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Gadzooks
Footballguy
I'll probably have a visual of your elbow when I masturbate (again) later. I honestly don't think I'll ever give you a greater compliment than that.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I would text you a picture of the elbow in question, if only I had your phone number.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
And this is more like it. Accolades. Validation. Compliments.
This is why Gadzooks, Bentley, and the guy with the hair are the best posters in this thread.
This is why Gadzooks, Bentley, and the guy with the hair are the best posters in this thread.
gamera
Footballguy
I went to Wal-Mart this evening. I know, I know, but it's worth it for the shtick sometimes.
The gal who is at the cash register was probably pretty cute back in the 70's. As she's bagging my purchases, she is singing softly to herself.
I asked her, "Are you singing 'Year of the Cat' by Al Stewart to me?"
"I was singing to myself, but I'll sing it to you if you want."
"That's OK, hon, just bag up my laundry detergent, Coke Zero, and Hershey's Special Dark. Thanks."
The gal who is at the cash register was probably pretty cute back in the 70's. As she's bagging my purchases, she is singing softly to herself.
I asked her, "Are you singing 'Year of the Cat' by Al Stewart to me?"
"I was singing to myself, but I'll sing it to you if you want."
"That's OK, hon, just bag up my laundry detergent, Coke Zero, and Hershey's Special Dark. Thanks."
Gadzooks
Footballguy
If I could build a GMTAN doll/monster; I would want it to have the following parts:
Frosty's lucky elbow
Kev's hair (no brainer)
SLB's sexy knee braces
GM's nice skin
Sacamano's liver
Pickle's blogging skills
Stu's wee wee
Krista's rack
Mr. Krista's ability to accept a compliment about his wife's rack without getting mad
Shuke's skepticism
Buck's patience to sit thru dance recitals
Thorn's Reese's Shirt
Truck's eye brow(s)
Tanner's mom
Stryker's dog
Feel free to add more. I'm getting tired and I'm gonna go rub one out to Frosty's elbow.
Frosty's lucky elbow
Kev's hair (no brainer)
SLB's sexy knee braces
GM's nice skin
Sacamano's liver
Pickle's blogging skills
Stu's wee wee
Krista's rack
Mr. Krista's ability to accept a compliment about his wife's rack without getting mad
Shuke's skepticism
Buck's patience to sit thru dance recitals
Thorn's Reese's Shirt
Truck's eye brow(s)
Tanner's mom
Stryker's dog
Feel free to add more. I'm getting tired and I'm gonna go rub one out to Frosty's elbow.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Agreed. Eastern European crack whores are pretty awesome.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Man, you seem to really have issues with Dodds's facebook stuff, huh?Did Dodds post it?saw it a few days ago [oldnews]I just posted this on facebook, top notch.'Good said:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Whew
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Me too.Just sent her a friend request.
krista4
Footballguy
Yeah, I didn't think so either. But based on the claim, and by a magazine called Garden and Gun even, I figured it was worth the discussion.Sounds tasty, but not really over the top. A CFS sandwich here is common place, with gravy and chesse. Probably just as much damage to the waist line.
krista4
Footballguy
Mmmmmmmm...pizza.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Can I get a pic here? Pretty sure I saw a pic once and didn't notice a unibrow.Speaking of pics, who's got the goods on Dessert/Desert* Rose? What's with the holdout?* I can never remember which is which
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Second the pic request for Truck's unibrow.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
FYI - Yearly Kittenball tournament is this weekend.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Pic of the inside of your refrigerator.By the way you'd love Amanda. Junk in the trunk for days.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I'll take a PM.
krista4
Footballguy
Kittenball makes me very happy, even though I don't remember what it is.
gamera
Footballguy
Frosty is saving Amanda for himself his throbbing, rock-hard elbows.Gadzooks just arrived.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
It doesn't involve hurting kittens. It's just softball, but the ball is 3 times the size of a softball and slightly softer, and it's a co-ed tournament and dudes can't wear gloves. Mostly we just sit around drinking pinkies (vodka & pink lemonade) which are sold for $1 apiece and can be bought in trays of 6, 12, or 24. Also they sacrifice a live kitten prior to the first game of the tournament for good luck with the fall harvest.Kittenball makes me very happy, even though I don't remember what it is.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Anyone ever figure out what this was about?
krista4
Footballguy
Aw, how sweet.It doesn't involve hurting kittens. It's just softball, but the ball is 3 times the size of a softball and slightly softer, and it's a co-ed tournament and dudes can't wear gloves. Mostly we just sit around drinking pinkies (vodka & pink lemonade) which are sold for $1 apiece and can be bought in trays of 6, 12, or 24. Also they sacrifice a live kitten prior to the first game of the tournament for good luck with the fall harvest.Kittenball makes me very happy, even though I don't remember what it is.
