GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[Gadzooks]

Took Little Zooks to play mini-golf today and the little guy got a legitimate hole in one on a hole that wasn't easy. I was proud and also a little mad that I got a 3 on that hole. I almost told him to the shut the eff up a couple holes later when he kept talking about his hole in one.

Anyways, while we were there I saw some guy playing by himself. I'm guessing he was in his late 20's maybe early 30's. Who does this? Anyone here ever go play mini golf by yourself? You have to really LOVE mini golf to go by yourself. Right?

 

[shamwow!]

Wife and I went to the grocery store to stock up the house before going to Vegas. Can't legally let the kids starve. Also bought some supplies for Vegas including 6 knock-off energy drinks and a 1.75 of storebrand vodka.

Slap it high?

You think that'll be enough?

Yeah. That's the "in-room" drink. Something to sip while I'm waiting for the wife to get ready etc. I'm pretty sure I can find some free booze in Vegas.

I was talking about the drive there

 

[Oh Yes!]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

impliedanyways, my pregnant gf will be home from the 311/sublime concert in about half an hour.

See, this is why you're on my enemies list. You and Thorn.

pretty sure like 2 of my alia' wre on that list. im almost certain we'd be besties.

Nice english.

god your hair smells pretty

 

[Lomez]

I'm sure I should know this, but wtf is Madhatter?

 

[Gadzooks]

Also can't believe Tanner's never been to MumbuJumbu's.

Actually the real name of the place is Mama Roomba's. At least 5 people demanded the wife and I eat there. The place is the suck. The portions were so small Karen Carpenter complained. I order the jerk chicken. I told the wife it was more like 'jerk off chicken' and the waitress heard me. I was glad about that.

Pretty sure that's what GM snacks on while catching a jerk to "Cathouse" at 4am.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Also can't believe Tanner's never been to MumbuJumbu's.

Actually the real name of the place is Mama Roomba's. At least 5 people demanded the wife and I eat there. The place is the suck. The portions were so small Karen Carpenter complained. I order the jerk chicken. I told the wife it was more like 'jerk off chicken' and the waitress heard me. I was glad about that.

actually..blah nerd voice nerd voice....

 

[Frostillicus]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

impliedanyways, my pregnant gf will be home from the 311/sublime concert in about half an hour.

See, this is why you're on my enemies list. You and Thorn.

pretty sure like 2 of my alia' wre on that list. im almost certain we'd be besties.

Nice english.

god your hair smells pretty

Betwixt you and madhatter I'm 90% towards quitting the internet forever. If I wasn't still planning on sending Truck that copy of childrens hospital and need my account so I have his address I'd quit right now.

 

[McJose]

Took Little Zooks to play mini-golf today and the little guy got a legitimate hole in one on a hole that wasn't easy. I was proud and also a little mad that I got a 3 on that hole. I almost told him to the shut the eff up a couple holes later when he kept talking about his hole in one. Anyways, while we were there I saw some guy playing by himself. I'm guessing he was in his late 20's maybe early 30's. Who does this? Anyone here ever go play mini golf by yourself? You have to really LOVE mini golf to go by yourself. Right?

Was there anything else there? Lazer Tag? Bumperboats? Maybe his kids were off doing something else.

 

[Oh Yes!]

you get a big frosty hug. i love you.

 

[Oh Yes!]

i'm so cute

 

[Frostillicus]

Creepy von creeperson

 

[Gadzooks]

Took Little Zooks to play mini-golf today and the little guy got a legitimate hole in one on a hole that wasn't easy. I was proud and also a little mad that I got a 3 on that hole. I almost told him to the shut the eff up a couple holes later when he kept talking about his hole in one.

Anyways, while we were there I saw some guy playing by himself. I'm guessing he was in his late 20's maybe early 30's. Who does this? Anyone here ever go play mini golf by yourself? You have to really LOVE mini golf to go by yourself. Right?

Was there anything else there? Lazer Tag? Bumperboats? Maybe his kids were off doing something else.

Just golf. Is every Mini-Golf on the West Coast like THIS? We're lucky there's an ice cream stand next to the course.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

impliedanyways, my pregnant gf will be home from the 311/sublime concert in about half an hour.

Jesus. The only thing that could make that worse is Limp Bizkit playing in the lobby.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

impliedanyways, my pregnant gf will be home from the 311/sublime concert in about half an hour.

See, this is why you're on my enemies list. You and Thorn.

pretty sure like 2 of my alia' wre on that list. im almost certain we'd be besties.

Nice english.

god your hair smells pretty

Betwixt you and madhatter I'm 90% towards quitting the internet forever. If I wasn't still planning on sending Truck that copy of childrens hospital and need my account so I have his address I'd quit right now.

