GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[Disco Stu]

i bought my gf a non-traditional engagement ring in lieu of a diamond, until we can afford to get married.

any of you idiots do anything similar to this?

yes - I bought a diamond and sapphire "anniversary band"

thinking this might be in one of those long engagements(year +). We have been together almost 7 years since i was 20, and have our first baby on the way. Couldnt justify dropping that much coin on a diamond engagement ring at this time.

Sounds like you have a very reasonable and level headed young lady on your arms. Congrats!

She's hot too.

 

[Oh Yes!]

btw tired head is the best

 

[McJose]

How many rungs on that ladder?

Breaking out some old school, MentalGiant shtick.

 

[Frostillicus]

The member Frostillicus can not receive any messages.

good to go

 

[Good Posting Judge]

btw tired head is the best

Her or you?

 

[Frostillicus]

Last night we all had eggplant parm for dinner, including our 16 month old daughter. As we were changing her diaper, this conversation took place:Wife: "Look at this red spot on her face, what do you think that is?"Me: "Maybe she's allergic to eggplant...(mumbles) every father's dream."Wife: Me:

I don't get it.

 

[Oh Yes!]

i bought my gf a non-traditional engagement ring in lieu of a diamond, until we can afford to get married.

any of you idiots do anything similar to this?

yes - I bought a diamond and sapphire "anniversary band"

thinking this might be in one of those long engagements(year +). We have been together almost 7 years since i was 20, and have our first baby on the way. Couldnt justify dropping that much coin on a diamond engagement ring at this time.

Sounds like you have a very reasonable and level headed young lady on your arms. Congrats!

She's hot too.

if we are just engaged, can i tell people i had to make an honest woman out of her? or do we have to be married for me to say that? is she unyet honest. yes i made up a word. unyet.

 

[Oh Yes!]

btw tired head is the best

Her or you?

wait, i had it backwards.

 

[McJose]

Last night we all had eggplant parm for dinner, including our 16 month old daughter. As we were changing her diaper, this conversation took place:Wife: "Look at this red spot on her face, what do you think that is?"Me: "Maybe she's allergic to eggplant...(mumbles) every father's dream."Wife: Me:

I don't get it.

Eggplant is terrible.

 

[Sarnoff]

Just noticed Chase is back in the FFA. Any way we can lock him out again?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Last night we all had eggplant parm for dinner, including our 16 month old daughter. As we were changing her diaper, this conversation took place:Wife: "Look at this red spot on her face, what do you think that is?"Me: "Maybe she's allergic to eggplant...(mumbles) every father's dream."Wife: Me:

I don't get it.

If I explain the joke, it'll be even less funny.

 

[urbanhack]

COMING SOON

 

[Josie Maran]

Last night we all had eggplant parm for dinner, including our 16 month old daughter. As we were changing her diaper, this conversation took place:Wife: "Look at this red spot on her face, what do you think that is?"Me: "Maybe she's allergic to eggplant...(mumbles) every father's dream."Wife: Me:

I don't get it.

Truck is a racist. HTH.

 

[Josie Maran]

COMING SOON

Awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, Rachelle Lee, aka The Human Super Soaker is coming to town this weekend.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

GM, Rachelle Lee, aka The Human Super Soaker is coming to town this weekend.

I'm gonna have to research this when I get home.

 

[cosjobs]

How many rungs on that ladder?

I think he means ladder, like in Ladder Day Saints?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Last night we all had eggplant parm for dinner, including our 16 month old daughter. As we were changing her diaper, this conversation took place:Wife: "Look at this red spot on her face, what do you think that is?"Me: "Maybe she's allergic to eggplant...(mumbles) every father's dream."Wife: Me:

I don't get it.

Truck is a racist. HTH.

Winner!PS: I'm not racist. No more than average, anyway.

 

[urbanhack]

grilling some sockeye salmon tonight...give me some good recipes/ideas.

tia

edit to add: i did the cedar plank thing two weeks ago

 

[dharmapunk]

It took me to here to remember who dharma was.

'lil help?Sgt. Spelt, too.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It took me to here to remember who dharma was.

'lil help?Sgt. Spelt, too.

What's the problem, UCONN?

 

[dharmapunk]

It took me to here to remember who dharma was.

'lil help?Sgt. Spelt, too.

What's the problem, UCONN?

that's it mofo it's go time i going to wrap my ego around your ###### and squeeze until you die and my erection goes away

 

[roadkill1292]

Just noticed Chase is back in the FFA. Any way we can lock him out again?

I have an uneasy message board relationship with Chase. He and I have exchanged unpleasantries regarding his analysis of the Jets in the past yet he remains one of my very few allies in my quixotic, yet serious, quest to kill the NFL draft.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It took me to here to remember who dharma was.

'lil help?Sgt. Spelt, too.

