Josie Maran
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Zooks.
Zooks.
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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Women's volleyball can be...shall we say...compelling.
heckmanm
Footballguy
SuperAwesomeDude
Footballguy
I'm pooping at work.
:analfissure:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I called Comcast last week complaining about my bill and gave them a sob story about my wife losing her job. For the first time in my life, I reached a human at Comcast with a soul. She not only slashed my monthly bill by 40 bucks but gave me HBO for free the next three months. I didn't really think much of it until last night when we put the boys down, turned on the tube and saw a brand new episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. What perfect timing!
Also, when I came downstairs at 4am to remove the chicken drumsticks from the crockpot, I used the Cathouse series to catch a jerk. Slap it high?
Also, when I came downstairs at 4am to remove the chicken drumsticks from the crockpot, I used the Cathouse series to catch a jerk. Slap it high?
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
slappin' it high boss
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
only if you've washed your hand
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
You did what, now?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I went downstairs. The chicken I put in the crockpot was finished cooking. I took them out of the crockpot and put them in the refrigerator. It was 4am.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I have an image of you in a bathrobe sitting on the couch with a drumstick in one hand and a drumstick in the other hand. It's disgusting and funny at the same time.
How is everyone?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Lotta uranus jokes in our house.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I don't think you understand the "convenience" of a crockpot.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Is it bad to take Immodium AD every day? Because I've been doing that for a while now. 
tommyboy
Footballguy
that was my weak attempt at redneck humor. Bring your own wood, all the BS about not transporting bugs is just that. If you have good dry wood, bring it. Go have a good time. If you want to hike, there's a beautiful mountain lake about 5-6 miles north of there called "Boulder Lake". You take a gravel road a few miles off the main road there, come to a parking area where there's a trailheadmarked off. You climb maybe 1000 feet over the course of 1 mile or so of fairly easy hiking. The lake is beautiful and there's fish in it, and water is clear. On the far side of the lake is a huge cliff, just a solid sheet of granite that apparently broke off, probably 150ft high it frames the lake. Very picturesque'General Malaise said:what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too.I'll bring baby wipes. I have them everywhere.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'll have to check that out, thanks.that was my weak attempt at redneck humor. Bring your own wood, all the BS about not transporting bugs is just that. If you have good dry wood, bring it. Go have a good time. If you want to hike, there's a beautiful mountain lake about 5-6 miles north of there called "Boulder Lake". You take a gravel road a few miles off the main road there, come to a parking area where there's a trailheadmarked off. You climb maybe 1000 feet over the course of 1 mile or so of fairly easy hiking. The lake is beautiful and there's fish in it, and water is clear. On the far side of the lake is a huge cliff, just a solid sheet of granite that apparently broke off, probably 150ft high it frames the lake. Very picturesque'General Malaise said:what, a winch? What's that? I don't have a 4x4 or a gun or a booze...wait, I have that. It's okay to bring wood? There's all these stupid warnings that tell me now too.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
In my book..................................yes.Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I agreed to make chicken drumsticks for a friend's family tonight. His wife was a bad auto accident last month and has finally come home from the hospital. I organized a bunch of other families to sign up for a night to take some food over. Yes, look at me. In any event, I have to pull the skin off all the drumsticks, then coat them in my double secret dry rub before putting them in the crock pot. I didn't really want to do that this morning, so I did it last night, set it on low for 6 hours and at 4am, bounced out of bed, skipped down the stairs, removed the chicken from the crockpot and put them in the fridge. Not too much trouble. Then, instead of going back upstairs, I remembered I had HBO and decided to get a quick jerk in on the couch instead of going up to bed. I say that's winning.Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
No...It's always been an inconvenienceGoing down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
Thorn
Footballguy
I agreed to make chicken drumsticks for a friend's family tonight. His wife was a bad auto accident last month and has finally come home from the hospital. I organized a bunch of other families to sign up for a night to take some food over. Yes, look at me. In any event, I have to pull the skin off all the drumsticks, then coat them in my double secret dry rub before putting them in the crock pot. I didn't really want to do that this morning, so I did it last night, set it on low for 6 hours and at 4am, bounced out of bed, skipped down the stairs, removed the chicken from the crockpot and put them in the fridge. Not too much trouble. Then, instead of going back upstairs, I remembered I had HBO and decided to get a quick jerk in on the couch instead of going up to bed. I say that's winning.Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
Thorn
Footballguy
Convenient LinkI agreed to make chicken drumsticks for a friend's family tonight. His wife was a bad auto accident last month and has finally come home from the hospital. I organized a bunch of other families to sign up for a night to take some food over. Yes, look at me. In any event, I have to pull the skin off all the drumsticks, then coat them in my double secret dry rub before putting them in the crock pot. I didn't really want to do that this morning, so I did it last night, set it on low for 6 hours and at 4am, bounced out of bed, skipped down the stairs, removed the chicken from the crockpot and put them in the fridge. Not too much trouble. Then, instead of going back upstairs, I remembered I had HBO and decided to get a quick jerk in on the couch instead of going up to bed. I say that's winning.Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Unless you're already up at that time, yes.Going down stairs at 4am is suddenly an inconvenience?
