GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[krista4]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

A GMTAN fantasy football league is starting.We need a sample of your semen.

I suggest taking Krista's black light to the local Sbarro's....

#######it, again?

 

[facook]

Why do I go into the Shark Pool?

The Bears fans around this place make me want to switch teams...almost.

:thesoftestofballs:

Good God, woman. Talk about sig material.

 

[facook]

Ok, so I'm thinking that there may have been a 12 page argument about this already somewhere in the GMTAN, but I need phone advice. Have to buy a new phone for work that can tether to my work computer. So, either has to be an iphone or Android 2.3. My current carrier is US Cellular who doesn't carry iphone, so I've been leaning toward just getting USCel's best Android and calling it good. But I'm open to switching carriers for iphone or even for a better Android. US Cellular's best Androids appear to be Samsung Mesmerize, LG Genesis, and HTC Merge. Guy at Costco wireless tonight recommended Droid X2 w/ Verizon, and of course tons of people would say just go iphone and forget about it.

Can anyone give me some cogent advice?

 

[jplvr]

By the way, if your wife ever asks you to go to body pump class at the Y say no. It's a trap so that you won't be able to move your arms, legs, shoulders, back, neck, knees, or stomach the next day. Especially unfortunate when you have your softball championship the next day.And yes, body pump at the Y does indeed lend itself to some double entendres. Go nuts.

Sounds like the first time I did P90X. I did the arms portion and could not move them a bit 2 days later. Undeterred, I did the leg workout and maybe one of the other DVD's in between, which caused me to literally not be able to walk for one full day. I got cocky during the first upper body one, and I was jogging regularly before starting, so I thought I wouldn't ahve the same, eventual problem with the lower body one. I've never gotten a wake-up call like that."Wake-up call" was probably a poor choice of words considering I'm in even worse shape these days.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Why do I go into the Shark Pool? The Bears fans around this place make me want to switch teams...almost.

:(

 

[Limp Ditka]

Why do I go into the Shark Pool? The Bears fans around this place make me want to switch teams...almost.

:(

Yikes!. I just read the two most recent pages of the off season thread. Clifford is angry and probably carrying an extra chromosome or two.

 

[Josie Maran]

what the hell is wrong with you people? mikey charlie?

What would you suggest? Fido?

Riki Tiki Tavi down? WTF dude?

 

[Josie Maran]

Also, I completely forgot how much I want to absolutely destroy Oh Yes's woman. I mean seriously bad things, perhaps in a bar parking lot, perhaps in the ladies' room of said bar.

I'd even withdraw my standard "No Pregnant Chicks" * rule.

Good work, gb.

The rule only applies to those that are showing a lot...that #### freaks me out. Otherwise, it's awesome...no need to pull out.

 

[Stoneys]

Packing for our trip to Aruba. May have pix from topless beach when I get back.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Also, I completely forgot how much I want to absolutely destroy Oh Yes's woman. I mean seriously bad things, perhaps in a bar parking lot, perhaps in the ladies' room of said bar. I'd even withdraw my standard "No Pregnant Chicks" * rule. Good work, gb. The rule only applies to those that are showing a lot...that #### freaks me out. Otherwise, it's awesome...no need to pull out.

thanks for the kind words

 

[Frostillicus]

I have frosty's number. I will send to all who ask. Go.

Oops, I guess he just wanted me to tell you guys (and gals) that he won the softball championship.I assume this means he drank the most beer.

I'm going to assume that he banged Amanda. That would be the real championship.

I didn't bang Amanda. But when we were at the bar after the game her and I were sitting next to each other in the corner and because we had more people who could comfortably sit at the table we were really close together. When she went to poor a beer for someone out of the pitcher I totally got elbow boob. So I said, "Elbow boob. Nice." and she said "but you only got one of them" and then leaned over and rubbed both boobs on my arm - two full swipes!It was awesome.Then we went out to the back of my mazda miata and did it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This is like an audio version of that Dancing Bones thread. Must listen.

I'm moving to an area where guys are going to want me to share my wife. Hurray.

 

[Disco Stu]

This is like an audio version of that Dancing Bones thread. Must listen.

I'm moving to an area where guys are going to want me to share my wife. Hurray.

