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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Wet Dream.
Lomez
Footballguy
Thanks GB. I'm flattered. I had no idea you thought of me that way.Wet Dream.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Thanks guys, I've been seriously freaking out the last couple of weeks worrying about my boys & Mrs. SLB.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
The wife and kids are gone. Its a recurring fantasy.Thanks GB. I'm flattered. I had no idea you thought of me that way.Wet Dream.
Lomez
Footballguy
You had me right up to the point you suggested worm get a salad.The wife and kids are gone. Its a recurring fantasy.Thanks GB. I'm flattered. I had no idea you thought of me that way.Wet Dream.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Congrats!Quick related-hijack/story:A few years back, Ms. GPJ noticed a small growth on my satchel. We didn't tell anyone about it beforehand, I went in and got examined. Don't know how many people have been through this, but you basically lie on an operating table and they put this cold jelly stuff on your testes-satchel, and run a little radar thingy over it. It's cold.The whole time, the tech. was really nice. Older lady who was very kind and kept the mood upbeat, despite what she was looking for. So she finishes up, prints out the results and puts them in an envelope. And all of a sudden, she's stone-faced and very chilly. "Take these to the doctor down the hall." No smile or anything. ####.So I walk down the hall and it feels like a death-walk. Well, at least a death-walk for one of my nads. I was certain that I was ####ed, and the Dr. tells me I'm fine. WTF? Who does that? I can understand if the results are bad, but if they're good, can't you give a guy a heads-up? Especially after I've just let you...errr, nevermind.Anyway, good to hear that you're OK.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Check the wife's browsing history on her computer. If you find in-ground pools and kitchen remodeling, you'll need to have a talk. If you find www.google.com/q=pool&boys&discrete, then start hiding money.
McJose
Footballguy
GREAT!I had "no cancer by friday afternoon" in the pool.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Hey anyways guys yeah so who's Lomez?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yep, went trough that too and tech acted the exact same way. That was Act 1 about a week ago. I had to wait about the longest 20 minutes of my life for the results though.
I hope you won a fortune.
I didn't post about it. Heck nobody put Mrs. SLB & my parents knew. Oh yeah, and GM. I figured I'm enough of an attention whore the way it is. I'm just so relieved right now, I couldn't hold back.GBSLB I didn't even know that was a concern for you. I must have skipped a few pages. Great news.
I hope you won a fortune.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jesus, who pissed on your stack of pancakes?Some overblown news story about some west coast liberal p###ies having to take a detour for a day.What is Carmaggedon?
bostonfred
Footballguy
Boobs SmeL a can o zima
Lomez
Footballguy
The rest of the country deals with detours and road construction all the time without feeling the need to whore for attention because of an inconvenience. Why the #### do I care that a few people in L.A. are going to have to drive a little out of their way for a few days? That's as much a national news story as my paperboy ####ing up all the houses he delivered to this morning.Jesus, who pissed on your stack of pancakes?Some overblown news story about some west coast liberal p###ies having to take a detour for a day.What is Carmaggedon?
agree with shuke and davey lopes
McJose
Footballguy
Yeah...you do realize that you can't really compare the rest (or most) of the country to LA when it comes to freeways/expressways? That's like saying "The NYC subway system is down for a week? BFD. One time, in Des Moines, the city bus drivers went on strike for a whole day!"The rest of the country deals with detours and road construction all the time without feeling the need to whore for attention because of an inconvenience. Why the #### do I care that a few people in L.A. are going to have to drive a little out of their way for a few days? That's as much a national news story as my paperboy ####ing up all the houses he delivered to this morning.Jesus, who pissed on your stack of pancakes?Some overblown news story about some west coast liberal p###ies having to take a detour for a day.What is Carmaggedon?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Assistant Head Coach/3rd Base Coach for my son's Single A League team. I had coached soccer and basketball prior and thought baseball would be a similar experience. It ain't. It's like driving a stick-shift compared to an automatic. You really take for granted all the nuances of baseball until you try to coach 6-8 year olds. The basics of hitting a baseball, catching with a mitt and throwing are just the beginning. Just wait until you try to explain force outs, tags, how to run the bases, where the plays are, where to position, how to pick up the coach....man. I'll absolutely do it again next year, but i'm just glad I'm not the head coach. It is TOUGH. Rewarding and fun, but tough. Our Head Coach is a Type-A who likes to control everything, which is great for baseball. The other thing about baseball is that - unlike hoops or soccer - there are 2-3 games a week and a LOT of practice. So it's a committment unlike any other. But it is a fantastic way to get closer to your sons.
Lastly (and I think this is very important) you get to know your sons' friends. That is very valuable, IMO.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Meh, I'll get to know them on the ride home from jail.
Lomez
Footballguy
I don't really give a #### about people in NY or Des Moines being a little inconvenienced either. It sucks for them, but it's not national news. shuke's not driving from BF, Ohio to LAX tomorrow. Why the hell does he care if the megastate freelot is closed?Yeah...you do realize that you can't really compare the rest (or most) of the country to LA when it comes to freeways/expressways? That's like saying "The NYC subway system is down for a week? BFD. One time, in Des Moines, the city bus drivers went on strike for a whole day!"The rest of the country deals with detours and road construction all the time without feeling the need to whore for attention because of an inconvenience. Why the #### do I care that a few people in L.A. are going to have to drive a little out of their way for a few days? That's as much a national news story as my paperboy ####ing up all the houses he delivered to this morning.Jesus, who pissed on your stack of pancakes?Some overblown news story about some west coast liberal p###ies having to take a detour for a day.What is Carmaggedon?