I don't care what anyone else says, you're f'ing solid in my book.And you can always reach me via email if you need my address again. Don't not nuke your account on my account.

 

[cosjobs]

Frosty's definitely an asset around here.

 

[cosjobs]

Homer Josie

Please name this drink for me. It takes too long to explain how to order it and if it had a name, I'm sure it would take off liek wildfire across the country and save me a lot of time when ordering.

1 part bourbon (Bulleit works great, Kentucky Tavern is fine)

1 part grapefruit juice (fresh ruby red or rio red is best, anything real grapefruit juice will do. gf juice cocktail does not work)

1 part sparkling water (I prefer Topo Chico, soda from the gun is fine)

squeeze of fresh lime

 

[Limp Ditka]

Homer JosiePlease name this drink for me. It takes too long to explain how to order it and if it had a name, I'm sure it would take off liek wildfire across the country and save me a lot of time when ordering.1 part bourbon (Bulleit works great, Kentucky Tavern is fine)1 part grapefruit juice (fresh ruby red or rio red is best, anything real grapefruit juice will do. gf juice cocktail does not work)1 part sparkling water (I prefer Topo Chico, soda from the gun is fine)squeeze of fresh lime

How about naming it 'ruin good bourbon'?

 

[cosjobs]

Homer JosiePlease name this drink for me. It takes too long to explain how to order it and if it had a name, I'm sure it would take off liek wildfire across the country and save me a lot of time when ordering.1 part bourbon (Bulleit works great, Kentucky Tavern is fine)1 part grapefruit juice (fresh ruby red or rio red is best, anything real grapefruit juice will do. gf juice cocktail does not work)1 part sparkling water (I prefer Topo Chico, soda from the gun is fine)squeeze of fresh lime

How about naming it 'ruin good bourbon'?

try it, then ##### about it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Homer JosiePlease name this drink for me. It takes too long to explain how to order it and if it had a name, I'm sure it would take off liek wildfire across the country and save me a lot of time when ordering.1 part bourbon (Bulleit works great, Kentucky Tavern is fine)1 part grapefruit juice (fresh ruby red or rio red is best, anything real grapefruit juice will do. gf juice cocktail does not work)1 part sparkling water (I prefer Topo Chico, soda from the gun is fine)squeeze of fresh lime

Old Fart Spritzer?

 

[cosjobs]

Homer JosiePlease name this drink for me. It takes too long to explain how to order it and if it had a name, I'm sure it would take off liek wildfire across the country and save me a lot of time when ordering.1 part bourbon (Bulleit works great, Kentucky Tavern is fine)1 part grapefruit juice (fresh ruby red or rio red is best, anything real grapefruit juice will do. gf juice cocktail does not work)1 part sparkling water (I prefer Topo Chico, soda from the gun is fine)squeeze of fresh lime

Old Fart Spritzer?

enough from the peanut gallery. I am awaiting the certified mixologist.

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer JosiePlease name this drink for me. It takes too long to explain how to order it and if it had a name, I'm sure it would take off liek wildfire across the country and save me a lot of time when ordering.1 part bourbon (Bulleit works great, Kentucky Tavern is fine)1 part grapefruit juice (fresh ruby red or rio red is best, anything real grapefruit juice will do. gf juice cocktail does not work)1 part sparkling water (I prefer Topo Chico, soda from the gun is fine)squeeze of fresh lime

Old Fart Spritzer?

enough from the peanut gallery. I am awaiting the certified mixologist.

Ummmm, I'd just say "bourbon, grapefruit and soda with a lime, please." You're getting soda from the gun and grapefruit from the gun no matter what...no need to gay it up with Chico Ruby or whatever else you're asking for. Although if you're looking for a name, I'd go with "Kentucky Greyhound."

 

[roadkill1292]

Woke up with a nice little gift from God this morning....My very first hemorrhoid. A bulbous, blood-filled beauty with a head on it, located just inside my anal cavity.Thoughts & prayers please.

What does one do to avoid this? I eat a lot of granola bars and salad, that helps right?

I want to know how someone sees inside their anal cavity.

Squatted over a mirror. Pulled my butt cheeks apart. The red grape was at me.

:X Did it wink?

 

[Raider Nation]

Woke up with a nice little gift from God this morning....My very first hemorrhoid. A bulbous, blood-filled beauty with a head on it, located just inside my anal cavity.Thoughts & prayers please.

What does one do to avoid this? I eat a lot of granola bars and salad, that helps right?

I want to know how someone sees inside their anal cavity.

Squatted over a mirror. Pulled my butt cheeks apart. The red grape was at me.

:X Did it wink?