What's the problem, UCONN?

that's it mofo it's go time i going to wrap my ego around your ###### and squeeze until you die and my erection goes away

Oh, ####. It's flysack.

 

[shamwow!]

I just had to google "quixotic"

 

[General Malaise]

Last night we all had eggplant parm for dinner, including our 16 month old daughter. As we were changing her diaper, this conversation took place:Wife: "Look at this red spot on her face, what do you think that is?"Me: "Maybe she's allergic to eggplant...(mumbles) every father's dream."Wife: Me:

I don't get it.

Eggplant is terrible.

I haven't touched it in years, but my mother used to make me eat it and I hated it back then. Maybe I should try again, but it looks and smells so f'n gross.

 

[General Malaise]

Just got the 'eggplant joke'.

 

[dharmapunk]

It took me to here to remember who dharma was.

'lil help?Sgt. Spelt, too.

What's the problem, UCONN?

that's it mofo it's go time i going to wrap my ego around your ###### and squeeze until you die and my erection goes away

Oh, ####. It's flysack.

Hide your wives. Hide your daughters.

 

[dharmapunk]

Last night we all had eggplant parm for dinner, including our 16 month old daughter. As we were changing her diaper, this conversation took place:Wife: "Look at this red spot on her face, what do you think that is?"Me: "Maybe she's allergic to eggplant...(mumbles) every father's dream."Wife: Me:

I don't get it.

Eggplant is terrible.

I haven't touched it in years, but my mother used to make me eat it and I hated it back then. Maybe I should try again, but it looks and smells so f'n gross.

/subtext

 

[Tiger Fan]

COMING SOON

3rd to last on the bill

 

[YSR]

grilling some sockeye salmon tonight...give me some good recipes/ideas.

tia

edit to add: i did the cedar plank thing two weeks ago

Best I can offer is this. Pretty simple, but tasty. I have used sockeye salmon instead of char and it's just as good.

 

[urbanhack]

COMING SOON

3rd to last on the bill

*random* order

 

[Bob Sacamano]

COMING SOON

3rd to last on the bill

*random* order

Can non-smokers get in on this?

 

[eoMMan]

grilling some sockeye salmon tonight...give me some good recipes/ideas.tiaedit to add: i did the cedar plank thing two weeks ago

Throw some asparagus on the grill too. Asparagus always go well with fish, imo.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

COMING SOON

LMAO

 

[St. Louis Bob]

COMING SOON

3rd to last on the bill

*random* order

unlike

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody know what that button is that says "Watch Forum"? Shuke?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, Rachelle Lee, aka The Human Super Soaker is coming to town this weekend.

I'm gonna have to research this when I get home.

According to the over the air commercials regulated by the FCC she has holds the top spot in the Guinness Book Of World Records at 20 feet.

 

[YSR]

Good quote I heard earlier: "Rupert Murdoch says he has been touched by messages left on Amy Winehouse's phone"

 

[General Malaise]

Good quote I heard earlier: "Rupert Murdoch says he has been touched by messages left on Amy Winehouse's phone"

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Amy Winehouse's family has spared no expense on her funeral, having a custom-made coffin built. They tried to make them go with prefab...

 

[Oh Yes!]

do you HAVE to be eastern european to haul shipping containers in the chicagoland area?

 

[urbanhack]

do you HAVE to be eastern european to haul shipping containers in the chicagoland area?

illegal or legal?

 

[Disco Stu]

Good quote I heard earlier: "Rupert Murdoch says he has been touched by messages left on Amy Winehouse's phone"

Amy Winehouse's family has spared no expense on her funeral, having a custom-made coffin built. They tried to make them go with prefab...

[ ] Too soon[x] Not too soon

 

[Oh Yes!]

do you HAVE to be eastern european to haul shipping containers in the chicagoland area?

illegal or legal?

hard to say. some speak better english than others. i see about 40-50 of these guys a day and id say 75% of them are eastern eurosbold edit: truck drivers moving shipping containers

 

[Tiger Fan]

Amy Winehouse's family has spared no expense on her funeral, having a custom-made coffin built. They tried to make them go with prefab...

I'm in tears, S

 

[urbanhack]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/7/26/11/enhanced-buzz-14295-1311694196-6.jpg

 

[Good Posting Judge]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/7/26/11/enhanced-buzz-14295-1311694196-6.jpg

 

[jplvr]

I wish I could get the Amy Winehouse joke.

Smashed the end my finger moving a copier today. I tried the "heat up a gem clip" treatment and I guess I'm a pansy because it wasn't "painless" as was described in the instructions. So, I let it go, just building up pressure all day and finally took a sewing needle to the fleshy part, trying to relieve pressure. Nada. FML

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I wish I could get the Amy Winehouse joke.

What's the difference between her and that joke?The joke will get old.