passing interest in the game today, I was shocked. The place was also full of soccer 'experts' who didn't know their ### from a hole in the ground about the game or the rules explaining what was going on to anyone within earshot.I have just logged on to the Internet for the first time today and, based on my FB feed, it appears as though I've missed the greatest feat in all of sports, ever.
General Malaise
Footballguy
SofaKings
Footballguy
bull####Aweseom recap, awesome game. I don't care how lame it makes me to say this, but that was one of most riveting games I've ever seen in my life. I didn't even have a bet on it. It was an incredible performance and created an opportunity to teach my sons a very valuable lesson: Never Give Up. Ever. Americans never quit. We never let up hope. We fight and fight and fight until the very end. I'm going to watch the game again. I loved it. Loved every second of it. USA!!!!US played Brazil in the women's World Cup quarterfinals. The US went up 1-0 very early, but gave up a penalty kick on a questionable call in the second half. Brazil scored to make it 1-1, and the US player got a red card (meaning that she had to leave and couldn't be replaced, making it 10v11 for the rest of the game). It went to OT, Brazil scored early on to make it 2-1. World Cup OT is not sudden death; they play 30 minutes. At the very, very, very end of the 30-minute OT, the US scored to tie it 2-2 and send it to penalty kicks. The US won the penalty kick shootout 5-3 and has advanced to the semifinals this Wednesday.so what happened? did the US win something? im confused. is this a jeter deal? or is everyone surprised my cubs lost to the pirates again?Yeah, I know. I was in a bar when it happened and the crowd was going nuts. As someone who watches more soccer than 97% of the people I know, and who has a barely passing interest in the game today, I was shocked. The place was also full of soccer 'experts' who didn't know their ### from a hole in the ground about the game or the rules explaining what was going on to anyone within earshot.I have just logged on to the Internet for the first time today and, based on my FB feed, it appears as though I've missed the greatest feat in all of sports, ever.
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