Wait, what?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Ok, I have to ask.
Who is Amanda? And can I get a pic of her GMTAN-famous breasts?
Thanks.
Who is Amanda? And can I get a pic of her GMTAN-famous breasts?
Thanks.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
You and your skinny 36 inch waist can get in line behind me.
-fish-
Footballguy
There was a whole thread on it a few years back.Fish Tales here.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
gamera
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Somehow I thought that'd be more exciting. Like there'd be a couple boxes of little debbies and a deer head.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Actually there really isn't that much to speak about in the way of breasts. She recently lost 28 lbs. and apparently a significant portion of that weight came from up top (I don't know, I just met her in April.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Ooof.Hey Shuke> How about a pic of your closet. With one cleverly placed shtick item.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
It's my 16th anniversary on 8/1. I got a couple of my students to watch Fly Jr. and took the Missus out to a semi-swank Thai joint. Then we went to a great local ice cream joint and split a banana split. Then we went for a walk down by the water. The Bad News is when we hit a tree line I swept in for a make-out session that ended when I copped a feel and she laughed and pushed my hand away. The Good News is this was right in front of my gym (which has 25 high windows facing the water) and I'm pretty sure some of the guys I work out with saw me making out with a hot girl, so now they won't think I'm gay when we have those awkward eye contact moments.
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dharmapunk
Footballguy
In other news Mrs. Fly told me that when her and Fly Jr. were at the park today a women, identifying herself as "Spanish," first asked -
1. What my wife was. Just like that. First she said, "Where are you from?" And when my wife answered "Virginia" the woman refused to accept the answer and outright asked, "what are you? Spanish?" (wife's dad is German, mom is Puerto Rican).
2. Then she looked at my son and asked "is he a full breed?"
Sorry, he isn't. When I presented my papers to the breeding association they said I lacked necessary genes for the Spanish Master Race. Unfortunately, despite our best efforts, I ended up impregnating my wife anyway. Condoms are so unreliable these days.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to adjust this woman's brain using my foot, entered by way of her vag.
It's times like these that I'm a very poor Buddhist.
1. What my wife was. Just like that. First she said, "Where are you from?" And when my wife answered "Virginia" the woman refused to accept the answer and outright asked, "what are you? Spanish?" (wife's dad is German, mom is Puerto Rican).
2. Then she looked at my son and asked "is he a full breed?"
Sorry, he isn't. When I presented my papers to the breeding association they said I lacked necessary genes for the Spanish Master Race. Unfortunately, despite our best efforts, I ended up impregnating my wife anyway. Condoms are so unreliable these days.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to adjust this woman's brain using my foot, entered by way of her vag.
It's times like these that I'm a very poor Buddhist.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
tommyboy
Footballguy
took the family to the beach last couple days. On the drive over, wife and i were talking about someone getting married and I said "I remember when we got married, i was pretty nervous I might be making a mistake" and she goes "yeah but you only screwed up a couple of times" with a wink, she was making a funny joke clever girl. Then I said "no i meant i might be making a mistake getting married". Silence. Was a great trip, only 2 hours more to go.
Thorn
Footballguy
Did I Thorn you?SLB> I need to :unsubscribe: from your list.
on so many levels
Thorn
Footballguy
band name
"Are you sure we can take this drink outside?""Yes"
[5 minutes later]
"Are you sure we won't get arrested walking around with this drink?"
"Yes"
Bogart
Footballguy
Took your advice. Ended up just drinking last night as she took the kids to the pool before I got home from work. She is cranky by the time they get home, so I just keep drinking and fall asleep in the living room.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
You sound Shuked.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Forgive me for asking for an Otis-esque update, but could I get a summary of the last month or two?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Good looking out.
Our 'mutual friend' runs a line of cosmetics and used to do make-up for some hollywood celebs back in the day. Great gal. her husband, however, will suck the life and soul out of everybody and everything. I worked with him for 8 long, agonizing years.Good guy to take to the strip club, though.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
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