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'St. Louis Bob said:
'YSR said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'YSR said:
SLB> I need to :unsubscribe: from your list. :unsure:
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Did I Thorn you? :unsure:
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:yes:
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:doh: You told me to send it to you. Damn it, sorry. You wants me to call Mr. YSR or something?
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It's my fault, really. I guess I was skimming on my phone when the part about them being XXX was posted. I just thought you were going to text random stuff. Ultimately, it's fine. He just happened to be closest to my phone when my alert went off and it's nothing for him to check a text or answer my phone (and vice versa). He actually laughed about it once I explained (he knows who you are from the butter cake and when we ordered stuff from your company), but I'm guessing that he wouldn't feel all that comfortable if I continued to get texts like that.

 
'YSR said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'YSR said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'YSR said:
SLB> I need to :unsubscribe: from your list. :unsure:
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Did I Thorn you? :unsure:
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:yes:
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:doh: You told me to send it to you. Damn it, sorry. You wants me to call Mr. YSR or something?
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It's my fault, really. I guess I was skimming on my phone when the part about them being XXX was posted. I just thought you were going to text random stuff. Ultimately, it's fine. He just happened to be closest to my phone when my alert went off and it's nothing for him to check a text or answer my phone (and vice versa). He actually laughed about it once I explained (he knows who you are from the butter cake and when we ordered stuff from your company), but I'm guessing that he wouldn't feel all that comfortable if I continued to get texts like that.
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I'm guessing you could help his comfort level return to normal.
 
'YSR said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'YSR said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'YSR said:
SLB> I need to :unsubscribe: from your list. :unsure:
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Did I Thorn you? :unsure:
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:yes:
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:doh: You told me to send it to you. Damn it, sorry. You wants me to call Mr. YSR or something?
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It's my fault, really. I guess I was skimming on my phone when the part about them being XXX was posted. I just thought you were going to text random stuff. Ultimately, it's fine. He just happened to be closest to my phone when my alert went off and it's nothing for him to check a text or answer my phone (and vice versa). He actually laughed about it once I explained (he knows who you are from the butter cake and when we ordered stuff from your company), but I'm guessing that he wouldn't feel all that comfortable if I continued to get texts like that.
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No, I don't feel weird. At all.
 
'mr. furley said:
'EYLive said:
shuke, were you at home when you took that pic or did you remove your pants at work?
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:lmao: :goodposting:how'd you do it, gb? lose the weight i mean.. and how much? congratulations btw
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Really not that much, only 10-15 lbs. Only by making some small sacrifices. Stopped drinking pop, stopped putting sugar in my coffee, keep walking by the pie section at the store, etc. If I could find some time to exercise I'd be smoking hot.
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
I have frosty's number. I will send to all who ask. Go.
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Oops, I guess he just wanted me to tell you guys (and gals) that he won the softball championship.I assume this means he drank the most beer.
 
'Chaos Commish said:
'Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll said:
'Chaos Commish said:
I don't wanna work...

My kid is at camp.

I don't have to work for at least another week or two, even three maybe.

My exboss has a spare room on Kauai, north shore, Tunnels.

Sonny, where for art thou?

Round trip leaving tonight and coming home Friday is $500 on American w/ 25% coupon.

Why for may not I go.

My sisters force fed my diabetic going blind mom on me because I am a single dad and grandma is like a great substitue mom (not), but she cannot be alone for a week so I am babysitting my mom instead of #### ### fun, and god knows none of them would want to see after their own mother.

Maybe I'm a jerk.

I want to bang on the drum all day...
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:eek: That is a GREAT spot, seriously doesn't get better, and not just on Kauai. Haena's killer and Tunnels is probly the nicest beach there (or Ke'e), which is saying something. Good snorkeling right out front this time of year with lots of turtles. Speaking of which, it's also where Bethany survived that tiger shark attack (they just did some movie about), losing an arm. Also the best trail (Kalalau) you'll probly ever get to hike nearby on the Na Pali coast.Excellent airfare too, what are you thinking??? F your mom.
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:lmao: When you're right, you're right. F my mom. Ticket purchased. Departs 4:38 manana. Earliest I could go. This spare room sounds fun. It was a laundry room, but the owner pulled the washer and dryer and set them outside on a deck so he could fit a single bed in their spot. Sounds perfect. I don't care. I've got Maui and the Big Island wired, but I've only spent a few days on Kauai, so this had to be done. F my mom!

