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[Oh Yes!]

Two firsts for me today:

#1 I was rubbed down by a cute black chick. Oh good night, it's true, I'm never going back.

#2 It took 40+ years but I finally have a son that likes playing baseball with me in the backyard. He actually asked me. I feel like a wet noodle but it was awesome.

that is fan-freaking-tastic.My 4yo has recently been not only asking me to kick a ball around with him (yes, I'm a soccer player and yeah- I had the exact same weak-in-the-knees reaction when he did for the first time), but also wanting to watch soccer on TV with me too- "I want to be a couple of dudes watching soccer". Who am I to say no? He's a total richard most of the time, but this makes me forgive him for everything.

Dylan is 4 too. He got a trophy for playing this year and brings it every where. Thinks he's the cat's meow. (Batman Guy Voice) Meanwhile, Cal was trying to impress me with his invention of how to turn Dylan's regular bike into an exercise back by putting the training wheel on the concrete drainage thing. pic His plan is to open an exercise clinic. He was even coaching Dylan after we got done to "keep pushing!". Oh yeah, he also had an imaginary green screen that he programmed from his play computer in front of the bike. I asked what was on and he replied "The Weather Channel".

so this is what i have to look forward to/?

 

[El Floppo]

Two firsts for me today:

#1 I was rubbed down by a cute black chick. Oh good night, it's true, I'm never going back.

#2 It took 40+ years but I finally have a son that likes playing baseball with me in the backyard. He actually asked me. I feel like a wet noodle but it was awesome.

that is fan-freaking-tastic.My 4yo has recently been not only asking me to kick a ball around with him (yes, I'm a soccer player and yeah- I had the exact same weak-in-the-knees reaction when he did for the first time), but also wanting to watch soccer on TV with me too- "I want to be a couple of dudes watching soccer". Who am I to say no? He's a total richard most of the time, but this makes me forgive him for everything.

you called your son a richard

I figured ##########, ####### and ####head would all get censored.

 

[El Floppo]

Two firsts for me today:

#1 I was rubbed down by a cute black chick. Oh good night, it's true, I'm never going back.

#2 It took 40+ years but I finally have a son that likes playing baseball with me in the backyard. He actually asked me. I feel like a wet noodle but it was awesome.

that is fan-freaking-tastic.My 4yo has recently been not only asking me to kick a ball around with him (yes, I'm a soccer player and yeah- I had the exact same weak-in-the-knees reaction when he did for the first time), but also wanting to watch soccer on TV with me too- "I want to be a couple of dudes watching soccer". Who am I to say no? He's a total richard most of the time, but this makes me forgive him for everything.

Dylan is 4 too. He got a trophy for playing this year and brings it every where. Thinks he's the cat's meow. (Batman Guy Voice) Meanwhile, Cal was trying to impress me with his invention of how to turn Dylan's regular bike into an exercise back by putting the training wheel on the concrete drainage thing. pic His plan is to open an exercise clinic. He was even coaching Dylan after we got done to "keep pushing!". Oh yeah, he also had an imaginary green screen that he programmed from his play computer in front of the bike. I asked what was on and he replied "The Weather Channel".

I will trade you Cal straight up for my 4yo AND my newborn and whatever stupid celphone pics I have of NYC stuff.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Two firsts for me today:

#1 I was rubbed down by a cute black chick. Oh good night, it's true, I'm never going back.

#2 It took 40+ years but I finally have a son that likes playing baseball with me in the backyard. He actually asked me. I feel like a wet noodle but it was awesome.

That's awesome SLB!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

so this is what i have to look forward to/?

They are just two completely different kids. Cal is superior in intellect and Dylan is superior in coordination and athletic skills. Seeing what you get is just part of the "fun".

I will trade you Cal straight up for my 4yo AND my newborn and whatever stupid celphone pics I have of NYC stuff.

That's awesome SLB!

Thank GB. I was never sure if the day would come.

 

[Mr.Pack]

so this is what i have to look forward to/?

They are just two completely different kids. Cal is superior in intellect and Dylan is superior in coordination and athletic skills. Seeing what you get is just part of the "fun".

I will trade you Cal straight up for my 4yo AND my newborn and whatever stupid celphone pics I have of NYC stuff.