McJose
Footballguy
Link to where you were asked to worry about it?I don't really give a #### about people in NY or Des Moines being a little inconvenienced either. It sucks for them, but it's not national news. shuke's not driving from BF, Ohio to LAX tomorrow. Why the hell does he care if the megastate freelot is closed?Yeah...you do realize that you can't really compare the rest (or most) of the country to LA when it comes to freeways/expressways? That's like saying "The NYC subway system is down for a week? BFD. One time, in Des Moines, the city bus drivers went on strike for a whole day!"The rest of the country deals with detours and road construction all the time without feeling the need to whore for attention because of an inconvenience. Why the #### do I care that a few people in L.A. are going to have to drive a little out of their way for a few days? That's as much a national news story as my paperboy ####ing up all the houses he delivered to this morning.Jesus, who pissed on your stack of pancakes?Some overblown news story about some west coast liberal p###ies having to take a detour for a day.What is Carmaggedon?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
So I'm strolling along 7 th ave when I notice a chick with a great ### ahead of me. As I walk by, I realize it is Emma Stone.
Frosty > :hi:
Frosty > :hi:
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Happy for you SLB
Thorn
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
You got a pic, right?
heckmanm
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Sneak a pinch?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Congrats, bob. I like you better alive.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Yes. I think we're pretty much married now.
Lomez
Footballguy
Link to where I said I was asked to worry about it? If it's on the national news, it's reasonable to expect that a substantial number of people outside of one particular state should care. Approximately 15 people outside of California give a damn. And 14 of them are flying into LAX.Link to where you were asked to worry about it?I don't really give a #### about people in NY or Des Moines being a little inconvenienced either. It sucks for them, but it's not national news. shuke's not driving from BF, Ohio to LAX tomorrow. Why the hell does he care if the megastate freelot is closed?Yeah...you do realize that you can't really compare the rest (or most) of the country to LA when it comes to freeways/expressways? That's like saying "The NYC subway system is down for a week? BFD. One time, in Des Moines, the city bus drivers went on strike for a whole day!"The rest of the country deals with detours and road construction all the time without feeling the need to whore for attention because of an inconvenience. Why the #### do I care that a few people in L.A. are going to have to drive a little out of their way for a few days? That's as much a national news story as my paperboy ####ing up all the houses he delivered to this morning.Jesus, who pissed on your stack of pancakes?Some overblown news story about some west coast liberal p###ies having to take a detour for a day.What is Carmaggedon?
General Malaise
Footballguy
'Gadzooks said:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
A Bailsman Combs Ooze?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh yeah, the specialist asks me to take off my pants, bend over and put my elbows on the exam table. I do as I'm told and he says "ah, it looks like you've done this before".
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Lomez
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano iz a moLes
Gadzooks
Footballguy
ME EITHER!!!!!!! Though I never thought that I might have it, so I guess you have more reason to celebrate. Seriously though, congrats from the bottom of my heart.Oh and tell Mrs. SLB it's ok, I'll wait for her for as long as it takes.
McJose
Footballguy
I'll remember this next time there's some blizzard in the midwest or northeast. Or the next time the same river(s) that floods every year floods AGAIN.Link to where I said I was asked to worry about it? If it's on the national news, it's reasonable to expect that a substantial number of people outside of one particular state should care. Approximately 15 people outside of California give a damn. And 14 of them are flying into LAX.Link to where you were asked to worry about it?I don't really give a #### about people in NY or Des Moines being a little inconvenienced either. It sucks for them, but it's not national news. shuke's not driving from BF, Ohio to LAX tomorrow. Why the hell does he care if the megastate freelot is closed?Yeah...you do realize that you can't really compare the rest (or most) of the country to LA when it comes to freeways/expressways? That's like saying "The NYC subway system is down for a week? BFD. One time, in Des Moines, the city bus drivers went on strike for a whole day!"The rest of the country deals with detours and road construction all the time without feeling the need to whore for attention because of an inconvenience. Why the #### do I care that a few people in L.A. are going to have to drive a little out of their way for a few days? That's as much a national news story as my paperboy ####ing up all the houses he delivered to this morning.Jesus, who pissed on your stack of pancakes?Some overblown news story about some west coast liberal p###ies having to take a detour for a day.What is Carmaggedon?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Yes, because the destruction of life and property is on par with a traffic detour.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
FatMax
Member
Can you convert three solid works files to .dxf for me? If so PM me your email address. This is some stuff I need to waterjet.
-fish-
Footballguy
So when LA riots once its citizens realize that emergency services are unable to get anywhere, then you'll become interested? This is going to be like that traffic jam in China that lasted for four days, only with guns.
McJose
Footballguy
Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I was saying.
The annual California fires are a better equivalent for those things than the inconvenience of shutting down a major highway for a couple days.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Of course.
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