The mess this became wasn't funny. I never post personal pics online after learning harsh privacy lessons over a decade ago, but I will make an exception here. This is me and mom in happier times just a few short months ago. How could anybody deliberately hurt that sweet old lady? Who could do that? Who would make her cry for no reason? Well, my sisters of course. Anyone who knows mom knows she'd be devastated to hear I couldn't travel because I needed to stay with her. She boasts of her false independence and all she does for us daily as a sort of defense mechanism. She cannot drive. She cannot see very well. She cannot negotiate steps, remote controls, telephones, and other conveniences without great frustration, but she cooks and cleans more than me and is always on call to watch the kids and even take business messages professionally.

So my sister calls and tells her I'm not going to Hawaii because I have to babysit her, but they are heroicly jumping through flaming hoops rearranging their schedules to make this terrible sacrifice to house her for few nights if she wants to inconvenience them all one at a time until Friday. This is just a common sense no no right? My mom hung up, tried to talk to me about it and started sobbing. She hates her life, wants to live alone in her old house, does not need anyone to babysit her, bla bla bla. ####, totally unnecessary and uncalled for. I would have stayed home, #####ed about it here and been fine. Kauai isn't going anywhere. Mom will not under any circumstances stay with any of them. She is NOT AN INVALID!! Pride's in play now. Since I'm posting family pictures, all four sisters went horseback riding in Cambria last week. I got this shot of them.

Enter my brother. "Hey mom. Your brother (he's 86) is here this week. Why don't you come stay with me?" They're in Vegas and all the pride in the world won't keep my compulsive slot machine playing mom from Vegas. Problem solved. My brother the hero. Me the jerk. Sisters evil. Life's pretty good.

A L O H A :excited:

Oh GM! I'm having breakfast with my daughter and some of her cousins here tomorrow before trudging over to LAX. That's a world class pancake house right there.

But the best dish is the poached and papas. It's incredible eggs benedict over potato skins and a thick slice of smokey ham steak. ;)
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Anybody hear from CC since he flew the coop? I'd love an update, although I'm sure it's better there aren't any. Still, I'd like to get in touch with the guy - could help him out some - if any of you have his number...tried p-mail already. Mahalo!
 
'shuke said:
'mr. furley said:
'EYLive said:
shuke, were you at home when you took that pic or did you remove your pants at work?
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:lmao: :goodposting:how'd you do it, gb? lose the weight i mean.. and how much? congratulations btw
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Really not that much, only 10-15 lbs. Only by making some small sacrifices. Stopped drinking pop, stopped putting sugar in my coffee, keep walking by the pie section at the store, etc. If I could find some time to exercise I'd be smoking hot.
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This may seem like a weird tip, but it works- You can wear smaller sized pants if you don't wear underwear; no panty lines and it shows off the roundness of your butt, which women really love even though some pretend to cringe in disgust.
 
'EYLive said:
'shuke said:
'mr. furley said:
'EYLive said:
shuke, were you at home when you took that pic or did you remove your pants at work?
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:lmao: :goodposting: how'd you do it, gb? lose the weight i mean.. and how much?

congratulations btw
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Really not that much, only 10-15 lbs. Only by making some small sacrifices. Stopped drinking pop, stopped putting sugar in my coffee, keep walking by the pie section at the store, etc. If I could find some time to exercise I'd be smoking hot.
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This may seem like a weird tip, but it works- You can wear smaller sized pants if you don't wear underwear; no panty lines and it shows off the roundness of your butt, which women really love even though some pretend to cringe in disgust.
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I think they call this...working without a net.
 