When in Rome...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This is like an audio version of that Dancing Bones thread. Must listen.

I'm moving to an area where guys are going to want me to share my wife. Hurray.

When in Rome...

they do as he does.

 

[urbanhack]

 

[Frostillicus]

I have frosty's number. I will send to all who ask. Go.

Oops, I guess he just wanted me to tell you guys (and gals) that he won the softball championship.I assume this means he drank the most beer.

I'm going to assume that he banged Amanda. That would be the real championship.

I didn't bang Amanda. But when we were at the bar after the game her and I were sitting next to each other in the corner and because we had more people who could comfortably sit at the table we were really close together. When she went to poor a beer for someone out of the pitcher I totally got elbow boob. So I said, "Elbow boob. Nice." and she said "but you only got one of them" and then leaned over and rubbed both boobs on my arm - two full swipes!It was awesome.Then we went out to the back of my mazda miata and did it.

Half of this actually happened.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Why do I go into the Shark Pool? The Bears fans around this place make me want to switch teams...almost.

When do those Caption contests start for a spot in Survivor format? That was actually kinda fun, the draft part in particular.

 

[Bogart]

How mature am I?

When I see the thread "3 Blondes in Bentley go to Monte Carlo", I can stop laughing thinking it's a pr0n title for a movie that does not work out well for our GB bentley.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have frosty's number. I will send to all who ask. Go.

Oops, I guess he just wanted me to tell you guys (and gals) that he won the softball championship.I assume this means he drank the most beer.

I'm going to assume that he banged Amanda. That would be the real championship.

I didn't bang Amanda. But when we were at the bar after the game her and I were sitting next to each other in the corner and because we had more people who could comfortably sit at the table we were really close together. When she went to poor a beer for someone out of the pitcher I totally got elbow boob. So I said, "Elbow boob. Nice." and she said "but you only got one of them" and then leaned over and rubbed both boobs on my arm - two full swipes!It was awesome.Then we went out to the back of my mazda miata and did it.

Half of this actually happened.

She poured a beer? I'll buy that.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have frosty's number. I will send to all who ask. Go.

Oops, I guess he just wanted me to tell you guys (and gals) that he won the softball championship.I assume this means he drank the most beer.

I'm going to assume that he banged Amanda. That would be the real championship.

I didn't bang Amanda. But when we were at the bar after the game her and I were sitting next to each other in the corner and because we had more people who could comfortably sit at the table we were really close together. When she went to poor a beer for someone out of the pitcher I totally got elbow boob. So I said, "Elbow boob. Nice." and she said "but you only got one of them" and then leaned over and rubbed both boobs on my arm - two full swipes!It was awesome.Then we went out to the back of my mazda miata and did it.

Half of this actually happened.

She poured a beer? I'll buy that.

The whole first paragraph. It was a dream come true.

 

[EYLive]

My dog's name is Mikey.

what happened to people creativity? mikey? gt fudge o

I have a Mikey and a Charlie. Oh, and a turtle named Gary.

How come no picture of Gary? What kind of turtle is he? I have a red ear slider named Jelly (girl).Stinky and Booger have passed on to the great swamp in the sky. RIP guys.

 

[Tecumseh]

My dog's name is Mikey.

what happened to people creativity? mikey? gt fudge o

I have a Mikey and a Charlie. Oh, and a turtle named Gary.

How come no picture of Gary? What kind of turtle is he? I have a red ear slider named Jelly (girl).Stinky and Booger have passed on to the great swamp in the sky. RIP guys.

Gary is also a red-eared slider, but he shuns the limelight, thus, no pics.FTR, I have no idea if he is male or female.

 

[urbanhack]

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_chuck/2011_7_26_indiana_dunes_sunset.jpg

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Hooray for turtle talk!

I have a red eared slider named Mzee.

Also a dog named Ubu.

 

[McJose]

Why do I go into the Shark Pool? The Bears fans around this place make me want to switch teams...almost.

When do those Caption contests start for a spot in Survivor format? That was actually kinda fun, the draft part in particular.

That's true.

 

[urbanhack]

Can't believe you people keep turtles held hostage in captivity.

 

[FatMax]

Can't believe you people keep turtles held hostage in captivity.