That's awesome SLB!

Thank GB. I was never sure if the day would come.

Next up SLB, Little League Coach. Can't wait for the stories!

 

[shamwow!]

PSA - The Comfort Suites on the west side of Columbus, OH has the slowest GD internet connection in the history of ever. Pretty sure it's one dial up line for the entire hotel.

And no pron under the mattress.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Any of you guys coach little league? If we're having a boy, I'm definitely coaching. I love baseball

 

[Thorn]

Any of you guys coach little league? If we're having a boy, I'm definitely coaching. I love baseball

I coached little league for 15 years. no kids.

 

[Guster]

have I mentioned how much I loathe my wife recently?

I thought you were divorced.Bad notebook.

Setting the record for longest divorce in history. 2 1/2 years and counting. Technically still the wife, and on this particular issue, what I'm pissed about relates directly to the unfortunate fact that we're still married.

I made it just shy of 3 years from separation to divorce, so you've got a couple months still...

 

[Frostillicus]

Lenny Kravitz played at that gala thing last night. That was pretty rad. Food sucked though and it was a cash bar. So I just grabbed a client every time I needed drink and put two drinks on the corporate card. Smooth.

Off to the Harry Potter sneak preview. I'm going to make sure to inscrutably study every little minute detail so I can ##### about how they screwed up the books tomorrow, because I'm insane like Mario Kart.

Kravitz has to be a Top-5 worst rock lyricist ever, right?

I wish that I could flyInto the sky

So very high

Just like a dragonfly

I would say that he can't rhyme more than two words with fly doesn't speak well for the case against you.

Still effing rocks though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Next up SLB, Little League Coach. Can't wait for the stories!

I'm a HORRIBLE teacher. I mean, it would help if you were good at something right?

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty, Who's Amber Gravdal?

My cousin.You're creepy.

 

[shuke]

And no pron under the mattress.

 

[Frostillicus]

The movie was pretty awesome. As a huge fan and devoted reader of the books I can say that it was basically totally true to the books with only a handful of minor changes that didn't affect the plot in even the smallest way.

Mario Kart is going to flip.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Any of you guys coach little league? If we're having a boy, I'm definitely coaching. I love baseball

I coached little league for 15 years. no kids.

What kind of reward are are we talking here?

Setting the record for longest divorce in history. 2 1/2 years and counting. Technically still the wife, and on this particular issue, what I'm pissed about relates directly to the unfortunate fact that we're still married.

Dang, missed this. Let me know if you need more bacon GB.

 

[-fish-]

have I mentioned how much I loathe my wife recently?

I thought you were divorced.Bad notebook.

Setting the record for longest divorce in history. 2 1/2 years and counting. Technically still the wife, and on this particular issue, what I'm pissed about relates directly to the unfortunate fact that we're still married.

I made it just shy of 3 years from separation to divorce, so you've got a couple months still...

I'm a long way from finished. Hope yours didn't suck this much. The day I'm officially done, I'm buying a 25' fishing boat and disappearing for a couple weeks. I've already worked it out with the guy selling it. Just can't pull the trigger until I can be sure it won't be half hers.

 

[Frostillicus]

Any of you guys coach little league? If we're having a boy, I'm definitely coaching. I love baseball

I coached little league for 15 years. no kids.

Any boyfriends?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Frosty, Who's Amber Gravdal?

Yeah, this is why I don't accept your friend requests.

 

[shamwow!]

And no pron under the mattress.

I'm 0-8 now. I hate you myself for checking every time

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

grown men watch (and read) Harry Potter when there aren't any kids involved?

 

[YSR]

Any of you guys coach little league? If we're having a boy, I'm definitely coaching. I love baseball

I coached little league for 15 years. no kids.

What kind of reward are are we talking here?

Setting the record for longest divorce in history. 2 1/2 years and counting. Technically still the wife, and on this particular issue, what I'm pissed about relates directly to the unfortunate fact that we're still married.

Dang, missed this. Let me know if you need more bacon GB.

I need bacon.

 

[Thorn]

 

[shuke]

Frosty, Who's [name removed]?

Yeah, this is why I don't accept your friend requests.

No ####.