McJose
Footballguy
Took my car into the shop this AM. Just found out it was the starter like I suspected. Bill is about $300 which I think is about right.
I had to have it towed the other day from in front of the supermarket to my house. The guy AAA sent out had to be one of the dumbest people I've ever met.
1. I told the girl at AAA the exact address and cross-street. I also added "I'm in the parking lot right in front of the Fresh and Easy and CVS. My original wait time was 30 mins. That was extended to 45 and then 60. Finally I get a call from the local dispatch saying that the guy couldn't find me. He was at the Burger King across the street .
2. So the guy shows up a few minutes later. As he's filling out the paperwork he asks me my plate number. I tell him and he asks "are those commercial plates?". It's a 10 year old Mitsubishi Montero. WTF. I tell him "no, it's just a regular passenger car." He says "Huh, a lot of times they make you get commercial plates for those." wat
3. 3 times on the ride to my house which was less than a mile away the guy almost got lost. I'm in the cab with him.
"OK, take a right at the T here."
"So I go left here?"
"No...right"
"Oh, Ok"
"Now take a right here and then a left into the alley"
"Go left here?"
"Uh, no. A right. The left is a parking lot."
"Oh"
"Now left into the alley."
"Oh, you want it in the alley?"
I had to have it towed the other day from in front of the supermarket to my house. The guy AAA sent out had to be one of the dumbest people I've ever met.
1. I told the girl at AAA the exact address and cross-street. I also added "I'm in the parking lot right in front of the Fresh and Easy and CVS. My original wait time was 30 mins. That was extended to 45 and then 60. Finally I get a call from the local dispatch saying that the guy couldn't find me. He was at the Burger King across the street
.2. So the guy shows up a few minutes later. As he's filling out the paperwork he asks me my plate number. I tell him and he asks "are those commercial plates?". It's a 10 year old Mitsubishi Montero. WTF. I tell him "no, it's just a regular passenger car." He says "Huh, a lot of times they make you get commercial plates for those." wat
3. 3 times on the ride to my house which was less than a mile away the guy almost got lost. I'm in the cab with him.
"OK, take a right at the T here."
"So I go left here?"
"No...right"
"Oh, Ok"
"Now take a right here and then a left into the alley"
"Go left here?"
"Uh, no. A right. The left is a parking lot."
"Oh"
"Now left into the alley."
"Oh, you want it in the alley?"
Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
brown chicken brown cow
McJose
Footballguy
OH COME ON
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Nope. She recently moved in with her boyfriend.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
McJose
Footballguy
Living together but not married? Nevermind. I don't want some salacious Jezebel.
Drifter
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Her other sister is getting ready to do the same thing. So both of her sisters will be in 2+ year relationships, shacked up, with no rings.From a purely selfish standpoint, I think that's swell.
:noconfetti:
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
It's the booze GB.Is it bad to take Immodium AD every day? Because I've been doing that for a while now.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Man, GM loves him some nice skin, doesn't he?
Here are some posts on various women...
"great skin"
"I do like watching their upper thighs jiggle. Nice skin."
"flawless skin"
"She seem normal. And I like her skin."
"I liked Jackie the best. Dug her hook nose and flawless skin."
"Love her hair color and I'm betting she has flawless skin?"
"I do like her skin tone"
"I'll take the one with the prettiest face and best skin tone."
"She's a 10. Skin like that is rare."
I only searched so far back. After reading that last one I lost it.
Here are some posts on various women...
"great skin"
"I do like watching their upper thighs jiggle. Nice skin."
"flawless skin"
"She seem normal. And I like her skin."
"I liked Jackie the best. Dug her hook nose and flawless skin."
"Love her hair color and I'm betting she has flawless skin?"
"I do like her skin tone"
"I'll take the one with the prettiest face and best skin tone."
"She's a 10. Skin like that is rare."
I only searched so far back. After reading that last one I lost it.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
wtf
McJose
Footballguy
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Has a BUffalo Bill Silence of the Lambs vibe about it
Drifter
Footballguy
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