It had a head on it and was pulsing. I thought about popping it with a sterile needle but internet opinions strongly advised against it.

 

[Thorn]

besides frosty and i, who else has had a few cocktails...

Who said I was drinking?

impliedanyways, my pregnant gf will be home from the 311/sublime concert in about half an hour.

See, this is why you're on my enemies list. You and Thorn.

I'm just meh on 311

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

Homer JosiePlease name this drink for me. It takes too long to explain how to order it and if it had a name, I'm sure it would take off liek wildfire across the country and save me a lot of time when ordering.1 part bourbon (Bulleit works great, Kentucky Tavern is fine)1 part grapefruit juice (fresh ruby red or rio red is best, anything real grapefruit juice will do. gf juice cocktail does not work)1 part sparkling water (I prefer Topo Chico, soda from the gun is fine)squeeze of fresh lime

Baby Fish Mouth

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Homer JosiePlease name this drink for me. It takes too long to explain how to order it and if it had a name, I'm sure it would take off liek wildfire across the country and save me a lot of time when ordering.1 part bourbon (Bulleit works great, Kentucky Tavern is fine)1 part grapefruit juice (fresh ruby red or rio red is best, anything real grapefruit juice will do. gf juice cocktail does not work)1 part sparkling water (I prefer Topo Chico, soda from the gun is fine)squeeze of fresh lime

A Randy Liberace

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Does anybody NOT use q-tips/cotton swabs to clean their ears? Is there any other product that tells you not to use it for it's most common use?

 

[Oh Yes!]

i'm so cute

i'd like to apologize for my drunken posting last night. i'm going to quit posting in this thread all together. adios.

 

[Josie Maran]

Woke up with a nice little gift from God this morning....My very first hemorrhoid. A bulbous, blood-filled beauty with a head on it, located just inside my anal cavity.Thoughts & prayers please.

What does one do to avoid this? I eat a lot of granola bars and salad, that helps right?

I want to know how someone sees inside their anal cavity.

Squatted over a mirror. Pulled my butt cheeks apart. The red grape was at me.

:X Did it wink?

It had a head on it and was pulsing. I thought about popping it with a sterile needle but internet opinions strongly advised against it.

Hemorrhoids have heads on them? You sure it's not an abscess, gb?

 

[mr. furley]

Does anybody NOT use q-tips/cotton swabs to clean their ears? Is there any other product that tells you not to use it for it's most common use?

washcloth

 

[shuke]

I'd totally have sex with Alice Eve.

Wow, no ####?

 

[shuke]

Ok, I get Amanda.

Can I get a last name here?

 

[shuke]

i'm so cute

i'd like to apologize for my drunken posting last night. i'm going to quit posting in this thread all together. adios.

See you tonight.

 

[Josie Maran]

I need to do more drunken posting.

 

[guru_007]

I need to do more drunken posting.

yes you do I actually had to shut the laptop last night, as I was on the verge of posting some drunk stuff and shooting some drunken pm's, which although harmless, I am sure I would have regretted in the morning.

 

[Lomez]

I need to do more drunken ####ing and then posting.

 

[Drifter]

I need to do more drunken ####ing and then posting pics.

 

[bostonfred]

Does anybody NOT use q-tips/cotton swabs to clean their ears? Is there any other product that tells you not to use it for it's most common use?

Rolling papers

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Does anybody NOT use q-tips/cotton swabs to clean their ears? Is there any other product that tells you not to use it for it's most common use?

The only thing you should put in your ears are your elbows. -My HS Sophomore Biology Teacher

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well, I don't have cancer. Pretty ####### happy right now.

ETA

Sorry Zooks

 

[Lomez]

Does anybody NOT use q-tips/cotton swabs to clean their ears? Is there any other product that tells you not to use it for it's most common use?

Rolling papers

Catholic vestments?

 

[shamwow!]

Well, I don't have cancer. Pretty ####### happy right now.

 

[Lomez]

Well, I don't have cancer. Pretty ####### happy right now.ETASorry Zooks

And there was much rejoicing. Yaaaaaaay!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Congrats Bob!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Who's Lomez?

 

[bostonfred]

Hey, you can still pretend you do if people make fun of your baldness.

 

[Lomez]

Who's Lomez?

 

[bostonfred]

Who's Lomez?

He's another friend of Kramer's.

 

[Hawks64]

Well, I don't have cancer. Pretty ####### happy right now.

Awesome.ETA to clarify the Awesome was for the no cancer news.

 

[Hawks64]

So I have handed out a few Google+ invites, mostly to folks in the GMTAN and since they have signed up and put in their real names I no long know who's who. Anyone have a notebook I can borrow?