 

[-fish-]

Any of you guys coach little league? If we're having a boy, I'm definitely coaching. I love baseball

I coached little league for 15 years. no kids.

What kind of reward are are we talking here?

Setting the record for longest divorce in history. 2 1/2 years and counting. Technically still the wife, and on this particular issue, what I'm pissed about relates directly to the unfortunate fact that we're still married.

Dang, missed this. Let me know if you need more bacon GB.

Thanks, GB. I can always use more bacon. Didn't sleep last night because I was so pissed. She's essentially flushing my money down the toilet trying to establish higher living expenses so she can show a higher baseline for spousal support when it all gets finalized. It won't work, but now I'm not sure how we're going to meet our expenses through the end of the year. Normally I would have gone home, gotten drunk and forgotten about it, but I had an early client meeting this morning and it wasn't an option. Worst thing was that I ended up fighting with her in front of my daughter, who absolutely slayed me as I was leaving by telling me that if it would help I could have the money she's been saving. She's 6. Stupid thing is the whole reason I was there was helping her with her yardwork, trying to be a nice guy. While I was there I got an overdraft notice on my phone from the account that I fund that she lives off, which triggered the whole thing. She blew through a month's worth of living expenses in 13 days.All good now, unless I run out of booze.

 

[Thorn]

Any of you guys coach little league? If we're having a boy, I'm definitely coaching. I love baseball

I coached little league for 15 years. no kids.

What kind of reward are are we talking here?

Setting the record for longest divorce in history. 2 1/2 years and counting. Technically still the wife, and on this particular issue, what I'm pissed about relates directly to the unfortunate fact that we're still married.

Dang, missed this. Let me know if you need more bacon GB.

Thanks, GB. I can always use more bacon. Didn't sleep last night because I was so pissed. She's essentially flushing my money down the toilet trying to establish higher living expenses so she can show a higher baseline for spousal support when it all gets finalized. It won't work, but now I'm not sure how we're going to meet our expenses through the end of the year. Normally I would have gone home, gotten drunk and forgotten about it, but I had an early client meeting this morning and it wasn't an option. Worst thing was that I ended up fighting with her in front of my daughter, who absolutely slayed me as I was leaving by telling me that if it would help I could have the money she's been saving. She's 6. Stupid thing is the whole reason I was there was helping her with her yardwork, trying to be a nice guy. While I was there I got an overdraft notice on my phone from the account that I fund that she lives off, which triggered the whole thing. She blew through a month's worth of living expenses in 13 days.All good now, unless I run out of booze.

sorry gb

 

[-fish-]

Any of you guys coach little league? If we're having a boy, I'm definitely coaching. I love baseball

I coached little league for 15 years. no kids.

What kind of reward are are we talking here?

Setting the record for longest divorce in history. 2 1/2 years and counting. Technically still the wife, and on this particular issue, what I'm pissed about relates directly to the unfortunate fact that we're still married.

Dang, missed this. Let me know if you need more bacon GB.

Thanks, GB. I can always use more bacon. Didn't sleep last night because I was so pissed. She's essentially flushing my money down the toilet trying to establish higher living expenses so she can show a higher baseline for spousal support when it all gets finalized. It won't work, but now I'm not sure how we're going to meet our expenses through the end of the year. Normally I would have gone home, gotten drunk and forgotten about it, but I had an early client meeting this morning and it wasn't an option. Worst thing was that I ended up fighting with her in front of my daughter, who absolutely slayed me as I was leaving by telling me that if it would help I could have the money she's been saving. She's 6. Stupid thing is the whole reason I was there was helping her with her yardwork, trying to be a nice guy. While I was there I got an overdraft notice on my phone from the account that I fund that she lives off, which triggered the whole thing. She blew through a month's worth of living expenses in 13 days.All good now, unless I run out of booze.

sorry gb

Felt good to rant. I'm pretty much over it. Spent some time with my daughter this evening and even finished her yardwork, getting ready for my daughter's birthday party on Sunday. It will be nice to be done and not have to worry about her finances and mine.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

For a second I thought my worlds might be colliding. After becoming soul-mates friends with Mrs. BSR on FB, I noticed she has a "friend" with the same name as my cousin. Luckily my investigation has proven that it is 2 different people.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Hey GM!