'McJose said:
:wall: Why do I go into the Shark Pool? The Bears fans around this place make me want to switch teams...almost.
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My fav time of year to stumble in there...You should go start a Ochocinco to NE thread, they haven't had a new one in a good 30 minutes. Ingram vs. PT could use a bump *(just pick any thread, eventually they all discuss it).
 
Oh...we got another dog today. The wife was convinced that the dog we got 4 months ago needed a playmate. She and the boys went to the SPCA and got a Chihuahua-Mini Pinscher mix. Same age and size as Tanner, our Chihuahua-Weiner mix.

Wife and the boys wanted to name him Mikey. I convinced them to keep the Bad News Bears theme going so we went with Joey.

 
'McJose said:
Oh...we got another dog today. The wife was convinced that the dog we got 4 months ago needed a playmate. She and the boys went to the SPCA and got a Chihuahua-Mini Pinscher mix. Same age and size as Tanner, our Chihuahua-Weiner mix.Wife and the boys wanted to name him Mikey. I convinced them to keep the Bad News Bears theme going so we went with Joey.
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human names for dogs?
 
'Oh Yes! said:
'McJose said:
Oh...we got another dog today. The wife was convinced that the dog we got 4 months ago needed a playmate. She and the boys went to the SPCA and got a Chihuahua-Mini Pinscher mix. Same age and size as Tanner, our Chihuahua-Weiner mix.Wife and the boys wanted to name him Mikey. I convinced them to keep the Bad News Bears theme going so we went with Joey.
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human names for dogs?
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:confused:
 
'McJose said:
'Oh Yes! said:
'McJose said:
Oh...we got another dog today. The wife was convinced that the dog we got 4 months ago needed a playmate. She and the boys went to the SPCA and got a Chihuahua-Mini Pinscher mix. Same age and size as Tanner, our Chihuahua-Weiner mix.Wife and the boys wanted to name him Mikey. I convinced them to keep the Bad News Bears theme going so we went with Joey.
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human names for dogs?
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:confused:
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youre right, mikey is a common pet nsme. carry on.
 
So I thought it was impossible for my truck to be put into gear without the key in the ignition. JR discovered otherwise yesterday.

Yesterday afternoon, he's pretend driving the truck in our driveway with the windows rolled down while I stand next to the vehicle not really paying much attention. Then I hear a familiar clunk, and the truck starts rolling backward down the driveway and out toward the street. I'm pretty well freaked out and know I have one shot to avoid disaster. So I jump into the truck through the open window, bruise the #### out of my ribs, and mash the brake with my hand to stop it just as we hit the road. Luckily there was no oncoming traffic.

AngryWife doesn't know about this, and I'd appreciate it if you kept it to yourselves. ####### kids, man.

 
'bentley said:
So I thought it was impossible for my truck to be put into gear without the key in the ignition. JR discovered otherwise yesterday.Yesterday afternoon, he's pretend driving the truck in our driveway with the windows rolled down while I stand next to the vehicle not really paying much attention. Then I hear a familiar clunk, and the truck starts rolling backward down the driveway and out toward the street. I'm pretty well freaked out and know I have one shot to avoid disaster. So I jump into the truck through the open window, bruise the #### out of my ribs, and mash the brake with my hand to stop it just as we hit the road. Luckily there was no oncoming traffic.AngryWife doesn't know about this, and I'd appreciate it if you kept it to yourselves. ####### kids, man.
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how do i un-pregnate my gf? thanks in advance
 
'bentley said:
So I thought it was impossible for my truck to be put into gear without the key in the ignition. JR discovered otherwise yesterday.Yesterday afternoon, he's pretend driving the truck in our driveway with the windows rolled down while I stand next to the vehicle not really paying much attention. Then I hear a familiar clunk, and the truck starts rolling backward down the driveway and out toward the street. I'm pretty well freaked out and know I have one shot to avoid disaster. So I jump into the truck through the open window, bruise the #### out of my ribs, and mash the brake with my hand to stop it just as we hit the road. Luckily there was no oncoming traffic.AngryWife doesn't know about this, and I'd appreciate it if you kept it to yourselves. ####### kids, man.
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How much for me NOT to post this on FB?
 
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