If you think that's bad, you should see their list of demands. I hear fatguy is looking for ten million dollars.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

lol

 

[dharmapunk]

Hooray for turtle talk!

I have a red eared slider named Mzee.

Also a dog named Ubu.

Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I like turtles.

 

[General Malaise]

Whatever turns you on

Shopped. They don't make 36/30 pants.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just noticed Mrs. SLB's friend's daughter, posted something on her FB. Her daughter is 12. She also has "Bieber" as her second last name.

Nothing on this huh. I figured McJose at a minimum would have something snarky to say about this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

When is the first regular season NFL game this year? Yeah I know Google but I'm not sure with the lock out and all.

 

[urbanhack]

I just remembered I have a fifth of whiskey in my filing cabinet.

update?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

When is the first regular season NFL game this year? Yeah I know Google but I'm not sure with the lock out and all.

Thursday, September 8.

 

[General Malaise]

I take two days off and 14 pages behind? Is GM still doing those daily recaps?

A GMTAN fantasy football league is starting.We need a sample of your semen.

I suggest taking Krista's black light to the local Sbarro's....

#######it, again?

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

Hooray for turtle talk!

I have a red eared slider named Mzee.

Also a dog named Ubu.

Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.

thanks for driving that one home

 

[General Malaise]

Hooray for turtle talk!

I have a red eared slider named Mzee.

Also a dog named Ubu.

This is how you name a dog, people.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just remembered I have a fifth of whiskey in my filing cabinet.

update?

I poured a stiff J&C and drank it on the way home. Then I finished the bottle off talking to Mrs. SLB on the back patio. It was only half full though.

When is the first regular season NFL game this year? Yeah I know Google but I'm not sure with the lock out and all.

Thursday, September 8.

Thanks

 

[Tecumseh]

I just noticed Mrs. SLB's friend's daughter, posted something on her FB. Her daughter is 12. She also has "Bieber" as her second last name.

Nothing on this huh. I figured McJose at a minimum would have something snarky to say about this.

Has she made a recent appearance in the Pics That May or May Not Rule thread?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

done

 

[General Malaise]

Dear Sunny Lubick Bobblehead Doll -

Can you please tell me your thoughts on Coil in the Haskell? First time on dirt angle...

 

[dharmapunk]

Hooray for turtle talk!

I have a red eared slider named Mzee.

Also a dog named Ubu.

Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.

thanks for driving that one home

I'm always here for you. Just point me to the softballs.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

 

[Bogart]

I keep expecting the "Wife uses sex as a weapon" thread to just go away. I really figure it's run it course. I have made it a point to not update and only respond when someone asks for an update, just because I figure people are bored of it by now.

I'm going to be pissed if that becomes my lasting contribution to this board.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I keep expecting the "Wife uses sex as a weapon" thread to just go away. I really figure it's run it course. I have made it a point to not update and only respond when someone asks for an update, just because I figure people are bored of it by now. I'm going to be pissed if that becomes my lasting contribution to this board.

Sometimes you pick your signature bit/thread, sometimes the thread/bit picks you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I keep expecting the "Wife uses sex as a weapon" thread to just go away. I really figure it's run it course. I have made it a point to not update and only respond when someone asks for an update, just because I figure people are bored of it by now. I'm going to be pissed if that becomes my lasting contribution to this board.

I haven't read a single post in that thread. tdoss notes?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Congratulations to Ms. Winehouse on being 5 days sober. Way to go, Amy!

 

[Bogart]

I keep expecting the "Wife uses sex as a weapon" thread to just go away. I really figure it's run it course. I have made it a point to not update and only respond when someone asks for an update, just because I figure people are bored of it by now. I'm going to be pissed if that becomes my lasting contribution to this board.

I haven't read a single post in that thread. tdoss notes?

Starts with OP saying he and his wife only have sex 10 times a year.I come in on page 6 and say my wife and I only have sex 4 times a year and at the time on a 9 month drought.Much banter, discussion, Goggins, suggestions. 25 pages later I have decided to go to therapy, go to therapy, have some sex, realize it is no use (more problems than just sex), decide to get divorce and in the process of getting ducks in a row before telling wife.