1) Is that maple syrup still available to be mailed out? If so, we would love some.

2) Feel free to throw in that Gettysburg book with it! I'll send it back when I'm done.

Also, I love a good sausage!!

 

[shamwow!]

Also, I love a good sausage!!

:noban:

 

[Oh Yes!]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

 

[Guster]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Does 2 High Lifes and a bottle of wine count??

 

[shamwow!]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

 

[Frostillicus]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

 

[cosjobs]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

finishing up a bottle of 05 Mudgee Shiaz. could switch to bourbon if it helps me fit in.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Lomez]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

Do adults eat breakfast for lunch?

 

[Lomez]

Also can't believe Tanner's never been to MumbuJumbu's.

 

[shamwow!]

I'm trying to get my head around this one...

You went to Cracker Barrel yesterday for breakfast? Do you normally eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel during the week? Is this on a business trip?

I had to drive to Lexington yesterday morning. On the way back, I stopped at Cracker Barrel for lunch, but ordered breakfast. I know, ####ing crazy, right?

Do adults eat breakfast for lunch?

Breakfast for dinner...now that'll make your head spin

 

[Frostillicus]

Love is gentle as a rose

And love can conquer any war

It's time to take a stand

Brothers and sisters join hands

We got to let love rule

Let love rule

We got to let love rule

Let love rule

Love transcends all space and time

And love can make a little child smile

Oh can't you see

This won't go wrong

But we got to be strong

We can't do it alone

We got to let love rule

[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/lenny-kravitz-lyrics/let-love-rule-lyrics.html ]

Let love rule

We got to let love rule

Let love rule

Let love rule

You got to got to got to

Let love rule

You got to got to got to, yeah

Let let let let love rule

Let love rule

Let love rule

You got to got to got to

Use to yeah

You got to yeah

Waouh

You got to

Got to got to got to yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Let love rule

 

[shamwow!]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

finishing up a bottle of 05 Mudgee Shiaz. could switch to bourbon if it helps me fit in.

And here I am with these silly Miller Lites

 

[Gadzooks]

Frosty, Who's Amber Gravdal?

My cousin.You're creepy.

That is creepy and just plain wrong. Frosty, I'm sorry you have to go thru this.Anyways, who's the dude in Amber's profile pic? Boyfriend? And why doesn't she change her settings so that "friends of friends" can view her pictures?

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty, Who's Amber Gravdal?

My cousin.You're creepy.

That is creepy and just plain wrong. Frosty, I'm sorry you have to go thru this.Anyways, who's the dude in Amber's profile pic? Boyfriend? And why doesn't she change her settings so that "friends of friends" can view her pictures?

Ok, I get Amanda. But Amber? Really? Yous guys taste is getting way worse.

 

[cosjobs]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

finishing up a bottle of 05 Mudgee Shiaz. could switch to bourbon if it helps me fit in.

And here I am with these silly Miller Lites

pretty sure we're both just drinking whatever was in the fridge/wine cellar

 

[Oh Yes!]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

impliedanyways, my pregnant gf will be home from the 311/sublime concert in about half an hour.

 

[shamwow!]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

finishing up a bottle of 05 Mudgee Shiaz. could switch to bourbon if it helps me fit in.

And here I am with these silly Miller Lites

pretty sure we're both just drinking whatever was in the fridge/wine cellar

I guess. I'm stuck in a hotel. The shop around the corner only had beer.Difference is I probably only have Miller Lite at home

 

[Frostillicus]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

impliedanyways, my pregnant gf will be home from the 311/sublime concert in about half an hour.

See, this is why you're on my enemies list. You and Thorn.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'd totally have sex with Alice Eve.

Totally.

In a way I actually am right now.

 

[Oh Yes!]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

impliedanyways, my pregnant gf will be home from the 311/sublime concert in about half an hour.

See, this is why you're on my enemies list. You and Thorn.

pretty sure like 2 of my alia' wre on that list. im almost certain we'd be besties.

 

[Frostillicus]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

impliedanyways, my pregnant gf will be home from the 311/sublime concert in about half an hour.

See, this is why you're on my enemies list. You and Thorn.

pretty sure like 2 of my alia' wre on that list. im almost certain we'd be besties.

Nice english.