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GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

'Frostillicus said:
So what, other than EYLive the rest of you studs are too studly to care about elbow boob? INTENTIONAL elbow boob?

Jerks.
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I'll probably have a visual of your elbow when I masturbate (again) later. I honestly don't think I'll ever give you a greater compliment than that.
 
And this is more like it. Accolades. Validation. Compliments.

This is why Gadzooks, Bentley, and the guy with the hair are the best posters in this thread.

 
I went to Wal-Mart this evening. I know, I know, but it's worth it for the shtick sometimes.

The gal who is at the cash register was probably pretty cute back in the 70's. As she's bagging my purchases, she is singing softly to herself.

I asked her, "Are you singing 'Year of the Cat' by Al Stewart to me?"

"I was singing to myself, but I'll sing it to you if you want."

"That's OK, hon, just bag up my laundry detergent, Coke Zero, and Hershey's Special Dark. Thanks."

 
If I could build a GMTAN doll/monster; I would want it to have the following parts:

Frosty's lucky elbow

Kev's hair (no brainer)

SLB's sexy knee braces

GM's nice skin

Sacamano's liver

Pickle's blogging skills

Stu's wee wee

Krista's rack

Mr. Krista's ability to accept a compliment about his wife's rack without getting mad

Shuke's skepticism

Buck's patience to sit thru dance recitals

Thorn's Reese's Shirt

Truck's eye brow(s)

Tanner's mom

Stryker's dog

Feel free to add more. I'm getting tired and I'm gonna go rub one out to Frosty's elbow.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
We were going to have dinner at Fritanga tonight but since the debacle of the kid watching thing happened we had no choice but to stay home. Invited a couple over, ordered some pizzas from our GB's place. We went to pick them up, have a few drinks, you know the drill. Then I see a chick that has a Mucky Duck shirt on. That was the first place we had dinner at in Captiva after we got married. Weird.
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Mmmmmmmm...pizza.
 
'krista4 said:
'Frostillicus said:
FYI - Yearly Kittenball tournament is this weekend.
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Kittenball makes me very happy, even though I don't remember what it is. :heart:
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It doesn't involve hurting kittens. It's just softball, but the ball is 3 times the size of a softball and slightly softer, and it's a co-ed tournament and dudes can't wear gloves. Mostly we just sit around drinking pinkies (vodka & pink lemonade) which are sold for $1 apiece and can be bought in trays of 6, 12, or 24. Also they sacrifice a live kitten prior to the first game of the tournament for good luck with the fall harvest.
 
'Frostillicus said:
'krista4 said:
'Frostillicus said:
FYI - Yearly Kittenball tournament is this weekend.
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Kittenball makes me very happy, even though I don't remember what it is. :heart:
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It doesn't involve hurting kittens. It's just softball, but the ball is 3 times the size of a softball and slightly softer, and it's a co-ed tournament and dudes can't wear gloves. Mostly we just sit around drinking pinkies (vodka & pink lemonade) which are sold for $1 apiece and can be bought in trays of 6, 12, or 24. Also they sacrifice a live kitten prior to the first game of the tournament for good luck with the fall harvest.
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Aw, how sweet. :wub:Wait, what?
 
'dharmapunk said:
Ok, I have to ask. Who is Amanda? And can I get a pic of her GMTAN-famous breasts? Thanks.
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Actually there really isn't that much to speak about in the way of breasts. She recently lost 28 lbs. and apparently a significant portion of that weight came from up top (I don't know, I just met her in April.
 
'Frostillicus said:
'dharmapunk said:
Ok, I have to ask. Who is Amanda? And can I get a pic of her GMTAN-famous breasts? Thanks.
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Actually there really isn't that much to speak about in the way of breasts. She recently lost 28 lbs. and apparently a significant portion of that weight came from up top (I don't know, I just met her in April.
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Ooof.Hey Shuke> How about a pic of your closet. With one cleverly placed shtick item.
 
It's my 16th anniversary on 8/1. I got a couple of my students to watch Fly Jr. and took the Missus out to a semi-swank Thai joint. Then we went to a great local ice cream joint and split a banana split. Then we went for a walk down by the water. The Bad News is when we hit a tree line I swept in for a make-out session that ended when I copped a feel and she laughed and pushed my hand away. The Good News is this was right in front of my gym (which has 25 high windows facing the water) and I'm pretty sure some of the guys I work out with saw me making out with a hot girl, so now they won't think I'm gay when we have those awkward eye contact moments.

 
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In other news Mrs. Fly told me that when her and Fly Jr. were at the park today a women, identifying herself as "Spanish," first asked -

1. What my wife was. Just like that. First she said, "Where are you from?" And when my wife answered "Virginia" the woman refused to accept the answer and outright asked, "what are you? Spanish?" (wife's dad is German, mom is Puerto Rican).

2. Then she looked at my son and asked "is he a full breed?"

:mellow:

Sorry, he isn't. When I presented my papers to the breeding association they said I lacked necessary genes for the Spanish Master Race. Unfortunately, despite our best efforts, I ended up impregnating my wife anyway. Condoms are so unreliable these days.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to adjust this woman's brain using my foot, entered by way of her vag.

It's times like these that I'm a very poor Buddhist. :rant:

 
took the family to the beach last couple days. On the drive over, wife and i were talking about someone getting married and I said "I remember when we got married, i was pretty nervous I might be making a mistake" and she goes "yeah but you only screwed up a couple of times" with a wink, she was making a funny joke clever girl. Then I said "no i meant i might be making a mistake getting married". Silence. Was a great trip, only 2 hours more to go.

 
'Bogart said:
I keep expecting the "Wife uses sex as a weapon" thread to just go away. I really figure it's run it course. I have made it a point to not update and only respond when someone asks for an update, just because I figure people are bored of it by now. I'm going to be pissed if that becomes my lasting contribution to this board.
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oops
 
'General Malaise said:
'Bogart said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
'Bogart said:
I keep expecting the "Wife uses sex as a weapon" thread to just go away. I really figure it's run it course. I have made it a point to not update and only respond when someone asks for an update, just because I figure people are bored of it by now. I'm going to be pissed if that becomes my lasting contribution to this board.
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I haven't read a single post in that thread. tdoss notes?
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Starts with OP saying he and his wife only have sex 10 times a year.I come in on page 6 and say my wife and I only have sex 4 times a year and at the time on a 9 month drought.Much banter, discussion, Goggins, suggestions. 25 pages later I have decided to go to therapy, go to therapy, have some sex, realize it is no use (more problems than just sex), decide to get divorce and in the process of getting ducks in a row before telling wife.
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Don't sleep with her now, imo.
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Took your advice. Ended up just drinking last night as she took the kids to the pool before I got home from work. She is cranky by the time they get home, so I just keep drinking and fall asleep in the living room.
 
'Drifter said:
So, GM - you have a friend who has a friend named Katya Prekrasnaya. Are you aware of her? You should be.
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Good looking out. :thumbup: Our 'mutual friend' runs a line of cosmetics and used to do make-up for some hollywood celebs back in the day. Great gal. her husband, however, will suck the life and soul out of everybody and everything. I worked with him for 8 long, agonizing years.Good guy to take to the strip club, though.
 
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